Busty Rihanna impersonator who they have decided to train and cultivate to be the Rihanna replacement, just as soon as Rihanna falls off the fucking deep end of crazy bitch who can’t handle fame and money, which is going to happen soon enough…you know a puppet they pull out of a small island in the Caribbean is easy to manipulate with promises of fame and fortune and when she gets too big, you just have to knock her off and throw in some other bitch, one with big tits, who can pull off the exact same bullshit act, with the exact same low level talent, that is more fun to watch, cuz of the tits…

Here are some pics I pulled from her instagram, celebrating her titties….her soon to be famous titties…because titties are all that really matter when it comes to her…

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I spent the better part of the day yesterday staring at girls in bikinis with their legs uncrossed and it turns out…I really like it.

Makes me wonder why I don’t live in a beach town where I can spend my days doing it…rather than sitting on the internet looking at pics of it…

But then I remember the reason…severe laziness…and inability to accomplish anything..

But this isn’t about me, it’s about RITA ORA, the new Rihanna and her spread legs in a white bikini, showing us she’s not as fat as she used to be an that she’s ready to take the reins from our dying Rihanna heroine…as she falls deeper into insanity, bring in the second string…

I’m into it.

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I just tried to make two girls I am locked in a cabin the woods with mud wrestle for the last bottle of water because I am an opportunist like that.

I am the first person in a natural disaster to trade needed amenities, especially those needed for survival, to ask for sexual favours…

I figure that kind of raping each other is what being human is all about, and why not get a piece of it for myself…especially when it’s not really exploiting anyone, girls when hungover love water, but more importantly, they love wrestling each other, at least in my fantasies, and on Rita Ora’s internet feed….

Her new less fat ready to be the next Rihanna body is kinda hot…I’m becoming a fan…

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Rita Ora is the UK Rihanna impersonator they are crafter and moulding to be the next Rihanna, only she’s got better tits, and thanks to a training routine, a better body, as she teaches us the proper way to mount a yacht after jumping in, with titties out, all soaking wet, because we all will be mounting yachts all summer as we are high society up at DrunkenStepfather.com, even if we aren’t being trained to be the next Rihanna just as soon as Rihanna falls off the fucking deep end….a deep end I’d like to watch Rita Ora climb out of, since she’s so good at getting out of the water…you like what I did there…I took titty pics and made them a metaphor of her life…I’m a fucking genius, fuck you.

To see the rest of the pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Rita Ora is the back-up Rihanna for when shit falls apart at the seams for current Rihanna. This business is about money making people, not about keeping artists sane and under control, if anything they want them to fall apart, it makes for good business, reunion tours, and greatest hits albums, while making room for new people to bring in the dollars….it is in their best interest for these people to self destruct, especially at Rihanna’s size, where she controls all her shit, cuz she feels she doesn’t need them and can negotiate with any label she wants cuz she’s Rihanna, which is a little too much power for any performer to have…so they send in management with cocaine, and bad boyfriends, and throw whatever they can at her to have it all crash and burn…to make the real fortune off these bitches in the first 1-3 albums…something I guess they are prepping for this Rita Ora chick…cuz she’s everywhere, even topless in GQ UK this August…makin’ moves, being prepped and I’m ready to stare at her tits, cuz they are big.

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Looks like pudgy Rita Ora starved herself for a few weeks before this bikini photoshoot she posted to the internet….

From what I remember she normally more busty, and less toned….I’ve got pics to prove it, I’m just too lazy to use the search bar on the site to find it.

For those of you who don’t know or care about Rita Ora, and I assume that’s probably all of you, she’s the UK Rihanna Impersonator, who I guess the Record labels liked and hired, in the event Rihanna ends up killing herself now that she’s a big star and not on a short puppet string anymore…You know now that she makes her own career decisions, and life decisions, and the labels who created her kinda work for her…an uneducated, inexperienced, coddled brat who makes stupid choices…they know she’s bound to fail eventually, and this is the back-up plan.

Now I’ve never listened to Rita Ora’s music, and I won’t, but I will stare at her in a bikini for a few minutes, but in my defence I stared at a fat granny in a bikini in the park for 4 hours yesterday, you know until it got weird for both of us and I felt I should go over there and introduce myself as the guy who was staring at her for 4 hours…but I didn’t for fear of being forced to have sex with her…despite having no standards, sometimes I try to avoid horrible decisions before they happen…and I guess so does Rita Ora, at least that’s what her starving herself for a change tells me. Good job!

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Rita Ora is the Rihanna replacement they have lined up for when Rihanna goes off the deep end in a cocaine fueled abusive relationship premature death that happens to the best of uneducated people from a small island thrown into the insanity of fame, fortune and celebrity, a concept everyone dreams of but doesn’t understand the trade off that comes with it…but the record companies do, and that’s why they have a constant flow of talent in case one dies, and Rita Ora chick is the UK Rihanna with bigger titties version, and she’s doing some photoshoot for Interview Germany that you may want to have sex with…like I do…cuz boobs, are fun most of the time, until they start talking and demanding things from you…..

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Here’s a little Rita Ora squeezing out of her gym clothes like an overstuffed sausage, because they are tight, and she isn’t.

For those of you who have no idea who Rita Ora is, for good reason, she’s some UK based busty Rihanna impersonator who I guess was found on Youtube and given a record deal with Jay Z, to build up as an insurance policy in the even the actual Rihanna dies of a drug overdose or abusive boyfriend beating the fuck out of her with his gun handle…because as far as Rihanna is concerned, that’s what true love is…passion…

She’s dating hipster DJ turned popstar Calvin Harris, she’s got big tits and a bit of a body, and she’s walking around LA like this, making her one to look out for…or at least one to look at. Because I like big titties…even when they come with sloppy everything else…just not as much as when they are on a tight fit body….because titties are fun in all shapes and sizes..

I just can’t figure out why she’s in workout gear, kinda like the chick I was walking behind last night, with the fattest ass and a grocery bag filled with cheetos, in workout gear, I mean clearly, fitness isn’t her thing, and wearing the clothes doesn’t mean living the life….but unlike the girl last night…this Rita Bitch has some sex appeal…

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Rita Ora is the Rihanna impersonator with big tits, who has recently started making a name for herself, because the Americans who co-signed on her shit, didn’t realize she was an Rihanna impersonator, and thought “Shit, we can make her the next Rihanna” and the good news about that is that for the most part, their marketing strategy involves showing off her tits, because so many girls can sing and be marketed, but only a few have big fucking titties. It’s what makes the real successes stand out from the rest.

But unfortunately, their original focus and marketing strategy got lost in the mix, and now they’ve taken her to the fashion world, where there’s no sign of tits, or nipples, making me wonder where it all went wrong, or maybe she’s made it now and doesn’t need to be interesting to those of us who don’t give a fuck about her music.

At least we have AN ARCHIVE OF THE BEST OF HER TITS OVER THE LAST YEAR SHE WAS TRYING TO MAKE IT …titties that were and that will never be the same again.

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