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2015

09

Oct

Rita Ora is a Mermaid of the Day

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Rita Ora dressed like a mermaid because she want’s you to think she’s some kind of majestic….mystical….mythical.. Siren…

You know the kind of half fish, half woman to seduce your pirate ass…

When really the only thing Siren about her is the fishy smell coming out of her cunt…because all the rich and famous executives and producers she’s had sex with…didn’t require much seduction…they saw young tits, and were like, ok…here’s a deal…

But let her pretend…she’s not some gutter street level hooker…but rather something with a bigger purpose…because she can..

Here are some pics for her snapchats…

Here she is leaving a hotel..in a weird spandex outfit…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

29

Sep

Rita Ora’s Braless on the Internet…Obviously of the Day

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Rita Ora posted a picture of her tits….of course…that’s her hustle…because Rita Ora knows that people like tits, and her tits are great. So great, that they are probably the only reason she exists is her tits…or maybe it’s her song and dance ability because she’s just been honing her craft since a young age…really making a name for herself…changing the world like her angelic voice..on some Mariah Carey or Whitney Houston level of “what the fuck did I just hear”…only more gutter, rapper, and directly pulled from Rihanna’s catalog of work…because she a hack…and by song and dance ability I just outlined…I mean her ability to hang and suck the dicks of the right people…so solid…I assume she throws her tits into it…because how else did she make it here from the UK…to exist in America…like magic…

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2015

21

Sep

,Rita Ora’s Nipple of the Day

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Rita Ora has finally showed her nipple for attention…again…I am sure her nipples are all over the internet…but this time in the form of a “Nip Slip”…because she knows “nip slips” used to matter…

I mean, she’s been using her tits to get noticed since she first decided to come to America to be the best Rihanna impersonator around, hoping for some of her table scrabs…and that looks like it’s happened…like she got her piece of the pie…she fought so hard for…with her pie…because dudes are easy to win over…when it involves girls riding them, no matter what level of power they have in the record industry…all men are the fucking same…something I assume she established when she was a stripper dreaming of this fame she’s finally got…

TO SEE MORE FROM THE NUP SLIP CLICK HERE

TO SEE HER AT SOME EVENT IN A CRAZY PINK OUTFIT CLICK HERE

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2015

16

Sep

Rita Ora’s Ass of the Day

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Rita Ora’s marketing campaign has really been fucking the right people…and showing as much tit and ass as she can to get noticed…without looking overly desperate in attempts to replace Rihanna, by pretty much copying Rihanna, in what I would assume is an actual popstar beef, but I am too lazy to google whether Rihanna hates Rita Ora for cramping her style, or whether Rihanna loves Rita Ora, is the person behind Rita Ora after they met in Barbados on one of Rita Ora’s summer vacations with her sugar daddy, only to actually own 20% of Rita Ora, that she’ll use as a retirement plan when she gives up the music, despite begging for the world to please not stop the music…eventually, when you’re a lazy bitch and have 300 million dollars in the bank you gotta say, I’m in the mood to just kick back and relax, but it’s only smart to keep revenue coming by bitches trying to be you..

That said, Rita Ora is at fashion week, performing a lot, wearing big panties for her big ass in see through dresses…as so many girls are…it’s the style by Ora goes one step further with it…to get noticed…because she’s not compelling as an “artist” without it…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER ASS CLICK HERE

TO SEE HER PERFORMING AT FASHION WEEK CLICK HERE

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2015

09

Sep

Rita Ora’s Clickbait Song of the Day

Every one except Stephen Colbert know that TV is dead, talk shows are dead, the only people watching that shit are old and in the habit of watching TV, because even kids who watch TV, don’t bother watching nightly programming, they just fucking binge or use the internet..

So nightly talk shows are more a vehicle to produce viral stunts with celebrities, because they still have access to celebrities, and if they are well executed they get spread the fuck around, making money on youtube for these people, because that’s what matters…

The two players are redundant childhood schoolyard idiot Jimmmy “Giggles’ Fallon…and this Jimmy, who’s team emails me everyday and I just figured I’d link it, because Rihanna Impersonator with Tits is doing the rounds, singing about the biggest mistake I’ve ever made in my life…Clickbait..

Clickbait…will haunt my existence….forever…because I’ve known about it since the late 90s…in pushing internet traffic…but I never took that knowledge mainstream to make 100,000,000 or more off of it…

Instead I come here and post barely celebs singing barely songs for youtube views..a video I had nothing to do with…just to write my angry caption to it…

I’d rather be homeless.

I didn’t watch this video…so if it’s bad…blame yourselves for clicking..

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2015

31

Aug

Rita Ora’s Star Pasties of the Day

EXCLUSIVE: Rita Ora leaving NoBu in Los Angeles, Ca.

Rihanna Part 2…or Rihanna Back-Up…or Rihanna’s Busty Body Double…or Rihanna Impersonator who will call you racist for comparing her to Rihanna, because she aspires to be Rihanna, but in breaking free from being seen as a Back-Up Rihanna, in case Rihanna dies of a drug overdose, like most people, needs to use racism to get out of being seen as Rihann, even though Rihanna sees her trying to be Rihanna too, it’s just that obvious….

She goes by Rita Ora…which rhyles with Rihanna, if said fast enough, and I guess it’s just part of her marketing, like fucking producers, label people, and wearing pasties under underwear, since her tits…these tits…are a huge part of her campaign….

But that fact though…seriously…

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TO See her LEaving the Club CLICK HERE

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2015

28

Aug

Rita ORa’s Slow Motion Upskirt of the Day

I posted pics and videos of RITA ORA in concert showing her tits… …in what I read was her first concert beyond showing up to other people’s concerts for some Cameos because she’s fucking in the right circle…and/or performing at Birthday parties and Bar Mitzvah’s in the UK as Rihanna before saying “I really have something here, I am going to move to America with my DJ friend Calvin who fucks me after his local gigs, and make my dreams come true”..

Well some pervert put it in slow motion and for some reason I am compelled to post and celebrate this internet weirdness…because pasties and panties never get old…even if the person in them does…both physically and in terms of relevance…you know…

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2015

27

Aug

Rita Ora’s Panty Flash of the Day

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Rita Ora, Rihanna Impersonator and girl who fucks her way into a record deal and fan base, when not showing the paparazzi her tits, had her first American concert apparently…and the whole thing was boring, except the gratuitous titties in pasties, like some 1930s stripper, when nipples were illegal on strippers, trying to be interesting and seductive because she knows, as much as we know, that her talent alone can’t carry her, so she’s gotta keep refining her Hollywood Boulevard act to stand out amongst the Batman impersonator, the Elvis Impersonator, and the Michael Jackson impersonator, all blocking her stage in front of the Chinese theater….

Here’s a video…

Here are more pics of her Tits in Pasties CLICK HERE

Here’s a video of her in concert…

Here she is boring in concert…seriously boring in concert CLICK HERE

Here she is on a date with Wiz Khalifa CLICK HERE

Here is her see through shirt and pasties…

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2015

21

Aug

Rita Ora Dressed Late 90s of the Day

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Rita Ora keeps trying to find new ways to use her tits as a way to find her place in the world…

YOu know so that people stop referring to her as a Rihanna impersonator…something I will assume she’ll spin as being racist…in a “they think all blackish people look the same, I am my own person, who happens to play Rihanna, but it’s supposed to be subliminal”…you know when she’s not fucking rich people, and producers and whoever she can…

So I guess her wearing this late 90s, early 2000s outfit I think I’ve seen in a Rihanna Music video, was an attempt at that…and that’s all I have to say about that, which is really too much considering it’s Rita Ora…who just doesn’t matter…but who does matter…because that’s how pop culture works…

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2015

17

Aug

Rita Ora Tits of the Day

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Rita Ora is a Rihanna Impersonator…no one cares about…

But we do care about tits…and she has tits…

Tits that she wants to show off to the world…

Because tits are in style…

People love tits.

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Here is some Miley and Rita…cuz it’s a small exclusive world you can’t be part of…

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TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER TITS CLICK HERE

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