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2022

26

Sep

Nip Slips of the Day

We’re a society of clout chasing exhibitionists, so obviously the random nip slip in a live stream or IG post is a tactic to get noticed, because people know that tits get hits, that shit is not just reserved for celebs who used to fake or stage nip slips to give the paparazzi to talk about, thanks to social media, being a vapid attention seeking whore has been DEMOCRATIZED…..

SO THESE nip slip fakers for attention are what you’d expect from clout chasing, attention seeking, sell your body for the culture of the generation…..but that being said the nip slip fakers are still having nip slips, which is really what I’m here for.

So am I going to be the guy who gets mad that a bitch fakes an orgasm that at the time I think is hot and pretend she didn’t fake it, not that I care if a girl cums, but if she’s going to put in the theatrics to make me think I made her cum, despite knowing I didn’t, I get to preted and the same logic applies to the nip slip fakers, do I care if she pulls out her tit on purpose, or by accident, or on purpose like it is an accident! Fuck no, in a world where nothing is real, this is real enough since they are nip slips!

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2007

03

Sep

I am – Rihanna Fighting With Her Dress of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Rihanna fighting with her dress to stay on, I like to believe that some fights aren’t worth fighting and this is one of them, but that’s only because I want to see her cans.

Speaking of fights not worth having, I was walking down the street and some drunk dude asked the time. The guy I was with told him that it was time to get a watch and dude went fucking insane. He started punching himself in the head and screaming about how he wanted to throw it down….we kept walking but the concept of a dude wanting to fight over shit I said in elementary school was fucking amazing….a fight I probably wouldn’t have fought, but this dude wasn’t having it….

Later that night, I was in a bar and had to take a piss, so I go to the bathroom and walk into some kind of man conference of 5 dudes pumping each other up to get pussy. One guy was screaming how the place is totally his seen and he’s going to get laid tonight and another guy was screaming how he loves pussy and they other 3 dudes were just going along with it, hitting each other and wrestling in the bathroom. One guy went on about how cool looking he was and how amazing he looked while his buddy was telling him how awesome he was. It was pretty much one of the gayer experiences of my life, other than when I was in prison. I wanted to tell them that they were going to fuck and that they were already at first base, which each other. But some fights aren’t worth fighting and I didn’t feel like getting gang raped in the bathroom by a group of drunk, testosterone charged closet cases….because they don’t think it’s gay to fuck each other, it just proves how comfortable they are with their sexuality and they usually try to be less gay by convincing some drunk college chick to join them in the fun for a gangbang…but when their buddy is getting sucked off by the slut, they are jerking off to the thought of being the one doing the sucking….

Reality is that they are probably people who read the site, because that’s how expect you to act in public and I found that thought pretty fucking depressing…like these Rihanna pics that don’t show no nipple.

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2007

03

Aug

I am – Billie Piper Side Boob and Near Nip-Slip of the Day

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Billie Piper

I got home in the wee hours from my make-out and martini bender (i already told you about it). I decided I should probably put a lil something in the belly because I don’t want ulcers (my Korean ex-roomate got ulcers from being a party-slut legend on both sides of the ocean). Since I was fucking wrecked and could barely walk straight, I thought the boy shorts I use as underwear were a fine choice for running out into the street and stumbling into the bodega a block away (seriously, these shorts shrunk so much in the wash they can’t even pass as daisy dukes). I also thought the T-shirt I sleep in didn’t need a bra, even though it’s so old it’s see-through.

Me and my camel-toe bought some wheat thins. I could tell the Chinese dude behind the counter was a little shocked, not by the fact that i was half naked and nippley, but by the fact that i wasn’t buying a 40 of Corona, which is what i usually do when i visit his fine cash-only shit-shack. I lost a $2 flip-flop on the way home, but didn’t care since a shoe that can’t stay on my foot when I am hammered isn’t worth having. I don’t mind going partially barefoot because i don’t mind riding bareback, which i plan on doing this weekend, and you just might get to hear about it.

This morning i arrived an hour late to work and threw up in the bathroom. This party slut diet is working wonders, but i hate puking. I am still feeling a little drunk and hungover, but at least I remembered to button my shirt before i showed up to work, unlike this Brit actress Billie Piper on the set of her new movie (whatever that is). Billie was Rose Tyler on “Doctor Who.” Now go fantasize about playing doctor with Billie. Imagine giving her a breast exam.

Obediently yours,
Sugar Nell (ex-hooker, friend of Jesus)

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2007

31

Jul

I am – Elisabetta Canalis Almost Nip Slip of the Day

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Elisabettz Canalis

My friend just broke up with his girlfriend so Iâ€™m supposed to go out for a beer with him this afternoon. It was one of those situations where no matter what he did nothing was good enough for her. He would take this bitch shopping at Burberry and Gucci and all those other overpriced bullshit stores and then they would get home and she would tell him what a useless motherfucker he was etc. I fucking hated her anyways so Iâ€™m kind like whatever.

He was also a drug dealer for a long time, and made as much money in 1 month as you probably so in 6, but stopped because she was all like â€œI love you and I donâ€™t want you to go to jail.â€? etc. Then when the money stopped rolling in and he couldnâ€™t take her ass out for $400 dinner and wine anymore, it turned into â€œYou are a useless piece of shit.â€? etc.

I always thought she was a stupid ugly bitch with no fucking brain anyways so Iâ€™m pretty happy to be honest cause this means I donâ€™t even have to speak to her again, and I can ignore her when I see her from now on.

He was fucking so many other girls while he was with her, that I think this whole “I’m going to miss her thing” is such bullshit. I donâ€™t think heâ€™s going to miss her, I think heâ€™s going to miss fucking her in the ass and fisting her while taking pictures. Pictures which, by the way, I suggested he make copies of and post around her hood for revenge, thatâ€™s another story tho.

Hereâ€™s Elisabetta Canalis. When I first saw these pics, I thought they were nip slips, but upon closer inspection realized I was wrong. I figured I would post them anyways, since I know you are a virgin and this is probably the closest thing you will get to see to a tit this week, except for when youâ€™re spying on your sister when she showers.

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez

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2007

16

Jul

I am – Paris Hilton's Post Prison Nip Slip of the Day

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I’d like to write something hilarious about this and then veer off into some sort of story that seems unrelated at the start, but brings everything together in the end, but my wireless is fucking up again, and it just took me half an hour to load 3 photos and frankly, I’m pissed off.

So all you get is blondie here, with her nipples hanging out, like a pepperoni flying off an NYC deli pizza, as usual, and in the end, do I really have to say more then that?

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2007

16

Jul

I am – Paris Hilton’s Post Prison Nip Slip of the Day

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PAris Hilton Header

Iâ€™d like to write something hilarious about this and then veer off into some sort of story that seems unrelated at the start, but brings everything together in the end, but my wireless is fucking up again, and it just took me half an hour to load 3 photos and frankly, Iâ€™m pissed off.

So all you get is blondie here, with her nipples hanging out, like a pepperoni flying off an NYC deli pizza, as usual, and in the end, do I really have to say more then that?

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2007

26

Jun

I am – Science of Love Nipple Slip of the Day

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So there was a show that aired yesterday on NBC called the Science of Love and it is a pretty simple concept:

An elibigle bachelor dates two separate women – one chosen by experts based on his biological and psychological makeup, and the other chosen by him based on raw attraction. Which woman will win his heart? Find out in this unique original hour-long special hosted by Mark Consuelos. Music provided by: Novillero, Spider Problem, Flyleaf, Tele.

I didn’t watch it because I don’t have a TV, it broke last week and when I did have a TV I only got one channel that wasn’t NBC. I am lucky enough to have a reader named CRAZY who felt obligated to send in this nippleslip to me and since CRAZY went to all that effort for me, I had no choice but to do a post for him. I am trying to encourage all you fuckers to give me hot leads because I am tired of having all the same fucking pictures as every other blog out there. So be a little more like my reader named CRAZY.

I have been trying to come up with reality TV show ideas that I could try to sell and make my mark on the world, but all I have come up with is making a poor desperate man who hates his life live his dream life in an all expense paid villa with unlimited booze, viagra and hookers under the age of 25. I have a feeling it won’t sell.

I could never come up with this kind of love match bullshit that middle age wives are into because I find the whole thing bullshit. We all know that people marry out of convenience and that there is no such thing as real love, it’s more a combination of lust and fear of being alone. Maybe I am just saying that and don’t actually believe it, but if all the bitches who eat this shit up were really in love, I doubt they’d be sitting at home watching it. I may be called a porn site and there may be porn sites out there that cater to men jerking off, but what you don’t realize is that this kinda shit is smut for older ladies, it’s their kind of porno and since it’s more socially accepted, has less nudity and everything sexual is implied and not made obvious it’s making assholes out there rich while I sit here getting typecast in my filthy shitbox I call home. That said, at least the editors are letting nipple slips make it to Air, because at least now we can finally say shows like this have done something good for us rather than make our wives want new cock and point out all our imperfections because we are too embarrassed to take them horseback riding or some shit. In my case, I am not romantic for the sake of the horse, but you fuckers have no excuse.