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2011

16

Aug

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

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After today’s hangover dump….you’re lucky I didn’t take a picture of it…it was a bloody mess….literally….

Hello Day…thanks for not killing me off and keeping me around another glorious day….

25 of the Greatest Unscripted Scenes in Films
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Kelly is One Hot Brunette
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25 Sexiest Sports Movie Scenes
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Free Cam Show, You Just Can’t Beat That
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The Craziest Twitter Threats on Selena Gomez
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Jesus Christ Another Celebrity Chick is Ruining Her Body with a Baby
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Sivan Krispin Wins, Pam Rodriguez Third and Jordan Carver All Won a Bikini Contest
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How About a Fail Compilation? – VIDEO
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Skinny College Girl Gets Off While Alone
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Live Sex Shows You Will Love
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Dave Chapelle Did His First Interview in Five Years and Here It Is
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2011

15

Aug

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I spent my weekend drinking a couple of bottles of Gin…finally realizing that there is an alcohol that can fuck me up hard enough for me to run the streets shirtless scraming “Va-Gin and Tonika”….leading to making many new friends, possibly some youtube videos uploaded by on-lookers…and most importantly….an invite to a private part on a rooftop next to a trendy hotel….where we continued to drink as we watched a fat dude fucking some chick from at least 3 hours…I assume thanks to viagra…then one room was filled with gay guys, one in chaps with a penis pump and the last one was a hot girl getting dressed very fucking slowly…making my voyeur night quite genius…before the cops shut us down cuz I guess the hotel got wind of our pointing, laughing and attempts at videotaping…Good times…

Here’s some good times on the internet while I try to bring myself back to life.

Rioter Gets Blindsided
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Leanna is All Sorts of Sexy
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The 30 Fastest Hot Chicks in Sports
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Start Your Week Off Right With These Free Cam Shows
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Some Slutty Reasons That Will Make You Want to See the Glee Movie
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How NOT to Jump in a Pool
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Narco Subs: Cocaine’s Underwater Voyage – This is Crazy
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Two Girlies Get It On – VIDEO
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Live Web Cam Girls, For Your Pleasure
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Stage Collapse at Indiana State Fair is Completely Terrifying
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2011

12

Aug

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am planning my sell out. I want to go mainstream. I figure, like Blink 182, that playing shitty shows for 3 people can be fun and all, but selling out arenas buys private jets and really private jets are more fun than the shitty life I live…I mean it would allow me to jerk off in the air, instead of on the ground and that’s just something I’ve always dreamt of doing, ever since I did it on a commercial flight two decades ago…not that you care about me…here is some shit going on on the internet….

This Guy is Doing Donuts in His House Because Rich People Have Nothing Better to Do – VIDEO
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15 Divas You’d Love to Take Home
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Free Cam Shows Will Help You Make Your Weekend Great
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Girl Does a Massive Slip and Slide Fail
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Tera Patrick Makes Proper Use of Twitter
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You’re Gonna Wanna Be All Over Joselyn
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Looking Good Sweethearts Two for One
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Cam Shoes You Won’t Be Able to Get Enough Of
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Curley Blonde Gets Herself Off
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12 Hot Chicks That Use Blackberries, Which is Really Just an Excuse to Look at Hot Chicks
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4 Better Explanations for the Lindsay Lohan Alleged Drug Deal Video
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There is no End To The Slutty Hotness That Is Snooki
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Vanessa Hudgens Proudly Shows Off Her New Life Style Choice
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Finally, Some Happy Fucking News!
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The Kardashians Whore Out 15 Year Old Daughter. Awesome!
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2011

11

Aug

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Today’s gift from God was when I saw an old fat lady, who might have been drunk but was probably just crazy, scratching the shit out of her twat. I’m talking wrist deep, under her pants and so aggressive I could hear the nail on skin action, and it brought back memories of when I worked in construction and had to hand sand a floor….that sound…that image…shit rocked my brain….in a good way….

Backflip Off a Bridge, Why Not? – VIDEO
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Aura Will Have You Thinking Naughty Thoughts Early in the Morning
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10 New Looks to Help Tiger Woods Get His Game Back
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Free Cam Shows to Help You Start Your Day Off Right
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Mila Kunis Thinks You And All Your Friends Are Lazy Fatasses
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And Here is the World Record BLOB Jump
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Lindsay Lohan is Braless, Probably On Drugs
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Jenna Jameson is Tweeting Slutty Photos
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Hot Teen Loves to Play With Herself
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Web Cam Sluts That Are Unforgettable
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And Here’s the Trailer for the Star Wars Porn Movie
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2011

10

Aug

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am drunk still. I feel like I’d be lying if I said this was my mourning hangover. Cuz I’ve been drinking all morning…I was walking the dog at 6 in the morning and I saw a hooker getting beat up, then getting taken away in an ambulance as the police followed behind them as some dude screamed at the cops taking her away…I guess he had a date planned with her….and I just got home now….

On the positive side of things, I found a pair of ladies heels on the side of the road if anyone wants to buy them, ideally someone with a foot fetish who likes weird found objects that smell of feet…

Either way, here’s some shit going on


Don’t Worry, Kid, I Find Jack in the Boxes Terrifying Too – VIDEO
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25 Sexiest Athlete Summer Bodies
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Free Cam Shows, Cause You Made It Half Way Through the Week
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Adrienne Curry is Slutty Tweeting Again
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News Reporter Looses His Fucking Shit
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Gia Marie is Rocking a Shiny Red Slingshot
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Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini Says ‘Good Morning’
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Live Web Cam Shows You Will Want to Make Some Alone Time For
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Lebanese Slut Gets Naked on a Sex Tape – VIDEO
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Who’s That Girl? Meet “30 Minutes Or Less” Actress Dilshad Vadsaria
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Aziz Ansari Hates Babies as Much as I Do – VIDEO
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Bear Gets All The Party Sluts
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2011

08

Aug

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I was just sent a gift from god….I was walking down the street and I looked into a car….and a bitch was breast feeding her baby…tits out and amazing…then I hit the park…where three 18 year olds were bending over in spandex about to play tennis….and I realized it is gonna be a good day….before remembering I have to sit on the computer all day posting shit I don’t care about….yay…

Here’s some shit going on around the net….

I’d to Tear Shit Up With This V8 Chainsaw
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The 25 Hottest Women to Date Sports Playboys
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Free Cam Shows to Help You Make It Through the Day
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And That’s Why You Don’t Drive on Drugs
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Six Online How-To Guides For the World’s Saddest People
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Ke$ha Has a Digital Clitoris
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Lisa Ann Has Some Insane Cleavage
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Web Cam Sluts You Will Fall in Love With
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Blonde Girl is Self Fisting
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10 Wardrobe Malfunctions We’re Thankful For
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Weird Al is Going to be Live in Your Living Room
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2011

08

Aug

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I’m not an asshole…but thanks to great personal hygiene I smell like one….

So much is going on, so little time…here are the mourning hangover links to other sites who don’t have 72 hour benders..Good times…unfortunately I don’t remember them…but the site made $2.73 this weekend…balling…don’t be jealous of my success….

False Start Fail, Just When I Thought Competitive Swimming Couldn’t Get Any Gayer
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25 Sports Hotties We Want to See in 3D
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Free Cams to Make Your Monday More Bearable
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Alissa Rae Ross is All Sorts of Sexy
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Parkour Double Backflip is Kinda Impressive
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Devon is a Cuber Whore, Check Her Out
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More of Miranda Kerr’s Insane Post Pregnant Tits
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Web Cam Girls You Will Fall in Love With
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Blonde Shoots a Dildo Out of Her Ass – VIDEO
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Ryan Goslin Has Banged All These Babes and I’m Jealous
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2011

05

Aug

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The highlight of my drinking last night was at 4 in the morning when my neighbor’s teenage daughter and her friends were sprawled out on the stoop half passed out cuz I guess they got high….or drunk…puking all over the place and each other only for one of them to end up stripping out of her clothes to piss….in the middle of the fucking street in some really horrible high school movie, this is what happens when you drink and do drugs so don’t do them, life lesson that I can tell is the gateway to them being prostitutes….

Here’s to mourning….

I Think We Can All Agree That Too Much Pussy is Never a Bad Thing
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Jessica Burciaga Brings the Hotness
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NFL’s 40 Hottest Cheerleaders of 2011
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Free Cam Shows, Let the Friday Night Games Begin
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Naked Gaming Party – VIDEO
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The 10 Hottest Women In “Fast And Furious” Movies
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Rihanna’s Still in a Bikini
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Five Tales of People Who Fought a Shark and Won
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Two Sluts Get Freaky
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Web Cam Sluts You Can’t Help But Love
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Now Here’s a Gal I’d Like to Be All Over
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2011

04

Aug

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

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So I’m talking to this girl at a local bar …and I ask her the obvious “What’s the biggest and weirdest thing you’ve ever inserted” and after her initial shock at how awesome I am at interviewing new girls I am, she’s like “nothing too weird or too big, I’m tight so just a dildo”…bored by her obvious response, cuz every chick tries to say she has a tight pussy, and that bores me, so I decided to sabotage the 5% chance I had to fuck her in a back alley, so I said “dildo’s can be weird, I use one on myself that is molded to look like a dead rotting rat, and I have another that looks like an aborted fetus”….needless to say, we had creative differences and went our seperate ways…

Here’s some shit going on on other sites…

Tap Dance Mash Up VS 50 Cent – VIDEO
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I Wanna Be All Over Lupe Fuentes
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Big Potheads in Sports History
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Free Cam Shows to Keeo Your Hands Busy
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Now THATS Making Good Use of a Lazy Boy – VIDEO
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10 Early ’90’s Stars Who Look Good Today
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Guess Which Stupid Slut Who Cant Get Her Life Together Lost Another Job
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Hottie Eating Watermelon is Surprisingly Erotic
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Blonde With Perfect Titties
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Web Cam Sluts You Will Love
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RIP Charles “Bubba” Smith aka MOSES HIGHTOWER
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2011

03

Aug

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I got a feeling that it’s gonna be one of those days again…I can tell…

I Wish I Could Dance Like a Black Guy and That’s Not Racist Against Black People That’s Racist Against Non Black People
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The 30 Sexiest Sports Hottie Newcomers
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Free Cam Shows, Because You Deserve a Reward For Making It This Far Through the Week
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Now THAT’S How YOu Drive a Bus – VIDEO
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Holly Peers VS India Reynolds, Oh Man
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Cynthia Will Be Your Fantasy
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I Don’t Care For Matt Damon, But He Shut This Bitch Reporter the Fuck Down and It’s HILARIOUS
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The Best Web Cam Sluts You Will Find On the Net
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I Wanna Be All Over Laura Peterson
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Guess Who Got Arrested For Heroin Possession AGAIN?
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