Everyone always obsesses over Maria Menounos‘ 35 year old ass, without factoring in that she is Greek and that that ass is actually her vagina and that that ass has more mileage, while the real gold is in her actual vagina, that takes a backseat to her Greek vagina that she goes Greek with…

That said, she’s quit Extra, a show I had the misfortune of watching the other day, leaving me in a puddle of blood and sadness from trying to cut off my own penis because it was better than the smut mainstream media was shoving down the throats of the hicks that watched this shit…

She’s decided to go onto other things, like a Shitty reality show…that is probably as smut filled as her Extra reporting on celebrities, only now she’s going to be the celebrity they are reporting on and that’s good for her want to be famous ego…

While I figure her best performance already happened – with this THROWBACK VAGINA SLIP

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This picture of Maria Menounos makes me laugh – not because she’s sucking cake pops to feed her fat ass…but because seeing chocolaty covered dick tipped shaped things remind me off all the ass to mouth she does – being greek…where the vagina is the asshole and vice versa…

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I am going to assume that these behind the scenes pictures of Maria Menounos are fully doctored…because we’ve got an archive of HER FAT GREEK ASS ON THE SITE an ass she probably prefers being called her vagina…because that’s how the greeks do it…it’s a historical thing that has transcended generations…anal…that thanks to girls growing up watching porn – has also been taken up by the average under 25 year old who thinks it’s a great place for a dude to cum because they can’t get pregnant…not that that has anything to do with Maria Menounos’ and her case of the mysterious ABS for some fitness mag…because whether she has ABS or not really doesn’t matter, what I am more interested in is talking about anal sex…no homo…and preferably with no shit left on my dick…but I guess I am also interested in looking at fit bodies…because everyone around me is so fat.

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I don’t care about Maria Menounos…and I don’t really think the general public does. She’s on TV nightly, but thanks to NETFLIX and Apple TV and Cable…the world isn’t forced to watch the celebrity news shows like we were in the 80s, when we had no option but to stare at Mary Hart’s legs and imagine her vaginal juice soaking her high heels…because that’s what perverts do…

But I guess she still has a fan base, for those of us into fat greek asses that we know are also used as the primary vagina in Greece, a cultural trait we hope she brought back with her, to justify a life with such a stupid sounding name….

On a side note, I’ve seen her secondary vagina, the one with a clit, flashed on the beach and it was better than this, but this is still good enough…

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I am very late on these Maria Menounos choreographed dance videos where she seems to be in a bikini because like the rest of the world…I don’t give a fuck about Maria Menounos, if anything I hate her because she is a host of a celebrity gossip show owned by the people who own the celebrities and that in and of itself just makes me angry…

I don’t find her all that hot, all that interesting, and I’ve already seen her vagina sticking it’s tongue out at me…but I’ll post it anyway.

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Maria Menounos works out…fascinating that a bitch on some shitty entertainment show…that despite being on daily…is probably some of the worst TV programming out there…would work out…especially when she’s greek and like every greek girl I’ve ever known, loves anal because they culture was built on it…but more importantly has a fat fucking ass from all the Feta cheese and olive oil they eat….like a real fat fucking ass…that starts to form around 25 and never quite stops unless the girl takes extreme measures like fitness to make it happen…

Fitness is something I think that coupled with an eating disorder, can be very beneficial to a woman’s bikini body…or in Maria Menounos’ case..her TV body..

I am not as crazy about this one as everyone else, but I was a fan of her VAGINA SLIP

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Here’s some Maria Menounos in Greece cuz she’s Greek and does Greek…wearing a bikini…playing in the water…showing off her hot body and tight ass that houses her greek prized possession…her anus….and despite being a totally low level celebrity on a shitty show that may be on every night but that is not very respectable, I am still into seeing her press her pussy against a bald head….while wet…battling her friend in a little wrestle as two other girls splash her…if anything, that shit’s like the first scene of a porno…a porno I wasn’t invited to…FUN…

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I don’t even know if that chick in a bikini at the start of this Vine is Maria Maria Maria the Greek Loving Greek in Greece Menounos…I have facial recognition and I only recognize her by her cunt that she normally flashes in her bikini, but that she’s not flashing in these bikini pics I am linking to at the bottom of this life changing post I am rushing though because I have better things to do like watch girls in the park tan and figure out ways to convince them to let me apply sun tan lotion on their backs with my dick…it’s a hard life for me…I don’t need to fly to Greece to be ignored by Maria Menounos, and I don’t need to wack off to her pics, when I got the real thing outside my door, too bad I’m lazy.

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Maria Menounos posted an ass shot to the internet, because she appreciates how much attention her booty gets, you know she knows a low level TV presenter on some ghetto ass show no one should watch, but people do watch, doesn’t deserve to be celebrated…even after showing the world her vagina sticking its tongue out at us on the beach intentionally…a vagina that is actually her secondary orifice behind her asshole…you know being greek and all they have a system in place people and we can’t culturally change them…we can just look at what they like to have fucked…in bikinis….being celebrated and showcased by them…because why the fuck not take all the attention your ass can get…literally…

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Maria Menounos celebrated her 35th birthday cuz she’s old as fuck, and in celebrating her 35th birthday party she got into a bikini top because I guess she didn’t get the memo that no one wants to see a 35 year old in a fucking bikini. There’s this thing that happens at 34, where a bikini becomes off limits, no matter how fit a bitch is, but for some reason ,bitches never follow that rule. Not that I’m complaining, I look at any disaster in a bikini, I’m just looking out for her best interest, you know if I don’t let her know she’s old as fuck, no one will, cuz being on TV means everyone around you just sucks your dick all day and makes shit delusional…

At least she covered up her greek vagina (ass), by wearing shorts, because usually the ass is the first to start melting.

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