Here’s the amazing fucking news….if you read the site you know how I feel about this and that is that this is the single most important fucking post of the day because you get to see just how fucking twisted the world actually is….and that to me is more interesting than what Rihanna wore to the grammy’s or some shit….or more importantly…that Whitney Houston, someone who didnt’ give a fuck about you, is dead….and CNN is reporting the shit like a tabloid….instead of focusing on real fucking news…America is doomed….hell, we’re all fucking doomed…even if we have 51 Christina Friendly Ways to Say Vagina …..

Target Forced To Pull Controversial Valentine’s Day Card
Target is forced to pull a controversial Valentine’s Day card due to outrage by domestic violence groups.

Fight Breaks Out During Funeral In Arizona
Dozens of police officers were called to the St. John Institutional Baptist Church near 13th Avenue and Papago Street Friday morning after a brawl broke out inside during a funeral.

Cops: 911 call records drug deal lead to arrest
Police say a Palm Bay, Florida couple was busted, because one of them accidentally dialed 911 during a drug deal.

Video taunts family of missing girl
On the eighth anniversary of a Hanson woman’s disappearance, police are investigating two disturbing leads in the case.

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Here’s the news….to get inpsired by….

Some Kid Wins a Contest but the Prize it at Risk of Being Revoked because it is Being Considered a Gange Sign

Woman Says Breast Implants Saved Her Life
Brazilian-born model Sheyla Hershey credits her breast implants for acting as airbags when she craned her car while driving drunk in Texas.

Teacher Accused of Sex With Student
Police have charged 27 year-old Ashley Jean Campbell with sexual abuse of a minor after they say the former teacher had sex with a 16 year-old male student.

Random Acid Attack Leaves Mom Nearly Blind
A horrifying acid attack has left a single mother of two from Northfield Township nearly blind. Meanwhile, her attacker is still on the loose.

Random Acid Attack Leaves Mom Nearly Blind
A horrifying acid attack has left a single mother of two from Northfield Township nearly blind. Meanwhile, her attacker is still on the loose.

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Here is the best news feed on the internet according to me…because I don’t bother with Huffington Post even though the bitch was in Montreal yesterday and I should have tricked her to buy my site off me via kidnappiing, cuz then I’d be on the news too…like this group of idiots…from dudes paying 12 year olds for sexy pics…to judges court ordering men to take their wives on dates…to a diabetic in diabetic shock being beat by the cops…this shit changes fucking lives…

Rescued Dog Bites TV News Anchor
KUSA-TV anchor Kyle Dyer sustained injuries after being bitten on live television by a Denver dog rescued from icy waters.

Massachusetts coach charged with enticing boy
A Woburn Little League coach was arraigned on child pornography charges Wednesday. 20-year-old Ray McAllister is accused of using Skype to communicate with a 13-year-old Arizona boy.

Deputies: Man took lewd photos of girl
A Dunedin man who worked part time at a daycare center and volunteered at local schools is accused of paying a 12-year-old girl to pose in explicit photos.

Austin, Texas Coach Charged For Giving Teen Plan B
A former AISD teacher has been charged with Delivery of a Dangerous Drug after allegedly giving a student a contraceptive pill.

Man In Diabetic Shock Mistaken For Drunk Driver, Beaten By Police
A driver was pulled out of his car and assaulted by police who believed he was resisting arrest, but really in diabetic shock.

Philadelphia School Students Go On Slapping Rampage
Two Philadelphia kids, filming themselves as they smack their fellow classmates, and what’s worse, a teacher was in the room when it happened.

Judge Sentences Husband To Date With Wife After Domestic Dispute
A Florida judge ordered a husband to take his wife to Red Lobster for a ‘Date Night’ as a ruling in his domestic abuse charge which involved a fight that started when the husband forgot to wish his wife a happy birthday.

Fight Erupts At High School Basketball Game
A high school basketball game in Charlottesville, Virginia got ugly the other night as a fight broke out between players during the game.

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Here’s some news to enlighten, inspire, and who knows maybe some of you are featured in these news stories…cuz let’s face it…it seems pretty fucking easy to make the news…even if it doesn’t pay for shit…

San Antonio Strippers Caught Soliciting On Camera
For years nuns have been pushing to have a local strip club shut down and now there’s video proof that the ladies of The Player’s Club were violating city ordinances and solicited prostitution.

Caught on Tape: Drunk Driver Drives In To Day-Care
A drunk driver drives in to a daycare window twice and falls asleep in the parking lot of the day-care. Police are still looking for the suspect.

Heavy Metal Band ‘Ludlow Falls’ Leading Singer Derek Brunsveld Is In Jail
A 16 girl claims that the former lead singer of Dayton area heavy metal band lured her on Facebook wanting to have sex with her. Officials say this is not his first attempt.

HS Athletic Director Arrested For Solicitation
A high school athletic director Brian Donoher was catch soliciting a undercover officer for sex. Officials said there was a undercover operation that land 10 other men in jail.

Indian Lawmakers Filmed Watching Porn During Debate
Three Indian lawmakers resigned Wednesday after they were filmed allegedly watching porn on a cell phone during a heated debate at a state assembly in Bangalore, southern India.

Strip Club to Open Next to Convent in Illinois
A massive, multi-million dollar strip club is set to open right next to a convent in the western suburbs. The nuns said they didn’t find out until it was too late.

Students In Nashville Classroom Told To “Take It Like A Man�
A teacher at Mount Juliet High School in Tennessee resigned Feb. 6 and at least 10 students were given out- of-school suspensions for playing a game called ‘Take It Like A Man.

School Aide Accused of Making Child Porn
A New York City teacher’s aide was accused Tuesday of making videos of himself spanking one naked child and fondling another in an elementary school classroom.

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Here’s the stepNEWS….I don’t think I really need to intro this post…just watch the local news clips that will remind you how you can be famous…just do something idiotic enough to get noticed…assault your neighbor, stock a celebrity, get in a brawl….be a fucking retard that will support my theory that we’re all fucking doomed….

College Students Have Access to Plan B from a Vending Machine
Shippensburg University provides access to the morning after pill via vending machine.

Surveillance Video of Brutal Atlanta Gang Beating
Atlanta police released surveillance video of a brutal attack on a southwest Atlanta corner on Tuesday.

Volunteer Wrestling Coach Accused of Showing Students Pornography
Volunteer wrestling coach at North Carolina school accused of showing students pictures of nude women.

Man Stabs Brother Over McDonald’s Brownie
Erik Cain from Lackawanna County is back behind bars accused of stabbing his brother over a McDonald’s brownie.

Teenage Admits Murdering Neighbor Was ‘Enjoyable’
At her sentencing for the murder of a young neighbor, portions of the journal of Alyssa Bustamante were read in the court room, in which the teenager admitted to enjoying the killing.

Prostitution Busts In San Antonio
Fox 29 San Antonio went on a ridealong with the SAPD Vice Squad as they rounded up area prostitutes.

Golfer Impaled with Golf Club in Fight in Texas
A North Texas golfer had a close call when he was impaled with the sharp end of a broken putter. Whether it was an accident or because of an argument is now the focus of an investigation.

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Here’s the stepNEWS and it is amazing….that’s why I post it…idiots everywhere…we’re all fucking doomed….

Seattle Woman Offended By Man Watching Porn At Library
A Seattle mother is pushing for policy changes at Seattle libraries after she saw a man watching hardcore porn on one of the library’s computers.

Woman Attacks Burglars With Bottle Of Hot Sauce
Three burglars learned the hard way–you don’t mess with Malisa Gutierrez of Des Moines, Iowa. Guiterrez fought one of them off with a large bottle of hot sauce.

Parents Outraged Over Hazing At Iowa High School
A former freshman wrestler reported that senior teammates allegedly put their genitals in his face and later urinated on him and now parents are calling for the firing administrators.

Parents Outraged That Minnesota Kids Playing ‘Rape Tag’
Parents were livid to find out that their children were playing ‘Rape Tag’ on school grounds during recess and weren’t told about it.

NJ Woman Uses Old Photos In Prostitution Scam
A New Jersey woman posted old photos on a website advertising her services on an escort site and was busted by local police.

Sacramento Man Throws Wallet At Mayor
A man upset that he didn’t get much help after having his identity stolen and threw his wallet at the Sacramento City Council

Missouri Strip Club Finds Nudity Loophole
Bazookas gentlemen’s club in St. Louis, Missouri has found a creative way around nudity laws.

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Here’s the news to remind us all that people are idiots….they do stupid things…they piss stupid people off…they break stupid laws….and the only happiness we have is knowing that at least we’re not Lana Del Rey’s lip….cuz that shit got daddy’s dick all over it…why else would he finance this Bridget Bardot surgery to launch his daughter with moderate talent’s career….stupidness that should be on the news too….

OH Woman Robs Tax Prep Service With Curling Iron
An Ohio woman and her son were arrested after holding up a tax preparation service and assaulting one of the employees with a curling iron.

Texas Mom Accused of Pimping Daughter
A mother is accused of pimping out her 14-year-old daughter and getting a boyfriend to do the same. Both are charged with human trafficking and compelling prostitution.

Zamboni Driver Gets DUI At Hockey Game
A Minnesota man was arrested for operating a Zamboni machine at a youth hockey game while under the influence of alcohol.

Teenage Cancer Survivor Suspended For Growing Hair For Locks Of Love
Madison Academy suspended seventeen-year-old cancer survivor J.T. Gaskins for growing out his hair, in order to donate it to Locks of Love, because it violated school rules.

Mom Drops Baby Out Window Before Getting Set on Fire
A Cleveland woman jumped out of a second story window after being lit on fire by her boyfriend, and tossing her baby out the window into the arms of a passing stranger, police said.

Connecticut Doctor Accused Of Sexual Assaults
A Connecticut doctor is being accused of a string of sexual assaults, having many complaints dismissed over the past six years.

Parasitic Twin Found Living Inside Peruvian Toddler
Doctors have discovered a partially protruding fetus in the stomach of a toddler in Peru. The tissue was removed already.

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I love the stepNEWS cuz it gives me hope that the world is as fucked up a place as I imagine it to be…because without the sketchy weirdness…we’d be surrounded by 9-5 drones who sold their souls to the machine…who don’t go home and take their bitterness out on their sex machines, neighbor’s teen daughters, and all the other bad things that happen when people get desparate…

Topless Protestors Take To The Streets In Switzerland
Topless women hit the streets in Switzerland to protest foreign media as the World Economic Forum is taking place there.

PA Man Attacks Girlfriend With Sledgehammer
Washington County, Pennsylvania resident Paul Helmick is under arrest after attacking his girlfriend with a sledgehammer.

Recess Game “Tag� Replaced With “Slaves And Slave Catchers� In Georgia
A 3rd grade teacher in Atlanta, Georgia would take her students out for recess daily, but instead of letting the kids play tag they played “Slaves and Slave Catchers.�

Seattle Woman Marries Building
After living in it during the Occupy Seattle protest, one woman decides to marry the building before it gets demolished.

Accused Serial Rapist Acts As His Own Defense Attorney
An alleged rape victim gave her testimony in court Friday, but in this case it was her accused attacker asking the questions. 41-year-old Mark Carter is choosing to forgo an attorney and represent himself in a Michigan court.

Massachusetts Firefighter Charged With Exposing Himself To Teen
A veteran Halifax firefighter has been accused of lewdness for allegedly exposing himself to his daughter’s teenage friend.

Demi Moore 911 Call
The 911 call from Demi Moore’s hospital visit

Casket, remains found in Florida storage unit
A casket containing a woman’s remains was found in a Clearwater storage unit Thursday afternoon, and it appears a family’s secret has been unearthed.

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Holy shit the stepNEWS is amazing today…from proposition minors for sex, to prostiting with AIDS, to being saved by breast impants, to beating cops, to women locking kids in their trailor park bathroom, I’m in love with this post….

Colorado Man Arrested For Prostituting With AIDS
During a police roundup Darren Garcia was arrested for the 9th time in five years for prostituting with AIDS.
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Florida Woman: Breast Implants Saved My Life
A Florida woman was attacked by her ex-boyfriend’s new lover and survived multiple stabs to her chest because of the implants

Teacher Sentence After Craigslist Ad For 13-Year-Old
A second grade teacher, Aaron Turner attempted to have sexual relations with a 13-year-old boy over craigslist. He will be sentence in Morrow County Common Pleas Court

Men Punch Out Temple University Cops On Video
Disturbing cell phone shows a crowd in North Philadelphia turning on two Temple police officers.

Surveillance Camera Shows Bus Attack In Florida
The State Attorney’s Office has released surveillance video of a 14-year-old girl getting beaten up on a school bus.

PA Woman Arrested For Trying To Proposition Teen Boy
A Western Pennsylvania woman trapped a teenage boy in the bathroom of her trailer and attempted to have sex with him

Pennsylvania Cop Might Have Let Bank Robbers Go
A police officer in New Wilmington, Pennsylvania stopped a couple for speeding when he let them go to when dispatched to a bank robbery. It turns out the couple could be responsible for the bank robbery.

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Here’s the news…filled with young dumb sluts being outted to the school….to international idiot burglers….to asshole weathermen….always a good time

This TV Weatherman Doesn’t Care What You Think
WNEP-TV weatherman Joe “Milo” Snedeker And he apparently doesn’t like the opinions of the viewers or coworkers very much

College Student Finds Cocaine in Text Book
Sophia Stockton, a junior at a junior at Mid-America Nazarene University in Olathe in Kansas found a bag of cocaine in a textbook she ordered from Amazon.com

Woman Refuses To Leave Crashed Car For A Week
A Texas woman who drove her rental car into a muddy pond in Idaho spent a week in the stranded vehicle before going to ask for help.

Gun-Toting Grandma Stops Suspect In Yard
Karen Granville said she heard the Sheriff’s helicopter and sirens while laying in bed at about three in the morning Tuesday. She said she then heard someone run right by her bedroom window and through her yard.

Massachusetts Librarian Busted On Child Porn Charges
A Newton librarian is facing child porn charges after his arrest Tuesday night. Peter Buchanan faces two counts of dissemination of child pornography and possession of material depicting a child in sexual conduct.

Texas Teen’s Nude Pics Sent to School Leaders
A Fort Worth teen probably could not have predicted what would happen when she took some very intimate pictures.

Clumsy Thief Shoots Himself In The Foot
In Southern Brazil, a clumsy bank robber shoots his own foot during a heist.

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