I got drunk. Spent my wife’s welfare check on lottery tickets. She tried to chase me around the room, but couldn’t really do it without her medical scooter, but unfortunately when I passed out drunk, bitch choked me out by sitting on my fucking face….300 pounds of pure fishy hell.

Here’s the morning hangover dump…

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I should start posting pictures of my hangover dump – cuz seriously – they don’t look very fucking healthy and maybe a pervert doctor can tell me what’s going on inside me – and while I deal with all this pain and wiping – here’s a morning hangover dump that’s a little easier to digest… FOLLOW ME

Free CamShows to Waste Your Weekend With
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Preseason MVP Predictions
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Jessica Biel is Banging Gerard Butler
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Mileena Hayes is Method Man and Redman’s New Video Chick
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Forget Savings For College, THIS is How to Prepare for Your Kids Future
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Oiled Up Hottie Shaves Herself
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The Playstation Move Commercial with Serena Williams is Bascially Soft Core Porn
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It’s morning. I have a hangover and I have to take a dump…That’s what happens when you drink shitty draft beer and you’re dying on the inside…. FOLLOW ME

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Here’s some shit going on around the internet while I’ve been trying to live like I’m not Elizabeth Taylor….what too soon? Never too soon when laughing at other people’s death while you know if you keep up this drinking, you’re fucking next….. FOLLOW ME

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Hungover. Just woke up. What did I miss? Other than proof that a topless man is often times way more offensive than a topless women, make toplessness legal, of the day?!

Not sure what I mean, but I’m sure I mean it. FOLLOW ME

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I’m always hungover, so it is what is it is, you know just feelin’ normal, and if I didn’t get drunk last night, I’m sure I’d feel worse, so here’s my my morning hangover dump, to remind you hangover’s aren’t bad, cuz they mean you did good the night before, no matter how much blood is in our stool…. FOLLOW ME

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Big Titted Babe in Black and White
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Which NCAA Spirit Squad Tops the Sexy Pyramid?
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Because These Sluts don’t Care that You Still Live in Your Moms Basement
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More Sexiness From the New Charlies angles
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Why Sorority Parties Rule – a Photo Essay
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Well Hey There No Pants Leggy Hotty
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You Gotta Check Out Kameron Dash
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Two Drunk BFFs Get Naughty in the Bathroom
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Wanda Sykes is One of the Funniest Bitches Alive and f You HateHer, I Hate You – VIDEO
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Summer is On It’s Way So Here’s an Epic Slip and Slide Fail to Get in the Spirit of Things! – VIDEO
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The Hottest 50 Female Athelets of 2010 You Must Check Out
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Because If You Don’t Watch Sluts Ger Naked on the internet, You’re Not Using It Right
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Which Team Is Going To Wear Cinderella’s Slipper In The 2011 NCAA Tournament
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Selena Gomez is Looking Hot on Letterman
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HAVE YOU SEEN THE SEXCY SAX MAN SAXOGRAM/CARELESS WHISPER SAX PRANK!?!?! MUST SEE – VIDEO
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Belle is Looking Hot on the Beach
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Alba Zapata is Completely Worth Stalking of the Day
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Amateur Chicks Eat Pussy for the First Time
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Let’s Laugh at Oprah’s Hairstyles Throughout the Years Together!!
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I’m not sure I’m hungover. I kinda feel this way every day when I wake up. You know misery from being next to a pig of a woman who smells like bacon fat even when she doesn’t eat bacon. Obese and full of sleep apnea sounds that would keep me up all night if I didn’t drink myself stupid, horrible life choices that landed me here, but the one thing that keeps me going is the Morning Hangover Dump…it is so refreshing….

I Want This Little Surfer Cutie to by My Little Surfer Cutie FOLLOW THIS LINK

The Hottest Alumni of Every School In The NCAA Tournament FOLLOW THIS LINK

There’s No Sluts Like Free Sluts FOLLOW THIS LINK

Ryan Phillippe Totally Knocked This Hot Broad Up FOLLOW THIS LINK

Alba Zapata Has Got All Sorts of Sweet Curves FOLLOW THIS LINK

Hey There Hot Shorts FOLLOW THIS LINK

Emo girlfriend Masturbates on MSN Video Chat FOLLOW THIS LINK

There is No God, But If There Is, He Wants You to Know He Hates You, the World and Everything In ItFOLLOW THIS LINK

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Morning – Hangover – Caused By Alcoholism – Dump caused by Food Intolerance….

Here’s a Pair of Girls I Wish Were Sitting in in My Livingroom Right Now
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How To: Find the Perfect Cheerleaders
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Cam Sluts That Have the Right Moves
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47 Years of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit
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Check Out These Sexy Miss World Bikini Babes
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Usher has a Sex Tape – I assume with Beiber
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Pogo Stick Double Back Flip FAIL – VIDEO
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Charm Killings is Killing It – VIDEO
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Girlfriend and a Vibrator – VIDEO
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New Orleans Tells Bad Girls Club to Fuck Off and It’s Kinda Amazing
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