I write rape joke, racist jokes, dead missing person jokes…..

I talk about vagina like the object that it is….

But for some reason I only get hate for the stepNEWS….

You fucking perverts don’t care that it is awesome, all you care about are tits.

You’re a disgrace

Here is the stepNEWS…..

Researchers: Beer Goggles Affect Women More Than Men
Researchers have discovered that alcohol impairs the judgement of women more than men.

Rihanna: Chris Brown’s Beating Was “Liberating�
Rihanna tells Elle Magazine that she felt liberated after Chris Brown’s attack, saying it allowed her to be truthful.

TN Woman Calls 911 For Bad Hamburger
A Tennessee woman called 911 numerous times to complain that her Hardee’s hamburger didn’t taste right and wanted police to do something about it.

Texas Father Arrested For Leaving Kids In Car To Go Car Shopping
A Texas father of two is facing charges after leaving his children in a van for almost an hour while he went shopping for a gun.

Police Seek Man in Bizarre Biting Attack
Caught on camera: a man suspected of biting a woman’s foot at a Phoenix Target store.

New York man admits to chopping up roommate
A Russian immigrant admitted to cops that he killed his New York City roommate in a fistfight, then chopped up his body and tried to dissolve the dismembered corpse in vats of bleach.

Possible Motive For Brutal Baltimore Courthouse Brawl Discovered
An apparent group assault in downtown Baltimore that involves a man being heated and stripped on the sidewalk has been investigated and a possible motive uncovered in video from another angle.

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I love the stepNEWS….even though you hate it…and luckily this is my dumpster of a site….even though I don’t feel very lucky about it…

VIDEO: Maggots Found in Food on Flight
Australian airline Qantas has apologized to a mom who found maggots crawling through her food on a flight from the US.

Man Beaten and Stripped Naked in Baltimore
Baltimore police are looking for the help of citizens to prosecute the beating and stripping of a man in Baltimore.

MIT researcher charged in undercover sex sting
An MIT researcher was busted in an undercover sex sting. Federal agents say 30-year-old Yaron Segal tried to set up a meeting to have sex with a woman and her two daughters, ages 16 and 12, but that woman was a federal agent posting in online chat rooms.

Man With Fireworks At Airport Charged
A northeastern Pennsylvania man is facing a federal charge after police say he brought fireworks to Philadelphia International Airport while trying to catch a cross-country flight.

Student paper apologizes for rape spoof
Boston University’s independent student newspaper, The Daily Free Press, is apologizing for an April Fools’ spoof of rape and drugs.

Video: Truck Plunges Off Cliff in Norway
A tow truck in Norway plunged 200 feet down a snow-covered cliff while towing a truck — and both drivers survived.

Grandmother Charged For Hate Crime
Wanda Derby, a Texas grandmother, beat her younger neighbor, Lloyd Guerrero, with her cane while using gay slurs. Richmond Hill police are now investigating the incident as a hate crime. Derby also made several derogatory posts on Facebook about Guerrero.

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The stepNEWS is amazing…I should marry it on April Fools Day…since all you other fuckers hate the shit cuz you’re too stupid to laugh at the shit cuz you are the trash that belongs in the shit….if you know what I mean…you are a fucking stepNEWS clip waiting to happen retard….ohhhh dissss….

Batman Pulled Over By Police In Maryland
Montgomery County Police have released dash cam video of a Batman impersonator being pulled over in Silver Spring last week.

Motorcycle Nearly Hit By Spinning Car
A driver lost control on a San Antonio highway, spinning across the roadway, as a motorcycle accelerated to narrowly miss being hit.

Police rescue man stuck in handcuffs at adult store
Police were called to the VIP Adult Entertainment store on Boston Post Road after a customer got stuck in a set of handcuffs he was trying on.

Pennsylvania School Bus Driver Fired For Driving Drunk
A Washington County school bus driver accused of drinking on the job Thursday has been fired. The driver, Miguel Rivera, 49, was scheduled to make three runs with students from Washington Park Elementary School, but police were tipped off when students smelled alcohol on Rivera, leading to his arrest.

Cops: Woman Threw Puppies at Boyfriend
A Spring Lake Park, Minnesota woman is charged with three counts of animal cruelty after throwing three one-week old puppies at her boyfriend as projectiles during a fight.

Caught On Tape: Suspect Takedown by Police
Police take down a man who ran from them after a traffic stop Friday morning. The entire incident was caught on video.

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People hate the stepNEWS…but I think it’s totally relevant cross section of the idiotic world we live in. An observation of the real people who deserve to be on TV, outlining and exposing just how idiotic they are…..celebrating the stupid….I love it.

New Mexico Police In High Speed Chase With School Bus

Woman Pulled Over Three Times In One Hour For Speeding
A California woman was pulled over three times in one hour, topping 100 mph twice, leading to her arrest.

Atlanta firefighters rescue man buried in mud
Atlanta Fire Rescue crews rushed to save a man from drowning in mud on Saturday. Firefighters worked to rescue the man literally buried in the mud. He walked across a muddy area near a bridge and then sank into the mud and became totally submerged.

URI basketball player charged with video voyeurism
Jonathan Holton, a freshman basketball player for the University of Rhode Island, was charged Tuesday with video voyeurism after two students complained he recorded videos of sexual encounters with them that were later posted to Facebook, the university said.

Bieber Tweet Ties Up Texas Grandma’s Phone
81-year-old’s Dilcie Fleming , a North Texas great grandmother, is one step from suing Justin Bieber. Their phones won’t stop ringing and they say it’s his fault for sending an irresponsible tweet.

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I got an email demanding I stop doing the stepNEWS….unfortunately for that person…I didn’t listen….because it is the only thing that gives me joy on the site….because I hate humanity!

Church Stages Kidnapping of Teen Girl
As part of a lesson in religious persecution a teenage girl from Dauphin County, Pennsylvania was kidnapped at gunpoint and terrorized by her church.

18-Year-Old: Three DUI’s In Three Weeks
Kim McCarthy is only 18 years old, but she’s already had three DUI’s — in three weeks.

Alleged Burglar Tried to Sell to Victims
Dallas Independent School District police are investigating several car burglaries at Skyline High School. They’ve also caught a person of interest who allegedly tried to sell a stolen stereo back to one of the victims.

Las Vegas Gun Store Offers “Shotgun� Weddings
A Las Vegas gun store and shooting range is now offering weddings.

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Here’s the stepNEWS…

Some people never learn….deny til you die….Tenseness State Drive Instructor Fired Over Sexual Comments To Students
A state driver’s examiner lost his job after parents complained he spoke about sexual topics during their female child’s drivers test. Stephen Guionaud admitted that he spoke about sexual topics but he did not mean any harm.

41 People Arrested at Project X Party in Ohio
Dozens of people, mostly teenagers, were charged after an underage drinking party got out of control. Thirty-one people were charged with crimes ranging from underage consumption, obstructing official business, drug abuse and resisting arrest. Ten more juveniles were referred to the Solon Juvenile Officer for consideration of possible charges.

New Jersey School Bans Hugs
It seems it’s easier to get the cold shoulder rather than a warm hug at Matawan-Aberdeen Middle School. A new rule is stirring up controversy: No hugging.

Chaos Erupts In Massachusetts Courtroom
A jury on Thursday acquitted one man accused in the execution-style slayings of three adults and a toddler on a Boston street and deadlocked on murder charges against another.

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Love me some news…..you all know why….I don’t need to get into it….I prefer taking naps.

Gun Pulled on WREG News Crew
While on an investigative report in Joiner, Arkansas, a news crew was shocked when a man pulled a gun on them.

Spring Break Attack Caught on Video
A Dallas man was the victim of a violent attack caught on camera during spring break in South Padre Island.

Attempted Pot Shop Robbery Caught On Infrared Camera
Santa Anna police officers foiled an attempted marijuana shop robbery when the owner checked security cameras and alerted police who spotted the suspects hiding with an infrared camera.

Math Homework References Slavery
A Clayton County parent is upset after his son was given a math homework assignment that referenced slavery.

Boston College football player charged for recording sex act
Jaryd Rudolph, a Boston College football player, is facing criminal charges after he allegedly used his cell phone to audiotape a consensual sexual encounter between a fellow football player and female graduate student.

Allen Iverson’s Ex Wants List of Lovers
NBA star Allen Iverson’s estranged wife is demanding a list of every woman he slept with during their ten year marriage.

Philadelphia Police Officer Linked To Profane Songs
Philadelphia police officer Brian Scalio is under internal investigation for his questionable use of social media and could be in violation of the police department’s social media policy.

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The stepNEWS always amazes me…whether it is how insane people are, how stupid people are, how incredible people are….it’s just a great glance into the hell we live in that is luckily going to explode soon.

Road Rage Leads To Gas Station Explosion
A Florida woman lost her temper at a Florida gas station, cutting off another driver, and ran into a gas pump, igniting a fire.

Wisconsin Church Hold Sex Offenders-Only Services
A Wisconsin church hold an adults-only service for registered sex offenders that is adults-only.

Brawl outside Greenwich Village McDonald’s caught on video

Video taken from inside a McDonald’s in Greenwich Village captures a violent brawl in front of the fast food restaurant. The video starts off with three men punching and kicking each other Saturday night on West 3rd Street.

Woman Falls Into Lake While Texting
A woman who was too busy texting on her phone to pay attention to where she was walking fell of a pier in Michigan and was rescued by a bystander.

Jury Duty For A 3rd Grader
One 9 year-old Massachusetts native is chosen to participate in jury duty.

VIDEO: Pilot Orders Skydivers to Jump, Saved Their Lives
A hot air balloon pilot is credited with saving live before a fast-moving thunderstorm slammed his balloon into the ground.

Bear bites Florida woman walking dog
A Longwood woman is being treated for injuries after she was bitten by a bear while walking her dog.

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The stepNEWS is my favorite. These people walk amongst us. They are our neigbors, friends, family and that makes them better than any celebs. I mean imagine the commitment it takes to be labeled a serial flasher….or the confidence it takes to be Sheriff when you’re a white supremacist, or the insanity it takes a woman to think a potato chip is a message from her dead father….it’s fucking awesome, inspiring, entertaining….

Serial Flasher Strikes Again in Detroit
He’s been terrorizing businesses all around Metro Detroit with his privates, but now cops know what he looks like.

White Supremacist Running for Sheriff in Iowa
An Idaho man, and leader of his local chapter of the Ku Klux Klan, is running for sheriff of Bonner County.

Study Shows Women Get Sexual Pleasure From Working Out
A new study shows that women can receive sexual pleasure when weightlifting or yoga.

Woman Thinks Potato Chip Is Sign From Dead Father
A Missouri family believes that a potato chip with a bizarre marking is a symbol that their departed father crossed over into heaven.

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I love me some stepNEWS…..cuz without it….we’d be stuck with just vapid hollywood bitches and there’s little to no fun in that…when so many weird fucking real life people are out there to laugh at and be inspired by…true fucking story.

Oregon Mom Arrested For Watching 17-Year-Old Daughter Strip
A mother in Salem, Oregon has been arrested and charged for allegedly watching her 17 year old daughter strip at a club. Months ago, the mother complained to the media that the strip club hired her underage child, but surveillance video shows her apparently giving the girl money.

Man-on-Man Kiss Interrupts Rick Santorum Appearance
A pair of men locked lips at a Rick Santorum campaign stop in Arlington Heights, Illinois and were removed from the event.

Teacher Tells African-American Student to Read “Blacker”
A Virginia high school English teacher is under investigation for telling the only African-American student in her class to read a Langston Hughes poem ‘Blacker.”

Guard Faints During St. Patrick’s Day Parade with Kate Middleton
While Kate Middleton met Irish guard on St. Patrick’s Day, one of the guards passed out while the Duchess was handing out shamrocks.

Family Surprised By Naked Intruder
A New Hampshire man was arrested on Sunday after allegedly he broke into a Manchester apartment dressed in only a t-shirt. Joseph O’Shea, 31, barged into a Chestnut Street apartment on Sunday while Lindsay Bolton was half asleep on her couch.

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