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2011

14

Sep

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I drank until 7 am….I’m still drunk. I did it alone so I’m not bringing anyone down with me, however the girl I was just standing next to at the bus stop smelled like candies and flowers and heave and I wouldn’t mind bringing her down with me….but I’m not at that level of creep…I just look, sniff and appreciate…

Here’s some shit going on the internet while I sober up or drink some more or dwell on this morning’s vagina that I’ll never see again…..

Watching This Baby Gorilla Take a Bath Warmed My Ice Cold Heart
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I’d Like to Take a Long Drink of Margarita Hall
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Erin Andrews’ Hottest Photoshoots
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Free Cam Shows, From Me To You
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I Think We Can All Agree That We All Need Motorcycle Briefcases – VIDEO
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Seven Historic Figures Your Girlfriend Would Leave You For With No Hesitation
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Eliza Dushku’s Hottest Pics
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LeAnne Rimes Better Keep Getting More Skinny Cause That’s All This Bitch Has Going for Her
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Two Drunk BFFs Get It On
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These Live Cam Shows Will Make You Think Dirty Thoughts
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Deal of the DAy – Coolest Thing for 15 Dollars With Shipping
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Granny Panty Hipster
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2011

13

Sep

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Hard drinking my life away is actually a lot of fun…sure I forget anything intelligent I think I come up with and have concentration issues except when I’m completely wasted, but it’s better going to work every day like some kind of loser normal person….I’m still drinking from last night and it’s like being on an all inclusive resort, only instead of being surrounded by paradise, I’m in poverty hell with an obese woman who stinks…reminding me why I drink…Not that you care….cuz your life sucks too…

Here are some things going on around the internet to start your miserable day….

Dumbest Stuff on Wheels – Another Compilation – VIDEO
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Sexiest Rookie Cheerleaders of NFL 2011 Season
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Free Cam Shows, that’s Cheaper Than a Tuesday Night Movie
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Fun with Slow Motion
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Girl On Girl: Tonya Michelle and Jessica Vaugn
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Well Hello There Ashley
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INDUSTRIAL VOGUE
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Snooki is Stupid and I Fucking Hate Her
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This Hottie Doesn’t Need a Cock to Get Off
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Honda’s Motorcycle Briefcase….That Hardly Looks Convenient….
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The 25 Hottest Women From HBO Shows
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If You’re Gonna Be a Kindergarten Teacher You Should Probably Leave the Meth and Guns at Home
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2011

12

Sep

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

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This weekened involved drinking alone until I passed out on the floor – making me realize that drinking alone is a lot of fun because you don’t get in trouble for shitting yourself, or running around naked covered in period blood you bought on craigslist….If you know what I mean….

Here’s some shit going on around the internet….

And That’s How You Vacuum a Fire. Wait, What? – VIDEO
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35 Sexiest Hotties in Team Gear
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Free Cam Show Hotness
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Ellen Stagg Likes Naked Girls as Much as You Do. Possibly More.
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Stairway Basket Faceplant – VIDEO
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Lindsay Matway is on All Fours
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Teen Mom Maci is Still Showing Off Her Implants in a Bikini
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Live Sex Shows That Will Start Your Week Off Proper
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18 Year Old is Sexy in the Bathroom
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Olga Kurylenko is All Sorts of Hotness
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If Megan Fox is Curvy, Then I am SOBER
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2011

09

Sep

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I was drinking wine spritzers all night cuz I’m a real man….a real man with the stomach flu in dire need of getting booze in my system as to not die from withdrawal symptoms….those shakes can make it hard to sleep.

I turned down attending an open bar fashion event and that depresses me…but then again so does everything in my life…

Now here is the Mourning Hangover Dump to start the day….

Okay This Fat Seal Man is Scaring the Shit Out of Me
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Power Ranking All NFL Cheerleading Squads in 2011
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Make Your Friday Better With These Free Cam Shows
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Just a Regular Case of Horse Herpes
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Sweat and Glitter: The Girls of the North Coast Music Festival
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Well Hello Kelli Jo
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Paris Hilton Wants to Be a DJ Now
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Live Web Cam Sluts That You Won’t Regret Checking Out
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This Hot Chick Loves Sexy Toys
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We Love Girls In Football Jerseys
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Mandatory Post About the Back to the Future Powerlace Nikes – Yes This is Happening – VIDEO
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2011

08

Sep

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

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My stomach is still dying….dying so much that every sip of booze I took last night made me throw up….and I never throw up when I drink…not even when I end up hospitalized cuz I’m convulsing on the street corner midday after 36 hours of “Good Times”…..so broken stomachs are making it hard to get drunk..

Here are some links…

This Kid Can Skateboard Better Than You, But That’s Probably Easy Because You Suck at Everything – VIDEO
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Ranking the Hottest Fan from Each NFL Team
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Free Cam Shows That Will Blow Your Mind
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Ai Shinozaki is a Japanese Hottie
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Watching Toddlers Dances Makes Me Laugh But It Probably Makes You Horny, Pervert. – VIDEO
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Jenni is Sexy in Stripes
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Kelly Brooke’s Tits Are Insane
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Live Web Cam Sluts That Are True Professionals
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Why Buy a Dildo When You Can Use a Wine Bottle
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The Hottest German Women – GALLERY
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2011

07

Sep

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I think buying discount beer may be a mistake because I did it last night, and I’ve done it many times before it, cuz why not get drunk with a 5 dollar six pack, but something didn’t work out right for me, and I was up at 6 am puking foam and shitting blood, I assume it is my liver, but I’d prefer to think it’s just the beer…

Here’s some shit going on around the internet while I die.

LOTTERY POLICE – VIDEO
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40 Hot Bodies We’d Like To See in ESPN’s Body Issue
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Free Cam Shows, Because This Week Has Been Hell
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The Best Bad Game Show Prank – VIDEO
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Christina Ricci Hotness
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Chicks on Bikes – A Fail Compilation
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Gerard Butler Has Aids Or Something
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Live Cam Shows That Will Drive You Wild
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Now Thats a Big Fucking Strap On
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TThe 15 Worst Acting Performances By Female Singers
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Louis CK Salutes George Carlin – VIDEO
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2011

05

Sep

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I went out to a bar I got drunk at months ago and caused a scene…and guess what…the bar tender remembered me because I kept calling her boyfriend a janitor….even though I don’t know who her boyfriend is…but I was convinced the motherfucker mopped floors…and really there’s nothing wrong with being a janitor…some of the cleanest floors are thanks to janitors…but she thought there was…and asked me to leave….but I’m skilled and capable and went to the bar next door and got wasted…Like Destiny’s Child…or a battered wife…or war torn refuge…I’m a fucking survivor….

Here’s some shit going on around the internest…

And That’s Why a Wife Needs to Listen to Her Husband
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The 100 Hottest Fanbases in College Football
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Free Cam Shows, Because I Believe in Giving Back
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Oprah Versus Yelling Goat
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Mileena Hayes is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Wendy’s Tits Are Outta Hand
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Kate Bosworth: ‘Alexander Skarsgard is an Incredible Rapist’
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Live Cam Shows that Will Drive You Wild
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Blonde Slut With a Dildo In Her Ass
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How About Some Lily Cole?
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This Video Warmed Even My Ice Cold Heart. Seriously – VIDEO
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2011

05

Sep

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s the long weekend…but luckily for you I have nothing better to do with my time than sit on my shitty computer with a broken “T” button on the keyboard and post pics of irrelevant people who for some reason people find relevant, cuz rain or shine, drunk or high, sleep deprived or well rested, I update this bullshit…and I have no idea why…here are some things going on around the other sites, while I brush myself off, sober myself up, touch my penis to ensure it still works, and cry cuz it’s okay to have a good cry a few times a day…especially when you’re a loser like us….

Under the Table Flirt Starts Things Off
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Jessica Barton Has One Great Rack
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The Steamiest MMA Hottie Videos on the Planet
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Free Cam Shows to Start Your Week Off Right
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Gallery: What Will PETA’s “Porn” Site Look Like?
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Some Super Sexy Cheerleaders
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If This Shit is True, The Kardashians Really Are Fucking Shameless
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Cute Brunette Gets Herself Off in Public
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Live Cam Shows That Will Make Your Monday a Little Bit Better
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2011

02

Sep

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I was drinking til 7 am – trying to fuck groupies from the site – they do exist….and college girls who just moved to the city and need some herpes dick to make them fit in with the other sluts….

I don’t know what happened, but I lost my keys, my hand smells like an anus and I just woke up now…

Here are the mourning links…even though I’m celebrating my drinking…

LOL Cat Versus LOL Cat of the Day
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I’d Like to Be All Over Maya
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Ultimate Soccer Wives and Girlfriends
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Free Cam Shows For Your Friday
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The 7 Sexiest Zombies in Dead Island [Exclusive Complex Screenshots]
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Snooki is a Fucking Idiot and I Hate Her
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The Sometimes Hidden Hazards of a Dream
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Insane Spray Paint Artist
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Horny Girlfriend on Video
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Live Web Cam Shows to Make Your Weekend a Little Bit Better
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2011

01

Sep

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I’ve got a new hobby of meeting girls off the internet and it has proven to be amazing, entertaining, insane, erotic, annoying, dirty, awkward, scary and above all funny…..

I’m gonna do a cross country meeting girls off the internet tour.

Are you ready for it?

Now THAT’S What You Call a Near Death Experience
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35 Sexiest Sportscasters from Around the World
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Free Cam Shows That Will Keep You Wanting More
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The Six Sexiest Moments in Recent Advertising History
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Why This Dog Thinks It’s an Elephant is Beyond Me
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I’d Like to Be all Over Jewels
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How About some Rose McGowen
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The Best Live Cams on the Net
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Latina on the Web Cam
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The Craziest Twitter Threats on Selena Gomez
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Can YOU Find the TRIANGLE BUSH? – VIDEO
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