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2011

30

Aug

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I drank a bottle of bourbon last night. Bourbon is my new friend. It turns me into some kind of back woods cowboy who rapes pigs when not working the mine….It’s a good thing…just not for my asshole…because unfortunately last night, I was that pig…

Here are some morning links….

BBoy Battle That is Pretty Impressive and This is Coming From Someone That Thinks Breakdancing is Stupid – VIDEO
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Hilarious Athlete Photo Album
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Free Cam Shows, From Me To You
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Seven Women Named Irene That Are Bangable
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Wonder Showzen Beat Kids, Outtake Collection – VIDEO
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Laura Lee Says Howdy
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Taylor Dane is Looking Like a Lot Lizard
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Live Web Cam Shows You’ll Want to Check Out
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She’s Riding a Dildo on a Web Came
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Lily Cole Brings the Hotness
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Bach’s House in Jersey Got Destroyed in the Hurricane. Wait, Not THAT Bach
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2011

29

Aug

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I was hurricane chasing all weekend, I would have been disappointed, if I wasn’t so drunk…see cuz my because hurricane chasing involves stocking up on booze, locking yourself in your basement, and drinking yourself to death before the hurricane gets you….Apparently, I survived, but Beyonce’s uterus didn’t.

This Guy Thinks He Fred Flintstone and Tries to Stop His Car With His Feet – VIDEO
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The 100 Hottest Fanbases in College Football
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Free Cam Shows, Because i Want You to Start Your Week Off Right
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Monday Morning Flash Mob
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Tiffany Crystal Is Good At Twitpics
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Bilana is a Euro Hottie
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Why I Hate Justin Bieber of the Day
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Live Web Cams You Won’t Be Able to Get Enough Of
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Latina Shows Off the Money Shot
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The 15 Worst Acting Performances By Female Singers
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The Trailer for THE RUM DIARY is Finally Here – VIDEO
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2011

25

Aug

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Fuck hangover….here’s some dumps….while I die…a very slow drawn out death.

Hearing Little Kids Swear is Touching and Hilarious All at the Same Time
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Creating the Ultimate Sports Hottie
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Free Cam Shows, Cause It’s the Weekend and You Deserve a Break
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Jo Garcia is Playboy’s Sexy Girl Gamer Next Door
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Kasey is the Kinnd of Girl to Bring Home to Mom
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How To: Punish Your Kid
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Adrienne Curry is Officially Getting Divorced. So Here’s Some Hot Twitter Pics of Adrienne Curry
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The Best Live Web Cams on the Net
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Leslie is a Squirter
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We Love Girls in Animal Print
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WTF Photo to Start Things Off
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2011

25

Aug

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I see some crazy shit when I leave the house. I haven’t figured out why I’m agoraphobic and don’t like leaving my couch, when everytime I go outside I see insanity, from half retarded middle-aged women with cankles walking cats, to a girl substantially hotter than any celebrity, to crazy people, girls working out, ass flashes, hard nipples and cameltoes….You’d think I’d give up this internet thing that makes me no money, and take on sitting on a bench making no money, but I’m too fucking lazy.


This Chick Jade Sure Knows How to Use This Hula Hoop – VIDEO
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Rachel Has One Great Rack
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The 50 Coolest Sports Hotties You’d Leave Your Lady For…
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Free Cam Show Sexiness
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The Hottest Female Celebrity iPhone Users
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COME DOWN AND FIGHT WITH ME BRO!! – VIDEO
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Ew, the Lineage of Billy Ray Cyrus is Going to Live On
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Well Good Morning to You, Mina
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She’s Using a Little Force on Herself
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Live WebCam Shows That Will Drive You Wild
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WTF Photo to Start the Day Off
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2011

24

Aug

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I got so drunk that I ended up at the Casino trying to gamble the 5 dollars I have to my name on a slot machine that happened to be next to the hottest bitch on a fucking stretcher style wheel chair, you know lying on her stomach feeding her gambling machine, which obviously, lead the pervert in me to some serious hitting on her, saying shit like “i’ve never fucked a girl immobilized and forced to live life on her stomach, that’d be a first and I like firsts”….which was about the time security asked me to leave.

Asshole.s

That’s Why You May Not Wanna Sleep At your Friends House – VIDEO
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The 30 Sexiest Daredevil Sports Hotties
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Free Cam Shows, Cause Ités Wednesday and You Made It Halfway Through the Week
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More Lego Animation Fun – VIDEO
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9 Great Videos of Girls Failing – VIDEO
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Jeri Lee Gets Touchy Feely With Herself
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Megan Fox is a Fucking Idiot
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Live Web Cam Shows, From Me To You
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She Forgot to Close the Curtains – VIDEO
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The 25 Hottest Rock Star Daughters
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Duck Tape X Tron = Your Morning Just Got Better
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2011

23

Aug

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

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A girl asked me to talk nerdy dirty to her…on FACEBOOK

So I wrote:

i was learning binary code with an asian to get a better grasp of how computers think. All those ones and zeros made me thing of dick in pussy, even though my aspergers has prevented me from ever getting my dick in a pussy, but I got so hard I had to go jerk off to the comic book I had with me and all I had to wipe me off when I was the periodic table of elements.

Boom. I understand nerds so well….

Here’s some Mourning Hangover Links…cuz guess what I’m hungover…

The Dumbest Stuff on Wheels – a Compilation – VIDEO
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The 40 Sexiest Sports Hotties of the Decade
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Free Cam Shows That Will Get Your Motor Running
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Jordan Carver Handbra Gallery
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Drunk Guy VS Robber – VIDEO
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Web Cam Girls From the Web Cam gods
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I’d Like to Be All Over Natalie
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Brunette Preps Herself for Anal
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Alison Brie Gallery Hotness
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If I Hear One More Thing About Kim Kardashian’s Wedding, I Swear to Fucking God
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Here’s a Man Flask for a Man
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2011

22

Aug

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Sunday night drinking brings out all the freaks. Last night we only had to deal with two….one a guy who was drinking at the bar next to me who go so fucking wasted he couldn’t stand…which was about the time he fell in love with me and thought I was the greatest….telling me how if I was horny he’d fuck me up the ass and he’s not gay….in one of the weirder goodbye’s I’ve had….he was with a chick, who claimed she was a pornstar and kept scratching her vagina under her pants and smearing that hand on random faces…before sucking her fingers…Sunday night is the holiest night in alcoholism. I feel like a new man.

Drew Barrymore is Now a World Record Holder – VIDEO
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April Takes Off Her Red Dress
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The Hottest Wives, Girlfriends, Fans and Cheerleaders of the NFL
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I Love a Good Lego Stop Animation – VIDEO
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Free Cam Shows to Cure Those Monday Blues
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5 Things You Didn’t Know About Conan the Barbarian Hottie Rachel Nichols
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Zoe Saldana is Smokin Hot in COLOMBIANA
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Playboy TV’s Badass To The Bone!
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So This is What Hot Teen Girls Do When The Are Bored Alone
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These Girls Got What You Need
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Some GF Revenge Cuz Ex Girlfriends are Usually the Devil Who Deserve Revenge After Raping Your Heart and Making You Unable to Ever Love or Trust Again….I’m not bitter.
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Some More Girlfriend in Her Panties Showing off a Fucking Hot Body
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2011

19

Aug

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I woke up with a bottle in had at 6 in the morning on the front steps covered in red wine with no memory of how I got there….I guess I drank too much wine…..one of my prouder moments happened soon after that when I wrung out the soiled shirt into a cup…in a good to the last drop ghetto hustle…before passing out until now. I’m a fucking hero…. At least I like to assume I am in some remote countries…but that’s strictly for my ego.

When Grampas Win – VIDEO
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Danny Was a Cute Little Asian
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30 Sexy Sports Commercials
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Free Cam Shows to End The Week Off Right
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Watching Kids Faceplant is Hilarious
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Elle Macpherson Hotness
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Who Would You Rather? Rumer Willis or Scout Willis?
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Meet Mrs Bubble
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Watch Out, She’s a Squirter
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These Sluts Will Make Your Day Better
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Some Girlfriend Porn To Kick THings Off…
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2011

18

Aug

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I was up late talking to a girl outside a bar about how much she loves giving blowjobs for no reason other than liking to hear about how much girls like giving blowjobs. Her reason was that her pussy is too tight for sex, she can’t even get a tampon on so she learned how to compensate by pretending there was a g-spot in the back of her throat…a g-spot she unfortunately didn’t invite me to explore with my baby dick…

Here’s some shit going on the internet while I regroup.

So This is What 40 000 Watts of Bass Looks Like
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Shannon Sky is Sexy
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The Hottest Babes of the 10 Most-Hated Fan Bases in Sports
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Free Cam Shows From Me to You
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Epic News Burn
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How About Some Olivia Munn?
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The Six Sexiest Moments in Recent Advertising History
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Amateur Slut With Doublex Toys
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Music MisforTUNE of the Day
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Live Cam Shows You Will Love
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Tara Reid Slutty Honeymoon Photos
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2011

17

Aug

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am not the panty evaporator I once was…..I mean not that I ever really had game….but it used to be a hell of a lot better. Last night I was trying to sext a girl and she wrote “Not tonight I have a headache” and she was fucking serious…I thought that was part of the tease…you know playing on being an unhappy married couple…but she was fully serious…leaving me hanging….and realizing….I continue to suck at life but at least it is funny.

Tiny Apartment Transforms into 24 Rooms and It’s Kinda Amazing – VIDEO
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Kasey Wants to Say Good Morning
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Power Ranking All NFL Cheerleading Squads in 2011
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Free Cam Shows, Because I Like Giving You Great Gifts
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Shantel VanSanten From “The Final Destination” Hotness
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And Today in Useless Talents
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The Most Random Shit You Will Read All Day.
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These Girls Wearing Bikinis Set the World Shower Record
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18 Year Old Strips Down
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Live Web Cam Shows You Won’t Be Able to Get Enough Of
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If Celebritys Auditioned For Jersey Shore – VIDEO
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