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2009

17

Jul

I am – DayDreamin’ of a Topless Dancer of the Day

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Sometimes when I leave my house I just crave topless dancers and every girl who I walk by, I imagine what they would look like naked, what their capabilities on stage would be, like whether they would would be shy at first and slowly warm up, or if they would be the kind of girl who just goes buck fucking wild, or the girl you think would be wild but slowly parades herself like she’s at a slave auction, only instead of being good at getting beat into pickin’ cotton and other chores, she’s good at not killing herself after being degraded by men all day.

All this to say that I think of topless dancers a lot and never have I thought about whatever the fuck is goin on in this video and I guess that’s what makes it a stepDAYDREAM. Enjoy.

Posted in:Dancer|Drugs|stepDAYDREAM|Topless

2009

07

Jul

I am – Daydreamin’of Some Break Dancers of the Day

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You probably don’t remember my stepDAYDREAM videos, because anyone who reads the site now, probably didn’t read it a year and a half ago. I’d pretty much throw up random videos I took of random things but as days turned into months and months into years I got lazy and stopped bothering. Even last week, I saw an inuit prostitute rockin’ out on her discman and I thought shit that’d be good for a Daydream video, because who’d fuckin believe I saw an inuit with a discman rockin’ out, but I didn’t grab that video, I fucked up and instead got this one of some break dancer doing some breakdancing. This is a new start to an old trick and I hope you guys get down with it….and if you have any videos of obscure shit you’ve seen, send it in and I’ll use it as if it was my own…..because that’s the kind of guy I am.

Posted in:B-Boys|Breakdancing|Dancing|stepDAYDREAM|stepTV

2007

08

Jul

I am – Jazzy Pants Dance of the Day

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I was watching some dude dancing in the street with his girl the other night when I was walking by. I thought it was a little embarrassing or weird to ask your girl for a dance when there was no music and a lot of pedestrian traffic. It was like they didn’t give a fuck about us and their overly happy world was one giant fucking dance floor, letting us all how much better their lives are than ours and not letting us forget that the whole world isn’t our dance floor, we have places to go that we don’t want to go and we’re not prancing our way there and we have people we have to go with who can barely fucking get out of bed, let alone dance. It was kinda like a skinny kid sitting on a bench outside the gym eating box of donuts next to a fat guy who just walked out of the gym because he doesn’t want a heart attack and is trying to make the right choices in life.

Either way, I don’t even know how to dance and if I did, I’d save it for broadway and international dancing success, maybe a role in Stomp the Yard 3 or Dirty Dancing – Gutter Slut Nights. I wouldn’t waste my talent on the street.

This is a video of some dude dancing on the street in NYC, he’s not the same guy I saw because I live in Montreal, but he’s fucking awesome and his dance doesn’t piss me off in a “I’m so in love” kinda way, it screams I do shit alone and I don’t give a fuck, that’s why I wear me some Jazzy Pants.

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2007

13

Jun

I am – Daydreamin’ of a Guy and His Cardboard Sign of the Day

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I realized that I can’t really keep up with all the other celebrity sites. I’ve been in the game longer but haven’t been able to break through because there are losers out there who are faster and better at this shit than me. I remember when I was the only site that I knew of exploiting the Phun.org celebrity forum for nip slips and bikini pics and shit, and now every motherfucker and his retarded sister is doing it faster than me. I guess this site is destined for failure but I can’t seem to give this bitch up. I am not really complaining, I am just saying….whenever I get like this I just slip into a daydream about some jackass trying to promote his garage sale on the corner of a busy intersection with a cardboard sign on his head, because the fact that he has no shame is inspiring to me….

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2007

13

Jun

I am – Daydreamin' of a Guy and His Cardboard Sign of the Day

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I realized that I can’t really keep up with all the other celebrity sites. I’ve been in the game longer but haven’t been able to break through because there are losers out there who are faster and better at this shit than me. I remember when I was the only site that I knew of exploiting the Phun.org celebrity forum for nip slips and bikini pics and shit, and now every motherfucker and his retarded sister is doing it faster than me. I guess this site is destined for failure but I can’t seem to give this bitch up. I am not really complaining, I am just saying….whenever I get like this I just slip into a daydream about some jackass trying to promote his garage sale on the corner of a busy intersection with a cardboard sign on his head, because the fact that he has no shame is inspiring to me….

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2007

16

May

I am – Day Dreaming of Daddy Buying Me a Car for My Birthday of the Day

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I got an email from Jannel Szyska because of this post that I wrote about her. This is what it said:

From: Jannel Szyszka
Date: May 15, 2007 3:16:55 PM EDT (CA)
To: info@drunkenstepfather.com

THis is jannel u best delete that site or im goin to sue u

I just report the news, I never claim that it’s fact and it’s hard to take a bitch who emails me direct like a highschool girl who is mad that someone wrote that she is fat on her facebook wall. I want legal documents, Cease and Desists and lawyers letters to take these threats seriously….

Either way, I do hate the thought of losing everything I have worked so hard for, like thousands of dollars of debt to shady people I know and a rented apartment that my wife pays the rent for and the broken old couch I found in the alley last year and all my jogging pants I got from the Salvation Army for $0.50 a pair and my bad credit and my inability to open a bank account and most importantly my shoes I got at Wal Mart…5 years ago…so suing me is really a waste of time…

That said all this stress about being a hurtbag and being sued by a cheap slut makes me slip into a day dream of being a young girl from an affluent family who comes home for school to find a car in the driveway with a bow on it….so that I can throw the keys back in daddy’s face and tell him it’s the wrong color…

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