I love the stepNEWS cuz it gives me hope that the world is as fucked up a place as I imagine it to be…because without the sketchy weirdness…we’d be surrounded by 9-5 drones who sold their souls to the machine…who don’t go home and take their bitterness out on their sex machines, neighbor’s teen daughters, and all the other bad things that happen when people get desparate…

Topless Protestors Take To The Streets In Switzerland
Topless women hit the streets in Switzerland to protest foreign media as the World Economic Forum is taking place there.

PA Man Attacks Girlfriend With Sledgehammer
Washington County, Pennsylvania resident Paul Helmick is under arrest after attacking his girlfriend with a sledgehammer.

Recess Game “Tag� Replaced With “Slaves And Slave Catchers� In Georgia
A 3rd grade teacher in Atlanta, Georgia would take her students out for recess daily, but instead of letting the kids play tag they played “Slaves and Slave Catchers.�

Seattle Woman Marries Building
After living in it during the Occupy Seattle protest, one woman decides to marry the building before it gets demolished.

Accused Serial Rapist Acts As His Own Defense Attorney
An alleged rape victim gave her testimony in court Friday, but in this case it was her accused attacker asking the questions. 41-year-old Mark Carter is choosing to forgo an attorney and represent himself in a Michigan court.

Massachusetts Firefighter Charged With Exposing Himself To Teen
A veteran Halifax firefighter has been accused of lewdness for allegedly exposing himself to his daughter’s teenage friend.

Demi Moore 911 Call
The 911 call from Demi Moore’s hospital visit

Casket, remains found in Florida storage unit
A casket containing a woman’s remains was found in a Clearwater storage unit Thursday afternoon, and it appears a family’s secret has been unearthed.

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Holy shit the stepNEWS is amazing today…from proposition minors for sex, to prostiting with AIDS, to being saved by breast impants, to beating cops, to women locking kids in their trailor park bathroom, I’m in love with this post….

Colorado Man Arrested For Prostituting With AIDS
During a police roundup Darren Garcia was arrested for the 9th time in five years for prostituting with AIDS.
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Florida Woman: Breast Implants Saved My Life
A Florida woman was attacked by her ex-boyfriend’s new lover and survived multiple stabs to her chest because of the implants

Teacher Sentence After Craigslist Ad For 13-Year-Old
A second grade teacher, Aaron Turner attempted to have sexual relations with a 13-year-old boy over craigslist. He will be sentence in Morrow County Common Pleas Court

Men Punch Out Temple University Cops On Video
Disturbing cell phone shows a crowd in North Philadelphia turning on two Temple police officers.

Surveillance Camera Shows Bus Attack In Florida
The State Attorney’s Office has released surveillance video of a 14-year-old girl getting beaten up on a school bus.

PA Woman Arrested For Trying To Proposition Teen Boy
A Western Pennsylvania woman trapped a teenage boy in the bathroom of her trailer and attempted to have sex with him

Pennsylvania Cop Might Have Let Bank Robbers Go
A police officer in New Wilmington, Pennsylvania stopped a couple for speeding when he let them go to when dispatched to a bank robbery. It turns out the couple could be responsible for the bank robbery.

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Here’s the news…filled with young dumb sluts being outted to the school….to international idiot burglers….to asshole weathermen….always a good time

This TV Weatherman Doesn’t Care What You Think
WNEP-TV weatherman Joe “Milo” Snedeker And he apparently doesn’t like the opinions of the viewers or coworkers very much

College Student Finds Cocaine in Text Book
Sophia Stockton, a junior at a junior at Mid-America Nazarene University in Olathe in Kansas found a bag of cocaine in a textbook she ordered from Amazon.com

Woman Refuses To Leave Crashed Car For A Week
A Texas woman who drove her rental car into a muddy pond in Idaho spent a week in the stranded vehicle before going to ask for help.

Gun-Toting Grandma Stops Suspect In Yard
Karen Granville said she heard the Sheriff’s helicopter and sirens while laying in bed at about three in the morning Tuesday. She said she then heard someone run right by her bedroom window and through her yard.

Massachusetts Librarian Busted On Child Porn Charges
A Newton librarian is facing child porn charges after his arrest Tuesday night. Peter Buchanan faces two counts of dissemination of child pornography and possession of material depicting a child in sexual conduct.

Texas Teen’s Nude Pics Sent to School Leaders
A Fort Worth teen probably could not have predicted what would happen when she took some very intimate pictures.

Clumsy Thief Shoots Himself In The Foot
In Southern Brazil, a clumsy bank robber shoots his own foot during a heist.

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Here’s some afternoon random news of random people doing random things that are pretty fucking entertaining…cuz people are idiots, perverts, freaks, and I love watching them….it makes for very good times…when you realize just how ridiculous the world is…

NC Mom Takes Out Burglar With Bed Post
Victoria Jones, a North Carolina mother, knew how to defend her family from a would-be intruder, by knocking him on the head with a bed post.

Girl Scout Peeping Tom Arrested
A man was arrested outside a Girl Scout meeting area. The details surrounding his arrest are bizarre and disturbing.

East Haven Mayor Taking Heat For Taco Comment
The Mayor of East Haven, Connecticut is being chastised for his taco comment when asked what was he is going to do for the Latino community.

Woman Sues Cash Money Records
A College Park woman claims a record company is responsible for a violent attack that took place inside a studio bathroom.

“The Ice Hole’ Opens On Minnesota Fishing Lake
A Minnesota man thought it would be a great idea to open a bar on ice catering to ice fishers.

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Here’s some news stories you may or may not have heard…because I assume you’re an ignorant chronic masturbator and the last news you heard was that the handicapped amputee down the street was pregnant with your baby cuz that’s all you’re able to fuck…since she can’t run from your greasy pathetic ass…

I love the stepNEWS

Priest Arrested For Being Naked In Adult Book Store
A Baltimore priest was found half-dressed in a theater at an adult book store in Maryland.

Crazy Fight Outside Detroit Courthouse
Emotions were running high in Michigan when a woman destroyed a TV camera crew’s tripod in order to attack the family of a murder victim.

Utah Drivers Have A Tough Time In Snow
Amateur video from Bountiful, Utah shows lots of near misses and more than a few hits when drivers take to the roads horrible snowy weather.

Arizona Husband And Wife Planned To Kill Law Enforcement Officers In Bizarre Death Pact
It was a final death wish for a Yuma, Arizona couple. Kill themselves, and take down sheriff deputies with them.

Eight Mile Motel Renamed the ‘M-N-M’ in Detroit
On Detroit’s east side, there’s a motel that used to be known as the American, but it now has a new name that may be familiar to fans of hip hop.

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I love the news…and aspire to one day make the news…because leaving a legacy of being an idiot is pretty much all I need in life…I’m so jealous of these idiots…

Pole Goes Down On Live TV
A crane operator wasn’t paying attention and took out a pole at Gillette Stadium in Foxboro, Massachusetts and it was all caught on live TV.

Man Assaults TV Reporter On Camera
Shane Dykes got physical with ABC6 Columbus reporter Dave Detling, who confronted him about animal cruelty charges.

Stuffed Animal Throws Houston, Texas Into Panic
The Houston, Texas Fire Department got one of their stranger – and scarier – calls this week when someone reported seeing a live tiger.

Man allegedly left porn near bus stop intentionally
Police arrested a 47-year-old Leicester, Massachusetts man accused of leaving pornographic videos along the route local middle school students take to get to their bus stop.

Hot Mom Accused of Driving Drunk with Child
Police in Troy, Michigan stop a suspected drunk driver and find her toddler in the vehicle. It was all caught on dash cam video.

Former Neo-Nazi to Run for Sheriff in Arizona
A well known former Neo-Nazi has his sights set on the Pinal County Sheriff’s office now that the current Sheriff, Paul Babeu plans to run for Congress and JT Ready wants the job.

Man Shoots Himself In Head With Nail Gun And Lives
An Illinois man grazed himself with a nail gun in the head and didn’t think much of it until the next day when he was suffering from horrible headaches.

Teacher Finds Mouse In Baby’s Mouth At NJ Daycare
A New Jersey daycare worker found a mouse stuffed in a toddler’s mouth when the child was playing under a table.

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I love the fucking news…it’s amazing…hilarious and filled with idiots…but you don’t have to take my word for that…

Mom Accused of Offering Pawn Shop Worker Sex For Computer
A Michigan mother could face some serious charges. She’s accused of offering herself and her young daughter for sex in exchange for a $25 pawn extension on a laptop.

Video: Teen Beaten at Brooklyn School
The parents of one middle school student at I.S. 171 in Bushwick, Brooklyn, are agonizing over whether they should send their daughter back to the school where she’s been beaten up twice by the same bully.

Body spent days in theater restroom
DENVER — Family members are waiting for answers about how a 66-year-old Colorado man’s body went unnoticed in a locked movie theater restroom for about five days after he died there.

Woman Used Red Nail Polish As Blood To Get Husband Arrested
A Pennsylvania woman painted her face with red nail polish and lied to police about being assaulted by her husband in order to get him arrested.

Panhandler Kidnaps Colorado Woman, Forces Her To Smoke Drugs
A Colorado woman offered money to a panhandler who kidnapped her at gunpoint and forced her to inhale a drug he was smoking.

Business owner accused of being peeping tom
A Swansea, Massachusetts business owner is facing charges after an employee allegedly discovered that he had planted a covert camera in the bathroom.

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Haven’t died in vegas yet…Here’s some news….

Grandmother Attacked Michigan At Chuck E. Cheese
A woman attending her grandson’s 7th Birthday was attacked after she asked some patrons to clean up their language.

Florida Strip Club Offers Casey Anthony Job
Body Talk, a gentlemen’s club in Port St. Lucie, Florida has a job to offer Casey Anthony.

School Kids Told To Pretend To Be Slaves For Homework Assignment
A homework assignment in Melvindale, Michigan has one parent fighting mad. The mother is upset that her son was told pretend he was a slave and detail his life on a plantation.

Mom Leaves Kids In Bushes For McDonald’s
A California mother in jail after leaving her children in the freezing cold while she went to McDonalds. A bystander found the children in the bushes and called the police.

Texas Family Terrorized in Road Rage Incident
What happened on a trip home from dropping the kids off at school has left a Balch Springs family very afraid. They say a road rage incident escalated into some kind of terror campaign.

Mom Found Inappropriate Emails from Therapist to Girl
A mother’s instinct and persistence helped police arrest a North Texas therapist and charge him with sexual assault of her teenaged daughter, according to an arrest warrant affidavit.

Video shows Sarasota bus, car crash
Authorities released video showing a violent collision between a Sarasota County bus and a Toyota from last November.

Security Guard Beaten Over Baby Formula Theft
A security guard caught a beat down when trying to stop thieves from running out of a Target store in Manalapan, New Jersey with the product.

Postal Worker Caught Throwing Package Over Fance
A California man caught a US Postal Service worker tossing his antique clock over a fence.

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Here’s some great stuff going on in the NEWS….the world is insane…doomed and really entertaining…

Alleged Rape Victim Arrested For Not Testifying
An alleged rape victim in San Antonio was arrested for failing to show as a witness for the defense in the trail of an alleged rapist.

Arizona Man Wants Cheating Wife Prosecuted By Police For Cheating
An Arizona man learned that adultery is a crime in Arizona and had his wife arrested when condoms went missing.

Man Followed Home From Strip Club And Robbed
A Connecticut man was followed home from Kahoots strip club and robbed when a pair of men saw him flashing money at the club.

Student Disciplined For Report On Bomb Building
An Oklahoma school called police after giving a student compliments on an paper he wrote about how to build a pressure bomb.

Paris Art Gallery Outraged By Models
The Musee d’Orsay in Paris is threatening legal action against the French lingerie company Etam as part of a flash ad campaign.

Deputy Caught on Video Striking Woman
Internal investigations were under way today into an incident involving a 42-year-old woman seen in a video being struck by a Los Angeles County sheriff’s deputy on a bus in Bellflower.

Beer Theft Fails Because Of Getaway Vehicle
A pair of beer thieves in Texas learned the hard way that an RV doesn’t make a good getaway car when committing a crime. The two criminals were quickly arrested.

Transplant Heart Dropped
A pair of clumsy medics dropped a transplant heart moments after the helicopter transporting the donor organ landed in a Mexico City.

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This is some weirdness, even by my standards, and I have no standards…

The story goes like this…dude’s dating a bitch, she always wants to marry him, he doesn’t pull the trigger, cuz guys don’t like getting married…she ends up having a car accident, dying, and he lives realizes the only way to cope, is to honor his promise to her to marry her and give her that wedding she always wanted, even though she’s dead and missed the fucking boat….

Sure, if you marry a corpse marriage becomes easy, bitch won’t tell him what to do, who to fuck, or nag him for drinking with his buddies too late or not take out the garbage…she won’t bug him to go antiquing, or even refuse him sex….especially anal…so long as he keeps her in the fucking fridge…cuz a rotting wife stinks and when the inards of the bitch fall all over you as you’re doing her up the ass and she breaks cuz you’ve let her dry out, you’ll have a hard time getting the stains out of your mind.

That said, this is probably all a publicity stunt.

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