Pedophile Archives Archive - DrunkenStepFather.com

2010

19

Apr

Gameshow Host of the Day

I love old Game Shows. I like how the hosts are usually drunken perverts. It adds a little more flavor to TV than what we’re stuck with today. Now, I’m not sure what the fuck is going on in this video or whether this clip is old or new, but I do know the whole thing is creepy, awkward and fucking amazing….I wonder where Fergie Olver is today and whether he ever got to have sex with one of these 10 year olds who really wanted to win like he always wanted….or maybe this is just how people treated kids before we were scared to talk to them because people are so fucking uptight now and who knows what is deemed appropriate or not…

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2010

09

Mar

America Supports Pedophiles of the Day

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I know you probably won’t care about this, but Lewis Carroll, the guy who wrote Alice in Wonderland, used to take pictures of 8 year old girls naked. If you go to his Wikipedia Page , you can see some of those pictures.

I’m not breaking this stories, I’m just reminding the public that your favorite kids story and now the most popular movie in theaters had a pretty seedy history. Sure some of the great minds used to sexualize kids, from Michael Jackson to Greek philosophers and the foundation of our society was pretty much built on 14 year old wives, and this just may be another example of how the world will just support what they are told to support, or maybe it tells us that people won’t discriminate against a person’s work based on his personal life….if it’s a good story, it’s a good story, even if a whole lot of 10 year old girls got naked in the making of it…

I guess it doesn’t matter, but Lewis Carroll is the Pedophile of the day…

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2010

26

Jan

Best Lead into a Michael Jackson Story of the Day

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Here’s some redneck, probbaly Christian piece of welfare trash, who if she stepped back for a secord and looked in the mirror would realize there is no fucking God because if there was a fucking God, he wouldn’t turn anyone into her….not even the worst fucking person out there deserves to be a half retarded redneck piece of trash who looks like something greasy, fat and drying willing to fuck anyone just to feel loved if just for a minute….

After deciphering her poverty accent, I was suprised to realize she was upset a teacher exposed her kids by explaining sex and in turn stealing their innocence…because she looks like the kind of pussy who would bed anything she could as often as she could, explaining her pregnancy she held onto for dear life, and in turn the baby she coddles cuz no cock is desperate enough to have proof that he fucked this thing follow him around for life….but then again, there is always immaculate conception…Maybe there is a god!!

The funniest shit in all this is that she thinks raising her kid in the church, hiding the real life sex issues and sheltering her trash is gonna make her daughter defy statistics that state redneck pussy gets knocked up the first time at 14 and has a family of 3 by 18. Idiots.

Either way, the story made for good lead in to the MJ story…

Posted in:Michael Jackson|Pedophile

2009

06

Aug

Anna Paquin Acting Like a 5 Year Old for the Pedophiles of the Day

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For those of you who spend hours watching the little girls on your block learning how to ride their bike, here’s something a little less creepy for you to get off to. Sure Anna Paquin isn’t 5 or 6, but she’s doing the best she can to look like she is. Maybe it’s her personal fight against sex offenders, or maybe she just does it cuz she never had a childhood after being forced to see Harvey Keitel’s dick in the movie The Piano. It’s one of those things you can never live down and leave you playing with barbies til you’re 40, but not the same way you play with barbies, you weird fuck.

Either way, she’s engaged to her co-star on True Blood (publicity stunt), cuz there’s no way anyone would marry a face like that. Fuck it, sure, but marry? That’s a whole other ballgame…

Here are those pics of her biking like a 5 year old for you really weird motherfuckers I wish didn’t work as bus drivers, school teachers, priests but also seem to……

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2008

27

Oct

I am – Not this Ice Cream Truck Driver of the Day

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With a name like DrunkenStepfather and content like mine, that sometimes makes sexual references to 16 year old girls who look like the mature kind of 16 year olds who are out giving blowjobs already, I do not promote sex offenders. Sure 14 is legal in Canada, or at least in my part of Canada, so I’ve never broken any laws in regards to the shit, but I am also a firm believer that if you aren’t 18, you should not be taking pictures of you topless, in your bra, doing amateur porn or any of that shit, because it always gets out there and it makes me a criminal for watching it. I never ask girls who are under 18 for nude pictures, or to get nude, even if they are drunk in a club and starving for male attention. So this ice cream truck driver is not me, despite what a reader who emailed me thought.

For the record, if I was a sex offender, I would be way more creative to get girls to flash me than to offer them ice cream or ask them to come to my van to check out my puppies, that shit’s too cliche, I’d just promise to introduce them to Miley Cyrus, but in his defense, he seems to be from Africa and in Africa girls are married and having kids by the time they are 13, or at least that’s what I’ve been told.

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2008

06

Oct

Soulja Boy Brings 10 Year old Girls Backstage of the D

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Soulja Boy did what any famous teenager would do and that’s bring a group of 10 year olds who find his nipples hot backstage because dude likes them young because backstage is the magical place where the artists get the groupies to do real bad things. I heard after this video was shot, Soulja Boy went on to wine them and dine them with his extensive Barbie collection and lured them back to his hotel room to see his new puppy. Any way you look at this shit, it’s fuckin’ creepy and awkward and criminal as far as I’m concerned and I can’t think of a better way to start up the week, other than staying in bed and not wasting my time updating this bullshit site while I could be watching Point Break, the best movie of all time, in case you were wondering.

This reminds me of a Soulja Boy joke my stepdaughter told me, that goes like this. Who does Soulja Boy invite to the after party, and you’re supposed to say YOOOOOOUUUU like that stupid superman that ho song, when in reality he invites ten year old and the worse thing about all this is that you are jealous. YOOOOUUUUU sick fuck.

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2008

24

Apr

Holland TV Host Pedophile of the Day

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Someone emailed me this video of some TV host in Holland who got a little too close to a little boy during a duet they performed together. I guess it could be the passion that one feels when singing with someone else, or maybe dude is just into little boys and wants the world to know because he’s tired of hiding it but I am going to say that shit is just a joke and a better joke than anything that airs on American TV because in America everything is censored and sex with little boys is so wrong that we can’t joke around about it. Now, I totally agree that sex with little boys is completely wrong and sick but I also know that it goes down and we should be able to laugh about it.

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