Here’s some afternoon random news of random people doing random things that are pretty fucking entertaining…cuz people are idiots, perverts, freaks, and I love watching them….it makes for very good times…when you realize just how ridiculous the world is…

NC Mom Takes Out Burglar With Bed Post
Victoria Jones, a North Carolina mother, knew how to defend her family from a would-be intruder, by knocking him on the head with a bed post.

Girl Scout Peeping Tom Arrested
A man was arrested outside a Girl Scout meeting area. The details surrounding his arrest are bizarre and disturbing.

East Haven Mayor Taking Heat For Taco Comment
The Mayor of East Haven, Connecticut is being chastised for his taco comment when asked what was he is going to do for the Latino community.

Woman Sues Cash Money Records
A College Park woman claims a record company is responsible for a violent attack that took place inside a studio bathroom.

“The Ice Hole’ Opens On Minnesota Fishing Lake
A Minnesota man thought it would be a great idea to open a bar on ice catering to ice fishers.

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Here’s some news stories you may or may not have heard…because I assume you’re an ignorant chronic masturbator and the last news you heard was that the handicapped amputee down the street was pregnant with your baby cuz that’s all you’re able to fuck…since she can’t run from your greasy pathetic ass…

I love the stepNEWS

Priest Arrested For Being Naked In Adult Book Store
A Baltimore priest was found half-dressed in a theater at an adult book store in Maryland.

Crazy Fight Outside Detroit Courthouse
Emotions were running high in Michigan when a woman destroyed a TV camera crew’s tripod in order to attack the family of a murder victim.

Utah Drivers Have A Tough Time In Snow
Amateur video from Bountiful, Utah shows lots of near misses and more than a few hits when drivers take to the roads horrible snowy weather.

Arizona Husband And Wife Planned To Kill Law Enforcement Officers In Bizarre Death Pact
It was a final death wish for a Yuma, Arizona couple. Kill themselves, and take down sheriff deputies with them.

Eight Mile Motel Renamed the ‘M-N-M’ in Detroit
On Detroit’s east side, there’s a motel that used to be known as the American, but it now has a new name that may be familiar to fans of hip hop.

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I love the news…and aspire to one day make the news…because leaving a legacy of being an idiot is pretty much all I need in life…I’m so jealous of these idiots…

Pole Goes Down On Live TV
A crane operator wasn’t paying attention and took out a pole at Gillette Stadium in Foxboro, Massachusetts and it was all caught on live TV.

Man Assaults TV Reporter On Camera
Shane Dykes got physical with ABC6 Columbus reporter Dave Detling, who confronted him about animal cruelty charges.

Stuffed Animal Throws Houston, Texas Into Panic
The Houston, Texas Fire Department got one of their stranger – and scarier – calls this week when someone reported seeing a live tiger.

Man allegedly left porn near bus stop intentionally
Police arrested a 47-year-old Leicester, Massachusetts man accused of leaving pornographic videos along the route local middle school students take to get to their bus stop.

Hot Mom Accused of Driving Drunk with Child
Police in Troy, Michigan stop a suspected drunk driver and find her toddler in the vehicle. It was all caught on dash cam video.

Former Neo-Nazi to Run for Sheriff in Arizona
A well known former Neo-Nazi has his sights set on the Pinal County Sheriff’s office now that the current Sheriff, Paul Babeu plans to run for Congress and JT Ready wants the job.

Man Shoots Himself In Head With Nail Gun And Lives
An Illinois man grazed himself with a nail gun in the head and didn’t think much of it until the next day when he was suffering from horrible headaches.

Teacher Finds Mouse In Baby’s Mouth At NJ Daycare
A New Jersey daycare worker found a mouse stuffed in a toddler’s mouth when the child was playing under a table.

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I love the fucking news…it’s amazing…hilarious and filled with idiots…but you don’t have to take my word for that…

Mom Accused of Offering Pawn Shop Worker Sex For Computer
A Michigan mother could face some serious charges. She’s accused of offering herself and her young daughter for sex in exchange for a $25 pawn extension on a laptop.

Video: Teen Beaten at Brooklyn School
The parents of one middle school student at I.S. 171 in Bushwick, Brooklyn, are agonizing over whether they should send their daughter back to the school where she’s been beaten up twice by the same bully.

Body spent days in theater restroom
DENVER — Family members are waiting for answers about how a 66-year-old Colorado man’s body went unnoticed in a locked movie theater restroom for about five days after he died there.

Woman Used Red Nail Polish As Blood To Get Husband Arrested
A Pennsylvania woman painted her face with red nail polish and lied to police about being assaulted by her husband in order to get him arrested.

Panhandler Kidnaps Colorado Woman, Forces Her To Smoke Drugs
A Colorado woman offered money to a panhandler who kidnapped her at gunpoint and forced her to inhale a drug he was smoking.

Business owner accused of being peeping tom
A Swansea, Massachusetts business owner is facing charges after an employee allegedly discovered that he had planted a covert camera in the bathroom.

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Haven’t died in vegas yet…Here’s some news….

Grandmother Attacked Michigan At Chuck E. Cheese
A woman attending her grandson’s 7th Birthday was attacked after she asked some patrons to clean up their language.

Florida Strip Club Offers Casey Anthony Job
Body Talk, a gentlemen’s club in Port St. Lucie, Florida has a job to offer Casey Anthony.

School Kids Told To Pretend To Be Slaves For Homework Assignment
A homework assignment in Melvindale, Michigan has one parent fighting mad. The mother is upset that her son was told pretend he was a slave and detail his life on a plantation.

Mom Leaves Kids In Bushes For McDonald’s
A California mother in jail after leaving her children in the freezing cold while she went to McDonalds. A bystander found the children in the bushes and called the police.

Texas Family Terrorized in Road Rage Incident
What happened on a trip home from dropping the kids off at school has left a Balch Springs family very afraid. They say a road rage incident escalated into some kind of terror campaign.

Mom Found Inappropriate Emails from Therapist to Girl
A mother’s instinct and persistence helped police arrest a North Texas therapist and charge him with sexual assault of her teenaged daughter, according to an arrest warrant affidavit.

Video shows Sarasota bus, car crash
Authorities released video showing a violent collision between a Sarasota County bus and a Toyota from last November.

Security Guard Beaten Over Baby Formula Theft
A security guard caught a beat down when trying to stop thieves from running out of a Target store in Manalapan, New Jersey with the product.

Postal Worker Caught Throwing Package Over Fance
A California man caught a US Postal Service worker tossing his antique clock over a fence.

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Here’s some great stuff going on in the NEWS….the world is insane…doomed and really entertaining…

Alleged Rape Victim Arrested For Not Testifying
An alleged rape victim in San Antonio was arrested for failing to show as a witness for the defense in the trail of an alleged rapist.

Arizona Man Wants Cheating Wife Prosecuted By Police For Cheating
An Arizona man learned that adultery is a crime in Arizona and had his wife arrested when condoms went missing.

Man Followed Home From Strip Club And Robbed
A Connecticut man was followed home from Kahoots strip club and robbed when a pair of men saw him flashing money at the club.

Student Disciplined For Report On Bomb Building
An Oklahoma school called police after giving a student compliments on an paper he wrote about how to build a pressure bomb.

Paris Art Gallery Outraged By Models
The Musee d’Orsay in Paris is threatening legal action against the French lingerie company Etam as part of a flash ad campaign.

Deputy Caught on Video Striking Woman
Internal investigations were under way today into an incident involving a 42-year-old woman seen in a video being struck by a Los Angeles County sheriff’s deputy on a bus in Bellflower.

Beer Theft Fails Because Of Getaway Vehicle
A pair of beer thieves in Texas learned the hard way that an RV doesn’t make a good getaway car when committing a crime. The two criminals were quickly arrested.

Transplant Heart Dropped
A pair of clumsy medics dropped a transplant heart moments after the helicopter transporting the donor organ landed in a Mexico City.

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This is some weirdness, even by my standards, and I have no standards…

The story goes like this…dude’s dating a bitch, she always wants to marry him, he doesn’t pull the trigger, cuz guys don’t like getting married…she ends up having a car accident, dying, and he lives realizes the only way to cope, is to honor his promise to her to marry her and give her that wedding she always wanted, even though she’s dead and missed the fucking boat….

Sure, if you marry a corpse marriage becomes easy, bitch won’t tell him what to do, who to fuck, or nag him for drinking with his buddies too late or not take out the garbage…she won’t bug him to go antiquing, or even refuse him sex….especially anal…so long as he keeps her in the fucking fridge…cuz a rotting wife stinks and when the inards of the bitch fall all over you as you’re doing her up the ass and she breaks cuz you’ve let her dry out, you’ll have a hard time getting the stains out of your mind.

That said, this is probably all a publicity stunt.

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Here’s the news. No, I was not the guy hiding in the Middle School Locker Room in Coppell, Texas but that was a good joke. You idiot!

Man Caught Hiding in Girl’s Middle School Locker Room
Coppell, Texas police said they have caught a peeping Tom who sneaked into a middle school earlier this month.

Caught On Video: Deadly ‘Roid Rage in New York
A construction worker flipped out at a gym in Colonie, New York in a drug-fueled rampage, challenging others to fights and knocking over equipment.

Swastika Earrings at Brooklyn Shop
Some earrings that look like swastikas were being sold at the Bejeweled store in Greenpoint, Brooklyn. While they may be small, the controversy they’re now causing sure isn’t.

Compilation Of DC Metrobus Drivers Driving Like Jerks
Metro cameras catch bus drivers crashing into cars, running red lights and hitting people. They captured hundreds of near misses and collisions during a two-month period in August and September. These drive cams as they’re called, are triggered by sudden breaking or jerk in movement.

Katy Perry’s Dad Mocks Asians In Sermon
While on stage at an Ohio church and telling a story about trying to get prayer books into Singapore, Rev. Keith Hudson mocked the people of Singapore.

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Here’s the stepNEWS….cuz it’s the local news that make up the fabric of our great nation filled with perverts, psychos, morons, and idiots….and I like them best…

Teacher Forges Jury Duty Notice, Caught By Spelling Mistake
A teacher at a Manhattan graphic arts public school is accused of faking a jury duty notice in an attempt to get paid for absences that stretched over several months and was caught by spelling mistakes in her fraudulent jury duty letters.

Riders Shocked By Oral Sex Act on Dallas Public Train
A North Texas man has filed a complaint with Dallas Area Rapid Transit about what he says he and his granddaughter were exposed to on a train.

Vaginal Cream for Hair Growth?
Some believe that Monostat 7 could be the answer to combatting hair loss. There is no scientific proof that it works though.

Pantyhose Bandit On The Loose In Ohio
An Ohio man demanded the pantyhose of a16-year-old girl, the suspect and the pantyhose are still at large.

Atlanta Restaurant Blasts Customer on Facebook
Boners BBQ of Atlanta took to Facebook after a customer wrote an unflattering Yelp review, posting a response that caused a commotion that spread quickly on the web.

Bronx Principal Under Fire Over Sex Comments
Protesters expressed anger and outrage outside a Bronx High School — all directed at the man in charge. They are calling for the firing of Bronxdale High School Principal John Chase Jr., who is under fire for the alleged sexually explicit comments he made at the school, including comments to female staffers about oral sex.

Detroit Woman Finds Herself in Bogus Escort Ad
A Michigan woman was shocked to find a bogus online ad promoting her as a prostitute, complete with private photos published for all to see. What shocked ever more is that the website is linked to several Detroit murders.

Pot Doesn’t Harm Lung Function According To Study
Smoking a joint once a week or a bit more apparently doesn’t harm the lungs, suggests a 20-year study that bolsters evidence that marijuana doesn’t do the kind of damage tobacco does.

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The stepNEWS is amazing….because people are idiots.

Mom Fakes Daughter’s Death For Extra Vacation Time
A New York City school employee has lost her job over accusations she faked her daughter’s death so she could take a vacation to Costa Rica.

TN Principal Blames Blacks For Poor Test Scores
Dr. Ted Horrell, the principal of Germantown High School in Tennessee singled out black students for a drop in the school’s test scores and were ‘less smart.’

Violent Beating in Philadelphia Caught On Video
A 19 year old man was videotaped punching an 18 year old repeatedly in the head. The beating was posted online.

Tourist Plunges after Bungee Cord Snaps
An Australian tourist bungee jumping in Africa plunged 365 feet into a river when her cord snapped, but she managed to swim to safety with a broken collarbone and her legs tied together.

Deer Breaks Into Goodwill Store For Tour
A deer in Woodbury, N.J., decides to pick up a few things in a local Goodwill store.

Video: Giant Ruby Theft Caught On Tape
Thieves stealing a $2 million ruby in the shape of the Liberty Bell are caught on surveillance cameras in Delaware.

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