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2013

11

Nov

Sara Sampaio for Agua Bendita of the Day

Sara Sampaio is Victoria’s Secret answer to Adrina Lima being 100 years old…one may even argue they built her on the same software, hardware and platform as their Lima bot, this is just the updated version, younger and fresher, but maybe they aren’t into that world of robot models yet, even though you’d assume all these bitches are robots, but rather more into digging through the models of the world to find lookalikes to the ones they have as to not upset their clients with new girls since they are doing so well with the ones they have…

That said, she’s pretty fucking perfect, especially when not modelling for Victoria’s Secret, even though I assume Victoria’s Secret owns this and every other underwear company, they just don’t want you knowing it….

I hate catalog pics, but I am in love with whatever is going up in here…I want to write it poetry…with my penis…

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2013

27

Aug

Sara Sampaio Modelling Underwear of the Day

Sara Sampaio is some Portuguese girl who unlike other Portuguese girls, looks good in a bikini, and not all fat assed and full of Arroz Doce and fish…but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t smell like a fisherman’s daughter…like all other Portuguese girls…it just means she looks good when she gets paid her 10,000 dollar day rate to strip down…in pictures…

She’s the kind of girl I would have liked to have found all poor and desperate escape her shitty fishing village…you know to save from her shitty life…like the hero I am…but they evil empire beat me to it..and here she is cheating on them with another brand.

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2013

09

Jul

Sara Sampaio for Some Bullshit of the Day

SARA SAMPAIO is Victoria’s Secret ethnic weapon of choice now that Adriana Lima has seen better years and is the in the tail end of her career, thanks to her tail end being having exploded multiple babies out of it, like a good little catholic…and what better way to make the fans and the customers of Victoria’s Secret have a seamless ethnic cleanse, but not in the traditional sense of Ethnic cleansing but more in a middle America “look at that brown one, she’s got hot tits” kinda way…

I don’t know much, but I know she’s posing in a bikini and that may be all I need to know.

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2013

03

Jul

Sara Sampaio Wet and Modelling of the Day

I don’t know What Be is, but I am going to go out on a limb here and assume it’s a magazine…

I do know what a Sara Sampaio is, and that is a lovely ethnic model with a ridiculous model, she’s Portuguese, and unlike most Portuguese women, she’s not greasy, fat, but she may smell of fish…She’s a reality show winner who has since become the new Adriana Lima for Victoria’s Secret, because if one gets old and fat, you just replace her with another one who looks pretty much the same, in what I call type casting…the right way.

Apparently, when you mix a Sara Sampaio and a Be, you get this wet, half naked, amazingness…

I should have been a scientist. I’m so good at figuring out shit…I mean I could probably find the vaccine for AIDS…and it would ideally be with my mouth…via vagina…

Here are the pics…

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2013

20

Jun

Sara Sampaio Hot for Elle of the Day

Sara Sampaio is some Portuguese model who you may have already jerked off to if you’re in your 50s and haven’t quite figured out that the internet has actual porn that you can view on your cellphone and that you don’t have to sneak off with your wife’s Victoria’s Secret catalog to fantasize about new pussy…as your wife’s pussy continues to get worse and worse, day after day, from the day you married her til now…the steady decline if you were to graph that shit out on a graph, an investment you probably wouldn’t have made if you realized that all bitches cause headaches, and you’re better off circulating through multiple bitches, rather than being stuck with one bitch and having to deal with her bullshit til the day you fucking die, cuz that’s not living people, that’s depressing as fuck and you’ve sold out for the suburban dream…your penis neglected, and not getting the exposure it needs, your soul and your spirit dead from being some woman’s bitch….and the solace you have is when you get 10 minutes to yourself cuz she’s grocery shopping or with her friend, unable to nag you…allowing you to have some time to yourself to jerk off to something you want to jerk off to, rather than something you have to have sex with cuz that’s what being married is all about…kill yourself now…or stare at Sara Sampaio cheating on Victoria’s Secret with Elle, making a name for her half naked self. I’m into it.

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2013

04

Jun

Sara Sampaio for L’Officiel Turkey of the Day


SARA SAMPAIR is some Portuguese model who you may or may not know from the Victoria’s Secret catalog you are subscribed to since the 90s under a fake chick name, that still comes to your door every month, and that you re-visit when you’re bored of porn and feel like reliving 1992, but you probably wouldn’t recognize her, because despite being awesome, fit and amazing in a bikini, all their models are shot the same, in the same pose, and it’s hard to really tell them apart…until today, today she’s posing for L’Officiel Turkey, in a bikini, that is so different than WHEN SHE MODELS THIS, it’s like we’re looking at a whole new person…

THat said, I kinda PREFER WHEN SHE’S CLIMBING THE MODEL LADDER NAKED

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2013

15

Apr

Sara Sampaio is Hot For Elle Russia of the Day

Sara Sampaio is some Victoria’s Secret model who while they are promoting aggressively so people get comfortable with her replacing Miranda Kerr, is allowed to branch out and pose for other publications, you know to help build her brand. It’s basic, effective marketing.

So here she is in Elle Russia, all hot lingerie model bodied, in hot lingerie model poses, hiding her nipples in a way that screams she’d totally show us her nipples, cuz that’s just the kind of girl she is.

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2013

11

Apr

Elsa Hosk and Sara Sampaio for Victoria’s Secret Pink of the Day

I recently found out that Victoria’s Secret Pink brand is designed for teen girls.

You see I was always too busy loving the Victoria’s Secret models, while hating the evil corporation for being an evil corporation, but more importantly a company that mistreats this babes by not using them to their full potential, but instead throwing them into shitty, repetitive catalog shots I fucking hate, to realize that Victoria’s Secret has a target market or what their retailing strategy was.

So when you perverts look at these pics of Sara Sampaio and Elsa Hosk, their Miranda Kerr replacements, that are much hotter….one from Sweden the other from my dreams….you can imagine 15 year old girls in it…but I’m perfectly fine looking at these babes in it….

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2013

09

Apr

Sara Sampaio Hot for Be of the Day

Sara Sampaio is some newer Victoria’s Secret model, who hasn’t been trapped by the evil empire yet, so she is allowed to take her hot ass elsewhere to show off, like this magazine called BE out of france, who could have thrown in a few more nipples, but who still got her hot model body lookin’ hot, which is more than I can say for the nude pics I’ve been taking of my wife. Them shits are painful to look at, I can’t wait for her to die so that I can post them here as a tribute to her obese pig existence.

Sure that’s got nothing to do with Sara Sampaio, but these pictures do.

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2013

11

Mar

Sara Sampaio in Lingerie of the Day

Sara Sampaio is straight from the slums of Portugal…where her fisherman family…fish….and where her 21 year old ass was exported to America to live the American dream….like so many Portugese fisherman before her….but instead of opening a chicken place…like those portuguese before her….you know celebrating being the armpit of Europe through roasted meat….she has got half naked for major brands….like Victoria’s Secret….because unlike all those other Portuguese people before her…she doesn’t have a fully grown out mustache….and I am happy about that…cuz staring at her half naked…is better than not staring at her half naked….insightful…I know.

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2013

04

Feb

Sara Sampaio in Some Lingerie Catalog Shots of the Day

This Sara Sampaio is obviously the replacement for Adriana Lima reminding us that we are all replaceable…even when your ego doesn’t want to admit that there are people who can do your useless standing around half naked job as good, if not better than you, even though you have 10 years experience standing around half naked, because you don’t like admitting that what you get paid millions for is a joke, requires no talent, and isn’t a real job even if you never have to work again….

She’s from Portugual, she’s likely a fisherman’s daughter, she’s got great lips and I am a fan….even in shitty Catalog shots…

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2013

07

Jan

Sara Sampaio Nude of the Day

Sara Sampaio is one of the newer Victoria’s Secret model, this time from Portugal, and she’s pretty fucking lovely, despite having a deep hatred for the Portuguese people, not because they are in fact the armpit of Europe no one cares about, except maybe for their fishing capabilities, you know the group aspiring to be Spanish or Italian or legit Euro…but because every portuguese person I’ve ever met has been a closet case, homophobic, asshole….but they do make good chicken…and apparently they also make good models…cuz this Sara Sampaio is amazing…and with all amazing models…she’s got nude pics of herself floating around…that aren’t scandalous, but that are a great reference point when you want to see what she looks like out of those Victoria’s knickers….lovely.

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