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2011

08

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Fuck you fucking christmas and your fucking music that is playing everywhere for making me feel so full of love, you know with a whole lease on life, like I’m the star of a Christmas movie who was just contemplating killing myself….but now I’m ready to fucking live….I am a Christmas miracle…now you can be one too all you gotta do is send me titty pics…

Kittens Waking Up From Pain Killers is Awesome
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30 Favorite Holiday Sports Babes
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Free Cam Shows Help You Get Your Home Sex On
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Slutty Euro Calendars: Germany Has Most, Russia Has Weirdest, France Wins
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Hey Fat Ass, This is How You Close a Bag of Chips With No Chip Clip – VIDEO
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Cynthia Has Giant Juggs
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Kim Kardashian’s Media Lockdown Lasted Like 5 Minutes
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Live Web Cam Sluts That Will Drive You Wild
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Two Horny Sluts Get It On – VIDEO
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Diablo Cody’s Most Annoying Moments
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WTF Photo of the Day
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CHRISTMAS FLASK

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2011

07

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am not sure if I am a genius or a retard. I am not sure if I am the wors kind of person or the best in training…I just know I love fucking with people and wish that it actually got me somewhere other than a nice warm spot in hell….From pretending I’m autistic to mom’s of autistic kids on TWIITER …to making fat chicks on dating sites me me and not showing up to teach them the perils of online dating….I am a monster and it makes me fucking laugh….

Here are the stepLINKS while I sober up…

Muslims Are Awesome, Part 4
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Jwoww Looks Like A Mexican Mariah Carey
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Aida Yesipca’s Hot Ass In A Tiny Thong Gives Me A Boner
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Prius Owner Versus Truck Owner – VIDEO
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The Skimpiest Sports Outfits
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Free Cam Show Sexiness
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Monika Pietrasinska, Barbara Palvin and Mandy Graff in Lingerie Rumble
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Starting Your Day With a Fail Means The Only Way to Go is Up
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Charm Killings is Killing It
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Britney Spears’ Trainer Made Her Go On A Diet. Guess Who Just Got Fired.
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Live Sex Shows That Will Drive You Wild
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She May Tear Her Vagina in Half – VIDEO
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The 50 Hottest Celebrity Twitpics
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American Chopper Drama Gayness/Jesse James Clings to Fame With Desperation LIVE
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2011

06

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I really like massive fucking beers…..despite the rape they do to my body….shit always ends up as a party….even if I am the only loser in attendence…which was the case….and is always the case…I peaked in 2008….

How Not to Impress Girls When You Are a Teenager – VIDEO
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The Hottest Sports Babes of 2011
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Free Cam Shows, Only the Best
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Sunny Leone Is the Hottest Thing on Indian Reality TV
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Stuntbusters: Surviving a Demolition Derby – VIDEO
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Natasha is All Laid Out
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Herman Cain Was Quoting Pokemon This Whole Time
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Live Web Cams with the Sexiest Sluts Around
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Busty Blonde and Her Wet Pussy – VIDEO
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Aleksa Palladino Plays A Game Of “Would You Rather”
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WTF Photo of the Day
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2011

05

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The best thing about being a guy with a celebrity blog, even though I don’t give a fuck about celebrities, is that girls think I’m a fag, you know being catty, cuz straight guys aren’t into this shit, and either am I, but they don’t know that, since they don’t read the site, and when girls think you’re gay, they are far easier to fuck. FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER ….here are the morning links….even though it is noon….I’m just a fucking deadbeat degenerate alcoholic and everyday is saturday with no interest in writing a blog…it’s just some cruel punishment from above…assholes…

THE HUMAN SLINGSHOT – Don’t Try This at Home – VIDEO
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30 Favorite Holiday Sports Babes
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Free Cam Show Amazingness
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I’d Like to Be All Over Armie Flores
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When Emus Attack! – VIDEO
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Cynthia Has Some Big Juggs
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Kanye West is Fucking Delusional of the Day
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Live Cam Shows That Will Drive You Wild
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19 Year Old Gets Slutty on the Cam
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10 Actresses You Would Have Never Expected to Get Naked That Actually Did
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Miss USA Fucked Up
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2011

02

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Fuck the internet and the horse it rode in on….I got fan mail for the first time in what feels like a decade but was probably only a week or two and It’s given me an ego boost that makes me feel like I just ejaculated inside the girl on TWITTER who keeps calling me a fucking sex offender….cunt needs to learn a thing or two about sex offenders by being sex offended before throwing that shit around loosely…

Here’s some shit going on on the internet yo.

Frisbee’s Are For Fucking Idiots, But Even I Will Admit This is Kinda Awesome – VIDEO
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Jeri is a Southern Type of Slut
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30 Hottest Girls Ever on Real World/Road Rules Challenges
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The Best Part About Skateboarding Really is When They Fall
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Free Cam Shows. Make Friday the Best It Can Be
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Photographer Chelsea Rochelle’s Sexiest Snaps
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Tom Cruise’s Sweaty Pits
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Girl on Girl: Rali Ivanova and Jessica Vaugn
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Chubby Girl and a Vibrator
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Live Sex Shows, You Will Love It
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WTF Photo of the Day
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2011

01

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Fuck being a pothead, I think alcoholism makes you far more lazy and far more stupid, because I drink and don’t smoke weed, even when hot girls with nice round asses I want to chip a tooth provided I still had teeth asks me, I’m too paranoid for that shit, and I’m fucking lazy as shit….Waking up at 1 pm is amazing…Everyday is Christmas Break. Jingle fucking bells.

Let’s Start Things Off Simple with Some Super Mario Stop Motion Fun
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The Hottest Women in Sports You’ve Never Heard Of
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Free Cam Shows. Check It Out
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Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show is Much Better in Hindsight, Actually
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Gotta Love a Fail Compilation – VIDEO
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Chelsea is the Type of Girl I’d Like to Have My Way With
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Live Cam Shows. Only The Best!
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Cute Teen Gets Herself Off
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The 15 Hottest Girls Next Door in Movies and TV
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Get Your and Yours Some Good Stuff….
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2011

30

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am like a marriage saver. I fuck wive’s miserable in their marriages so that they realize the sex at home isn’t all that bad, never to hear from again, but the nice thing, is that married women are just in it for the fuck, they’re already married and don’t need the bullshit of relationship. So lock up your wives….I’m coming for them…

Here’s some shit going on on other sites

Awkward Game Show Moment – VIDEO
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The 50 Sexiest Celebrity Athletes
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Free Cam Show Sexiness to Help You Get the Job Done
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Mike Tyson’s Punch Out Theme Played On 3 iPads By a Person With too Much Time on Their Hands – VIDEO
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Bike Break Faceplant LOL – VIDEO
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Alicia is Full of Secrets
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Doug Hutchinson Quits Movie About Older Man Banging A Teenager, It ‘Concerned’ Him
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Live Sex Shows, You’re Gonna Love It
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Cam Sluts Wears Glasses For All You Nerds – VIDEO
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The 80 Hottest Women of the ’80s
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WTF Photo of the Day
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2011

29

Nov

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I would say how hungover – but that’d be obvious…I blame the Sara Rue titty….that shit stayed with me all night…. So here’s some shit going on on other sites…

Idiots Wreck Their Corvettes – VIDEO
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Chelsea is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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50 Hottest Cheerleader Squads of All Sports
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Free Cams, For Your Pleasure
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FIX-UP Calendar 2012 Photo Shoot Trailer
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Guy With No Arms Has Done More With His Life Than I Ever Will – VIDEO
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Miley Cyrus Made A Song For Occupy Wall Street, Looks Like a 40 Year Old Lot Lizard in This Photo
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Playing With Her Pussy – VIDEO
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Were These Lucy Pinder Ads Too Hot for TV?
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Live Cam Show Hotness
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WTF Photo of the Day
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2011

28

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I had a 3 day hangover….It was the first of its kind. I don’t know if it was liver related…but I lived through it to shit on another day because shitting on days is all I know…

Here’s some goodness from some other sites while I regain my composure…..and wipe the tears of failure at alcoholism from my eyes…with images of crackwhores at their mud covered vaginas….smelling through my head….

Tis the fucking season…

Stuntbusters: Head-On Collision (1962 Cadillac vs. 2002 Cadillac)
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The Hottest Women in Sports You’ve Never Heard of
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Free Cam Show Sexiness
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Judah Friedlander Visits Occupy Wall Street
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Human Slingshot is Probably Fake, But Whatever
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Lariya Daniels is One Hot Blonde
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Leighton Meester Looked Better Than Blake Lively
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Live Cam Shows That Will Drive You Wild
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MILF gets her ass filled with a fake black dick
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20 Hot Celebs Stuffing Their Face With Food
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Some Dude Got Busted Watching Child Porn on a Plane and Here’s the Story
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2011

25

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Why the fuck are you on the computer right now? Seriously, go sleep or something you fucking nut cases….that’s what I’ve been doing all day….and now I have no choice but to update this shit cuz not everyone in the world is american….despite what America thinks…

Ice Cream Man is Fucking With the Kids and It’s Awesome
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The 40 Hottest Superfans in Sports
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Free Cam Shows. It’s Friday, Time to Let Loose
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Twit Pics – Bath Time and Kisses
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What Would Movies Be Without Visual Effects
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Amanda is Sexy Near the Beach
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Jennifer Lopez in This Sparkly Body Suit is Scaring Me. She’s also Still Fucking Marc Anthony
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Live Web Cam Sluts, Only the Best
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Skinny Brunnette on Video
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Gallery: 20 Hot Celebs Stuffing Their Face With Food
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WTF Photo of the Day
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