Fuck the morning. I think the work day for everyone should be from 3-5. The rest of the time, dedicated to sleep and drink….cuz this working shit is probably gonna kill you. I hear it is a really shitty way to spend the day….that’s why I retired from life back in 1999 and here I am today…in bed at 6 and up at noon to blog about nothing…..I am really just waiting for that new law to go in effect where my site gets banned in all of AMERICA>…so here’s to nothing….

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I drank until sunrise alone while my wife snored in this one-room shit hole basement hell I call my sex dungeon, but only when my wife is out of town, because seriously, fucking her is probably why I drink….

That said, I’m not very corporate…every day is thanksgiving….Here’s some shit of some more organized sites…

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I ended up at some hipster event on Friday night that lasted until last night. The weekend was filled with so many lesbian looking 20 year olds in vintage clothes, humping the air and dancing like you’d expect them to, pretty much until sunrise, in a dumpy as fuck place worse than my house, and my house is bad, unless you find feces filled rooms good…and it was as bad as you’d expect…but at least there was beer.

That said, I’m feeling dehydrated. I think it may have put me over the edge and sped up the dying process.

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Late night TWITTER FIGHTS are a waste of fucking time, especially when they are with a hack male pornstar who was big in the 90s but who fell off the map like a whiney little bitch cuz he’s retarded.

Now I need to get 100,000 followers to win this useless war I’ve already won…but only because he pays for sex he brags about, makes mom jokes about my mom being a whore, when his son’s mom is and was a whore…an anal whore you can watch all over the internet…and his disses are that of a retard…So it’d be nice to shut him up….

That said, I need to get out more…I turned down a girl’s birthday party at a stripclub where she was going to do a strip routine to waste away with useless assholes online….I’m pathetic…

Here’s some links

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I drank a couple of bottles of wine until 6 am…I had big plans of working the bar scene and streets looking for love from cheap women….but instead passed the fuck out like the agoraphobic I am….and now some links…that are more exciting that my social life…but not quite as exciting as dancing in my underwear to The Bangles while my wife snores….

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My friend dragged me out to see Hoover and it almost inspired me to start a film review section of the site, forcing my friend to take me to a movie daily, to review with nonsense that will never be taken seriously, but instead it inspired me to make gay jokes because his name was Hoover for a reason, and that reason was to suck dick…..the same sucking dick that made every homophobe who thought this wasn’t Brokeback Mountain 2 leave the second they found out the criminal fighting, wire tapping, breaching our rights law enforcer was a poofter….

THat said, here are some morning links….for those mournings you mourn the previous night and all things you’ve lost along the way. RIP.

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My friend who has actually done some amazing designs for some DrunkenStepfather T-Shirts…..Illustrator Peter O’Toole partnered up with my other friends at WOLF & HARRISON to produce this amazing shirt where all proceeds go to Movember , a global moustache growing movement to fight prostate cancers….

As someone with a very intimate relationship with my prostate, because he is the source of my orgasms, and my orgasms although fewer and far between these days, which ties back into my prostate, are the only joy I feel….and as chronic masturbating weirdos I know you are….I figure you should buy one of these shirts, cuz not only are they awesome, but because you need your prostate more than it needs you..

Here’s the morning dump… Do your Part

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I’m not drinking right now, but I feel like I should be. The internet is a boring fucking place.

Here’s some morning links….

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Staying up until 5 am drinking a lot alone and talking to dudes online about who the hottest webcam girls online are at 5 am is pretty pathetic, I know because I did it last night…I lived it….and I”m here to tell the story….. not that there’s much of a story….but next time, I may muster up the energy to leave the house anf find real girls….the over priced sex doll, or leaving a breathing bitches is TBD….

Which naturally brings me to my next point…To all the veterens who died for our freedom and/or oil interest of governments…respect.

To the rest of you. Fuck yourself.

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I like my coffee like I like my women, cold, bitter and lonely….

I’ve been working on that one all week. You know life as a hack writer who isn’t really a writer but who tell bitches he is because lets face it, I’m fucking writing right now asshole….Maybe one day some high level comedian like Roseanne will hire me on her comeback tour….since fat women is my thing…

We’re all allowed to dream motherfucker…

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