Rita Ora wore this outfit last week, that was far too tight for her chubby body, and I guess the seams gave out because as we know, sweatshop made clothing no matter what the price point, if in a few sizes too small will split…I’ve seen this happen to fat women many times and it is all equally funny, I am just bummed that Rita was on her period and wearing panties, because all I see here is a lost opportunity for a red eye – anus flash..which is really all I am interested in looking at when a girl is in this position…because the anus is the gateway into a woman’s soul…obviously…and the place I don’t mind licking but only because I want my cause of death to be eColi….it’s just makes for a nice obituary “died from eating some poorly wiped girl’s asshole”…

Either way, wardrobe Malfunction – the most PG 13, elementary school, cartoon-like joke- way…

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Rita Ora was at some event…because she’s always at an event. It’s her everyday hustle because the more people see her big tits, the more they will think she actually matters and is an actual talent who deserves everyone’s money and fame and fortune…because she feels like she deserves everyone’s money and fame and fortune…it’s called being an egotistical and entitled cunt…who is talented enough for the execs to shove ideas in her head that she’s more important than she is – because they need to make money when Rihanna’s not touring…and they might as well do it with this one.

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I guess Rita Ora, the latest it girl, who has been trying really fucking hard, I’m talking as hard as her nipples, to be an it girl, since being scooped up in the UK to be the next Rihanna, a bunch of years ago, to which she just kind of lingered around never really securing anything major, until realizing that if she collabs with any of the bigger names, people will start to notice and as long as she dresses appropriately for the paparazzi, focusing on her key assets, she’ll be fine…and get where she needs to be….

I mean, I’m sure she’s had millions in the bank this entire time, but these girls want more than just a record deal, they want to be the next big thing, the Gaga, or Katy Perry, or whoever the flimsy artist with shitty marketable music of the time is…and I guess Rita Ora is on pace for that…or at least she’s trying and I kind of appreciate the way she’s trying…because nipples..

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I went to a party a while ago because I had no choice. I generally don’t like leaving my house ever. But when vagina you can potentially get to sit on your face despite all your setbacks like obesity, marriage and poverty calls…sometimes…you do things you don’t want to.

At this party, a group of girls all dressed in oversized jerseys and shorts, who looked like ridiculous clowns who didn’t have time to clean up after their stage show, pretty much like Rita Ora in these pics, were not very nice to me….despite being what looked like the handicapped people at the event, it turned out they were the snobby pretentious fashionista acting bitches, because apparently, this is a style, despite how dumb it looks…

Now I may be out of touch, but I know one thing, and that is whether a hot girl looks hot, or if she looks like a white boy trying to be hood, in the 90s…which didn’t look gangster then and doesn’t look gangster now…

Under all their stupid outfits was hot, thin models…and I just thought falling into this streetwear trend that is so fucking dumb, was tragic…these should be short tight denim shorts…seriously…

Oh well…you can see some panty..

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Rita Ora performed at V Fest in the UK and I guess was pretty happy about how her ass looked while twerking on stage, because she posted a picture of it on Instagram, something that I guess makes sense, because anyone performing on stage is a specific level of vain and self involved, that they think the world wants to see them at all times, and it turns out she was right about this one, because this Rihanna replacement is really working hard towards winning out to Rihanna, and she’s finally getting places, and if those places involve ass shaking in pants less outfits…I am sold on her and everything she does…it’s just too bad she’s too famous for self shot porn…I feel like she’d excel at that, but I guess what girl doesn’t…

Rita Ora may or may not be the future, and here’s her ass.

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Iggy Azalea’s storyline annoys me. I am just not a believer that any girl packaged as a rapper for the white suburban girl market who has achieved this level of success with her dumpy fat ass and stupid lyrics…

But I am a believer of Rita Ora’s big silly tits…in costume.

Here they are shitting on Kill Bill.

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Rita Ora is penetrating the fashion world like she’s let music producers and record labels penetrate her…all in efforts to be the next Rihanna…

Something that could have happened, had Rihanna really fallen off into a world of crazy, but didn’t happen because Rihanna still makes the label a ton of money and they don’t really need to market her stand-in…or shadow…so her shadow..just wonders the VIP events, making friends, showing off tits, and hoping someday something hits and she has those hits she dreams of…

In the meantime, she’s showing off her big tits for Roberto Cavalli…just not quite enough because I can’t see her nipples…

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Our good friend Rita Ora, who some of you may say we’ve never met, so how could she be our good friend, and you’re right, but I don’t leave my house, I talk to a pug all day, and figure this is the internet, I can pretend she’s my good friend if I want to, what are you gonna do, arrest me…or shun me for the lies…I mean I used to pretend I was an 18 year old girl and make old men sext me before calling them gay after breaking the news to them…before realizing that it was pretty gay that I was pretending to be a girl and sexting dudes…

Either way, Rita Ora was brought in as a back-up Rihanna in the event Riahnna crashed and burned. She hasn’t done much yet, and everything she does seems like an Rihanna impersonation, you know practice for when she has to work Hollywood Boulevard after all the rich men she dates dump her cuz she’s old and not Rihanna…

She’s wearing her Jeremy Scott for Moschino fetish gear in public, and I dig it…so let The Rihanna impersonation continue!!

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Rita Ora is the busty UK popstar who was brought to America to replace Rihanna, you know the stand-in Rihanna for the label once Rihanna either dies, kills herself or needs to disappear back to the islands when the powers that be decide her work is done…

But like at shadows, or whatever they are called, you know the back-up replacement, waiting for the star to die off, Rita Ora is getting feisty and eager to have some success on her own…

And I guess, her music, that I don’t think I’ve ever heard isn’t’ doing it for her, so now she’s turned to publicity stunts paid for by Calvin Klein, because this is a publicity stunt paid for by Calvin Klein, making her a hooker, in a different capacity…but still a hooker and I guess get paid when you can..and when it involves stripping…that’s good, honest work to me….

It’s safe to say when brands are paying girls to strip…the world is headed in the right direction..

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It’s too bad that Terry Richardson isn’t actually a creep, he’s a professional who everyone I know who has shot with him has said is nothing but a professional, he just takes perverted pictures that are actually pretty boring compared to what it used to be…

I would have loved to hear stories about Rita Ora being throat fucked and cummed all over by Terry like like she probably already has when she was starting her career…a career that has not been very monumental, but has instead just been a waiting game for Rihanna’s drug overdose….you know where she’s dating successful producers and trying to make hits…but probably seeing her best work…in see through shirts like she was Rihanna, cuz nipples are in, and I guess the only thing she has over Rihanna is some tits.

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