I got a feeling that it’s gonna be one of those days again…I can tell…

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I’m not a degenerate drunk who can’t handle real life…I’m a degenerate drunk who likes to enhance real life….I don’t know what happened to me last night…but I will say that I saw no naked titties, I paranoid schizophrenic imagined someone broke into my house…I debated the meaning of life…and by life I mean Twitter and I was reminded that I hate the internet…but I don’t mind some of the other sites out there and here ar some links to some of their work while I depressingly start uploading celebrity pics like celebrity pics fucking matter…and are actually more important than us…while knowing…that’s just marketing hype and that the world is filled with far more interesting things…I’m just too lazy to switch it up….

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Drunk is a state of mind. I don’t know what that means but it probably has something to do with me being drunk and in being drunk I think it is safe to say that alcohol is the best invention man has ever invented…I mean aside from it being the gateway to rape, violence and wife beating…as well as poverty and being unable to hold down a job…but who’s to say that things would be any different if booze wasn’t in the picture…I think it just has a bad rep….and now….I open another beer from a 73 hour disco dance party in my head…to commence this week in posts…

And while I do that…here are some links to things going on around the internet…you know a diversion as I gather my thoughts…

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The site is dying faster than Amy Winehouse. Either I need to do a publicity stunt. Post actually funny shit. Kill myself. Or give the fuck up on this bitch….cuz the 3 people who read this aren’t helping get the word out and after 7 years of this. I’m pretty burnt out…

It’s summer, I should be summering. Instead I’m dying of a hangover

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I got drunk. Got in a fight with a bus boy at a late night Chinese restaurant who may or may not have been a handicapped person, but who definitely hated me as I broke all the Chinese restaurant rules, and Chinese restaurant rules aren’t meant to be broken, but dreams are…and I guess this is a product of that….

Here’s some shit going on on the internet, while I manscape.

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I just woke up…drunk on cough medicine…but I don’t have a cold…gangster.

I had a handful of amazing things I wanted to contribute to society today…but I forgot them all.

The highlight of this hangover so far….when my dog accidentally licked my dick when I was taking a shit.

It wasn’t erotic and it didn’t even feel good…but It was still more enjoyable than when my fat wife tries to assault me….cuz when you get her weight on top of you…there’s no turning back…you’re officially owned until she’s done…like some kind of horrible horror movie that is my life….good times.

Here’s some shit going on around the net….

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I’m not hungover. I’m still drunk. I stupidly decided to do MDMA last night to see if I still feel love, happiness and excitement….and apparently I don’t…but it did allow me to get my creep on….oh get my creep on…as I followed at least 10 girls home last night, and 10 girls to work this morning…Good times….not that it matters….

I was gonna hit up the amusment park…but thought that may get me arrested…so I’m just gonna stay put and post random celeb garbage…No so good times….

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I posted the Amy Winehouse post drunk on Saturday and it came up blank, so I updated it but now I am convinced I’ve been hacked…

I spent the day at a cheesy fucking beach. I’m talking Jersey Shore style beach. Filled with implants, hard nipples, strippers, bikini bottoms one size too small exposing pretty much full pussy, thongs, tans, rosaries, bad hair cunts, lots of drugs, people ripping lines off each other’s chests, one amazing topless dancer, with great natural DDs and I was being fed free beer…making the whole experience as amazing as it sounds…

Here’s the mourning hangover dump.

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I went to the casino. I lost the 20 dollars I started with because I am a loser. It was my last 20 dollars. Also because I am a loser. The elderly Asian woman I was next to wasn’t down in me eating her out after I offered when I saw she had won 900 dollars. I’ve always wanted to be a whore, you know to relate to the bitches I hang out with, stare at in public, masturbate to, etc….cuz I am a loser…

Follow friday me on twitter, cuz I am a loser, but you won’t cuz I am a loser.

Here is my mourning hangover dump and remember a Martini shouldn’t be dirty if it is Gin, cuz it will taste like shit….and possibly prison rape your stomach in some kind of toilet mess I’m dealing with right now….

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I’ve decided to rename the morning hangover dump to the MOURNING hangover dump, because the concept of good morning doesn’t exist to me, it’s usually filled with disappointment, feelings of failure, a headache, sometimes vomit and everyday I am forced to mourn the dreams I once had, that have long gone, like being a billionaire oil tycoon with a herem in paradise, so I see the Mourning hangover from hard drinking my disappointment away the night before, appropriate…

Let me know what you all think…

Here is the hangover link dump…that smells a lot less like death than the other hangover dump I took about an hour ago….

Cuddles…

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