I am hooked on the idiots who make up the sepNEWS everyday…I want to visit each and every one of them – especially the cow who does McDonalds drive-thrus….a firs hey thought he was out looking for his mom before McDonalds got her….but realized that 100 percent beef is actually not beef from actual cows…or local beef…shit’s imported and sketchy as fuck….

Here’s the stepNEWS….with other great stories!

Cow Wanders Into McDonald’s Drive Thru
A cow in Colorado broke free from it’s pen and made it’s way to a McDonald’s drive thru, surprising the employees.

Teenager Mistook Raccoon For Dog
A teenager is Delaware County is undergoing treatment for rabies. It happened inside a home along the 100-block of Summit Avenue in Upper Darby. A teenage girl woke up and thought the dog was nipping at her leg. It turns out it wasn’t a dog at all but a raccoon that made its way into the house and into the bedroom.

Town Outraged Over Racial Obama Sign
Many locals in Paulding County, Georgia are outraged by a sign that uses a racial slur to refer to President Obama, which is posted outside a bar.

Guitar Allegedly Used in Fatal Beating
Police say a Central Texas man has been accused of using a guitar to beat his neighbor to death at the victim’s apartment.

Peep Shows Now Outlawed In Maryland Town
Neighbors upset with the flow of traffic and showing of adult films violated new zoning laws and shut down the peep shows at an adult book store.

New York City Introduces Catcalling App
A new phone app encourages women to report lewd catcalls and inappropriate behavior the encounter in the street with a $20,000 grant from the city of New York to support the app’s development.

Bank Robber Throws Money Out Window
A robber hit a bank in Northwest Indiana on Friday, and then led police on a high speed chase with money flying all over the road.

17 arrested in Daytona Beach prostitution sting
Seventeen people were arrested during a two-day prostitution sting in Daytona Beach.

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Here’s the stepNEWS. It is amazing. You are just too stupid to realize it.

Dora the ‘Sexplorer’ Doll Horrifies Mom
A mother was horrified when a Dora the Explorer doll taught her 7-year-old girl to say: “Let’s play sex!�

Woman donated kidney to boss, then fired
A Long Island woman claims she was fired after donating a kidney so her boss could move up the transplant waiting list.

Wild Bank Robbery Police Chase in California
LAPD pursued a bank robbery suspect with some wild footage, eventually releasing a police dog to chase the suspect out of his minivan.

McDonald’s Manager Attacked With Baseball Bat
A man was upset that his order wasn’t taken fast enough, so he jumped over the counter of a Lakeland, Florida McDonald’s to beat the shift manager with a baseball bat.

Oreo Breastfeeding Ad Stirs Controversy
Kraft has ignited a bit of controversy with an Oreo print ad featuring a breastfeeding baby that was never meant for the public to see.

Deion Sanders Divorce Gets Violent
Just hours before former Cowboys star Deion Sanders was scheduled to appear at a local charity event there was divorce-related drama in his home, Sanders took to Twitter to share details about what allegedly happened. He said his estranged wife Pilar went after him in his own bedroom, kicking, biting and scratching him. He said he defended himself until he was able to call police.

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If you hate the stepNEWS you only hate yourself because the stepNEWS is just a glimpse into idiotic humanity…something we are all a part of…sure you say you’re not dumb enough to end up on the news….but maybe you’re just not fun enough cuz these idiots are awesome…I’d invite them all to my birthday party!

Man in Pajamas Shoots Gun At Speed Enforcement Vehicle
An unidentified New Mexico man was caught on video unloads his revolver, shooting six rounds into a speed enforcement van.

Caught on Tape: Car Plows Into Grocery Store
Miraculously nobody was hurt when an old lady drove into grocery store in

Illinois HS Dean Resigns After Inappropriate Texts To Students
It was not your typical school board meeting Wednesday night at Adlai Stevenson High School. What parents learned for the first time, students have been talking about for days.

Police Use Teargas On Partygoers
One Kent State University block party got so out of hand police in riot gear had to use teargas to break it up.

Teen’s Terrifying Experience Trying K2
K2 or synthetic marijuana — following a recent violent attack and murder in Farmington Hills, it’s what people are talking about all across metro Detroit. A Wyandotte mother feels anyone who uses this drug is playing Russian roulette with their life.

Were Secret Service Hookers Underage?
Colombian authorities are probing whether any of the women involved in the prostitution scandal that has cost six Secret Service agents their jobs were underage, according to a new report.

Caught on Tape: Thieves Steal Thousands in Hair Weaves
Brazen burglars broke into a Georgia hair shop and took out with thousands of dollars worth of human hair.

Coming Soon: Marijuana Vending Machines
A local Southern California company is looking to revolutionize the world of medical cannabis with a new and secure – marijuana vending machine!!

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People are so fun! Wild! Crazy! Uptight! Idiots!

Here’s some news to prove that….

Neighbors Worried About Man’s Pet Cougar
Takoda is a cougar — also known as a mountain lion. He’s not in a zoo. Rather he is in Craig De Rosa’s backyard in Holmes, N.Y.

Neighborhood Plasted With Pornographic Images
A Medford Lakes, New Jersey neighborhood has been plastered with X-rated pornographic images with explicit captions, upsetting parents.

Man Arrested For Exposing Himself To Flight Attendant
A man was arrested for exposing himself to other passengers on a Southwest flight from Seattle to Albuquerque.

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Here is the stepNEWS even though you hate it. It is the one post I get hatemail over – none of the racist, ignorant, hateful shit gets a reaction out of people but this…this post just fucks with their head….maybe cuz it is just too awesome…..

an Holds Up Gas Station Using Hot Dog Tongs
Surveillance video shows a man trying to rob an Arkansas convenience store with hot dog tongs before being arrested by police.

Carjacking Suspect Meets Violent Police Dog
A Kentucky man stole an SUV, leading police on a chase through thee counties before stopping. Officers had to cut through the suspect’s shorts in order to free him from the jaws of a police dog.

NJ Couple Sues To Move Out of Haunted House
A New Jersey couple is suing to get out of their lease with 11 months remaining because they claim ghosts are terrorizing them.

Man Runs Over Ex-Girlfriend After Custody Hearing
A custody battle in Long Island led to violence in the parking lot when a man and his new girlfriend ran over his ex-girlfriend and one of her friends.

Teens Play Chicken With New York Subway Trains
Teens take turns jumping down, then jumping up, some sneaking glances for the train, until they hear the rumble of the car and see the light in the distance at the Kingston Avenue station in Brooklyn.

Police Drop Charges Against 6-Year-Old That Was Handcuffed
Charges have been dropped against a 6-year-old girl that was handcuffed inside police headquarters. The girl was accused of a violent outburst at Creekside Elementary School on Friday. Police were called to the school and an officer handcuffed the girl and brought her to headquarters.

Aggressive Swan Kills Kayaker
A kayaker might have gotten too close to the nesting area of a family of swans in a Chicago suburb when a male swan flipped his kayak, leading to his drowning.

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I know you hate the stepNEWS because you are a pervert and don’t understand my love and obsession for local news from the anchors, the weather men, to the idiots who get feeatured….sure it isn’t tits…but sometimes it takes the no tits to appreciate tits…you know what I mean….every great idea started as an idea motherfucker..

Are New York City Police Looking For Harry Potter?
New York City police are looking for a Staten Island man with a lightning bolt tattoo on his head.

President Obama Speaks Out On Secret Service Prostitution Scandal
President Obama said that he’d be ‘angry’ if allegations involving the use of prostitutes by Secret Service agents in Columbia.

Man Arrested For Urinating on The Alamo
A drunk 21 year old was arrested after urinating on the Alamo in Texas.

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People are idiots. That includes you.

Here is the news….

Man Robs Goodwill Store Completely Naked
A man was caught on video robbing a Goodwill store in Sherman, Texas wearing nothing.

Study Shows Beer Makes Men Smarter
A new study from the University of Illinois shows that men can solve brain teaser more easily after a few drinks.

Alligator Shows Up To Louisiana Hotel, Bites Guest
A hotel guest at a Louisiana hotel tried to wrangle an alligator that showed up at the front door of hotel and ended up receiving a bit bite from the gator.

Texas Driver Follows GPS Into Light Pole
A Texas driver crashed his minivan after following directions from his GPS device.

California Assembly Votes To Bar Rapists From Alimony
The California Assembly has passed a bill to stop people convicted of spousal rape from collecting alimony.

Boy Finds 10-Inch Rod In Bag Of Chips
A Bucks County mom says her 4-year-old found a 10-inch metal rod in a bag of Wegman’s chips.

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The stepNEWS will change your life….but you are too stupid to realize it…because you are blinded by the tits….all you want is tits…and you don’t care about the real idiots in the world….or idiot in the local community you would never know…

MD Woman Arrested For Sex With Teen Boy
Lisa Carroll of Hartford County in Maryland was arrested and faces extradition for a sexual encounter with a Florida teen she met while playing video games online.

Ice Cream Man Busted For Selling Pot
A Waldorf, Maryland Ice Cream van driver was arrested for dealing drugs.

Drunk Driver Mom Gets Our Of Car Pulling Pants Up
Ohio police caught this video with a dashcam as they pulled over a woman who was obviously under the influence but she also had left her four year old child home alone. She is now being charged with a DUI as well as child endangerment.

Suspected Thief Leaves Wallet In Stolen Car
A suspected car thief made it easy for police when he left his wallet in a stolen car.

Fourth Graders Unwittingly Write Letters To Convicted Sex Offender
At Trinity Downtown Lutheran Church and School a class writing project for a group of fourth grade students took an unexpected turn. The class’s teacher Laura Perry, who has since been fired, informed the students that they were writing a man in prison for kidnapping a child away from harmful parents, but the man was actually a child molester.

Drug Dealing Grandmother Busted For Selling Marijuana
A 73 year old grandmother is sitting in an Oklahoma jail tonight after police raided her home and found more than $200,000.00 in cash and nearly eight pounds of marijuana on her property. Authorities said they had their eye on Darlene Mays for some time now and say it is not unusual for seniors to get recruited by drug rings.

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You hate the stepNEWs…I love the stepNEWS….
You love me….I hate you….

I guess we’re two steps forward, one step back….we come together like opposites attract…no homo….

Here’s the stepNEWS….

9-Hour Crime Spree Results In 11 Felonies for One Man
William Todd came to Nashville, TN on a Greyhound bus and his 9-hour lay over resulted in 11 felonies.

PA Woman Fights To Have Sex Club Shut Down
A Pennsylvania woman is fighting to have a sex club in her neighborhood shut down, claiming that the club is also performing Satanic rituals on the land.

Lingerie Cleaning Services Could Land Owner In Jail
A Texas business woman’s revealing idea to heat up the home cleaning industry has her under the watchful eye of local police.

Baltimore Orioles Streaker Won’t Be Prosecuted
Mark Harvey, a man who jumped on the field at Camden Yards at the Orioles home opener dressed in Batman underwear won’t be prosecuted by police.

NY Man Breaks Up Fight While Eating Potato Chips
An unknown New York man broke up a subway fight while eating a bag of potato chips.

Graphic video of teen being restrained, shocked played in court
Video of a student restrained and shocked for hours at the Judge Rotenberg Center was played in court on Tuesday after a years-long battle by the center to keep it from the public eye.

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Here is the stepNEWS that may or may not change your fucking life….you know from Trayvon slurs….to hero dogs…this is the world we live in motherfuckers.

Bully Forced to Hold Sign By Mother
A Florida boy was suspended for planning to bully another student. His mom, a corrections officer, decided to create a punishment that fits the crime.

Hacked Road Sign Displays Trayvon Slur in Michigan
Motorists in Dearborn report seeing a racial slur on a construction sign along I-94 overnight. The sign made reference to Trayvon Martin, the Florida teen who police say was gunned down by a neighborhood watch volunteer in February.

PA Man Pulls Gun On Firefighters So Ex’s House Would Burn Down
State police said Ronald Covert, who was the homeowner’s ex-boyfriend, was holding a shotgun and kept emergency crews from fighting the fire in Lawrence County, Pennsylvania.

Hero Dog Takes Bullet For Owner And Lives
Kilo, a 12-year-old pit bull from Staten Island took a bullet to protect his owner last Saturday during a would-be home invasion by a guy dressed in a Fed Ex uniform. Kilo is doing well. He is walking and eating and recovering nicely.

Man who looks like teenager arrested trying to buy beer
Jose Sanders looks really young for his age. He’s 22 and he even has a Pennsylvania driver’s license to prove it. When Sanders went to Kroger on Spout Springs Road in Braselton to buy a six-pack of beer on March 26, the clerk didn’t believe he was 22. According to Braselton police, supervisors at Kroger told Sanders they thought his identification was fake, so they decided not sell him the beer. Police said Sanders started cursing and wouldn’t leave the store.

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