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2007

19

Oct

I am – Lindsay Lohan’s Hot Tit of the Day

I love Lohan and I love her tits. I am not sure why, because I don’t find her that hot, but for some reason I decided to stalk her years ago and since then have wanted to K-Fed her. It probably won’t ever happen, because I am lazy and she’s pretty much untouchable but it’s a good idea in theory.

The good news is that she has no standards either and is dating some fat snowboarding cunt that no one’s ever heard of who was left his fiance to starfuck Lohan, without realizing that Lohan will be onto the next dick as soon as it falls inside her unprotected. Leaving him alone, heart broken and HIV Positive.

I found his fiance that he left for Lohan and tried to convince her to work with me on destroying this couple, because I have personal interest in seeing this never amount to anything. This is what I wrote her:

i run drunkenstepfather.com. I’ve been stalking lohan for years and I am capable of ruining lives through my site. We could do some SERIOUS damage if you’re up for it…it will be funny.

Let me know because I would totally marry you or be your rebound if it mean good publicity and let’s face it, it’s not like you’re getting married to anyone else anytime soon. Think about it.

With Love

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

She never answered back.

Check Out The Fiance’s Myspace

Related Posts:

Lohan’s Hot Tits in a Blue Dress Pictures
Lohan’s Hard Nipples in a T-Shirt in Rehab
Lohan Pickin Her Wedgie and Showing Off Her Tits in a Bikini
Lohan Tits in a White Bikini

Posted in:Boob|cleavage|Lindsay Lohan|Tit|Unsorted

2007

19

Oct

I am – Lindsay Lohan's Hot Tit of the Day

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I love Lohan and I love her tits. I am not sure why, because I don’t find her that hot, but for some reason I decided to stalk her years ago and since then have wanted to K-Fed her. It probably won’t ever happen, because I am lazy and she’s pretty much untouchable but it’s a good idea in theory.

The good news is that she has no standards either and is dating some fat snowboarding cunt that no one’s ever heard of who was left his fiance to starfuck Lohan, without realizing that Lohan will be onto the next dick as soon as it falls inside her unprotected. Leaving him alone, heart broken and HIV Positive.

I found his fiance that he left for Lohan and tried to convince her to work with me on destroying this couple, because I have personal interest in seeing this never amount to anything. This is what I wrote her:

i run drunkenstepfather.com. I’ve been stalking lohan for years and I am capable of ruining lives through my site. We could do some SERIOUS damage if you’re up for it…it will be funny.

Let me know because I would totally marry you or be your rebound if it mean good publicity and let’s face it, it’s not like you’re getting married to anyone else anytime soon. Think about it.

With Love

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

She never answered back.

Check Out The Fiance’s Myspace

Related Posts:

Lohan’s Hot Tits in a Blue Dress Pictures
Lohan’s Hard Nipples in a T-Shirt in Rehab
Lohan Pickin Her Wedgie and Showing Off Her Tits in a Bikini
Lohan Tits in a White Bikini

Posted in:Boob|cleavage|Lindsay Lohan|Tit|Unsorted

2006

10

Feb

Post-Pregnancy: Britney Tit

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I have said it before, I like to repeat myself, because I never remember who I said it to. It could have been on this site, but my archives got fucked in the move, unlike me, I never get fucked, and when I do, it’s by something you wouldn’t want to get fucked by and it’s really not by choice, but that’s no the point of this story. Pregnancy is the worse STD a bitch can get, I know all you anti-abortion jesus lovers are thinking “pregnancy is beautiful, it’s what keeps our religion alive”. But I come from a different school of thought and that is that kids follow you around for life, they mooch off you and cost you money, you have no control as to whether they are going to be cute or not, they never respect you and most importantly, they destroy your body, there’s no full recovery. I’m talking nothing ever fully whips back into shape, not the assaulted cooter, not the milk-bag feeding sack titties, not the belly or the ass…it may look like it does sometimes, but that’s just smoke and mirrors. Now, look at Britney’s nipple, the fucker is bigger than my head. You can’t tell me this shit’s sexy, in two years from now, she’ll write a memoir and in it, it will say “I wish K-Fed only gave me herpes, not herpes and a baby, ya’ll”. That’s my fucking story.

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2006

10

Feb

Tori Spelling's Large Nipple

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Isn’t this bitch pregnant or something, oh that’s right, no one really cares about her and no one ever did. Everyone gave her slack for being the daughter of “Dallas” or whatever fuckin’ show made Aaron Spelling the biggest TV producer in the 70’s, 80’s and 90’s. It’s not that I give a fuck about spoiled bitches, I actually like how they let their angst dominate their lives, and think it’s the center of the whole universe. I also like the fact that they always turn to drugs, mainly cocaine, sometime heroin or scprits. I like that they are always the victims, meanwhile they had everything they want growing up. I can just imagine how much of a cunt Tori was to her latina maid/nanny. I can also imagine how much of a cunt she was when she demanded to be on daddy’s show. And it’s really turning me on. Unlike her tit, that she’s busted, the nipple’s too big for the tit, and I always thought she had implants, if bitch had implants, nothin’ would be aimin to the ground. Stop focusing on the tits, you useless fuck, and let’s try to have a meaningful conversation.

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2006

10

Feb

Tori Spelling’s Large Nipple

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Isn’t this bitch pregnant or something, oh that’s right, no one really cares about her and no one ever did. Everyone gave her slack for being the daughter of “Dallas” or whatever fuckin’ show made Aaron Spelling the biggest TV producer in the 70’s, 80’s and 90’s. It’s not that I give a fuck about spoiled bitches, I actually like how they let their angst dominate their lives, and think it’s the center of the whole universe. I also like the fact that they always turn to drugs, mainly cocaine, sometime heroin or scprits. I like that they are always the victims, meanwhile they had everything they want growing up. I can just imagine how much of a cunt Tori was to her latina maid/nanny. I can also imagine how much of a cunt she was when she demanded to be on daddy’s show. And it’s really turning me on. Unlike her tit, that she’s busted, the nipple’s too big for the tit, and I always thought she had implants, if bitch had implants, nothin’ would be aimin to the ground. Stop focusing on the tits, you useless fuck, and let’s try to have a meaningful conversation.

Posted in:Boob|Nipple|Tori Spelling|Unsorted

2006

08

Feb

Heather Graham's Stretch Mark and Nip

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Ever since I was little, I knew I would have a huge impact on society. I knew that I would find an audience and make a difference. If you are wondering what difference I have made in your life, it’s simple, nothin of substance or importance, nothing that will get you laid. I have just brought you my useless stories that you probably can’t draw much insight from, because there’s not a whole lot of insight there to begin with. But it doesn’t matter, some nice guy gave me photoshop and I cropped a pic of Heather Graham’s tits so that you can see Nipple and Stretch Marks. I am all for imperfections and nipple slips, that’s why I love Heather Graham and used to jerk off to her in Boogy Nights when my dick still worked. Yes, I feel like a loser for sitting here learning photoshop to produce these images, but I guess no one can really feel like a loser when they are in your company. You’re one of those ppl the losers hang out with to look cool….either way I know this was lame, but isn’t most of what I do??

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2006

08

Feb

Heather Graham’s Stretch Mark and Nip

1 Comment »

Ever since I was little, I knew I would have a huge impact on society. I knew that I would find an audience and make a difference. If you are wondering what difference I have made in your life, it’s simple, nothin of substance or importance, nothing that will get you laid. I have just brought you my useless stories that you probably can’t draw much insight from, because there’s not a whole lot of insight there to begin with. But it doesn’t matter, some nice guy gave me photoshop and I cropped a pic of Heather Graham’s tits so that you can see Nipple and Stretch Marks. I am all for imperfections and nipple slips, that’s why I love Heather Graham and used to jerk off to her in Boogy Nights when my dick still worked. Yes, I feel like a loser for sitting here learning photoshop to produce these images, but I guess no one can really feel like a loser when they are in your company. You’re one of those ppl the losers hang out with to look cool….either way I know this was lame, but isn’t most of what I do??

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2006

03

Feb

Desperately Seeking Love Hewitt's Nipple

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For as long as I can remember, people have wanted to see these tits. I don’t think this officially counts as seein the nipple, but whatever, desperate losers everywhere have been taking screenshots from movies, just hoping, one day, they will see a slip, or something. I guess this is the closest thing, but too bad it’s a shadow. I once had a dog named shadow, he was very loyal and would wake me up my licking my feet. I felt so guilty when I had to kill him and eat him, but it was him or me, and we were in Mexico, that kind of thing isn’t frowned upon. I wonder if anyone actually reads my posts….

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2006

03

Feb

Desperately Seeking Love Hewitt’s Nipple

15 Comments »

For as long as I can remember, people have wanted to see these tits. I don’t think this officially counts as seein the nipple, but whatever, desperate losers everywhere have been taking screenshots from movies, just hoping, one day, they will see a slip, or something. I guess this is the closest thing, but too bad it’s a shadow. I once had a dog named shadow, he was very loyal and would wake me up my licking my feet. I felt so guilty when I had to kill him and eat him, but it was him or me, and we were in Mexico, that kind of thing isn’t frowned upon. I wonder if anyone actually reads my posts….

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2006

24

Jan

Alexis Dziena See Through

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She is 21, and we can see her nipples. She’s on a show called Invasion. I have never seen invasion. I don’t own a TV. Her name is retarded, but I can see her nipples, so that is good enough for me. My new love is small tits with large nipples. I am still sick from ski country and I am not hear to entertain you. The small tits with large nipples are here for that.

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