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2009

11

Aug

Sarah Harding’s Legs in Shorts of the Day

Here is Girls Aloud “singer” (and I use that term loosley but probably not as loosely as her vagina lips) and she’s wearing some sort shorts. All I really know about this bird-faced cunt is that she models lingerie when not too busy making shitty music, or slutting it up on stage, so I guess there’s nothing that interesting about these pictures, other than that they remind me of a chick I saw yesterday who was 18 at the most who was squatting on a bench while talking to her boyfriend. Something I thought was weird, but slowed my swagger as I got close to see if I could see any pussy definition, because I am a pervert, but unfortunately not perverted enough to have staged a trip and fall to land face first in her crotch… and today, that is one of my life’s biggest regrets

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2009

19

Feb

Girls Aloud Performing at the 2009 Brits of the Day

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It was the British Music Awards last night and Girls Aloud were the opening act. I know, why would you care about the British Music Awards, you don’t live there so it doesn’t affect you, not to mention award shows are a total waste of fucking time and are more of a jerk off fest where people who already have massive egos get pinned up against each other for one to walk away the super ego, meanwhile every person in the room has already won the fucking lottery, but at least every now and then, bands I hate like Nickelback aren’t in the spotlight, and a group of slut Spice Girl impersonators who somehow avoided a career of stripping take center fucking stage and there’s nothing wrong with that, I mean other than how bad their music is, but who cares about the music when they’ve got tits. Right?

Here is member Sarah Harding’s Friend and by friend I mean assistant she probably shits on daily, Taking a Dive…..because it is funny and something These Drunk Sluts are Used To

2008

15

May

Sarah Harding’s Hot Outfit of the Day

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If you don’t know who Sarah Harding is, you are probably not the only person out there because she’s in some Spice Girls cover band from the UK that no one really gives a fuck about called Girls Aloud. These are some pictures of her out partying, because when you are in a useless Spice Girls cover band that no one cares about, you don’t have the pressure of having to tour, record or even to promotional events, you kinda just ride on the advances the record companies give you and go to all the parties that you can while people still care enough to ask each other whether the slut in the corner with the bodyguard is famous or not, then play drinking games to figure out who the fuck she is, until one of them gets drunk enough to ask the bouncer who she is and realize when they are told that she’s a total fuckin’ nobody.

Posted in:Sarah Harding|Slut

2007

13

Nov

I am – Sarah Harding Nipple Slip from Yesterday of the Day

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So being the shitty blogger that I am, I posted all these pictures of a useless slut named Sarah Harding from some useless UK Spice Girls rip off called Girls Aloud yesterday and I didn’t post the nipple slip. Consider this a maintenance post for a guy who isn’t too good at fixing things I’ve fucked up because I’d be spending my entire day backtracking because I suck at life, but at least I am making the effort right now by bringing it to you now, because you like nipples in pictures since you can’t get nipples in life. Cuddles.

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2007

12

Nov

I am – Sarah Harding at some Lingerie Store Opening of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Sarah Harding doing the Paris Hilton at some store opening, because I guess when you’re some washed up popstar from the UK, Paris Hilton seems like some kind of success story that’s making all the right moves, so bitch goes out and does her hair like her, and shows up at events and poses like her, and even has the wonky eye shit going on, when all she really needs to do is take the free lingerie she gets from hosting this shitty Mall-lookin’ event, and make a fucking video for us all to dance to and by dance I mean masturbate, like I used to do to her shitty UK pop music, it just touched me in all the right places. But that was a long time ago, when masturbating was the only thing I had going for me…and now God’s even taken that away from me.

Speaking of loss, I know that girls aren’t as influenced by Paris as they were a few years ago because she’s old. Now they are all doing the Soulja Boy dance, when 5 years ago they were saying “that’s hot” and weren’t wearing underwear while suckin’ off their boyfriends on video. It’s kinda sad to have lost that too. I guess what it comes down to is that the world is a cold dark place but at least we still have our tears to cry with…

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Sara Harding Flashing Her Tits
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