I have issues with Cinco de Mayo…..It’s become some racist, offensive, annoying event for white people to pretty much shit on the Mexican culture with Old El Paso taco kits, Crystal Light margarita mixes, and sombreros and the whole thing makes me stay the fuck in to drink my hatred away….cuz there’s nothing worse than being the token mexican at the bar on the 5th of May….unless the bar is filled with bikini clad women…like Maria Meounos’ Cinco de Mayo….who insist on letting the mexican suck their titties or motorboat them to keep shit authentic….at least that’s how I used to play it befor hating the racists….fucking white people….

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The reason I am not surprised that Maria Menounos is so liberal about showing off her pussy…and I am not just saying that because of these pics of her having a bit of an upskirt that I am not skilled or virgin loser enough to see vagina …but I am saying it because SHE ALSO FLASHED HER PUSSY ON THE BEACH …..is because she’s great and her real vagina is her anus….

The other one’s just for babies and peeing…not scared enough to hide….

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I wonder if Maria Menounos’ pants jacked up her ass count as a cameltoe, you know, cuz she’s greek, and her asshole is her main vagina?

Yes this is what I do with my time….I contemplate such life changing, important, observations….I am a modern day Leonardo Divinci or some philosopher or some shit….

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Maria Menounos is kinda hot…mainly cuz she has 2 vaginas…you know like all greek girls….only unlike all the greek girls I know she’s not obese, or hairy, but her pussy may smell of Feta….I just can’t be too sure…because I’ve neever smelled her pussy – BUT I HAVE SEEN IT

Dancing with the Stars….or the almost stars…or the barely stars…or the “I hope this gives me second chance in my uselessness”…..is uninteresting, possibly one of the worst shows on TV, except when you watch it at 1/4 speed and remember that the way a girl moves on the dancefloor is similar to the way she fucks….

Menounos….is likely a good fuck…otherwise she’d never be on TV….she’s ok in my books….I just wish I knowed how to read.

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I like to think this is just an awkward shot of Maria Menounos running around on the set of Dancing With the Stars….you know that her hips are lying and that this is just some weird optical illusion…because she’s been growing on me….ever since she FLASHED HER PUSSY ON THE BEACH ….I’ve started paying attention…cuz any girl who flashes her pussy on the beach….is a friend of mine….cuz I love seeing pussy….

But maybe that friendship put blinders on my eyes…and all I saw was this toned body on a bitch that is greeek and loves anal…cuz here I am wondering why someone who normally looks so good….looks like a fat middle aged woman trying to get in shape before her daughters wedding….and that’s very sad…I guess her dancing in half naked outfits will be all she can do to redeem herself on this dark, lonely day in the life of Maria Menounos.

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So Maria Menounos lost a bet on purpose for he Super Bowl hoping for ratings and notoriety beyond being the hot Greek who loves anal who is always in her bikini showing off her rocking body and probably her VIRGIN PUSSY THANKS TO THE ANAL in a bikini….

The loss meant she had to get into her bikini on National TV….which would be a bigger deal if more than 4 people watched Extra….proving yet again that just cuz it is on a network, doesn’t mean it’s worth shit…and it’s hardly a loss because Menounos loves shoing off her fucking body…

What happened to real bets where losing actually meant humiliating yourself, or more importantly getting gang banged by the entire football team….or anything that made bitch feel like an actual loser…and not a quick ratings grab and why the fuck am I complaining…she looks fucking awesome….

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Maria Menounos’ pretty tight and amazing body in this tight dress is Greek.

So part of being Greek is being into anal sex because it’s a genetic or cultural right of passage of some shit that I don’t question, I just embrace, because Anal sex is fun for guys with small penis’ who like the smell of shit on their did….even though most greek girls only fuck greek guys….but luckily french girls do it on the first date….

And a more important part of being Greek is being into Moustaches….that’s because some of the best, if not some of the only non hipster / non arab moustaches today are Greek….

That’s probably why her pussy is dripping down her leg for Tom Selleck that legendary Moustache of Hollywood. It must be a real fuck trippy experience for her to be that close to a moustache her dad and uncles used to look at with respect back in the 80s….and luckily she’s doing it in a tight dress.

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Here are some pics of Maria Menounos’ dangly vagina, which is surprising, even though it is genetic, because you’d expect her greekness to only take it up the ass…..

I’m loving her body and her willingness to walk around pretty much naked….all hard nippled and vagina defined in her bikini bottoms…even though I prefer when she was flashing her cunt in a bikini last year ….

But I’ll take what I can get when it comes to sluts on the beach…cuz I’m stuck in the fucking snow….and I’m craving everyday girls in anything but winter coats…..

Here she is covering her plus sized vagina in a pair of shorts….

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Most Greek Bitches I know have fat asses….while Maria Menounos has the kind of fat ass I want to fuck….She’s like the Hollywood Greek along with Jen Aniston…you know the one they pull out of some anal sex party and say

“hey we need more greeks in hollywood, but we don’t want actual greeks, they are hairy and have fat asses, but you’re the exception to the rule, let’s put you on Friends and you….you get put on Access Hollywood alongside Mario Lopez…yeah the guy from Saved by the Bell..yeah we know….it’s humilating, but at least you’ll be the hot one and you won’t be forced to work at your dad’s restaurant/diner or fast food spot all greek people seem to own…and trust me…the anal sex is far superior in Hollywood….all the men are bisexual and learn from the best faggots”….

Here she is hot in a bikini….

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