Funny. I’m surrounded by pornstars but still haven’t found one who is bottom feeding enough to give me blowjobs in exchange for links on my site….maybe passing out at 9 pm cuz I was put up in a decent hotel with a decent bed…something I haven’t ever had before….was part of the problem…but tonight we find the bottom feeders….fringe bitches…with HIV and an eagerness to make me cum in exchange for a career in HIV positiive porn…it’s a fetish….

Sidenote…the header pic is sent in by a reader…it is his gf and I want to fuck her…so thanks homie for that…and the rest of you should start sending more in cuz I love jerking off to your chicks…

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I’m going to Vegas for the Porn awards….and ideally to fuck/marry pornstars…provided I don’t die from drink, smoke, drug, AIDS, or

Between you and me, I should be the host of the shit….but I’ll take the free trip and stare at the perverts….along with being one of the perverts…

This may be the biggest day in DrunkenStepfather.com history….I’ve never got a trip before…maybe that means I haven’t peaked…but between you and me I have…

I’ll still be posting today….cuz even in other cities I’m a hermit reclusive….

Here are some pics of some porn chicks an amazing reader sent in from some other event….

Here’s some morning links….

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Blue Monday didn’t kill me….either did last night’s drinking…but it probably will…

I wish someone figured out how to farm women like McDonalds farms chickens…Breast heavy, caged and unable to run…

I don’t know what that means, but I hope I don’t get a herpes outbreak before the AVN awards….it’ll make hooker fucking not all that challenging….cuz herpes to them is just part of business

Here’s some morning links while I deal with my morning dying on the inside….

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Some of my best friends are hangovers…..

I don’t know what that means…but apparently this is the most depressing day of the year…so if you’re one of the many who is going to kill yourself cuz you’ve had enough of this hell feeling like a fucking loser…do it in style….cuz you might as well go out with a bang….just don’t be one of those assholes who shoots up a bunch of people before shooting up himself…cuz that’s the wrong kind of impact and I hate people like you… but you only die once…make it count….not that I recommend suicide, but this isn’t the suicide hotline….I know as depressed and pathetic as I am, I’d never do it, cuz it’s too fun to laugh misery in the face…while laughing at idiots all around me…seriously…they are everywhere..

Here’s some links…rest in peace…loser…

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If I ever quit drinking, would I need to change the name of the site? Would I have to post happy thoughts, or would I be more bitter cuz I wasn’t drinking anymore, would I be the chain smoker with other ex drunks drinking coffee and smoking my face off at Dunkin Donuts at 2 in the morning? I’m pretty sure we’ll never find out….my half flacid, unable to cum, half drunk all the time, obese, high blood pressure, diabetic ass can’t be bothered….

But I can be bothered to post somee links to other great sites while I got shit blood and deal with my neighbor blocking me out of his wifi internet….asshole doesn’t get I got a blog to run…

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I’m still drinking from last night….and I’ve figured out the root of my drinking…it’s coffee. If I have a coffee at 8 at night, I usually can’t fall asleep like a normal person, so I start drinking to take me down a notch, then the drinking leads to a cocaine….which leads to more drinking…which leads to getting kicked out of bars….or getting in trouble by cops for climbing up fire escapes to watch ex girls I fucked sleep at 5 am…and sometimes, very rarely, it leads to back alley blowjobs, but I’ve been finding it harder and harder to get it up for these crackwhores, I’m too luxurious to congregate with trash like that…

Here’s the morning hangover dump…even though it’s still night time to me…

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I went to a bar last night and the bartender had incredible, huge, amazing tits that were natural, totally disproportionate to her body, that she was using in her V-Neck shirt to get herself tips, knowing her freakish birth defect was the rare kind of birth defect that did more good, opened more doors, and provided more opportunity than the dude I knew who was porn with an extra toe growing out of his neck…but the problem is that as soon as I asked her to let me take a pic of her shit, as clothed as they were in the bar, for the internet she freaked out….acted like I raped, violated, molested her titties….and that to me was both annoying and a waste of a set of tits….but the good news is that I got to see them….

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Drinking a bottle of Jack at some chick’s house with nothing but my FACEBOOK to entertain myself made for good times last night….I ended up passed out on the floor listening to death metal…always a winning feeling…..unfortunately…it made for horrible times this morning….I’m a wreck.

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I was walking down the street yesterday and the cops pulled me over. I thought I was for sure getting arrested for posting the Vanessa Hudgens nude pics from when she was 17, or something similar, like having sex with 17 year olds, but they just wanted to lecture me on the dangers of Jay Walking and threaten me with a ticket and the funny thing in all that is that when they were doing that to me….half a block up the street some asian or native looking motherfucker was pushing a chubby young blonde girl while screaming in her face that he has the money while she held her opened hand out with crack rock in it….reminding me that police really have their priorities in check…maybe they should forget the crack whores getting beaten and hand out some talking on your cell phone tickets to drivers…idiots…

Yes that is all that happened to me this weekend. I only left the house once. Hermit.

Here’s some morning links to get the party started…

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Fuck fridays, it is the worst day of the week cuz all the freaks who you would consider normal fill up the bars making it irritating for real alcoholics who don’t have jobs and drink during the week to get a drink….the other problem is 9 to 5 pussy is so uptight and into dudes who have jobs and condos and luxury cars…and it’s a pain in the ass to try to convince them you’d be a great fuck to bring home to their dad to piss him off for all those years he chose his work over them….while alcoholic bitches in the mid-week drinking are so depressed they’ll fuck anything…not that it matters…I’m a respectful married man who respects the sanctitude of marriage….

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