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2017

06

Nov

Rumored Maria Kanellis WWE Leaked Pussy of the Day

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WWE SMACKDOWN HOE

Maria Kanellis is supposed to be some WWE girl. The name sounds familiar but I am a grown up and I haven’t watched wrestling since I was 10 years old…but I know that grown men do watch wrestling….usually weird chronic masturbating people or Italians…but the events get sold out, the girls used to make the whole thing seem less homo trashy….like porn chicks who don’t do porn….except on their iphones…because this is apparently one of the female wrestlers named Maria Kanellis-Bennett’s asshole.

I really have no way of proving it is her, it is probably not her, but her celebrity is so obscure that I can’t imagine anyone would fake it, but I guess that’s not giving weird wrestling dudes any credit for their weird wrestling fetishes…because you have to be something else to be into wrestling…but I figure you can be any dude to appreciate asshole…whether it’s a WWE chick or random…it’s asshole…the gateway to a woman’s soul…

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2011

07

Feb

Maria Kanellis in a Bikini for her Perfume of the Day

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I got a press release for Maria Kanellis’ upcoming perfume line and I had no fucking idea who Maria Kanellis was…but appreciated the fact that the she figured promoting the perfume in her bikini was a better approach than some other more relevant way…cuz being in a bikini gets you noticed, people talk about it, and it wins pervert guys who love bitches in bikinis over, especially when there’s no specific reason for this, other than just being in a bikini…

It’s like her genius marketing people were like “so we’ve got a perfume to sell…put her in a bikini”, “we’ve go a car to sell…put her in a bikini ” we’ve got girl scout cookies to sell…put her in a bikini”….

The understand we are mindless and bikini is all we need.

Either way, apparently she’s some Former WWE DIVA and was a contestent on Celebrity Apprentice….and apparently these pics are unedited…if they weren’t shot from such obscure angles…I’d be able to tell you if that’s a good thing or not..

Enjoy

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2008

07

Mar

Maria Kanellis at her Playboy Launch of the Day

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Here is some broken down WWE chick, Maria Kanellis and she’s celebrating her big Playboy spread. I guess she looks so happy because it’s pretty much the height of her career and she’s hoping it leads to better jobs for her by getting noticed by the public, instead of just by her creepy WWE fans. I am pretty sure when she was a little broken down slut back in her high school, she had would lie in bed at night and dream about the day a magazine will pay her to pose naked for her, because she realized that all that getting naked for free was only giving her some unwanted pregnancies and a false sense of popularity because the dudes in her school liked that she put out.

The good news is that she can take a beating and that’s what we all need out of a future wife, or girl we cut out naked pictures of and staple to our couches pretending she’s our wife, because when that cut out turns you down when you ask for a blowjob, it’s got another thing coming…so she knows better for next time….