My 37th birthday is in a couple of weeks and I won’t have Paris Hilton at my party, mainly because I am not having a party. My 4 friends are too poor to go out and like chilling in parks and bus shelters, while my wife is too fucking fat to leave the apartment. I am not really complaining because I’d rather wipe my wife’s ass, which I do have to do often and hate every fucking second of it, then have to have an event that Paris goes out of her way to show her cunt face at.

I guess this post is a testament of where my priorities lie, as well as some confusion of why Paris’ tits are lookin’ so big even though I don’t really give a fuck about them. What I do give a fuck about is why Perez Hilton annoys the fuck out of me.

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I wasn’t on the computer all day, I was too busy doing nothing and realized that I missed some pretty important shit like this picture of Paris Hilton playing with some black dude’s dick. In reality, I really think you guys missed out on not having a new Day Dream, but I haven’t got any emails begging for more, I actually haven’t got any emails period, so I will just run with this Paris bullshit a day late.

The rumor is that it’s Cee Lo from Gnarls Barkey who she was supposed to be remixing or some shit, but I think it’s pretty obvious that it’s a total fucking fake. I feel like fake or not, I am one of the original celebrity sex blogs out there and by default I have to post this shit even if it is a day late and not real. Maybe what it really comes down to is that I am just a closet case who loves throwin eggplant cock on the mainpage of my fucking site to further turn off potential advertisers, readers and deepen the rut I’ve dug for myself as a banned in every office and school pornsite.

Point is, who gives a fuck who or what Paris is really sticking up in her. We’ve all seen this shit over and over again, she fucks dudes, she does drugs, she documents it all and has no shame, and when there is no shame in her actions there’s really no fun in posting this shit. I like to out people or being sluts, I don’t like to support them…otherwise I’d be writing on pornstars everyday….

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I wasn’t on the computer all day, I was too busy doing nothing and realized that I missed some pretty important shit like this picture of Paris Hilton playing with some black dude’s dick. In reality, I really think you guys missed out on not having a new Day Dream, but I haven’t got any emails begging for more, I actually haven’t got any emails period, so I will just run with this Paris bullshit a day late.

The rumor is that it’s Cee Lo from Gnarls Barkey who she was supposed to be remixing or some shit, but I think it’s pretty obvious that it’s a total fucking fake. I feel like fake or not, I am one of the original celebrity sex blogs out there and by default I have to post this shit even if it is a day late and not real. Maybe what it really comes down to is that I am just a closet case who loves throwin eggplant cock on the mainpage of my fucking site to further turn off potential advertisers, readers and deepen the rut I’ve dug for myself as a banned in every office and school pornsite.

Point is, who gives a fuck who or what Paris is really sticking up in her. We’ve all seen this shit over and over again, she fucks dudes, she does drugs, she documents it all and has no shame, and when there is no shame in her actions there’s really no fun in posting this shit. I like to out people or being sluts, I don’t like to support them…otherwise I’d be writing on pornstars everyday….

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Here are some pictures of Paris Hilton with some stain on her dress, it’s obviously not some dude’s nut on her, because nobody has a load like that, not even the kind of guy who would let this bitch with herpes at his dick. It’s just an easy joke waiting to happen and I’ll leave it up to the other blogs because today I have decided I like Paris because Paris fucks and not enough girls let random men up in them, at least not enough girls I know.

That said, I wish more girls were whores like Paris. I remember when I was about 18 before I found the right kind of women who actually liked to have guys cum on their faces, I was hanging with some prude religious bitch who I thought wouldn’t be a prude because all the fucking bible shit parents feed their tight little school girls usually means the girl’s got no limits like the one I met later in life who would only fuck me after I pulled an exorcist on her and shoved a Virgin Mary statue in her box. She’d always tell me about how her mother gave it to her on her communion and that shit was pretty fucking twisted but not as twisted as my dick after the prude Christian started dry fucking me with a pair of cords on. I am telling you that this girl had a high school, pants-on rule and those fucking brown cords were not coming off. I don’t know if you have ever had had a girl in brown cords grind your cock, but my shit was fucking ripped up for a month and while other people were getting blowjobs, I was tending to an infected cock…What I wouldn’t give to have those days back again…that’s how much my life sucks…

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Here are some pictures of Paris Hilton with some stain on her dress, it’s obviously not some dude’s nut on her, because nobody has a load like that, not even the kind of guy who would let this bitch with herpes at his dick. It’s just an easy joke waiting to happen and I’ll leave it up to the other blogs because today I have decided I like Paris because Paris fucks and not enough girls let random men up in them, at least not enough girls I know.

That said, I wish more girls were whores like Paris. I remember when I was about 18 before I found the right kind of women who actually liked to have guys cum on their faces, I was hanging with some prude religious bitch who I thought wouldn’t be a prude because all the fucking bible shit parents feed their tight little school girls usually means the girl’s got no limits like the one I met later in life who would only fuck me after I pulled an exorcist on her and shoved a Virgin Mary statue in her box. She’d always tell me about how her mother gave it to her on her communion and that shit was pretty fucking twisted but not as twisted as my dick after the prude Christian started dry fucking me with a pair of cords on. I am telling you that this girl had a high school, pants-on rule and those fucking brown cords were not coming off. I don’t know if you have ever had had a girl in brown cords grind your cock, but my shit was fucking ripped up for a month and while other people were getting blowjobs, I was tending to an infected cock…What I wouldn’t give to have those days back again…that’s how much my life sucks…

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