Bootleg Rihanna and girl who had sex with Taylor Swift’s boyfriend before Taylor Swift had sex with him, Rita Ora, has a new music video and I am only posting it because I want you to really absorb some of the things horrible in Pop Music and the way some grey area, not quite Nicki Minaj, not quite Rihanna, not quite Katy Perry but trying to be a horrible mix of all threee and shit is boring…and not hitting the mark…not that I’m the target market…but I do hate her more after hearing this shit.

The people want edgy, crazy, maybe even a sex change…or a sex tape, or both…not low quality music, with shitty storylines…

All I’m thinking as this goes on is whether she has an inny or outty vagina…or whether she’s got herpes or not…and how many people has she fucked to matter…from record labels to US immigration…there’s a story here…

I wish she picked her poison and it was poison…

I am only posting this because why the fuck not…my life is pathetic, I can embrace that. Maybe I need a Vanity Fair cover…In more interesting news…Family Guy predicted Bruce Jenner being a woman…

Here’s some Jeopardy Contestants not knowing anything about Canada…even though Trebek is Canadian…

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Rita Ora wore yellow pants…because I guess she’s got a UTI or Kidney infection that has led to her being unable to control her bladder…from all the sex with random men on her quest to get as famous as Rihanna, while copying Rihanna, in a way that has kind of worked, even if her biggest claim to fame isn’t her music, her fat ass and tits, but the fact that Taylor Swift is fucking her producer/DJ exboyfriend…meaning Taylor Swift likely has any of the diseases she’s caught on her quest to the top…that Taylor Swift probably already had…since her roster of dudes she’s fucked are all dirtbags who have fucked everyone…

Not that Rita Ora, her yellow pants, or ass matter…she looks like Kelly Osbourne and is overrated….but I’ll still stare…because why the fuck not…

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Rita Ora has tits..tits that got her a record deal…and tits that still exist to this very day…that she flaunts as often as she can because she’s growing her fan base and what better way to grow it…when all you have going for you is tits…and I guess a great Rihanna impersonation…because that is where they found her right? On the side of the street reenacting the Umbrella song ?…Or is that just the rumor…

I mean these girls are all prettey fucking interchangeable…but this one’s making moves…that I don’t mind staring at…

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I love me some Rihanna impersonators in some unbreathable fabric pants…because I like when shit gets steamy and has no where to go….even if it is on bootleg celebrities…who are better suited for showing off her tits…than her ass….but I’ll still look because I am pathetic…and I guess so are you…

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Bootleg Rihanna,…who also goes by the name Rita Ora…was walking around in her fitness gear…something that I guess would be more erotic if her fitness gear involved slutty booty shorts..like all the instagram fitness models I assume people are jerking off to…but that her doughy thickness may appreciate spandex pants a little more because it covers up and shapes her…but I guess what she really wishes is that they had magical powers and turned her into Rihanna…because that is pretty much what everything she does is telling me she’s after…

All this to say, who cares about Rita Ora…all these tricks are interchangeable…at least that’s what the black rappers who feature them in their songs are thinking…

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Here’s a little Rita Ora for some magazine I’ve never heard of…not doing what Rita Ora has been known to do..and that’s show off her big fucking tits…in efforts to kick Rihanna off the top of the light skinned pop star game…

I figure if she’s about to do any media, it should involve more excitement, because this is just boring…yet I am drawn to post it…but in my defence, my life is boring, all these pics I post are boring, and boring is what I fucking do…so it’s in my fucking wheelhouse…

But this would be better if it took a little more of a scandalous, artistic nude, hipster angle…that instagram has made so famous…

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Rita Ora is a Rihanna impersonator who normally posts pictures of her tits, that’s how she gets noticed….but today the papaprazzi took those pics for her as she wore a see through as fuck shirt…reminding me that Rita Ora is still one of the best Rihanna impersonators…and if it all works out, and it kind of already is…she may be a Rihanna of her own…with impersonators of her own….who wear see through shirts of their owm…so that I can stare at their tits…

All this to say, no matter how famous you are…tits are good for business….and more importantly…good for me to learn to respect you with…

Half naked…is a good strategy…

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