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2012

11

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I spent the night at an art show for elementary school kids….I figured it would be a good opportunity to seduce single moms a couple days before mother’s day, a time their depression of the decision of not aborting really sets in….Needless to say…mom’s, especially poor depressed moms, aren’t all that hot…even the ones you knew were daytime strippers were weak….thank god for masturbation.

I know it isn’t morning, but that’s what drinking does to you.

Easing Into Friday with a Dubbai Airport Flash Mob – VIDEO
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Kate Upton and the Best Dancers in Sports
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Free Cam Shows. Have Some Fun
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Michelle Can Be Your Fantasy
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How NOT to Boogie Board – VIDEO
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Bristol Palin is a Fucking Idiot and I Hate Her
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This Brunette is a Squirter
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WTF Happened to Lisa From Saved by the Bell?
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Gallery: You Only Live Once
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2012

10

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I ended up drinking until 3 am before I got drunk enough to realize that fucking the fat 21 year old I was talking to all night was a bad idea, you know because she was fucking disgusting, I do some of my most rational thinking when half passed out covered in vomit on my living room floor…

Here are some links to start the gay old day…

Nintendo Dominoes!!! Yesss!!! – VIDEO
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25 Epic Cheerleading Fails
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Free Cam Shows. Pure Greatness
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Kaya Danielle in In Lingerie
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I Pretty Much Love Anything That is Stop Motion
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George Lucas is Using Poor People to Piss Off Rich People
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SKinny Teen Gets Herself Off on Video
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15 Sexy GIFs Of Celebrities Dancingd
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2012

09

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am the Leonardo Dicaprio of titty blogs.

While you digest that fact…and while you ladies masturbate to that fact…

Here are the morning links

I Bet This 8 Year Old Girl Could Kick Your Ass – VIDEO
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20 Sports Hotties & Their Movie Star Dopplegangers
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Free Cam Shows. Wednesday Morning Fun
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Funniest KO Ever – VIDEO
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Alyssa is One Hot Babe
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Teen Mom Janelleès Implants Are in a Bikini Already
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Masterbating Girlfriend on Video
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20 Celebrities Riding the Subway
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2012

08

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The girls I used to harrass on the phone have stopped responding to me…I think I’ve officially aliented my social network of pussy….It’s an interesting feeling being alone in this world…I mean other than having an obese wife…she doesn’t count cuz I’m sure she’s not actually human….

Here are the morning links…

Meanwhile in Russia
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50 Pictures of Hotties Playing Sports
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Free Cam Shows. Helllloooo!!!
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Cali Logan is Easy on the Eyes
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Fat Cat Versus Cat Door Hahahahahaa – VIDEO
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Mark Wahlberg Really Doesn’t Understand Glass
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Teen Gets Tied Up and Machine Fucked – VIDEO
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10 Actors That Always Play the Same Role
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2012

07

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It is not morning….
I am hungover…

I am not dead but the only injury I sustained this weekend was pretty much almost amputating my finger with a butter knife, true story, something that can only be accomplished when drunk and eating Avacados….and now I’m happy with this wound cuz it looks like a pussy and I’ve already jerked off to it twice.

Here are some links…

Impossible Texting and Driving Text – VIDEO
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Shantel Jackson: See Pics of Floyd Mayweather’s HOT Fiancee
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Free Cam Shows. Make Monday the Best It Can Be
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Tara Babcock is Sexy in a Red Slingshot
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Electric Skateboard!!!! Yesss!!! – VIDEO
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Jennifer Love Hewitt – Still Desperate
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Amateur Rides a Fake Cock – VIDEO
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Gallery: The 20 Hottest Indian Actresses
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2012

04

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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What’s wrong with me? I don’t know why I am a firm believer in self-sabotage when it comes to all aspects of life – but it is highly hysterical and entertaining!

Here’s is the self-shot pic of some babe you probably prefer to my failed pick up line…

Here are some links….

Psycho on the Soccer Field – VIDEO
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Grading Best & Worst SNL Athlete Hosts
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Free Cams, Have Yourself a Great Weekend
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Krissy is Oh So Sweet
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Cute Amateur and a Fake Cock
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The Christians ARe Trying to Scare You Away From Porn With This Movie
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And That’s Why You Don’t Fuck With Squirrels
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2012

03

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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My life has become everything I hate…I rely on FACEBOOK PAGES and the girls on Facebook I’ve never met but talk to like we are old friends….to fill the void that was once filled watching sitcoms and talking to assholes in the office about last night’s episode of survivor….I’m still on this drone slave to the world kick…which is for some reason made better with vacation bikini pics, sexting, cyber, and alcohol…..it’s like a spring break beach party all day from my soild couch….fuck you technology for being so good.

Here are the morning links….

I’d Like to Get Myself a Russian Gymnast
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Free Cam Shows, Happy Thursdays
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NBA Playoff Matchups: Cheerleader Edition
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Painting With a Basketball, Why Not?
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Jessica is Sexy in Black
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Dita Von Tease is Dull But Here She is Anyways
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Live Web Cam Shows Add Some Tits to Your Day, and That’s Always a Good Thingv
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Top 10 Porn Fails Compiled into 1 Hilarious Video
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The 25 Crasiest Moms in Movies
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2012

02

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I like waking up hungover as much as I like trying to get girls on the pill pregnant…because it means last night was a success since my drinking makes it next to impossible to remember or differentiate other nights…it is all a confused mess of hookers, implants, orgasms, throwing up and being thrown up on…..and I wouldn’t have it any other way…

Here are some morning links…

Wheel Chair Drifting – VIDEO
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Absolutely Insane Ballpark Food
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Free Cam Shows, Awwww Yeaaa!
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Any Commercial With Tits In It is a Great Commercial. No?
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Laura Dore is Basically the Best
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Kate Upton Dancing in a String Bikini – VIDEO
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Live Web Cam Shows. The Realness
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Blonde Amateur Pounds Her Pussy – VIDEO
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The 25 Most Ratchet News Stories of April
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2012

01

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the DAy

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BEST TIME EVER – TELL YOUR FRIENDS
BEST TIME EVER – TELL YOUR FRIENDS
BEST TIME EVER – TELL YOUR FRIENDS
BEST TIME EVER – TELL YOUR FRIENDS
BEST TIME EVER – TELL YOUR FRIENDS

Here are some morning links!!!!

This Mouse and Cat Video Will Warm Your Cold Heart – VIDEO
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Paulina Gretzky Pics: The Great One’s Daughter at Vegas and More
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Free Cam Shows. Loving It
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Who Doesn’t Love a Trashy School Girl
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Fastest Disarm Ever? Possibly – VIDEO
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Kim Kardahsian & Kanye West Want You to Think They Just Had Sex in This Car
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Live Web Cam Sluts Will Make a Bad Day a Little Better
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This Dildo May Be Too Big For Her Pussy
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90’s Stars Who Grew Up to Be Super Hot
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2012

30

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It is not a hangover if you wake up feeling amazing, like you can take over the world if you wanted but would rather not cuz you can’t bothered cuz you know you’re just that good and don’t need billions or model pussy to prove it…….It means you’re still drunk….I’

This Girl is Dressed as the Hat From the Cat in the Hat, Which Doesn’t Sound Funny, But I Assure You It Is – VIDEO
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The Most Insane Sports Fan Videos
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Free Cam Shows. Gotta Love That Shit
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Krissy is Oh So Sweet
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How To: Win at Parenting – VIDEO
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Chris Brown’s Selling Pit Bulls Online Now. Oh Good.
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Live Web Cam Sluts. Hello!
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Cute Amateur Rubs One Out and We Get to Watch – VIDEO
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10 Horrible Tales of College Hazing
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