This is not a game….this is real life…and that’s why I love it…Hollywood is so spoiled, insulated and fake….real entertainments comes from our streets…the world is filled with freaks and 99.9999999 percent of them aren’t famous…so that’s why the news is so important…it allows me to get to know people I wish I got to hang out with….because these weirdos are funny.

Lighting Fail on Fox 5 NY
Weather reporter Audrey Puente had the lights go out on her during her Sunday evening forecast

Man Pulls Gun On Kid Playing Hide & Seek In His Yard
A Boulder, Colorado man pulled a pistol on a a young boy who was playing Hide & Seek in his yard while at a birthday party for a neighbor’s son.

Student Says Teacher Forced Her to Urinate in a Bucket
A 14-year-old student claims that a Patrick Henry High School teacher forced her to urinate in a bucket in order to humiliate her.

Extreme Peeping Tom in Ohio
An Ohio woman wakes up to find a man caressing her hand.

Little League Baseball Orders Strip Club To Take Donation Back
A California strip club donated money to a local Little League team, but the team was order to give the money back.

Arrest in ear-biting attack on coach
Springfield police have arrested a man they say punched and bit off part of the ear of a coach following a youth basketball game.

Teacher Re-Arrested For Affair With Former Student
A former Holyoke middle school teacher who pleaded guilty to having sex with an underage student has been charged with probation violation after the now-18-year-old boy was found at her home.

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Someone sent me in this picture of a naked shopper in Montreal walking the streets, overly excited about the weather, celebrating the melting snow…..and it reminded me how amazing people are….real people and crazy people who don’t know they are crazy unlike spoiled kids who pretend they are crazy as an excuse for being shitt people….fuck celebrities…the world is about all of us freaks….

Here’s the actual stepNEWS…

Customer Killed Over Price Of Condoms
A gas station clerk is in custody this morning and a customer dead after a shooting on Detroit’s west side.

Paintball attack leaves woman partially blind
A paintball attack left a Carrollton woman with permanent eye damage. Police are looking for the two people responsible. Her husband, Kevin Bullock, said he thinks they were aiming for her. “They laughed about it. She screamed and started crying and they were laughing about it,” he said.

Naked Fugitive Takes Police On Wild Chase
Matthew Ibarria jumped from a speeding minivan while running away from police in Georgia…with no clothes on.

Florida Dad Embarrasses Son Over Bad Grades
A Florida dad made his 7th grade son stand on a street corner with a sign in order to get through to the boy about doing better in school.

“Project M” House Party Foiled By Cops
A Michigan teen party turned from quirky to complete insanity after police are tipped off by Twitter chatter.

Drive-Thru Drunk Driver Dies In Crash
Several fast food workers at an Ohio Taco Bell called police Wednesday night after a woman who was visibly intoxicated came through the drive-thru at the restaurant.

AA Flight Attendant Restrained at DFW
Passengers on American Airlines Flight 2332 were settling in for a trip to Chicago on Friday when they say a flight attendant took over the public-address system and launched into a rant that included references to 9-11 and the safety of their plane.

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Best post of the day as far as I’m concerned is this…real life rejects, losers, and failures…

Accused Manhattan Madam Speaks Out From Jail
The suburban mother of four accused of running a brothel with high-class clients told the NY Post that she’s part of a bigger operation by prosecutors to nab at least 10 high- powered New Yorkers.

Massachusetts teacher resigns after computer seizure
A 31-year-old teacher at Wakefield High School resigned after police seized a computer from his classroom that had official school ID photos of female students downloaded onto it.

Pat Robertson Supports Decriminalizing Pot
Religious broadcaster Pat Robertson says marijuana should be treated like alcohol because the government’s war on drugs has failed.

Arizona State University Undie Run In Danger Of Being Shut Down
The ‘Undie Run’ at Arizona State University has become a popular tradition, but now it’s in danger of being shut down.

Texas Teen Almost Takes Out Neighbor
An out of control SUV barely missed a man doing yard work in Corpus Christi, Texas.

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Here is the best post, arguably on the entire internet, because it’s a cross section of the American people, it’s non discrimenatory, or fixated on the rich, powerful, glamourous detached from American life….It is a mix of everything, I mean unless you consider focusing on idiots who make the news typecasting and stereotyping….either way…it is the best post on the internet.

Mother, Son Duke It Out Over Salsa
Christopher Phillips, a 23 year old Florida man, got very upset when his mother tried to use some of his salsa and taco sauce without his permission. Phillips got so worked up he put his mother in a head lock, injuring her neck and breaking her glasses. Phillips along with his girlfriend, 27 year old Lisa Tyre, are both facing battery charges.

Ohio Girl Tased While In Diabetic Shock, Loses Brutality Law Suit
In Stow, OH Chelsea Garrett was pulled over after experiencing temporary blackouts on the road from her diabetes medicine. During the traffic stop, the officer used a taser on her multiple times.

California Teacher Moonlighting In Porn?
Junior High School students in Oxnard are being told to avoid internet sex sites, not on general principal, but because they might see one of their teachers.

Affidavit: CPS Worker Paid Teen for Sex
An investigator for Texas Child Protective Services has been arrested and charged with the sexual abuse of a child.

Model fired for ‘big hips’
A Dutch model is the winner of a lawsuit against her agency after claiming she was fired for having big hips.

Lottery Winner On Welfare
Andrea Clayton, a Michigan woman won $1 Million in the lottery, spent money on new cars and a new house, but is using welfare money to buy food and sees nothing wrong with it.

Child Finds Condom on School Playground
The mother of a second grader, who found an open condom on an Austin elementary school playground, is speaking out.

Miami Cop Fired For Driving With Mattress On Roof Of Patrol Car
A Miami-Dade County police officer is out of a job just days before retirement when she was spotted driving a patrol car with mattresses tied to the roof.

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I don’t know how the stepNEWS doesn’t have it’s own TV show….It’s just that good….if it had a hole I could fuck I’d fuck it…far better than any woman around….especially the clip about the dude who accidentally killed his gf with a homemade cannon in his trailer park home….dreams do come true.

Reporter Falls Asleep On The Air
While doing a live shot for Fox Austin political reporter Doug Luzader fell asleep on the air on Wednesday morning.

Toilets Exploding at Chicago College
Dozens of toilets have begun exploding due to water pressure issues at a University of Chicago dorm.

Man Accidentally Kills Girlfriend With Homemade Cannon
A man indadvertedly killed his girlfriend when he set off his homemade cannon outside their mobile home in California.

Girl gang robs Good Samaritan
Four teens, ages 17-19, faked car trouble to lure 21-year old Cameron Castro as he was walking home early Saturday morning on Curry Ford Road in Orlando.

Officer Suspended for Alleged Exposure
The Arlington Police Department is standing by its decision to suspend one of its officers rather than fire him. He was investigated for sexual misconduct while on duty.

Deer Gets Stuck in Dressing Room
A deer burst into a clothing store dressing room in Lansdale, PA, closing the door behind itself.

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Here’s the stepNEWS….my favorite…even though the best thing in the news today was Obama saying “This isn’t a game, this is real life”….Urban.

Courtroom Scuffle Breaks Out In Florida
A scuffle breaks out in a Florida courtroom.

Home Video Captures Helicopter Crash
A helicopter crashed in the Arizona desert while filming a segment for the Korean version of Top Gear.

Texas Man Charged With Sexting Minor
An Austin elementary school teacher prevented her student from possibly being the victim of a sex assault. Police say the 12-year-old was sexting with a 28-year-old man.

Soccer Mom Accused Of Running Brothel
A mother of four from Orange County, New York, is accused of running a high-end brothel out of an apartment building on Manhattan’s Upper East Side, according to the Manhattan District Attorney’s Office.

Caught on Tape: 15-Year-Old DUI Driver Crashes Truck
A 15-year-old boy was not only driving a truck without a license but had been drinking before he crashed, according to Mesa Police, and it was all caught on camera.

Michigan Teacher Facing Sex Charges
A substitute band teacher is accused of sexting several students, and having sexual contact with another. And police describe that encounter as “not consensual.”

Will The Condom Law Drive Porn Biz Out?
Condoms are now required on Los Angeles Adult Film sets…

Columbus, OH Drivers Wreck On Icy Roads
Commuters were caught on icy roads and had a tough time getting to work.

Murder suspect attacked in Massachusetts courtroom
A courtroom brawl broke out in Western Massachusetts when the family of a murder victim attacked her alleged killer.

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You know the stepNEWS is my favorite….because it is relevant to our lives…as it features those who walk amongst us…while all these celebrity idiots live in an insular, spoiled, fantasy world that only matters because they think it does…by celebrating their work and shoving it down our throats since they control the media…..while the news is the core of how fucked we all really are…you know the actual effects of all this trash that exists…so here it is…

VIDEO: Grizzly bear charges at hikers
Some hikers in Alaska had a scary encounter with a grizzly bear and captured it on video.

Rapper Young Buck’s girlfriend grazed by bullet in SUV
Metro Police said Young Buck’s girlfriend was grazed by a bullet while riding in a vehicle driven by the rapper early Sunday morning. Buck’s girlfriend, Kenyetta Rainey, was hit once in the shoulder.

Man Robs Gas Station With Candy Bar
The clerk says the suspect walked up to the counter and said quote ‘you’re being robbed’ then handed over the candy bar. The suspect stole cash from the register and then ran away.

NJ Pharmacy Gives Kids Cancer Medication In Pill Mix-Up
A Chatham, New Jersey pharmacy accidentally gave children cancer medication instead of chewable fluoride tablets for 10 weeks.

Mom Lets 4-Year-Old Son Drive Car Because God Was Guiding Her
A Texas mother let her 4-year-old son drive her SUV because she just wanted to have a ‘good time’ and was guided by God. She then led police on a chase running red lights and blowing through stop signs.

Armored truck guard killed partner, stole $2M, DA says
More than $2 million is missing from an armored car in Pittsburgh, and a missing guard is wanted for allegedly killing his partner in the process of robbing the truck.

Texas Girl Scouts Chase Down & Punch Cookie Thief
A thief tried to take off with money from a Girl Scout Cookie sale, but the Scouts weren’t giving up without a fight. The suspects got away and the girls are left angry.

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I love retards and thus I love the stepNEWS…

Man Shows Up to Job Interview Naked, Fights Police
A Sacramento man showed up to a prospective job interview at a welding shop naked, rambling incoherently, and proceeded to fight with police when they attempted to subdue him. Jose Ayala has been charged with resisting arrest, indecent exposure, and assault on a police officer.

Student suing college over sex-crazed roommate
A Stonehill College graduate is suing her alma mater after the Roman Catholic institution failed to let her move to a single dormitory room to escape her roommate’s frequent sexual escapades.

http://www.redlasso.com/featured/stonehill-graduate/

Limbaugh Calls Student ‘Slut’ on Radio
Conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh is stirring controversy over his comments in the birth control debate. On his show Wednesday, Limbaugh called Georgetown University law student Sandra Fluke, who was barred from testifying about contraceptives, a slut and a prostitute.

Tiger Woods Snaps At Reporter
Tiger Woods lost his cool when dealing with a Golf Channel reporter who asked if there was any truth to claims that Tiger Woods once thought about giving up golf to become a Navy SEAL.

Worst Bank Robber Ever
Trevor Gladston, Jr. attempted to rob a Georgia branch of Wells Fargo Bank, but walked away empty handed, which upset the driver of the cab that took him to the bank in the first place. Gladston then returned to the bank in an effort to try robbing the bank again, but was met by police.

San Antonio Residents of Accused Child Molester Breathe a Sigh of Relief
Neighbors on Heidelberg St. say they’re not surprised 69 year-old Patrick Gannon has been charged with aggravated sexual assault of a child.

Dad Disrupts HS Hockey Game With Laser Pointer
A Winthrop High School hockey dad asked to leave tournament for shining laser in the eyes of opposing team.

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I think the stepNEWS is what keeps me going. This shit is gold…even most of you don’t realize I even post it cuz there’s a lack of tit in it….but I find the shit fascinating…..

Man Arrested For Hiring Underage Girl To Dance For Him
A teenager went to police after a Texas man recruited her and a friend to dancer for him at his home.

FL Woman Sets Fire To Legendary Tree While Smoking Drugs
The Seminole County Sheriff`s Office has arrested a woman in connection with a fire that destroyed The Senator Tree in Longwood’s Big Tree Park on January 16.

FL Teacher Arrested For Sex With 16-Year-Old Boy
A former Volusia County teacher Stephanie Cobb was arrested for having a sexual relationship with one of her students and authorities found thousands of text messages between the two.

Teacher Leaves Wife, Kids For 18 Year Old Student
James Hooker, a 41 year old man, who teaches at a school in Modesto left his wife and three kids to pursue a relationship with an 18 year old girlfriend he had, that just happened to be a former student of Mr. Hooker. One of Hooker’s daughters is the same age as the teachers new girlfriend.

Why Some Exotic Dancers Become Trapped In The Lifestyle
They’ve danced in clubs as far away as Vegas and New Orleans. The cash comes fast and easy and so do the drugs and alcohol.

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Anyone who reads this site….and despite the no comments….I assume maybe one of you does…knows that I love the stepNEWS because I think it is the only post that actually matters or has substance…since Hollywood is a pile of bullshit….distracting ourselves with girls who won’t fuck us is a waste of time and that’s pretty much all we do here….except for this….this is the gold…real people we share the streets with being mental cases….and often times hilarious…..

Here’s the stepNEWS….even when it sucks it is aweseome…

Peeping Tom Caught In Seattle
A Peeping Tom was caught in Seattle, but set free with no bail, upsetting the woman he was taping.

Teen Arrested For Receiving Topless Photo Of Teen Girl
Douglas County Sheriff’s investigators announced Tuesday that no charges will be filed against any of the juveniles involved in the recent sexting investigation at Chaparral High School in Parker.

‘KKK Chicken’ Typo Causes Uproar
A typo on a school menu in Methuen, Massachusetts upset parents. KK Chicken, short for Krispy & Krunchy Chicken, became KKK Chicken on the menu, which has since been corrected.

Caught On Tape: Car Crashes Into New York Home

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