With all the 15 minutes of shame or what others are calling No Fun Club and Cancel Culture going on, it’s safe to say that the internet doesn’t forget…people are digging through blog archives, song lyrics, celeb interviews, looking for times they faltered or said something that by today’s standards would be racy or offensive….Norman Lear and his Archie Bunker character who drops the N-Bomb at least once has not yet gone down…but they got Carl Reiner….who’s next?

Point being, internet doesn’t forget works in all of our favor when it doesn’t involve unemployed activists trying to take down people…between taking spread asshole pics for their only fans….so that they can be vapid celebrities that are one day taken down too….

So when the internet works in our favor, we get to revisit NUDE photos of whoever had they nude photo uploaded to the internet….and today’s old nude making a comeback is Rita Ora’s great tits, tits that really gave her a career, because despite saying she’s a popstar or a singer, we’ve never heard her sing, but we have seen her tits, and her tits are great enough to get invited to all the hollywood events…and even to some hollywood bedrooms…keeping the UK Kosovo Albanian around…

So here they are in a pic that is recircling…it’s not new, but it’s not bad…

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Rita Ora is pretty bold rocking her cornrows like she was born in the Caribbean…especially in this era of Black Lives Mattering that I am going to assume she’s a part of, despite being from the UK, where the immigrants and minorities have free schooling, free health care, like in Canada…and can’t really worry about the plight of the American Black Man because of the color of their skin, because the American black man has it fucking worse…

But yeah, corn rows, braids, dreads, eating Jamaican Patties in Public….all risky fucking behavior that can bite you in the ass.

I assume she’s trying to get cancelled, just to get people to talk about her, I mean the topless selfies from a bitch who is always posting up her tits from every angle to get noticed, despite pretending she’s a pop star who should only need to use her meaningful music to spread her talent and word and the tits an after shot rather than the ONLY thing we know about her…because despite the olive skin, I don’t think Rita Ora is mixed race….I think she’s Alabian from Kosovo…. which aren’t even the blacks of Europe, Sicilians are…but here she is appropriating….the fucking nerve…

Hot tits though.

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I still don’t know what Rita Ora, I mean they tell us she’s a popstar, but she’s probably the most famous/least successful popstar in existence. You know very popular but not for her music, but people assume she makes music, because she keeps pushing that on us, and we sort of just sit back and let her run her mouth with her lies because she’s got a rockin’ set of tits….

If anything, she may be able to sing, which isn’t saying much, since computers can make ANYONE popular able to sing, they can computerize that shit and make a pop song out of it, so whether she can sing or not is irrelevant….

She’s got a good marketing hustle, with a hot body like this, it’s probably an easy to execute marketing hustle…go to the parties, fuck the right dudes and pretend to date them, work the paparazzi, eventually host events, get brand deals, people follow her on IG so she must be relevant…and most importantly…use those tits you’ve been given, they are good tits…and what I’d assume account for 80 percent of her fan base because without the tits, is Rita Ora still a compelling figure, since with the tits, she’s barely a compelling figure…who cares….she looks good and has an ass too…is it the weekend yet? All this shit rots my fucking brain.

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Rita Ora may be a bottom feeding celebrity that no one has ever really officially heard of, at least no one that I know, but I know a lot of homeless indigenous people, it’s a Canadian thing…we get drunk together….so they’re not really on the smart phones or social media…but should be.

She’s basically been a set of tits that can sing well enough to get signed by Jay Z’s illuminati entertainment company, only to be kicked off because Rihanna wasn’t down for the competition. There’s only enough room from one person of that TONE skin color….and really Rita Ora always seemed to be some Rihanna impersonator from a Cruise ship.

She fucked a Kardashian, some DJs, went to every party, sometimes multiple per day, was in the media, the paparazzi and yet the songstress who probably identifies as a popstar and who probably has a ton of money despite having done nothing, still hasn’t had a song I’ve ever heard of.

So here she is all FAMOUS in theory, not sure what she’s famous for besides her tits, yet she STIL lhas to do desperate pics like this for likes.

It’s pretty funny for all the whores out there who are getting naked on IG to get ahead, because clearly once they are ahead, as RITA ORA’s following is greater than their dream following is in their head, you know, their TARGET number when they’ve considered that they are making it…yet RITA ORA still REEKS of desparation with pics like this.

It’s a once a HO always a HO situation, not that exploiting your awesome tits is HOING, it’s just that Rita Ora probably likes the attention she gets when she’s more PROVOCATIVE, if anything it’s the way to propel herself forward…to bigger and better things…

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Rita Ora is twerking her fat ass…barely…but I guess when you’re a set of tits that lack star power despite having all those followers…you do what you can to get noticed, talked about, and instinctively it’s all about going backwards…tapping into your inner sex worker…or whore as I like to call them because I am a traditionalist….but as the whores take over and whoring is normalized and seen as a way to get followers you can monetize, and as girls are selling anal sex or gangbang videos on their 18th birthday as a right of passage, like regular everyday girls who in your era would have worked at TCBY are selling big dick in their ass porn clips on their 18th birthday…a little Rita Ora trying to stay relevant booty gyration is G-Rated….

The funniest thing about Rita Ora is that she came up as a popstar, that’s how people found her and how she got to the parties, yet no one I know has ever heard her sing…therefore not quite a popstar and more a set of tits on instagram…which I guess is rewarded the same way nowadays.

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Rita Ora is a titty model who forgets she’s a titty model and pretends to be a pop star or singing…I guess it seems more high profile, or like it requires more talent than being a titty model, despite titty modelling being the most interesting thing she can do. No song will outdo these tits…it’s like meeting a stripper who tells you she’s a entrepreneur because she’s got a tanning salon or some shit…that makes no money and is financed by her stripping…you gotta remember who you are and what your tits mean to the big picture…if you have big tits just ride it out the whole music thing that has been failing is just over achieving.

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When you’ve really only had success because of your rockin’ tits, you have to take a step back and look at the big picture and realize that, you have only had success because of your rockin’ tits, so you better show off those rockin tits, to ensure that people still remember you after this COVID thing is said and done, since there’s no events to consistently be at…

I think it’s a good strategy, at least for Rita Ora, and it has worked out nicely for her. She’s been able to secure a record deal, pretend she’s a popstar, all without ever having a hit song….I mean I don’t even know if she’s signed to a label…she was back in the day, but Rihanna hated her for mooching and stepping on her toys and gave the label an ultimatum….this bitch or her, and they chose her, obviously, she’s Rihanna.

So Ora as she tried navigating on her own to make that pop dream happen realized “people really like my tits, I’ll keep showing those and that one hit wonder song I crave will happen because I’ll have all those people who like my tits to listen to my song, inflate my numbers and give the illusion that I matter”..

It’s the tits get hits system. Just because their shit has millions of views, doesn’t mean it’s cuz it’s good, but it does usually mean it’s cuz of the tits…so use those tits, like Rita Ora uses her tits, and your dreams can come true to…assuming your tits aren’t like my tits, a product of obesity, low testosterone and internet-ing…

Anyway, when bored in quarantine, what is a bottom feeder to do…show her tits..exactly…keep it coming girl.

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I randomly came across Rita Ora’s instagram when looking for tits to post on this bullshit site no one reads but that I am in the routine of updating, even though they say if you do the same thing over and over and expect different results you’re crazy, despite not expecting any results, I just do it cuz I don’t know what else to do with myself..

While 7-10 minutes ago (depending on how long it took me to write this), Rita Ora posted a slutty tribute set to a shitty song – PRESS MUTE – to celebrate Earth Day…because I guess Celebrating the EARTH is about CELEBRATING yourself when you’re a narcissitic cunt with great tits who thinks she can be a pop star, despite 10 years of trying to be a popstar, and not actually having any hits…

Her MONTAE is a few slutty over the shoulder butt shots, her on her COMPUTER, cuz nothing says SAVE the Earth like a computer….

Fucking idiot…

Humans are the VIRUS, the earth is finally chilling nice and relaxed with 50% less air polution cuz of lockdown…we killed this thing we call home like the assholes we are…and the best thing for the planet is the death of all the useless fucks…coupled with the ELECTRIC car.

Point being…this Earth day video should have been her fucking some dirt…and it’s not.

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