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Archive for the Marloes Horst Category

2012

01

Feb

Marloes Horst Shaving a Black Man for Black History Month of the Day

Happy Black History Month motherfuckers….

I will do everything in my power to support the black man this month. To remember that Don Cornelius died for our sins. To keep all black race specific jokes to myself even if joking about stereotypes is my thing.

I will also try to trick at least one black girl to have sex with me, without a condom, ideally to knock her up, and fulfill that one gap in my sexual history that is experiencing blackness first hand with nothing between us….

I love my black readers, friends, family members. I hate the oppression and fight you’ve had to make….but at least the white man gave you your own TV Network.

Here’s some brand new pics of hot Marloes Horst, a model I want to fuck cuz she comes stock with a vagina, in Harper’s Bazaar Australia….shaving a black man in Africa….like she fucking should….cuz it’s black history month…respect the black man….motherfucker.

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2011

30

Jun

Marloes Horst Rolling Around in a Bikini of the Day

I’ve posted Marloes Horst titty for fashion before, but figured, this little promo video for some shitty bathing suit line out of Australia, who isn’t paying me to promote them, cuz they are greedy, snake cunts, featuring Marloes Horst rolling around on the beach would set the mood for the long weekend to come…even though you are unemployed and every weekend is a long horrible weekend not filled with hot pussy….that never seems to get better or end…it just keeps going and going and going until you ryan dunn do it….It’s 20 seconds…maybe next time this bikini company should let the tape run a little longer…maybe even follow her into the changing rooms…cuz she’s shown bare tit before…there’s no reason for her not showing bare tit now….

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2011

18

May

Marloes Horst for Gravure of the DAy

Here’s model Marloes Horst in some up close and intimate lingerie video. It’s all romantic and shit, with all this sex lesbionic music, all black and white and out of focus and shit, I’ve got no idea what they are promoting, I just know I want to fuck it from behind and cum all over its ass, if you know what I mean…

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2011

04

Apr

Marloes Horst’s Nipples in MIH Jeans Campaign of the Day

I don’t know how popular this Marloes Horst model is, you see cuz I’m not gay, a photographer, in the fashion industry, or creepily obsessed with models, cuz I generally hate models, envy their big money and party lifestyles, traveling the world to get half naked, but I know they are freakishly tall, and despite being called out for being skinny, actually are broader than most professional basketball playing men, but I do like them better than celebs, cuz celebs are generally not hot…all this to say these aren’t as good as her topless TOPLESS PHOTOSHOOTS, but they’re better than nothing….and that’s pretty much good enough for me and even the philosophy I like to live by….cuz I have low expectations….FOLLOW ME

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2011

17

Mar

Marloes Horst Does Swimwear and Lingerie of the Day

I can’t help but respect and appreciate any girl who’s last name starts with the world WHORE. Especially when their career is based on them getting paid to get naked or half naked…like a whore…only they are called “Models” to make it all okay…socially acceptable, even prestigious enough to make a bitch who at the age of 12 would never have thought she’d be exchanging money for her body…hell bitch wanted to be a Vet or a nurse or a seamstress or whatever girls want to be when they grow up…but realized, it’s a lot easier to just take her clothes off for money than to actual work for anything. It’s pretty much the stripper way.

We’ve seen her topless before – and I’m a fan…

So enjoy this campaign she did for some Swimwear/Lingerie line called Princess Tam Tam (free advertising, free advertising)….

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2011

07

Feb

Marloes Horst Tits for Jalouse Magazine of the Day

Here’s some tits for fashion cuz fashion isn’t really about the clothes but about the tits at least when you’re a pervert like me who only cares about the tits….

I don’t know what Jalouse Magazine is, I don’t know who Marloes Horst is. I don’t think either will change my fucking life.

But I do know a set of tits when I see them and I figure if they are postin the shit at getting the million dollar campaigns, I should be too.

That’s all I have to say about that.

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2009

17

Jun

Terry Richardson and Vanity Fair’s Pirelli Calendar Behind the Scenes of the Day

Terry Richardson proves yet again that being a photographer gets you pussy, or at least gets you to hang around hot pussy, especially when you’ve convinced the world that your perverted, amateur style of photography is fuckin’ art and not just perverted and amateur, because your dad was some successful fashion photographer you rode to the top of your game, and really who cares, his shit is at least semi-interesting to look at, especially when the girls in the pics are hipster trust fund trash he’s pulled out of the bar and brought back to his loft to get, but are actually highend fashion models at the top of their game doing the Pirelli Calendar. What it comes down to is we’re all full of shit, the smart ones are the ones who make money off it, or at least get pussy from it, and the nice ones are the ones who share that pussy with the rest of us in pictures….

The modesl you see are Miranda Kerr, Ana Beatriz Barros, Miranda Kerr, Eniko Mihalik, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Catherine M, Abbey Lee, Daisy Lowe, Gracie C, Marloes Horst, Lily Cole, Georgina Stojiilkovic and their tits.

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