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2011

22

Dec

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The christmas season is going to fucking kill me. I can’t control myself and for some reason everywhere I got the booze is free. My liver is throbbing, my stomach raped, I may still be drunk, and I’ll soon be drunk again, cuz this hangover is killing me…

I hate people who talk about how much they drink…or how fucked up they got…or how hungover they are…but I have nothing else going on right now…it’s kinda taking priority….a hazey uncomfortable priority….

Here’s some links to fluff you, prime you, lube you up….foreplay to the bigger posts to come….

Never Say No to a Panda – VIDEO
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USA vs. the World: Hot Female Athletes Edition
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Free Cam Shows Bring the Sexy
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Dolphin Jetpack. Wait, What? – VIDEO
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Super Japanese Girl Christmas Party!
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Alessandra Makes Me Think Dirty Thoughts
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LeAnn Rimes’ Mexican Bikini Holiday
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Live Web Sluts You Won’t Be Able to Get Enough Of
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chubby Girl Gets Naughty With a Vibrator
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The 15 Hottest Singing Competition Winners Worldwide
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WTF Photo of the Day
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2011

21

Dec

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

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So some fat black chick named Hayley Marie Norman is trying to sue me for posting a video of a shower scene she shot and wrote some amazing fucking commentary to it….

Her lawsuit is for 200,000 dollars or something, which is hilarious because the site hardly covers server costs…..

Not to mention you can’t sue someone for posting a fucking video they embed from another site….idiots…

So I was dealing with the anguish of that and debating a counter lawsuit for loss and damages from the stress of the lawsuit that lead to drining and fucking hookers unprotected…

Here are some links….to warm you up you little sexy bitch….

Stuntbusters Motorcycle Crach – VIDEO
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Biggest Cheerleader Takedowns in Sports
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Free Cam Shows. Wednesday Has Never Been So Awesome
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Girls of Summer FAIL Compilation – VIDEO
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Hello Tay Stevens
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Alyssa Jerry is In a Tiny Green Bikini
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Kim Kardashian Only Went To Haiti For A Fashion Show. Surprise!
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Live Web Cam Shows, For Your Pleasure
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Two Slutty BFFs Get It On – VIDEO
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10 Things You Don’t Do While Visiting Your Girl’s Parents
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Holiyday Office Party Fail Compilation
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2011

20

Dec

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

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My bad habit is inserting found objects in my ass……

That said, this is the kind of impact i need to have on people when I die….

That said I am so in the Christmas spirit it makes me want to sing…like this guy….

Here are some morning links….Let’s get this Christmas Party Started….

Let’s Do the Grampa Shuffle – VIDEO
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The Skimpiest Sports Outfits
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Free Cam Shows Bring the Sexy
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The 38 Days of Hot Tub Christmas with Shay Maria
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Erika Has One Sweet Ass. Wow
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Monkey Biker Gang – VIDEO
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Kim Kardashian’s Changed, You Guys
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Live Web Cam Sluts, Right Here, Right Now
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Home Alone Teen Masterbates on Video
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The 15 Most Drastic Movie Role Transformations By Actresses
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2011

19

Dec

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The worst thing about a mourning hangover dump is when you don’t have toilet paper and you’re on your last pair of socks and the only book you have in the house that you can rip pages out of is one you plan on reading…..and your only option is your wife’s maxi pad….It’s almost humiliating until you remember you have no shame cuz your whole life is humiliating…..I lived that an hour ago and I’m still recovering…unlike Kim Jung no longer Illin’.

5 Year Old Kid Tae Kwon Do Fight – VIDEO
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Alana Chase Strips Down
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Paulina Gretzky: Sexy Photos Are Just the Tip of the Iceberg for Wayne
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Free Cam Show Sexiness to Help You Start the Week Off Right
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School Band Plays Rage Against The Machine – VIDEO
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5 Reasons You May Still Love The Fat Christina Aguilera
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Kim Kardashisn: I’d Get Married Again Translation: Of Course I’d Like to Make Another 17 Million Dollars
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81 Pictures of 13 Celebrities Pretending to be Marilyn Monroe
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Blonde Hottie Rubs Her Tits and Pussy Down – VIDEO
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Live Web Cam Sluts, Because When You Want a Job Done Right, You Leave it to Professionals
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RECAP 2011: Louis CK Honoring George Carlin
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2011

16

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I’m don’t know if I am always drunk or never drunk I just know I’m fat and buffet owners get mad when I walk in…they pretend they are closed every though I see people eating cuz I’m what they call in business a loss leader…

That said…I spent my night on facebook ….posting pics of my nipples…it was a huge success….

This Little Girl Guitarist Will Blow Your Mind
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Kiira Korpi: The Sexiest Pictures of Our Favorite Winter Sports Hottie
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Free Cam Shows to Get You Through the Weekend
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Oh by Gosh by Golly, it’s Time for Latex and Stilettos with Saffron Taylor
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Male Cheerleaders HAahahahhha WTF
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Shannon Sky = Boners
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Ali Lohan Looks Like She’s Dying
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Live Web Cam Sluts That Do the Job Proper
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Amateur Uses Phone as a Vibrator – VIDEO
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Gallery: We Love Girls In Ski Gear
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The Real Housewives of South Boston Are BACK! – VIDEO
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2011

15

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Drinking alone is amazing….Especially when you shit yourself…because there is no one there to judge….not that I mind being judged…it is actually one of my favorite things cuz people are so obvious….and think shitting yourself drunk is a bad thing…to which I say…that’s cuz you’ve never done it.

Here’s the morning dump….

Meanwhile Somewhere in Asia… – VIDEO
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Michelle Mayden is in a Tiny Bikini
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The Hottest Ice Girl Pics Ever
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Free Cam Shows Add Some Sexy to Your Thursday
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Epic Ping Pong Battle – VIDEO
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Lindsay Lohan Actually Did Something That Was Expected Of Her
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RhoPhotos Has a Gallery You Should Probably Take a Look At
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French Lesbians Get Their Scissor On
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Live Web Cam Sluts Doing What They Do Best
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Jimmy Kimmel Helped Ruin Christmas for Kids and It’s Hilarious – VIDEO
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2011

14

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I have nothing to say.

I’m saving all my joke for TWITTER ….and the bar scene….

I think I’m drained from all this AVN Award judging….My penis is going to rubbed into a useless nub…or right it is already a useless nub…but seriously…I don’t think I’ll ever to fuck a woman again…I’m desensitized and tarnished…a broken man. 14 consecutive hours…2 bottles of wine….I’m spent.


8 Year Old Skateboarder is Pretty Impressive – VIDEO
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The 25 Hottest Athlete Babes from the Most Random Sports
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Free Cam Shows Will Bring On the Sexy
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Who Knew Pogo Sticks Were This Amazing?! – VIDEO
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Playmates Hold the Key…to Their Vaginas
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Ashley’s Short Shorts May as Well we Underwear
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Lindsay Lohan is a Piece of Shit
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Live Web Cam Shows That Will Drive You Wild
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Tattooed Slut Gets Her Masterbation On
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Who’s That Girl? Meet “Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows� Actress Noomi Rapace
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WTF Photo of the Day
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2011

13

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I got drunk trying to fuck Christmas casualities….the kind of depressed chick who contemplates suicide this time of year since nothing worked out the way she dreamed it would….

I knew I was winning when one of the bitches who was buying me drinks to talk to her like I was some kind of male escort…who is very underpaid…told me that I was sexy….and she was serious….now you don’t know me…but I am anything like sexy…calling me sexy is like telling the retarded kid down the stream smearing feces all over his face that he’s a genius artist….only in this case I got to fuck her in the bathroom.

It’s the most wonderful time of the year.

Here’s an Update Version of the Slayer Christmas Lights That Will Get You in the Spirit For Murdering Your Family This Holiday Season – VIDEO
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Lingerie Football League: The 40 Hottest Players Ever
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Free Cam Shows, Because I Know You Are as Broke as I Am
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Even Without Guns, Armie Flores is Still a Girl of High Caliber
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Father of the Year Isn’t the Father of the Year at All – VIDEO
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Nicole Sparks is Super Sexy
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Christina Agilera Looks Like She is Taking a Dump on Stage
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Live Web Cam Sluts That Are Making Mom and Dad Proud
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Drunk Slut Flashes Her Tits and Pussy at the Club – VIDEO
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The 50 Hottest Celebrity Twitpics
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RECAP 2011: Lindsay Lohan (and Lindsay Lohan’s Vagina)
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Some Local Rapper’s New VIdeo….Next big thing Maybe if He Calms His Flailing Hands a Bit….
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2011

12

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the day

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My life is a fucking Christmas Miracle…a long drawn out confusing inadequate Christmas miracle….I’m knee deep in festive alcoholism….targeting depressed women who hate this time of year cuz it reminds them how alone they are….I am a sick sick man and I smell like 3 week old egg not and peppermint….

Even an Asshole Like Me Can Admit That This Marching Band is Impressive
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The 15 Sexiest Obscure Cheerleaders
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Free Cams, Because Everyone Needs a Pick Me Up on Mondays
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All Bryci Wants for Christmas is Some Pots and Pans
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Japanese Beatboxer Will Blow Your Mind
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I’d Like to Be All Over Tiffani
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Justin Bieber To Dads: ‘Better Your Daughter Screams My Name Than Bang The Dude Next Door’
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Live Web Sluts That Will Get You Going
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Four Lesbians Get It On – VIDEO
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Halle Berry’s 10 Biggest Career Fails
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Dancing Bear Porn
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2011

09

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It is 1 pm where I am…so posting the morning hangover dump while hung over hence why I am doing it at 1 pm is hilarious to me…cuz it’s not morning at all..I wonder how bad this is going to get…..Sore liver, festive as shit, so festive I decorated my toilet with black loose stool…hey man…it’s called the hangover dump…what the hell did you think this post was about..

Here are som links…while I regroup…

Let’s Start Friday With Some Rally Car Compilations – VIDEO
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The 40 Most Buzz-Worthy NFL Cheerleaders of 2011
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Free Cams That Will Drive You Wild
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Dune Buggy Jumps a Spectator, Whoa – VIDEO
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Twitpic Theatre – A Playmate’s Life
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Maya Michelle is Fine By Me
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Let’s See What Bullsh*t Kris Jenner Said Now
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Live Sex Shows, Make the Most of Them
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Blonde Girl is Self Fisting
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A Bunch of Sluts in Fur Coats
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