The stepNEWS is my favorite. These people walk amongst us. They are our neigbors, friends, family and that makes them better than any celebs. I mean imagine the commitment it takes to be labeled a serial flasher….or the confidence it takes to be Sheriff when you’re a white supremacist, or the insanity it takes a woman to think a potato chip is a message from her dead father….it’s fucking awesome, inspiring, entertaining….

Serial Flasher Strikes Again in Detroit
He’s been terrorizing businesses all around Metro Detroit with his privates, but now cops know what he looks like.

White Supremacist Running for Sheriff in Iowa
An Idaho man, and leader of his local chapter of the Ku Klux Klan, is running for sheriff of Bonner County.

Study Shows Women Get Sexual Pleasure From Working Out
A new study shows that women can receive sexual pleasure when weightlifting or yoga.

Woman Thinks Potato Chip Is Sign From Dead Father
A Missouri family believes that a potato chip with a bizarre marking is a symbol that their departed father crossed over into heaven.

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I love me some stepNEWS…..cuz without it….we’d be stuck with just vapid hollywood bitches and there’s little to no fun in that…when so many weird fucking real life people are out there to laugh at and be inspired by…true fucking story.

Oregon Mom Arrested For Watching 17-Year-Old Daughter Strip
A mother in Salem, Oregon has been arrested and charged for allegedly watching her 17 year old daughter strip at a club. Months ago, the mother complained to the media that the strip club hired her underage child, but surveillance video shows her apparently giving the girl money.

Man-on-Man Kiss Interrupts Rick Santorum Appearance
A pair of men locked lips at a Rick Santorum campaign stop in Arlington Heights, Illinois and were removed from the event.

Teacher Tells African-American Student to Read “Blacker”
A Virginia high school English teacher is under investigation for telling the only African-American student in her class to read a Langston Hughes poem ‘Blacker.”

Guard Faints During St. Patrick’s Day Parade with Kate Middleton
While Kate Middleton met Irish guard on St. Patrick’s Day, one of the guards passed out while the Duchess was handing out shamrocks.

Family Surprised By Naked Intruder
A New Hampshire man was arrested on Sunday after allegedly he broke into a Manchester apartment dressed in only a t-shirt. Joseph O’Shea, 31, barged into a Chestnut Street apartment on Sunday while Lindsay Bolton was half asleep on her couch.

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Here’s the stepNEWS!! The best post in the history of the internet that no one appreciates but me because I like the failures of humanity…while you just like tits….you useless fucking leech of a human….

Milwaukee man caught stealing light pole on video
A Milwaukee man faces two charges for allegedly cutting up and stealing a light pole from an on-ramp on Milwaukee County’s northwest side.

Fake Health Inspector Scams Restaurants For Free Food
Investigators in Fayette County say a bogus health inspector is going around to restaurants and threatening to conduct spot inspections. They say the man backs down if they agree to feed him for free.

Man Tries Selling Teen for Sex at Starbucks
The FBI was watching as a man tried to sell a teenager inside a downtown coffee shop. Federal prosecutors have now released the undercover video of the transaction. Eric Tutstone, 44, was convicted of “sex trafficking a child� and sentenced on Tuesday to 11 years in prison.

Project X-Style Party Leaves One Dead
A house party outside Houston got out of control and turned violent quickly, leave one shot dead.

Police: ‘Crapper scrapper’ stole toilet parts from 18 businesses
A Colorado man is accused of doing to at least 18 metro businesses over two months.

Mother Outraged After Vicious Girl Fight Posted Online
A vicious girl fight is sparking outrage. Now, a local mother is speaking out after witnessing the video of a nasty street brawl that was posted online.

Urology practice offers pizza for men getting vasectomies
Get a vasectomy, eat some pizza and watch some basketball, that’s what a Boston-area Urologist is offering.

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I don’t think I need to really explain to you why I like the stepNEWS…I say the same fucking intro everyday….but I’ll tell you this…real people are amazing…in all their imperfect, embarrassing, idiotic glory….

Here’s the stepNEWS…

Reporter Slips and Falls During Snowy Report
In Sacramento, CA reporter Dave Marquis found himself face down in the snow after his news report didn’t go according to plan.

Councilman Confused with Porn Actor Online
A mistake on the movie database IMDB.com left San Marcos Councilman Shane Scott confused with a soft-core porn actor.

Cop Caught Having Sex in Squad Car
A Memphis police officer is off duty because of what he may have been heard doing while his squad car microphone was on.

Serial Killer Joined Military to Satisfy His Need to Kill
A former United States Marine, Itzcoatl Ocampo who is being charged with multiple counts of murder in California, told detectives that he joined the military to satisfy his urge to kill. He was disappointed when he didn’t see combat.

Dad jailed trying to break up fight
Police say 55-year-old Robert Teague appeared to have good intentions when he tried to resolve a dispute between his 16-year-old son and another student at Eau Gallie High School.

Staten Island man finds snake in toilet
A man on Staten Island woke up in the middle night to go to the bathroom only to find a slithering surprise inside his toilet: a 4-foot snake.

Woman Finds Feathers in McNugget
In Elkert, IN Raquel House got a little something extra when she bit into a McDonald’s McNugget and found feathers.

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Everyone knows that I related and embrace the idiots that make up the fabric of our lives and our communities. I love the freaks, the dirtbags, the low lives, the trash, the rich and the poor…they are just more authentic that the celebrity bullshit everyone else is obsessed with….sure every once in a while REAL LIFE ISSUES I AM FASCINATED BY HIT HOLLYWOOD but for the most part it’s just a bunch of dumb cunts doing dumb shit that is neither cool, nor inspiring….

That’s why the stepNEWS is so important!

Woman In Boston Red Line Attack Admits She Overreacted
A woman on the Red Line caught on camera violently beating a stranger now says she should not have done it.

Art Gallery Owner Upsets Neighbors With Topless Painting Show
The owner of gallery on the lower east side of Manhattan isn’t a stranger to controversy. Last year, he had an exhibit on display called porno paintings. Now, he’s at it again. But this time it’s near a school; that has some parents angry.

Nuns Protest Opening Of Strip Club in Illinois
As a strip club in Stone Park, Illinois prepares to open next to a convent, nuns attended a town meeting to express their displeasure with the plans.

Shoplifting Teen Forced To Wear ‘Thief’ Shirt
A single mom of four from Louisiana is making one of her daughters wear a shirt announcing her sticky fingers after having to pick the girl up for shoplifting.

Tide Detergent Crime Spree Sweeps Nation
Did you know that Tide laundry detergent is being called ‘liquid gold’ because of a crime wave that has spread across the country? It’s becoming a national epidemic.

Skimpy dresses banned from Connecticut high school prom
Prom dresses that show too much skin are banned from the high school prom in Southington. A committee made up of parents, students and faculty agreed on the adoption of a new prom dress code which prohibits girls from wearing gowns with slits that rise above the fingertips and with cutouts in the side or midriff area.

Homemade Fireworks Kill Man in Nebraska

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This is not a game….this is real life…and that’s why I love it…Hollywood is so spoiled, insulated and fake….real entertainments comes from our streets…the world is filled with freaks and 99.9999999 percent of them aren’t famous…so that’s why the news is so important…it allows me to get to know people I wish I got to hang out with….because these weirdos are funny.

Lighting Fail on Fox 5 NY
Weather reporter Audrey Puente had the lights go out on her during her Sunday evening forecast

Man Pulls Gun On Kid Playing Hide & Seek In His Yard
A Boulder, Colorado man pulled a pistol on a a young boy who was playing Hide & Seek in his yard while at a birthday party for a neighbor’s son.

Student Says Teacher Forced Her to Urinate in a Bucket
A 14-year-old student claims that a Patrick Henry High School teacher forced her to urinate in a bucket in order to humiliate her.

Extreme Peeping Tom in Ohio
An Ohio woman wakes up to find a man caressing her hand.

Little League Baseball Orders Strip Club To Take Donation Back
A California strip club donated money to a local Little League team, but the team was order to give the money back.

Arrest in ear-biting attack on coach
Springfield police have arrested a man they say punched and bit off part of the ear of a coach following a youth basketball game.

Teacher Re-Arrested For Affair With Former Student
A former Holyoke middle school teacher who pleaded guilty to having sex with an underage student has been charged with probation violation after the now-18-year-old boy was found at her home.

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Someone sent me in this picture of a naked shopper in Montreal walking the streets, overly excited about the weather, celebrating the melting snow…..and it reminded me how amazing people are….real people and crazy people who don’t know they are crazy unlike spoiled kids who pretend they are crazy as an excuse for being shitt people….fuck celebrities…the world is about all of us freaks….

Here’s the actual stepNEWS…

Customer Killed Over Price Of Condoms
A gas station clerk is in custody this morning and a customer dead after a shooting on Detroit’s west side.

Paintball attack leaves woman partially blind
A paintball attack left a Carrollton woman with permanent eye damage. Police are looking for the two people responsible. Her husband, Kevin Bullock, said he thinks they were aiming for her. “They laughed about it. She screamed and started crying and they were laughing about it,” he said.

Naked Fugitive Takes Police On Wild Chase
Matthew Ibarria jumped from a speeding minivan while running away from police in Georgia…with no clothes on.

Florida Dad Embarrasses Son Over Bad Grades
A Florida dad made his 7th grade son stand on a street corner with a sign in order to get through to the boy about doing better in school.

“Project M” House Party Foiled By Cops
A Michigan teen party turned from quirky to complete insanity after police are tipped off by Twitter chatter.

Drive-Thru Drunk Driver Dies In Crash
Several fast food workers at an Ohio Taco Bell called police Wednesday night after a woman who was visibly intoxicated came through the drive-thru at the restaurant.

AA Flight Attendant Restrained at DFW
Passengers on American Airlines Flight 2332 were settling in for a trip to Chicago on Friday when they say a flight attendant took over the public-address system and launched into a rant that included references to 9-11 and the safety of their plane.

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Best post of the day as far as I’m concerned is this…real life rejects, losers, and failures…

Accused Manhattan Madam Speaks Out From Jail
The suburban mother of four accused of running a brothel with high-class clients told the NY Post that she’s part of a bigger operation by prosecutors to nab at least 10 high- powered New Yorkers.

Massachusetts teacher resigns after computer seizure
A 31-year-old teacher at Wakefield High School resigned after police seized a computer from his classroom that had official school ID photos of female students downloaded onto it.

Pat Robertson Supports Decriminalizing Pot
Religious broadcaster Pat Robertson says marijuana should be treated like alcohol because the government’s war on drugs has failed.

Arizona State University Undie Run In Danger Of Being Shut Down
The ‘Undie Run’ at Arizona State University has become a popular tradition, but now it’s in danger of being shut down.

Texas Teen Almost Takes Out Neighbor
An out of control SUV barely missed a man doing yard work in Corpus Christi, Texas.

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Here is the best post, arguably on the entire internet, because it’s a cross section of the American people, it’s non discrimenatory, or fixated on the rich, powerful, glamourous detached from American life….It is a mix of everything, I mean unless you consider focusing on idiots who make the news typecasting and stereotyping….either way…it is the best post on the internet.

Mother, Son Duke It Out Over Salsa
Christopher Phillips, a 23 year old Florida man, got very upset when his mother tried to use some of his salsa and taco sauce without his permission. Phillips got so worked up he put his mother in a head lock, injuring her neck and breaking her glasses. Phillips along with his girlfriend, 27 year old Lisa Tyre, are both facing battery charges.

Ohio Girl Tased While In Diabetic Shock, Loses Brutality Law Suit
In Stow, OH Chelsea Garrett was pulled over after experiencing temporary blackouts on the road from her diabetes medicine. During the traffic stop, the officer used a taser on her multiple times.

California Teacher Moonlighting In Porn?
Junior High School students in Oxnard are being told to avoid internet sex sites, not on general principal, but because they might see one of their teachers.

Affidavit: CPS Worker Paid Teen for Sex
An investigator for Texas Child Protective Services has been arrested and charged with the sexual abuse of a child.

Model fired for ‘big hips’
A Dutch model is the winner of a lawsuit against her agency after claiming she was fired for having big hips.

Lottery Winner On Welfare
Andrea Clayton, a Michigan woman won $1 Million in the lottery, spent money on new cars and a new house, but is using welfare money to buy food and sees nothing wrong with it.

Child Finds Condom on School Playground
The mother of a second grader, who found an open condom on an Austin elementary school playground, is speaking out.

Miami Cop Fired For Driving With Mattress On Roof Of Patrol Car
A Miami-Dade County police officer is out of a job just days before retirement when she was spotted driving a patrol car with mattresses tied to the roof.

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I don’t know how the stepNEWS doesn’t have it’s own TV show….It’s just that good….if it had a hole I could fuck I’d fuck it…far better than any woman around….especially the clip about the dude who accidentally killed his gf with a homemade cannon in his trailer park home….dreams do come true.

Reporter Falls Asleep On The Air
While doing a live shot for Fox Austin political reporter Doug Luzader fell asleep on the air on Wednesday morning.

Toilets Exploding at Chicago College
Dozens of toilets have begun exploding due to water pressure issues at a University of Chicago dorm.

Man Accidentally Kills Girlfriend With Homemade Cannon
A man indadvertedly killed his girlfriend when he set off his homemade cannon outside their mobile home in California.

Girl gang robs Good Samaritan
Four teens, ages 17-19, faked car trouble to lure 21-year old Cameron Castro as he was walking home early Saturday morning on Curry Ford Road in Orlando.

Officer Suspended for Alleged Exposure
The Arlington Police Department is standing by its decision to suspend one of its officers rather than fire him. He was investigated for sexual misconduct while on duty.

Deer Gets Stuck in Dressing Room
A deer burst into a clothing store dressing room in Lansdale, PA, closing the door behind itself.

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