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2011

09

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I was out drinking last night at some Japanese restaurant, I figured Japanese people are smart and innovating and make enough money to pay for shoebox size apartments in Tokyo and that must be directly related to the japanese beer, saki and shots of weird liquor they drink….So I drank my face off, turns out I didn’t turn into a genius robot, but instead, a good sleeper….waking up at noon…corporate advancement here at drunkenstepfather.com doesn’t really pan out like it does with other companies merging operations with Japan….

Here’s the dump.

Back Pocket Roman Candle!!! Yesss! – VIDEO
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30 Wives and Girlfriends That Are Hotter Than Kim Kardashian
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Free Cam Shows Because, Well, Why Not
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Carrie Keagan Brings the Hotness
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No Matter How Many Times I Watch a Guy Get Hit in the Nuts, I Never Stop Thinking It’s Funny
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Trista is Sexy on the Beach
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Report: Jennifer Aniston’s Breasts Look Pregnant
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Live Cam Shows. LIVE
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Some Fetish Porn Bloopers – VIDEO
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A History of Famous Women with Multiple Divorces
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WTF Photo of the Day
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2011

08

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I was planning on waking up early because the early bird catches the worm, but then I decided to fuck it, because even if I was the early bird, I wouldn’t catch the worm. Accepting my fate is my biggest accomplishment…

Here’s some shit going on around the internet….

Animator VS Animation
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Sherri Has One Hot Body
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The 40 Hottest Superfans in Sports
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Free Cam Shows, Because You Can’t Even Afford a Half Price Tuesday Movie
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A Collection of Naughty Bloopers
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Gallery: We Love Girls In Beanies
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The Colorful History of Video Game Animation
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Here’s Where I Start Saying Katy Perry’s Pregnant
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Have you ever seen a bunch of singing vaginas? – VIDEO
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Live Web Cam Hotness
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WTF Photo of the Day
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2011

07

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I’ve been sick in bed all weekend…but I didn’t die….and that didn’t stop me from getting drunk and hustling bitches who didn’t answer me because I am creepy and wear a mask over the computer…if anything it inspired some future hobbies…like quitting the internet cuz it gives me little to no joy and because having a website like this doesn’t get me laid…even though it’s awesome….bitches.

When Soccer Moms Go Wild – VIDEO
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Free Cam Show Sexiness
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Caitlin Oè¾°onnor Has Been Keeping Busy
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The Hottest Heartbreakers in Sports
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Gigi Star Has One Hot Body
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And That’s Why You Can’t Trust a Ninja – VIDEO
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Kim Kardashian Is Seriously Going To Pretend To Fix Her Marriage Now
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Live Web Cam Hotness, Start The Week Off with a Little Awesome
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Busty Slut is Forced to be an Asslicker – VIDEO
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Matthew McConaughey’s 10 Hottest Hookups
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WTF Photo of the Day
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2011

04

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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So someone hacked my website….I don’t know what they did….I don’t know why they did it…I’m a nice guy, but I guess they are fans of some celebrity I made fun of, there’s always some of those….

It took me all morning to figure out how to get in ….at least that’s what I’m telling you cuz really I was just hard napping….letting my webhost figure the shit out…

Here’s some links to start off my day

his Two Legged Dog Will Shut You Down
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Amanda Looks Sexy in This Bikini
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50 Hottest NFL Fans
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Free Cam Shows, End the Week Off With a Bang
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WTF Has Grandma Been Smoking?
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A Brief History of Beautiful Women Wearing Food
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Berenice Marlohe is the New Bond Girl
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Tehmeena Afzal: Here Comes the Pakistani Bride
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Christmas Comes Extremely Early This Year
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Live Web Cam Shows, Time Well Spent
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WTF Photo of the Day
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2011

20

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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A hot chick on facebook told me that she wants to fuck me but she needs to warn me about one thing….that she’s autistic…..

Now I’m not sure if she was joking or not, but I am sure that that is fucking amazing. It’s as close as I’ll ever get to fucking a robot. I mean other than that time I tried fucking the VCR slot….or that time I tried fucking the vaccuum….or that time…fuck it…here are the morning hangover dump…toiletless and without pain, discomfort or smells…

Man I Know I Make Fun of them A Lot But Man, Sometimes Skaters so Some Nutty Shit
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50 Hottest Ice Girls in NHL History
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Free Cam Show Amazingness
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Now That’s What I Call Instant Karma
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The Greaqt American Beer Festival: One Man’s Attempt to Drink the World
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Aida is Sexy on the Beach
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Lindsay Lohan’s Probation Revoked Which Means Absolutely Nothing
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Gotta Love Some Teen Masterbation – VIDEO
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The 10 Hottest Actresses Who Are Older Than They Look
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Drunk Girls Are the Best
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2011

19

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I drink alone…and when drinking I decided I want to be an organic vegan who recycles. Not only will I get skinny. But I’ll also impress all the lesbians who hate me and want me dead…and sure, you’re probably thinking, why would anyone want to impress a lesbian….because lesbians are scary, have psychiatric issues, were possibly raped and are very bitter and bad at stand up comedy, but have great boots….but you’ve probably never been hated lesbians…but now that I’m sober, I realize how ridiculous that was….

So here are is Morning Hangover Dump….presented in a much nicer way than my actual hangover dump…

What the Fuck Are These Guys Fighting Over? – VIDEO
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Joselyn’s Tits Are Barely Covered
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How About Some Minka Kelly
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Free Cam Shows, You Can’t Argue With That
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Fatty Pops a Soccer Ball
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The Top 100 Hottest Porn Stars (Right Now)
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Lindsay Lohan is Getting Away With Murder Once Again
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Imogen Thomas Deserves a Booby Prize
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She’s One Cute Amateur
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Live Cam Girls That Have All The Actions You Need
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2011

18

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Fuck amateur comedy night….I got dragged to a comedy event where a bunch of amateurs were testing out open mic practicing their funny…and as someone who doesn’t laugh ever…it was pretty tedious….so tedious I drank the laugless tears away….and figured I shoulda been a heckler…because that’s the way I like entertaining myself…but I was too lazy…thanks obesity.

Trick Shot Battle – VIDEO
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Casting Movie Roles for the 25 Sexiest Athletes
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Free Cam Shows. Get Your Rocks Off
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Dumbest Stuff on Wheels – VIDEO
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Five Horrible First Dates that Will Make You Appreciate Being Lonely
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Marry Me Ashley
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Christina Milian is a Fucking Oompa Loompa in a Bikini
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Live Web Cams That Will Leave You Wanting More
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Two Bitches Against One – VIDEO
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The 25 Hottest Babes in Rock Bands
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Real Housewives of Boston Needs to Be a Real Show Holy Shit – VIDEO
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2011

17

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Monday Morning are my favorite time of the week. I mean when I’m out drinking friday and saturday night I just wish it was Monday morning…because I’m the unemployed kind of guy who may be poor but loves mocking those of you forced to work….not that this site attracts people who work, but the few of you who are working…what fucking suckers, buying into the American Dream lie….enjoy making someone else more money than they make you….sucker.

I thought I was desensitized – but this is the most traumatic video I’ve seen on the internet – warning – it’s traumatic –
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50 Sexiest Ladies Rocking Racing Gear
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Free Cam Shows, Lets Start This Week Off With a Bang
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Claudia Costa Will Clean Your Place
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Insanely Flexible Babe That I Can Only Imagine Violating
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Daisy is Hot in Lingerie
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Olivia Munn in a Bikini
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Live Cam Shows. Check It Out
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Big Tittied Teen on Video – VIDEO
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The 25 Hottest Girls In Horrible Remakes
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I Wonder If This is What They Meant When They Said Print is Dead
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Jerry Lawler’s Ex Gf and Wife Naked…
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2011

12

Oct

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

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As the 2800th biggest site in America, you can imagine I have some ups and downs…for example, last night I got this hate mail:

You’re site fucking sucks……..just like you faggot.

you’re a shitty human being and you shit all over the internet everyday

have fun rotting in the ground for the way you treat people.

Karma is coming to you…and diabetes.

And this morning I woke up to being listed Top 10 Men’s Lifestyle sites according to playboy….

Everything balances out nicely …here are the stepLINKS the Morning Hangover version.

Okay This Storm on the Ocean is the Scariest Shit Ever
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The 35 Hottest Ring Girls Ever
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Free Cam Shows. Get to It
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Behold Cinthia Fernandez, Majestic Thong Dancer of Argentina
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Strip Poker is Good for Selling Stuff – VIDEO
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Rachel Has Something she Would Like to Show You
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Khloe Kardashian’s Big Ass
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Live Web Cam Sluts that Will Have You Begging For More
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The Ultimate Archive: Sofia Vergara’s Hottest Pics
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Japanese Amazingness of the Day
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2011

12

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I feel like all the fat useless comedy actors becoming skinny offers great opportunity for me to take over hollywood before I die of a heart attak fucking hookers after doing boatloads of cocaine like I as a fucking drug cartel / Sofia Vergara’s vagina the mule….

Unfortunately, I’m pretty into sitting on the couch.

Here’s some shit going on around the internet….

Youngest Metallica Cover Band Ever
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The Hottes Soccer Fan Pics Ever
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Free Cam show Sexiness
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Video Slam: Shay Maria, Rihanna, Kitty Lea, Nyomi Banxxx
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Fake Store Prank is Pretty Clever
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Lauira Lee is Wearing One of Those Slutty Pink Mesh Things and I Like It
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Courtney Stodden’s Ramblings Are Still A Goddamn Goldmine
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Live Web Cam Suts to Make You Get Your Solo Sex On
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These Sluts Are All Over Each Other – VIDEO
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The 10 Sexiest Vampires in Film and TV
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