Fuck drinking. It is all about meditating, cuz a spirtual high kills any artificial, chemically induced high.

I am changing the name of the site to Medidating Stepfather.

Get ready cuz shit’s about to get wholesome and enlightened….

Boom.

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After parties with indy kids smell like shit…..and the bitches aren’t hardly as hot as cheesy club girls…sure I’m sure when naked they’re all the same when you get through that bush and stupid haircut…but in their ratty vintage clothes…shit is like fucking a bag lady…

I drank and I drank and I drank some more because like a 40 year old college kid, when I start binging I figure why stop….

But since some cunt told me not to talk about drinking cuz it’s boring and repetive even though it’s a trap I’m stuck in and have nothoing else to talk about…Here’s some shit going on around the internet…

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Some words of wisdom from the internet in the form of an email…

This site is starting to suck more and more each week. And no one cares about your drunken escapades, I take that back, they are somewhat funny. But you need to figure something out or your going to run this site into the ground. Don’t do the same thing and expect different results.

I don’t disagree with this bitch, the site is boring, but not cuz of me, cuz of hollywood, and going out and producing OG content means getting off the couch and that’s not very agoraphobic friendly…

Not to mention the drunken stories is all I know cuz that’s all I do…so that’s like telling a black dude not to rap about weed, women and being black…it is repetitive but so is my life…..

What it all comes down to is running things into the ground is kinda what I do in social situations all the time, so it only makes sense to do it on the internet…not to mention as a fat man, sometimes that’s the only running I can do…

Who cares… Here’s some shit going on on other wesbsites that aren’t run into the ground…

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I hate facebook. Someone needs to make a replacement. I am a paranoid dude and seeing the public feed them personal info is crazy to me….Didn’t you all read Farenheit 911, I didn’t but I know it’s about government and corporate control and that’s what’s happening, so I liked this satirical cartoon, oh so clever…Geeks.

But not as much as I liked my wife telling me she is going to find someone else to fuck her fat ass because I refused to fuck her and I have no standards so you can imagine what I deal with because she pays my rent and drinking….partially cuz the idea of guys fucking her is hilarious cuz they’d have to be some kind of desperate or black…but also cuz I’ve been fucking hookers the last 15 years of marriage…

Who cares…here is some shit going on around the internet….

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The funny thing in all the emails I get about how boring the site is, how repetitive the jokes are, how irritating the whole thing is, is that it’s got nothing on my actual life….my actual life is substantially more repetitive, boring, uninteresting and irritating….mainly because I keep having to come back to the site to update it like the sick addiction it is, but also because I’m married….to a very very very fat woman who won’t let me fuck her daughters and ever since she caught me jerking off to their bikini vacation facebook pics, even though they are over 18, she’s doesn’t let me near them….but as you know, at least I drink….it brings the joy in the form of a depressant that rapes my stomach and live….yay.

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I saw the craziest shit ever….

There is an inuit home for people from the deep north to come to the city for whatever reason and never leave because they get caught up on drinking and not wanting to live in the deep north….

So I’m walking down the street and I see this crazy looking motherfucker who I think just left a school shooting and he walks up to a girl, throws her to the ground, drags her into an alley and I’m wondering if I should help, but I’m no hero, so I wait a few minutes, walk by the alley, cuz I’m semi-concerned and don’t want to be responsible for a death indirectly, and bitch is wiping her fucking pussy with toilet paper….making me think I just witnessed a rape fantasy in broad daylight….

It was inspiring.

Here are some links from around the internet, also inspiring.

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I have the single worst hangover….all thanks to drinking…it is mid afternoon and I’m ready for bed even though I just woke up thanks to shitting fire….in my sleep…It’s fucking lovely…and I feel like a hero with no super powers…I don’t really know why drinking the past 3 days has this effect on me….but I know I’m not that into it…

Here’s some shit going on around the internet…while I drink some coffee and try to jerk off to your facebook pics..

Repetitive maybe…but this is my life…Groundhog day…

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Gay hipsters….and hipsters in general are pretty entertaining to watch in their unnatural habitat that they like to think is their natural habitat cuz they are wearing clothes from the salvation army….dive bars…

I mean I don’t even know what a hipster is really, is it the clean cut, electronic music listeing dude dressed like a Swedish spy, or is the shit the dirty looking, washed out, used clothes wearing chick with big hair…

What I do know is that in their whole “not giving a fuck”, “I’m an artist”, “I’m so open minded and liberal” cuz I do coke and read philosophy books, they actually take themselves way too seriously….

Last night, at a dive, these three hipster girls and their gay were there acting all ridiculous, giggling and talking shit about fucking but the second I interjected with rape jokes, meaty vagina jokes and my hatred of post-op trannies, they went nuts and I think one even slapped me….because hipsters are just the people who used to wear clothes from the Gap in the 90s…the mainstream and not as daring as they think….but then again, mabybe shoving my hand down her pants to grab a tuft of hipster bush to jerk off to was crossing the line….but a real hipster would have embraced it and wrote about it on her fucking tumblr.

Here’s the mourning hangover…

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Last night I celebrated vagina. Not that I got vagina, because the cocktease was married but I still like to drink for vagina and today I celebrate a hangover.

Someone wrote into me telling me that all my jokes are repetitive and tired, but the sad thing is that I’m never quite joking….that’s the sad truth….my life is just one bad broken record of poverty hell…..good times….

here’s some shit going on on the rest of the internet….while I regain my composure and forget all the things I should be embarrassed about…

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I drank until 7 am….I’m still drunk. I did it alone so I’m not bringing anyone down with me, however the girl I was just standing next to at the bus stop smelled like candies and flowers and heave and I wouldn’t mind bringing her down with me….but I’m not at that level of creep…I just look, sniff and appreciate…

Here’s some shit going on the internet while I sober up or drink some more or dwell on this morning’s vagina that I’ll never see again…..

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