Greeks fucking love wrestling….I don’t know what it is but I’m thinking it is the historical homo tendencies….cuz I went to school with greeks and they would go nuts for this shit…They’d wear the t-shirts, they’d have wrestling parties, I was never invited, but I am sure they were olive oil lubed up and naked…..so seeing Menounos is a natural thing…cuz like those greek guys….the greek girls would pretend to be into the shit…so that they’d get a little attention for once in their life from their future husbands….

I guess there’s more to it that the greek connection, like maybe Menounos is into getting attention….and that’s ok because the last 2 times I was in a sports bar they were playing Kelly Kelly wrestling, and despite how stupid as shit it is, I get the appeal….I mean after that shit, watching men wrestle seems 10 times gayer….which you’d think is impossible since it’s already the gayest past time…but you get what I’m saying….

Half naked, tight clothes, headlocks with thighs, humping facing snuffing out a bitch, is almost erotic….when you ignore that it is wrestling trash…Good times.

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I didn’t know the Pussycat Dolls still existed. I just assumed that was some one hit wonder, cheesy stripper gone mainstream shit, that was only erotic because it involved half named women, but that was hardly erotic cuz those half naked women never got naked, which totally goes against everything, you know against the natural process of professional dancers who move to LA….and giving stripper bitches legit work so they don’t have to strip pisses me off….it takes away from nudity that’s supposed to be….

What it comes down to is that Maria Menounos outshines these twats, but I’m far happier when Maria Menounos Flashes Her Pussy Accidentally on the Beach …..but this is a good enough taste for me….cuz I know as a greek…the options of what hole to fuck are endless.

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Whenever I see greek ass – i wonder how many dicks have been in it….

Yeah, I know it’s a stereotype that’s been exhausted….not a funny joke, but just truth I actually think when I see her ass cuz I know greek people, and they all love anal sex, they love talking about how hey use special olive oil on their wives, like it is a cultural thing, like souvlaki or feta and olives, that they learned as kids at Helenic school learing about Arostotle and Socrates, the original pedophile teachers, who parents celebrated when their kids were raped by them, cuz it was a honor or something that has carried over generations and generations…ending up in this denim wearing ass…

That’s all I have to say about that.

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Here are some pictures of Maria Menounos not flashing her Unscathed because greeks like anal, bikini “accidentally” slipped to the side vagina …. but there’s still something amazing about her…but then again maybe I’m just saying that cuz I just stared at the VAGINA PICTURE and I’m only using this post as an excuse to get all of you to relive that glorious day in her career….and if vagina isn’t your thing you can just stare at her in shorts from the side….here are the pics…

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I still think Maria Menounos has got it going on….even though she must be pushing 40 now….maybe it’s the greeks love anal sex factor…or maybe it’s because she’s got a hot body…even when just walking the street….and sure I like her better when she’s posting See Through Pics on Twitter …..or drinking in her bikini….but more importantly flashing her untouched because greek’s like anal VAGINA …..but these will do for now…I blame the hangover, horniness, and lack of hot girls in my life for being so easy to please today…

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I like greek girls for the Anal sex. It is like their people are born with natural lubricants in their assholes based on generations of fucking each other up the ass. I mean we didn’t even need to incorporate the goat or the olive oil the night I was with a greek girl….but I was forced to apply the yogurt to my cock when the yeast infection I assume I got from going ass to pussy for pretty much 8 hours….that turned my dick into a flakey, itchy and burning mess……

I like Maria Menounos for the Trimmed Pussy Slip on the Beach a few months ago…mainly cuz when you have anal as much as she does thanks to her heritage…that pussy is practically virgin….it’s the catholic way….

But whoring out on twitter seems like a gateway self shot picture posting that will lead to goodness. So let’s all encourage her to keep it up….

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I prefer when Maria Menounos is Flashing her Cunt on the beach…because really without a pussy flash, Maria Menounos is just another bitch in a bikini on a beach, and sure we’ll all talk about it cuz we are losers and have nothing better to do, but she could have embraced the pussy flash and done it again, making her the pussy flasher, something we’d all hold close to our heart…you know something with purpose, meaning and a legacy, but instead she keeps shit boring. Fuck her for ending what coulda been a good thing…almost as good as the fact that Greeks love getting fucked up the ass, cuz they have natural asshole lubricants that other cultures don’t have, and I know this cuz I’ve fucked a greek up the ass and it was nothing but smooth sailing…until I went back into her vaginally and she went nuts over the possibility of a UTI cuz I guess she went down that chocolate covered road before. True story…

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I can’t think of a better way to start the New Year…other than if this pussy was in my mouth….or if this was ten years ago when she wasn’t 32 but she’s a Greek and they do love to take it up the ass, it is safe to say it is probably pretty fresh, however, she has gone from Miss Teen USA in ’96 to a correspondent on Access Hollywood, it’s safe to say a lot of dick was sucked, but maybe she’s a respectable whore who only uses her mouth but her flashing her twat around could go against that theory….

Who cares, this is an old school, old fashioned, unstaged pussy flash and I love it….especially when it’s got old fashioned pubic hair on it….

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