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2015

24

Aug

Lily Rose Depp and Stella Maxwell of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp is hanging out with Stella Maxwell for Love Magazine, who are into posting anything controversial, or anything that will generate some buzz for them…it’s how they get paid in this world….which is coincidentally the same thing that Stella Maxwell is into right now that she’s at the peak of her career and really not deserving of her career…at least according to me…who really doesn’t give a fuck about who Victoria’s Secret cast, or who’s face Miley Sits on, because all these idiots are interchangeable and not memorable…

That said, Lily Rose Depp, is Johnny Depp’s 12 year old daughter, who I guess is out there on her own thanks to trust funds, and her dad being Johnny Depp, and I guess she’s living in LA, because that’s where everyone lives, especially when your dad owns all kinds of houses there, because he’s Johnny fucking Depp…and when your parents give you extreme independence because they are from the late 1980s and don’t really follow the rules of traditional parenting..

She’s gonna be something…she just needs to avoid these latch on bitches like this Stella Maxwell groupie bitch…

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2015

18

Aug

Stella Maxwell Panty Flash of the Day

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There’s been no real confirmation that Miley and Stella Maxwell are actually grinding vaginas like a group of slutty lesbians, but the reality is that they are the younger generation, that grew up on porn, and that realize that there is a difference between sex and love, and more importantly, that can’t control their animalistic instincts thanks to being raised on porn, that they just have orgies and fuck each other, like it aint a thing, because I guess it aint and thing, unless the girl you’re eating out is Miley Cyrus, even if it is just for fun, because when it comes out to the media, you all of a sudden matter, because you’re the girl in Miley’s life, even though the rest of the world doesn’t realize you both fuck everyone…and this is just marketable for both of you…

For Miley to secure her stance on gender issues and homo life…and for Stella as a newly singed VS model, clearly used to target young hipsters, because she doesn’t look like a VS model, making me assume this is soem Victoria’s Secret curated girl on girl sex…and all it took was some money, or gift cards so that Miley can get panties all day…all day…

I know what you’re thinking, Miley can afford panties, designers send her panties, she probably just uses her bush as panties, because she’s white trash and feminist, but the days she does where panties, she goes to Victoria’s Secret…because that’s just what trashy white girls do..

Living the Disney Dream…

Here Stella in some Instagram promo video…

Here’s Miley Cyrus in a Music Video of the Day, just because we can’t leave her out of this press…it would be unfair to see her being used

Posted in:SFW|Stella Maxwell

2015

06

Aug

Stella Maxwell Nipple for Love of the Day

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Stella Maxwell is not Stella Hudgens…but still Stella…who is Stella Hudgens? Who knows…these tits?

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Stella Maxwell is the Vagina that Miley possibly eats…like she eats Avacado because Miley Cyrus likes this whole gender ambiguous, feminist, FUCK EVERYTHING approach…

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And Stella Maxwell likes feeding her CAKE!

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Because it helps build up her profile…as a model, as a relevant act, as a Victoria’s Secret reaching the fake hipster tumblr feminists….in this generation that is just oversexed…because they want to sell them over priced, cheesy, mall brand panties…and this is the way to do it…

Throw her at Miley, throw her at LOVE magazine, throw her at Terry, show the world her tits…make Stella Maxwell get noticed, because I guess Cara Delevingne was over it…

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2015

05

Aug

Stella Maxwell for David Bellemere and Marie Claire of the Day

Here’s a month old video from a one month old PHOTOSHOOT for Marie Claire by one of the more interesting photographers who started out with nudes now he’s here, David Bellemere….

I figure all this shit is the fucking same, it all overlaps, like Miley Cyrus’ vagina lips on Stella Maxwells face, because like Anne Heche, there’s nothing like a superstar lesbian relationship, even if expected in a world that doesn’t care if you’re a lesbian, to secure that Victoria’s Secret contract that they did…

So old hustle, for old news, solid.

Here’s Miley doing a little pussy eating demo with avacado..

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2015

02

Jul

Stella Maxwell by David Bellemere for Marie Claire of the Day

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David Bellemere is one of the better photographers out there and in case you didn’t know…photography may be a scam you can fake with your instagram filters and iphone, but every once in a while a legit photographer comes along and actually has a captivating image, which for me is important, because all I fucking do is look at shitty pics all day…of shiity people…like Stella Maxwell..

Now, why is Stella Maxwell a shitty person….well…you can just look at this clip:

She’s the recently contracted Victoria’s Secret angel…and part of Victoria’s Secret campaigning them to peddle their panties, she’s getting press and exposure, and anyone who’s known bikini and lingerie models over the years, this one was a bit of a question mark, that I assume the old, detached, casting director at Victoria’s Secret chose because he was given 3-4 hipster models and had to pick one, despite hating where modeling has gone thanks to instagram…

In part of her PR, she’s been now linked to dating Miley Cyrus, which would have been a scandal if it happened before Miley became a gender bending weirdo you’d expect to find on TUMBLR …where all the internet magic happens…and where Miley gets her creative direction from..

It’s not a scandal really, because gay is mainstream, what is a scandal is how Miley who is always locked away in her house, is all of a sudden being caught getting finger banged by the model…behind a truck…

It’s like they expect us to believe this isn’t staged, fuck you Miley..and your lies…

She’s done. Over exposed, not authentic…

But here’s her “girl” Stella…for Marie Claire looking better than fucking ever…thanks to David Bellmere…

Here’s that Miley Fingerbang for Attention…and Because Everyone’s a Lesbian…especially attention seeking exhibitionist attention seekers…

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2015

22

Jun

Stella Maxwell in Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Stella Maxwell is the new Victoria’s Secret angel, who people didn’t quite understand why or how she became a Victoria’s Secret angel ,even though we all know that Victoria’s Secret is a total scam, and their angels are too, and they are just using this one to mind fuck and relate to the new generation into buying their shit…shitty products…

So maybe, just maybe, these two people are trying to stay relevant, lesbianism and gender bending is relevant, it’s also Miley’s hook or marketing angle…like she was Lady Gaga only better to fuck… so pretending to rock this cause…while eating pussy…cuz girls are hot..especially lingerie models…because Miley even in her lesbianism is a superficial, vapid Hollywood slut…

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2015

19

Jun

Miley Cyrus is Dating Stella Maxwell of the Day

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Miley Cyrus, Disney Popstar….and Stella Maxell, the Victoria’s Secret model who no one understands but who is on a mission to self promote in this internet instagram world….because that is real love…..are dating….

They call themselves “Stiley”…

I call them a good marketing hook for both parties…because every hipster or faux-hipster which is pretty much every hipster…because hipster is mainstream and mainstream is so anti-hipster….is bi-sexual…

Every young girl fucks girls or wants to fuck girls…This is just the way it is…everyone is gay, bi, lesbian, queer, trans, let’s love everyone…like we’re a bunch of hippies..who don’t need to be hippies…because hippies already happened you fucking lipstick lesbians..everywhere I look…so trendy..and I guess hot to watch…if they let up watch…but not fun to listen to when they are both on their periods….or when one of them fucks a dude again because they like the cock…it’d be a nice threesome you won’t be invited to….

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2015

11

Jun

Stella Maxwell By David Bellemere for Marie Claire of the DAy

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That sounded like a horrible poem, far too french for my liking, since French people are the fucking worst, except maybe the French girl I met on tinder who always begs me for anal, without even knowing me…or the French girl on snapchat who constantly shows me how small her vagina is – with excitement…like “Look How Small I Am even though I am 30”..because maybe French people aren’t the worst, they just have a bad attitude because they’ve figured it out and what they’ve figured out is that everyone else is a trashy fucking idiot who lives life wrong, while they are out topless on the beach…drunk..and rockin’ bush..

That said, David Bellemere is my favorite photographer and he’s really fucking winning at this photography thing…recently hired by Victoria’s Secret for the brand turn around…and taking fucking over…one half naked sexy pic at a time…

Here he is with Stella Maxwell, from Victoria’s Secret….making magic…I am a fan.

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2015

23

Feb

Stella Maxwell Bikini Pictures of the Day

Stella Maxwell poses in a black bikini for a Victoria's Secret photo shoot in Miami

Stella Maxwell is some hipster model, who befriended the Barbara Palvin girl from Victoria’s Secret, kind of like the weirdo latch on friend, who went to all the events with Barbara Palvin, and eventually got introduced to the right people at Victoria’s Secret, where I guess they sold her as the hipster, edgy looking model with a lot of instagram followers, who the kids are connecting with, since every walk down any street in America feels like a Urban Outfitters Coachella commercial, leading to her becoming the new Victorias Secret girl, despite not having much of a lingerie or bikini body to normal people, while looking pretty perfect to me, since I like skinny bitches, hate fat bitches, and encourage girls to develop eating disorders to become too weak to resist my romance…

Here are some pics of her bikini modelng.

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2015

09

Jan

Stella Maxwell Toothbrushing Erotica of the Day

Nowness magazine is a pretty amazing magazine that everyone want to be a part of….and Stella Maxwell is a Victoria’s Secret model who everyone wants to be inside of….and together they made a video about brushing their teeth…because Oral Hygiene is lovely, I am just not used to it…because the girls I get with are usually toothless, often a good thing, if you can handle the rotting flesh smell…I mean I work on a budget…making this toothbrush shit thing erotic enough…

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