I love retards and thus I love the stepNEWS…

Man Shows Up to Job Interview Naked, Fights Police
A Sacramento man showed up to a prospective job interview at a welding shop naked, rambling incoherently, and proceeded to fight with police when they attempted to subdue him. Jose Ayala has been charged with resisting arrest, indecent exposure, and assault on a police officer.

Student suing college over sex-crazed roommate
A Stonehill College graduate is suing her alma mater after the Roman Catholic institution failed to let her move to a single dormitory room to escape her roommate’s frequent sexual escapades.

http://www.redlasso.com/featured/stonehill-graduate/

Limbaugh Calls Student ‘Slut’ on Radio
Conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh is stirring controversy over his comments in the birth control debate. On his show Wednesday, Limbaugh called Georgetown University law student Sandra Fluke, who was barred from testifying about contraceptives, a slut and a prostitute.

Tiger Woods Snaps At Reporter
Tiger Woods lost his cool when dealing with a Golf Channel reporter who asked if there was any truth to claims that Tiger Woods once thought about giving up golf to become a Navy SEAL.

Worst Bank Robber Ever
Trevor Gladston, Jr. attempted to rob a Georgia branch of Wells Fargo Bank, but walked away empty handed, which upset the driver of the cab that took him to the bank in the first place. Gladston then returned to the bank in an effort to try robbing the bank again, but was met by police.

San Antonio Residents of Accused Child Molester Breathe a Sigh of Relief
Neighbors on Heidelberg St. say they’re not surprised 69 year-old Patrick Gannon has been charged with aggravated sexual assault of a child.

Dad Disrupts HS Hockey Game With Laser Pointer
A Winthrop High School hockey dad asked to leave tournament for shining laser in the eyes of opposing team.

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I think the stepNEWS is what keeps me going. This shit is gold…even most of you don’t realize I even post it cuz there’s a lack of tit in it….but I find the shit fascinating…..

Man Arrested For Hiring Underage Girl To Dance For Him
A teenager went to police after a Texas man recruited her and a friend to dancer for him at his home.

FL Woman Sets Fire To Legendary Tree While Smoking Drugs
The Seminole County Sheriff`s Office has arrested a woman in connection with a fire that destroyed The Senator Tree in Longwood’s Big Tree Park on January 16.

FL Teacher Arrested For Sex With 16-Year-Old Boy
A former Volusia County teacher Stephanie Cobb was arrested for having a sexual relationship with one of her students and authorities found thousands of text messages between the two.

Teacher Leaves Wife, Kids For 18 Year Old Student
James Hooker, a 41 year old man, who teaches at a school in Modesto left his wife and three kids to pursue a relationship with an 18 year old girlfriend he had, that just happened to be a former student of Mr. Hooker. One of Hooker’s daughters is the same age as the teachers new girlfriend.

Why Some Exotic Dancers Become Trapped In The Lifestyle
They’ve danced in clubs as far away as Vegas and New Orleans. The cash comes fast and easy and so do the drugs and alcohol.

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Anyone who reads this site….and despite the no comments….I assume maybe one of you does…knows that I love the stepNEWS because I think it is the only post that actually matters or has substance…since Hollywood is a pile of bullshit….distracting ourselves with girls who won’t fuck us is a waste of time and that’s pretty much all we do here….except for this….this is the gold…real people we share the streets with being mental cases….and often times hilarious…..

Here’s the stepNEWS….even when it sucks it is aweseome…

Peeping Tom Caught In Seattle
A Peeping Tom was caught in Seattle, but set free with no bail, upsetting the woman he was taping.

Teen Arrested For Receiving Topless Photo Of Teen Girl
Douglas County Sheriff’s investigators announced Tuesday that no charges will be filed against any of the juveniles involved in the recent sexting investigation at Chaparral High School in Parker.

‘KKK Chicken’ Typo Causes Uproar
A typo on a school menu in Methuen, Massachusetts upset parents. KK Chicken, short for Krispy & Krunchy Chicken, became KKK Chicken on the menu, which has since been corrected.

Caught On Tape: Car Crashes Into New York Home

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I almost felt a burnout coming…with the Oscars and shit I was forced to deal with how much I hate celebrity and hollywood…I mean it was once no interest, went along with it…but it is now actual hatred that I have trouble living with myself for dedicated 8 years to documenting it for no real reason other than laziness…

I like real people and their real problems and their real sturpidies that get them on the real news….this is where it is at…

Here’s the stepNEWS….I’m not gonna kill myself.

Naked Man Fights With Police In Sacramento
A naked man got into a violent confrontation with a naked man in Sacramento, California.

Video: Grown man Destroys Teenager’s Car With Monster Minivan – at the Redneck Yacht Club….
A 40-year-old man allegedly using a jacked up van to crush a 16-year-old girl’s car.

Caught on Tape: Murder Suspect Spits In Lawyer’s Face
Clinton Drake, a murder suspect had to be hauled out of a Florida courtroom after spitting in the face of his lawyer on camera.

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You know there’s more to life than Oscar coverage right? You know that the build up and the aftermath of all things Oscar diverted focus from actual real life and what’s really going on…by making you think you care about some biased opinion of the best movie….instead of just seeing the shit on your own and making your own opion….So here’s the news…to cleanse you of that marketing hell….with great stories of tragedy, dispair, perversion and amazingness….far better than any movie cuz it is real life….

Fishermen Catch 40 lbs. of Marijuana
Two fishermen find 40lb brick of marijuana floating off the coast of California.

Karaoke Song Choice Leads To Killing
An argument over song choice at a Houston karaoke bar led to a fatal overnight shooting, police said. The incident happened after the victim finished performing the Spanish-language song “Somos mas Americanos,â€? which translated to English means “We Are More American.”

Couple Married At Gas Station Before Groom Arrested
A couple stopped at a gas station in Albuquerque, New Mexico when policed stepped in to arrest the groom who had an outstanding warrant. The police did make it possible for the couple to be married at the gas station before arresting the groom

Little Boy Sneaks Out To Fight Crime
Lliam Baird, a young Oregon boy, dressed in all black packed his Nerf guns, and went out looking for bad guys to bring to justice in the middle of the night. Luckily he didn’t run into trouble, a police officer did find him and made sure he got home safely.

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Here’s the news….get some culture in your hick brains….you gang of boob obsessed, close minded morons…I’m embarrassed that you are the only idiots…who come to my party…what does that say about me? Not a whole fucking lot….

Love Triangle Erupts Into Jail Fight
A love triangle ended in violence early Sunday morning, when two women showed up at the Lorain Police Department to post bond for the same man.

Porn Runs On Best Buy Display TV’s
A woman shopping for televisions with her grandson were surprised when porn images popped up on the display screens of their local Best Buy.

Officer Gets Caught Stealing Food from Break Room
A Texas police department set up a sting operation to find out who was stealing food from their snack room refrigerator, and were surprised to find out that it was another officer taking food that wasn’t theirs.

Caught On Tape: Fight Breaks Out At Funeral
Police were called to Good Samaritan Church of God in Christ near 52nd and Burleigh in Milwaukee for a disturbance Tuesday afternoon. Inside the building, people had gathered for the funeral of 19-year-old Raheem Johnson, when witnesses say someone pulled a gun.

High School Cafeteria Worker Resigns Over Student Sex Scandal
A former cafeteria worker with the Massillon City School District is under investigation for allegedly having sex with male high school students at Washington High School.

Underage Girls Traded Nude Photos For Tattoos
A tattoo artist in Western Pennsylvania is under arrest after trading tattoos and piercings for underage photos underage girls took of themselves.

Couple Held Captive By Man With Hot Butter Knife
A husband and wife were held captive by Jonathan Amador who tortured them with a scorching hot butter knife.

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Here’s the news …. the amazingly awkward news….

Detroit Residents Being Sued for Illegally Downloading Porn
Across Metro Detroit, people are getting letters in the mail, claiming they’ve downloaded pornographic movies illegally. It’s a legitimate copyright lawsuit, and the settlements can be as high as $5,000 per movie. In a federal lawsuit filed in December, NuCorp, Ltd. claims 240 people in Michigan illegally downloaded their movies.

Woman Hatched Plot To Murder Fur Wearers
Meredith Lowell, 27, of Cleveland Heights was indicted for solicitation of murder after the FBI said she tried to hire a hit man to kill a random person wearing fur in what she was calling a ‘protest.’ “She wanted to hire someone for money, somebody to go out and murder somebody with a fur coat on, anybody with a fur coat,� said FBI Special Agent Scott Wilson.

College Basketball Announcer Falls Off Stool
Before the Xavier vs. Dayton game announcer James Bates took a tumble when his stool gave out from under him.

Fight at Detroit Casino Caught on Video
A wild scene was caught on tape inside MotorCity Casino Hotel. A brawl involving numerous women inside the casino’s Grand River Deli was caught on video.

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Here’s the stepNEWS….that shouldn’t be news…because I think it’s just a slice of Americana….you know…just representitive of what you are all a part of….from Kate Upton talking about sand in her cunt for hits….to mom’s getting their babies drunk….we’re all part of them and they are all part of us….I don’t know what I’m saying just watch the news weirdo…or maybe I’m a weirdo…

Kate Upton Again…I Know…Annoying.. on Good Day LA
Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover model Kate Upton stops by Good Day LA to talk about when she got the news, learning The Dougie, her curvy figure, and getting sand in her crotch on photo shoots.

Iowa Mom Arrested For Getting Toddler Drunk
An Iowa mother was arrested for letting her 22-month old daughter become intoxicated

Ghost Sex: Paranormal Investigator Detects Spirits in East Side House
Last fall, FOX 8 News profiled Dianne Carlisle, who claimed to have ghosts living inside her Euclid home. Several months have passed and Dianne doesn’t doubt her ghostly visitors, even though the sex seems to have stopped.

Texas Teacher Tells Spanish Speaking Student To ‘Go Back To Mexico’
A North Texas teacher is fighting to keep her job after telling a Spanish-speaking student to ‘go back to Mexico’

Massachusetts School Brawl Caught On Tape
Members of the Lynn School Committee are calling for an investigation into a video that shows students participating, watching and recording a vicious fight.

Caught on Tape: Driver Runs Down Pedestrian

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I love the stepNEWS….even on president’s day….but that’s probably cuz I am in canada and dont’ have presidents day…..or maybe it is just cuz the stepNEWS is awesome….

Woman Upset She Ate Bull Testicles At Pizza Shop
A Virginia woman believes that a local pizzeria didn’t do a good enough job of letting her know what she was eating when she ordered their ‘Blue Bell’ pizza that included bull testicles as a topping.

Black Man Sentenced To Prison For Hate Crimes Against Interracial Couple
Carl and Susan Smith were shocked to find out that the person that was sending them racist hate mail was, Glenn E. Morgan, a black man who has a PHD. Morgan was sentenced to 90 days in a federal prison for his hate mail.

Man Burns NJ Flag In Protest Of Whitney Houston Tribute
John Burn, a Michigan father of a solider killed in the line of duty burned the state flag of New Jersey out of protest that New Jersey Governor Chris Christie ordered flags to fly at half-staff to honor Whitney Houston.

Caught on Tape: Beef Burglar
A Florida man was caught breaking into a supermarket and stealing $75 worth of meat, doing $500 in damage in the process.

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If you read this site….you know how i feel about the stepNEWS….it’s amazing…inspiring…rewarding…all things good in the world…by showcasing all things bad….and that works for me

Homeless Man Leaves Disturbing Love Letters For Georgia Woman
A homeless man is accused of leaving disturbing love letters for a Georgia woman, including his desires to taste her blood.

Defendant Collapses After Drinking Poison In Court
A defendant collapsed on the floor of a Florida court room after being found guilty in a trespassing claim.

Dashcam Video: Florida Girl Tased, Head Hit Concrete
A Florida girl running from a police officer in Tampa, Florida was tased and suffered brain damage after her head hit the concrete.

Caught on Tape: Florida Students In School Bus Fight
Fifteen-year-old Leah Szeluga said she was attacked on her school bus Friday and wound up getting in trouble and suspended.

Role Playing Lands Couple In Jail
A couple that was role playing their sexual fantasies on Valentine’s Day in Portland, Oregon were in court after their arrest for disorderly conduct.

Moms Brawl At Cracker Barrel Restaurant On Valentine’s Day
Two mothers got into a massive brawl at a South Haven, Mississippi Cracker Barrel restaurant and it all started over a crying baby.

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