I generally find my morning hangover dumps fun, but today’s was especially fun because it sang happy birthday to me….or maybe that was just my imagination…thinking that my shit’s all I got…and I’m all my shit’s got…cuz I’m crazed by dried up liquor in my gut….It’s my birthday and drinking started 22 years ago…and hasn’t quite started…I’m a never ending birthday party like that…

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Just got into the office after a night of hard drinking and hustling male model contests in a joke that only I find funny…and by office I mean…the milkcrate I keep my computer on next to my bed…that I am too lazy to get out of…

I live in a shit hole…we can’t afford those kind of luxuries Mr. Fancy pants…who cares.

Here’s some morning links of stuff going on on other sites that wake up in the morning….

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Someone spent the better part of an hour last night telling me that if I have stomach problems, even if it is liver failure, the best thing to do is to eat the shit that’s been dripping out of you…you know shit in a bucket then fry it up…cuz that way you get all the nutrients you’ve been splashing across the bathroom floor and bed sheets, while convinced your liver gave out….

For some reason, writing that out, made me feel worse about my stomach than drinking hard last night did…

Here’s the morning hangover dump, click it, don’t eat it….FOLLOW ME

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Morning dumps are more painful when wasted – usually cuz of the blood, sweat and tears…I am not dying but I am sure I will…and so will you…FOLLOW ME

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This morning I wondered if you could die of dehydration in the shower if you were really that drunk…but then I realized that I don’t really care for shower…or take showers….so that’s a fear I don’t really need to fear….even if being dehydrated is kinda my thing – cuz it’s a cheap way to get high/light headed/ dizzy/ FOLLOW ME

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So hungover – I forgot to post the morning hangover dump – but I didn’t forget to have my hangover dump – 4 am cheap chinese food some homeless looking motherfucker gives you cuz he doesn’t want it – does some amazingly weird shit to a stomach…. FOLLOW ME

Hottie in a Ripped Tee Starts Things Off
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20 Biggest Celebrity Sports Groupies
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Free Cams Are The Best Type of Cams
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Get Ready to Rumnble! The Wonderful World of Asian Sports Fighting
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Cutie in a Jean Jacket
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How Awesome Would a Kendra Wilkinson/Crystal Harris Cat Fight Be
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Vanessa Veasley Has Got It Going On
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Bored Teen Rubs One Out
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PETA is Fucking Retarded of the Day
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I’ve decided my liver gave out and it’s splatterd all over the floor, in my bed, and I managed to get some in the toilet. I’d take a pic, but this shit storm is just too vile to be documented, I should probably go to the hospital, I’d rather try to get girls to show me their tits online….FOLLOW ME

Now These Sluts Are What I Call Protesters
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Derek Jeter vs Justin Timberlake: Who Had the Top 5 Hottest Girlfriends
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Free Cam Shows I Know You Will Love
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5 Celeb ChicksThat Would Make Good Sideline Reporters
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Epic Skiing Fail – VIDEO
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Sofia Vergara is Hot At the Beach Even If She Kinda Looks Like an Old Lady
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Kristina James Has Got It Going On
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Guess Who Has Four Kids and Is About to Have a 5th? Thank God This Didn’t All Come Out of One Tattered Vagina
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This morning I wondered if you could die of dehydration in the shower if you were really that drunk…but then I realized that I don’t really care for shower…or take showers….so that’s a fear I don’t really need to fear….even if being dehydrated is kinda my thing – cuz it’s a cheap way to get high/light headed/ dizzy/ FOLLOW ME

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I just woke up. My stomach is on fire. I just googled my symptoms. Looks like I need a liver and kidney transplant, unless I’m looking into things a little too much….The reality is that all the pain goes away the second I start drinking…so what the fuck am I waiting for. Let’s go.
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I got drunk. Spent my wife’s welfare check on lottery tickets. She tried to chase me around the room, but couldn’t really do it without her medical scooter, but unfortunately when I passed out drunk, bitch choked me out by sitting on my fucking face….300 pounds of pure fishy hell.

Here’s the morning hangover dump…

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