I went to a party a while ago because I had no choice. I generally don’t like leaving my house ever. But when vagina you can potentially get to sit on your face despite all your setbacks like obesity, marriage and poverty calls…sometimes…you do things you don’t want to.

At this party, a group of girls all dressed in oversized jerseys and shorts, who looked like ridiculous clowns who didn’t have time to clean up after their stage show, pretty much like Rita Ora in these pics, were not very nice to me….despite being what looked like the handicapped people at the event, it turned out they were the snobby pretentious fashionista acting bitches, because apparently, this is a style, despite how dumb it looks…

Now I may be out of touch, but I know one thing, and that is whether a hot girl looks hot, or if she looks like a white boy trying to be hood, in the 90s…which didn’t look gangster then and doesn’t look gangster now…

Under all their stupid outfits was hot, thin models…and I just thought falling into this streetwear trend that is so fucking dumb, was tragic…these should be short tight denim shorts…seriously…

Oh well…you can see some panty..

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Rita Ora performed at V Fest in the UK and I guess was pretty happy about how her ass looked while twerking on stage, because she posted a picture of it on Instagram, something that I guess makes sense, because anyone performing on stage is a specific level of vain and self involved, that they think the world wants to see them at all times, and it turns out she was right about this one, because this Rihanna replacement is really working hard towards winning out to Rihanna, and she’s finally getting places, and if those places involve ass shaking in pants less outfits…I am sold on her and everything she does…it’s just too bad she’s too famous for self shot porn…I feel like she’d excel at that, but I guess what girl doesn’t…

Rita Ora may or may not be the future, and here’s her ass.

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Iggy Azalea’s storyline annoys me. I am just not a believer that any girl packaged as a rapper for the white suburban girl market who has achieved this level of success with her dumpy fat ass and stupid lyrics…

But I am a believer of Rita Ora’s big silly tits…in costume.

Here they are shitting on Kill Bill.

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Rita Ora is penetrating the fashion world like she’s let music producers and record labels penetrate her…all in efforts to be the next Rihanna…

Something that could have happened, had Rihanna really fallen off into a world of crazy, but didn’t happen because Rihanna still makes the label a ton of money and they don’t really need to market her stand-in…or shadow…so her shadow..just wonders the VIP events, making friends, showing off tits, and hoping someday something hits and she has those hits she dreams of…

In the meantime, she’s showing off her big tits for Roberto Cavalli…just not quite enough because I can’t see her nipples…

Here’s the video:

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Our good friend Rita Ora, who some of you may say we’ve never met, so how could she be our good friend, and you’re right, but I don’t leave my house, I talk to a pug all day, and figure this is the internet, I can pretend she’s my good friend if I want to, what are you gonna do, arrest me…or shun me for the lies…I mean I used to pretend I was an 18 year old girl and make old men sext me before calling them gay after breaking the news to them…before realizing that it was pretty gay that I was pretending to be a girl and sexting dudes…

Either way, Rita Ora was brought in as a back-up Rihanna in the event Riahnna crashed and burned. She hasn’t done much yet, and everything she does seems like an Rihanna impersonation, you know practice for when she has to work Hollywood Boulevard after all the rich men she dates dump her cuz she’s old and not Rihanna…

She’s wearing her Jeremy Scott for Moschino fetish gear in public, and I dig it…so let The Rihanna impersonation continue!!

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Rita Ora is the busty UK popstar who was brought to America to replace Rihanna, you know the stand-in Rihanna for the label once Rihanna either dies, kills herself or needs to disappear back to the islands when the powers that be decide her work is done…

But like at shadows, or whatever they are called, you know the back-up replacement, waiting for the star to die off, Rita Ora is getting feisty and eager to have some success on her own…

And I guess, her music, that I don’t think I’ve ever heard isn’t’ doing it for her, so now she’s turned to publicity stunts paid for by Calvin Klein, because this is a publicity stunt paid for by Calvin Klein, making her a hooker, in a different capacity…but still a hooker and I guess get paid when you can..and when it involves stripping…that’s good, honest work to me….

It’s safe to say when brands are paying girls to strip…the world is headed in the right direction..

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It’s too bad that Terry Richardson isn’t actually a creep, he’s a professional who everyone I know who has shot with him has said is nothing but a professional, he just takes perverted pictures that are actually pretty boring compared to what it used to be…

I would have loved to hear stories about Rita Ora being throat fucked and cummed all over by Terry like like she probably already has when she was starting her career…a career that has not been very monumental, but has instead just been a waiting game for Rihanna’s drug overdose….you know where she’s dating successful producers and trying to make hits…but probably seeing her best work…in see through shirts like she was Rihanna, cuz nipples are in, and I guess the only thing she has over Rihanna is some tits.

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Rita Ora is the Rihanna replacement.

I’ve never heard any of her songs, or maybe I have, but they haven’t been sold off to the radio stations like they were Katy Perry, Rihanna, Gaga and all the other very mainstream acts that get a ton of fucking airplay, not because they are good songs, or people call in requests, but because it’s a fucking business and the radio is designed to sell tickets to shows, you know the frontline, forced content on people, media that doesn’t care about what’s best for any of us, despite being such a big part of our life, unintentionally, but still in every store we walk into…

That said, Rita Ora was signed when Rihanna was acting all crazy and could have ended up dying of a drug overdose…but has since calmed down and is making everyone money, putting this one on the bench until they need to bring her out, and I guess while she waits she gets topless in magazines, and she’s got big tits, so that’s not a horrible thing…probably much better than any of the songs she sings..

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Rita Ora dropped a new video yesterday where she was pretending to be Rihanna, because that’s what the record label promised her, before she had to go off and start dating producer Calvin Harris in efforts to get hits…because hits is what he does and I guess like any relationship you end up in, whether it is for convenience or to better your life, you end up being the annoyed enough to give into your girl and help her make her dreams come true, because her dreams become your dreams, and then one day she’ll cheat on you with someone she thinks is more important, and you’ll kick yourself in the ass after realizing you signed over the rights to her music, and more importantly made her famous, only to get nothing but seeing pics of her with the guy she cheated on you with on their vacations in a bikini…but then you realize you’re rich and dozens of hotter aspiring bitches are ready to throw down on your dick…so long…good riddance…chubby side tit on the cover of ELLE…released the day her new video is released because they time this shit you know…

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Rita Ora performing in a bra doesn’t turn me on or anything, yet I am compelled to post all things Rita Ora, because despite winning at life in a lot of ways…from having a record deal and probably a few million bucks, to living a great life with a rich boyfriend…she’s lost in a lot of ways…because you know she’s probably only thinking about how much better Rihanna is at the same game than her and everyday she is reminded that she’s the bargain basement version…so she drags herself to the fucking stage…knowing that she’ll never be Rihanna…jumping through hoops for attention…which in a lot of ways is still failing…even when you’ve won…

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