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2006

08

Feb

Paris Hilton Goes Home To Poon


I guess the problem with being in the public eye is that you have no privacy. That’s what all these fucking celebrities complain about, but they don’t realize that they have created this world for themselves by accepting lots of money from all kinds of people. I just sold a post on my site for $50, I am not dissin’ anyone for being a sell-out, I am just sayin’ that being in the public eye can be really funny, especially when Paris is seen running out of a club with her ex-boyfriend Stavros the Greek heir. It’s pretty clear that when you run out of anywhere holding hand, and jump into a cab, you are setting yourself up for a serious poonin’. I have never really had an official ex girlfriend, girls usually hate themselves after they sleep with me, but I do know that it is bad news to revisit that kind of shit. I once had once bitch go crazy on me, cuz I fucked her once, and showed up at her doorstep 6 months later for another round. I didn’t realize her husband and kids were home/back from their trip to DisneyWorld, and this motherfucker got taken away in cuffs, by the cops….point of the story is once you’ve fucked it, it should be dead to you.

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2006

06

Feb

Paris Hilton Nipple Slip at Ultimate Fighting Championships

I am drunk and Paris Hilton showed her nipple at the UFC. I hate UFC, because watching people beat each other down hard disgusts me. It’s not because I am a pussy, it’s cuz violence is for retarded people and I don’t hate retards, my first girlfriend was actually a retard. We used to take long walks in the park, only I was the only one walking, she was too busy smackin’ rocks together in the sandbox. I am drunk and feeling nostalgic, fuck you.

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2006

24

Jan

Paris and A Bonbon

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The thing I hate about Paris is that she is all about annoying fucking poses. I don’t even know the bitch and I find it fucking annoying, it’s like she’s fucking zoolander and all I can think about is taking a bitch like this for dinner and everytime you look at her, she’s rockin’ cliche poses. The chances of me meeting Paris are about as slim as me taking a bitch out for dinner, I was just writing in “hypothetical situations” to prove a point. Anyway, everything Paris does, everything she says, every pose she makes is a drawn out, planned and fake, and i only like fake bitches when they are real dolls, because real dolls don’t judge me for my inability to get erections. They are happy just cuddling.

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2006

16

Jan

Kathy Hilton's Tit

Just because you’re rich doesn’t mean you have class, that’s the rumor on the street. The problem with having all the money in the world causes severe boredom issues. Boredom that only susides in the form of drug and alcohol abuse, premiscuous sex, prescription pills and wearing clothes that are designed for your fat tits. I think these lacey shirts are either supposed to be worn with a bra or the darker parts are to cover the nipple, however that is made impossible when you are a 50 year old SLAG with nipples the size of tea saucers. Very expensive and luxurious tea saucers.

These pictures were submitted by TaxiDriver

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2006

16

Jan

Kathy Hilton’s Tit

Just because you’re rich doesn’t mean you have class, that’s the rumor on the street. The problem with having all the money in the world causes severe boredom issues. Boredom that only susides in the form of drug and alcohol abuse, premiscuous sex, prescription pills and wearing clothes that are designed for your fat tits. I think these lacey shirts are either supposed to be worn with a bra or the darker parts are to cover the nipple, however that is made impossible when you are a 50 year old SLAG with nipples the size of tea saucers. Very expensive and luxurious tea saucers.

These pictures were submitted by TaxiDriver

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2005

24

Feb

I am – Paris Hilton Email

Well if you thought this scandal would end with the topless lesbian cell phone pictures, celebrity phone book and personal notebook then you would have been wrong. The scandal surronding the hacking of Paris Hilton’s sidekick is about to get bigger. Everyone it seems forgot that she has those t-mobile email/text messages on the server as well as the other stuff. And now we have got several of these emails.But the reason these caught our attention is that three of the emails are between Lindsay Lohan and Paris. And as you all know by now, we are “THE HOME OF LOHAN”. I found it odd that Lindsay gossips to paris about Jessica than ends with god bless. I also want to let any celebrity know that I am available for any drug cases as I am every expercienced in this field. Because of Jesus I have gotten more than one 4 am call asking me to bail him out.

Date: Sun, 2 Jan 2005 22:28:25 -0800 Show full headers
From Lindsay Lohan
To Paris
Subject Private

Jessica simpson was just totally doing blow in bathroom @ bar downstairs of shoreclub
-god bless
lindsaylohan

More Paris Emails, News and Sidekick launch party pictures
AFTER THE JUMP

Date: Sun, 20 Feb 2005 04:20:39 -0500 Show full headers
From Jay
To
Subject Hi, Paris

Quick note to let you know that you’re absolutely gorgeous.

Jay

Date: Wed, 25 Aug 2004 23:19:39 +0000 GMT Show full headers
From Simonrex
To Paris
Subject …..

U are the best fuck ever. I’m getting hard thinkin about your body
Sent wirelessly via BlackBerry from T-Mobile.

Date: Wed, 8 Dec 2004 17:48:40 -0800 Show full headers
From Lindsay Lohan
To Paris Hilton
Subject Re: Didn’t see

Lip syncher…. HAVE SOMEONE SET HER UP DOING COKE
On Wed, 8 Dec 2004 5:39 pm, Paris Hilton wrote:
>Ashley just won female artist of the year and everyone booed her
>so fukin funny
>–parishilton
-lindsaylohan

Date: Sat, 11 Dec 2004 17:39:23 -0500 Show full headers
From Dillinger
To Paris Hilton
Subject Re: Fw:daz

Kool baby …….would u wannna rap on 1of my songs 4 my new album.. A song called
Tow up from tha floo up…3vodka
Daz Dillinger…….

Date: Sun, 12 Dec 2004 01:59:23 +0000 GMT Show full headers
From Guy O
To Paris Hilton
Subject Re: Hey babe

you don’t need to let people know that your stoned and drunk.. It is not attractive.. Well, not attractive to the right type of people.. Secondly, you don’t need to write a letter to someone you care about while stoned… Its not always the best time to share your feelings… Its better to be clearminded in these situations…
There’s a few things we need to talk about that would actualy be good to discuss seeing that new years is around the corner and it would be a good way to start the new year… Don’t stress yourself out.. Move forward knowing you won’t make the same mistakes again… And that if you make certain changes in your life (which we will discuss) great things, boys, rewards, and so on will be coming your way… I share my opinion with you without judgement.. You should do whatever makes you happy.. I am only simply giving you my perspective with love. As I did when I first met you many many years ago.

Fred Durst you homo

Date: Tue, 16 Nov 2004 09:14:28 -0800 Show full headers
From Wfd
To Paris Hilton
Subject Re:

So much it hurts me that you just vanished! You are my heart. You told me so many things about how much you loved me and I was the one. Remember I have been in the mountains recording since I last saw you. I come to LA for two days today then back to the woods until christmas. I know you love me and haven’t been able to replace me!! I haven’t fucking shaved since I saw you! I’ve been in a depression. But more clear than ever.
wfd

Date: Sun, 2 Jan 2005 22:28:25 -0800 Show full headers
From Lindsay Lohan
To Paris
Subject Private

Jessica simpson was just totally doing blow in bathroom @ bar downstairs of shoreclub
-god bless
lindsaylohan

Date: Mon, 3 Jan 2005 00:52:46 -0800 Show full headers
From Lindsay Lohan
To Paris Hilton
Subject Re: Private

Saw her in bathroom w. 6 girls wiping her nose I was in shock and my driver told doc my bodyguard that she was asking for it when she was here 2 months ago! I was lioke no, he was like yes she was and then I saw her and nick fighting and he was looking up her nose and she came out b4 the other girls that she was w.
On Mon, 3 Jan 2005 12:40 am, Paris Hilton wrote:
>How do u know?
>–parishilton
-god bless
lindsaylohan

Dont believe it? Screen shots 1 2 3

Via the Dilly

UPDATE: Don’t believe it? A Socialite’s Life digs deeper

Screen caps of emails to mark (mark philippoussis…the australian tennis player)

NEWS:
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More pics from the sidekick launch party

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