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2012

01

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Fucking and drinking makes working on a blog hard…but not having internet for 3 days makes it way fucking harder….

Here’s some links while I try to hack my asshole neighbor’s modem he decided to put on lock cuz I guess I went over his download limit….typical asshole behavior….he must be….a….cheap piece of shit who doesn’t believe in charity.

Slow Motion Stuff Explodi8ng is Always a Great Way to Start Things Off
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The 20 Hottest Champions in Sports
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Free Cam Shows to Help You Make It Through the Hardest Part of the Week
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Gotta Love a Sexy Hidden Camera – VIDEO
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Madden is Trashy in a Cowboy Hat
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Gallery
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Live Cam Shows Bring the Sexy
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Dude Leaks Video of His Slutty Ex Girlfriend
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Nick Nolte’s 10 Most Grizzled Roles
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2012

31

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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My newest high of choice is dehydration.

Here’s some links…

Urban Skiing is The Reason You’re Supposed to Ski on a Mountain – VIDEO
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The Definitive Best Picture of the 100 Hottest Athletes of All Time
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Free Cam Shows to Start off the Day Sexy
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Valentina Gets Naked in the Great Outdoors
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Gerard Butler Fucked Brandi Glanville and Then Blew Her off and Now She’s out For Blood
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Passing Wind, But Not Really – VIDEO
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Live Web Cam Sluts That You Will Love, I Promise
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This Slut Stuffs Herself With a Huge Dildo
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The 10 Wildest Miley Cyrus Moments
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2012

30

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I drank all day yesterday…and it turns out if you spend 8 hours in he same restaurant getting ripped…the wait staff doesn’t warm up to you…but instead think you’re a weird alcoholic for not leaving their fucking restaurant like a normal person who is done eating…needless to say….none of us got laid or blowjobs in the restaurant bathroom, however we were asked to leave….which is almost the same thing…since that’s how sex with me always ends.

An Internet Medley Starts Things Off – VIDEO
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Ashley is Topless and Her Skirt is Barely There
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50 Most Scandalous Cheerleaders in Sports History
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Free Cam Shows Because Monday’s Don’t HAve to Be Dreary
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James Bond Spiral Jump Stunt = One of the most impressive stunts pulled of with a car – VIDEO
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The 100 Best Movies Streaming On Netflix Right Now
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Adriana Lima Wore a Bikini
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Masha Ann Says Good Morning
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Emo Girlfriend Gets Sexy on MSN Chat – VIDEO
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Live Web Cam Shows Because You’re as Suicidal as I Am in the Morning
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2012

27

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I went drinking at a strip club where all the barmaids used to be hot a few years ago..but now they are all fat…because that’s what working a bar for half a decade…drinking beer and potato chips….going from 25-30….does to a bitch….It’s one of those I know it happens situations…but I don’t want to actually see it and accept it…which leads to me drinking more…and I guess that’s the whole bar’s strategy to sell booze…genius….”the more they drink the more they’ll realize how fat and shitty our staff has got”….but I still prefer hot pussy.

Chalk Drying Timelapse is Impressive – VIDEO
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The 20 Tightest Outfits in Sports
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Free Cam Shows, Happy Friday
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8 Year Old Girl Guitarist is Out of Hand!
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When Your Dog is Shitting Condoms (That Aren’t Yours)
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Well Hello Jeri Lee
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Lindsay Lohan Sued For That Time She Hit A Baby With Her Car
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Live Web Cam Sluts That Will Drive You Wild
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MILF Tries the Fucking Machine for the First Time
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The 100 Biggest Twitter Fails in Sports History
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2012

26

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s the morning…here’s my dump…far less painful that previous dumps…all jet lagged…dehydrated…detoxing….because I passed out last night in a post vegas pile of shit….instead of drinking my face off until sunrise as I normally do to deal with my shit life….on that high not of positivity….here’s some links….

Destroyed in Seconds: A Compilation – VIDEO
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The 25 Hottest Athletes in Bikinis
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Free Cam Shows Make Thursday a Little More Sexy
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Port o Potty Ownage Prank – VIDEO
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Happy Chinese New Year from Sora Aoi
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Jordan Carver is Slutty at the Train Station
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Britney Spears is Still Country Ya’ll But At Least She Ain’t a Total Mess
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Live Cam Shows Make Any Bad Day Better
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Skinny Blonde Plays With Her Pussy Outdoors – VIDEO
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Model Special: Hot In The Streets
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2012

25

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I just flew home on a shitty fucking red-eye flight…I prefer when my red eyes are girls with their ass cheeks spread….winking at me with their anuses…

Here’s some links while I die.


Baby Does Chin Ups WTF – VIDEO
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Madden is a Super Sexy Cowgirl
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Super Bowl 2012: The Hottest Wives and Girlfriend
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Free Cam Shows to Help You Over the Hump That Is Wednesday
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Meanwhile in Moscow – VIDEO
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The 50 Worst Dressed Celebrities of All Time
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Demi Moore Hospitalized For ‘Exhaustion’ And Yes, Exhaustion Means DrugsT
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Girls Go Down On Each Other In the Kitchen – VIDEO
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Live Web Cam Shows Make Wednesday a Little More Sexy
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2012

24

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I was up all night drinking at some fucking depressing bar in some depressing…yet affordable…even for me…Casino last night with an ex show girl…turned call girl…bitter as fuck about what Vegas has become…but I think it had more to do with what her life became as I ejaculated on her old, weathered face….filling her wrinkles better than BOTOX…

Screaming Marine Isn’t So Tough Afterall
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The Hottest Athlete of Each of the Last 25 Years
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Free Cam Shows, Cheaper Than a Tuesday Night Movie
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Shay Maria and Selina Lo Are Warrior Women
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This Archery Chick Will Shoot You in the Face
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Aki Hoshino is One Hot Asian
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Justin Bieber Wants To Remake ‘Fear’ So He Can Be The Next Marky Mark
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Live Web Cam Sexiness. Nuff Said
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18 year Old Strips Down
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The 10 Most Awkward Actresses
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WTF Photo of the Day
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2012

23

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am the worst at Vegas….I don’t sleep and I drink like a pig back home, but the second I get a free hotel room, without my wife, I lock my hermit ass in and sleep for 72 hours straight…sure I went to some of the events…but the bed kept winning the war on the terrorism I intended for my Vegas trip on porn bitches…I’m still here…I may never leave…it’ not that vegas is great…but the weirdos who are here are….

Here’s some links to entertain you….while I sober up, pack my back, board a plane and fly back to Canada….

Bollywood Awesomeness is Always Good for a Laugh – VIDEO
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Tim Tebow’s 20 Hottest Fans
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Free Cams Bring the Sexy on a Blue Monday
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Is This the End for Alex Sim-Wise?
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A Pretty Awesome Compilation of the Best Video Clips of 2011 – VIDEO
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Jordan Carver is Militant Sexy
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More Proof Mark Wahlberg Is A Goddamn Idiot
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Live Web Cam Sluts All for You
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There’s a Camera Hidden Under This Slut’s Desk – VIDEO
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Five Reasons Why Megan Fox Will Make A Comeback In 2012
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This Little Girl is Singing a Hardcore Song About Her Dog and Fish and It’s Hilarious – VIDEO
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2012

20

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am surprised I am not dead….Hard drinking with alcoholics who are so fucking weathered and soaked through they are human vibrators….shaking all over the place in their Vegas ’93 shirt….they got when they decided to move here….while having midgets or dwarves with no hands do hand stands….as hookers who are likely men giggle…and DC cops tell me how to kill black dudes and a Christian on his first trip from home lectures me about sex before marriage and other sinning without embracing his logic that GOD always forgives, so he should be fucking bitches and getting high right now….only to deal with it later..

It is just so fucking trippy to me that I drank more and more… only to wake up now…half alive wondering what the fuck happened to me…..Welcome to fucking Vegas and I haven’t even bothered with the porn stars yet…..

Beach Babe Photoshoot? Why Not!
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15 Sports Hotties You Should Be Done Caring About By Now
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Free Cam Shows Make Friday a Lot More Sexy
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This Slut Fucked Her Step Brother and Here is the Story
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Muaythai Training is Kinda Intense
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Charm Killings is Killing It
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Maybe Katy Perry Was the Sex Addict
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Live Web Cam Sluts, You Love It
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Slutty Lesbos Get It On – VIDEO
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A History of Women With Shaved Heads
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2012

19

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Funny. I’m surrounded by pornstars but still haven’t found one who is bottom feeding enough to give me blowjobs in exchange for links on my site….maybe passing out at 9 pm cuz I was put up in a decent hotel with a decent bed…something I haven’t ever had before….was part of the problem…but tonight we find the bottom feeders….fringe bitches…with HIV and an eagerness to make me cum in exchange for a career in HIV positiive porn…it’s a fetish….

Sidenote…the header pic is sent in by a reader…it is his gf and I want to fuck her…so thanks homie for that…and the rest of you should start sending more in cuz I love jerking off to your chicks…

Fire Truck Spray Prank – VIDEO
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Jessica Barton is All Sorts of Sexy
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The Definitive Best Picture of the 100 Hottest Athletes of All Time
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Free Cam Shows Make Thursday a Little More Sexy
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The 50 Best Bad Movies
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Installing Furniture FAIL – VIDEO
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IF Courtney Love’s Legs Are Green Like a Goblin Then I Guess This is an Upskirt
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The 7 Reasons Nothing Leaves Las Vegas
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Some Live Web Cam Sexy
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Ridiculous Housewife Porn
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Webcam Pussy for Free is The Best Kind of Pussy for Me
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