The world has gone nuts….seriously….from zombie face eating to gay porn stars killing people in video….it is the apocalypse…I hope you’ve been practicing your hand to hand combat….here are some other clips…

Man Rams Taco Bell Over Missing Tacos
Huber Heights, Ohio police say just after Midnight Michael Smith pulled into the drive-thru with his girlfriend and ordered a combo meal. “He was already peeling his tires, being cute whatever he was on, and came through got his food. We forgot a taco. We realized we forgot it,” said Kristen Winans. She says in minutes Smith came back for his $.99 taco and gave workers a verbal lashing. “He was very sarcastic and rude.” She says she was apologetic and tried to fix the order. “We’re sorry pull forward. We’ll get that to you. He peeled all the way through the drive-thru to our window and snatched his taco.” said Winans.

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Teenager Abandoned By Father For Getting A Bad Grade
A Montgomery County A 16 year old was forced to pack her bag and get in the car. Her father, 47 year old Tuan Huynh was kicking her out of the house. All for getting a bad grade on a calculus test.

Houston man suing Wal-Mart for thinking he was a thief
Henry Daniels is suing a Houston area Wal-Mart for accusing him of being a thief when trying to return a vacuum cleaner.

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The naked cannibal high on PCP and Bath Salts shit is just next fucking level crazy…the rest of the stepNEWS is prettyamazing too…..from 11 yera olds fallinng….to police being attacked…to polee dnacers and 80 year old Sky Divers Dying…the stepNEWS is amazing….

Pregnant Woman Crashes Car While Drunk
Police say a pregnant woman in Southfield, Michigan crashed her car while drunk. She had another child with her in the car at the time of the crash.

Officer accused of sending explicit videos to minors out of jail
A Gwinnett County police officer is accused of posting an explicit video on a website aimed towards minors.

Flasher on the Loose in Dayton, Ohio
Police in Dayton are searching for a flasher that has flashed multiple women around town.

80-Year-Old Falls Out Of Harness During Sky Dive
Laverne Everett went sky diving for her 80th birthday and fell out of her harness. Her instructor was able to hold onto her and she lived to tell about her experience.

Pole Dancers Pushing For Olympic Berth
Pole dancing supporters are hoping to raise public awareness and make it to the global stage.

Girl Falls From Rock Climbing Wall
A man used his cell phone to videotape his 11-year-old daughter rock climbing and on her way down from the top her harness broke.

Miami Police Take Down Naked Cannibal
Miami police took down a naked man found mauling another man, biting his face.

Caught on Tape: Robbery Suspect Attacks Police Officer
A robbery suspect attacked a Philadelphia police officer, attacking him with his own baton, , resulting in a shooting.

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The stepNEWS is fucking amazing…I don’t care what the haters say…partially cuz I started this site to be hated…but also because I know good content when I see it…and for some reason the only joy I feel comes from local news…and Kumbaya remixes….so here’s the all american greatness….that should depress most of you….

Woman Claims She Was Fired For Being Sexy
A New York woman claims she was fired for the way she looks and dresses.

Caught on Tape: Parents Put Toddler in Washing Machine
A mother and father thought it would be funny to put their toddler in a front loading washing machine at a laundromat, but soon realized that the child was in danger when the door locked and the washer filled with water.

Texas Constable Accused Of Forcing Coworker To Motorboat Her
There’s another development in the X-rated sexual harassment lawsuit against Galveston County’s top female cop. A former reserve deputy has come forward saying Constable Pam Matranga forced him to resign, too.

Paper Cup Blamed For Crash
A paper cup shattered truck’s window and caused the driver to crash. The accident nearly killed someone.

California Strip Clubs Could Be Facing New Taxes
A possible new tax could increase cover charges for Southern California strip clubs, legislators believe that the state could raise $35 million for sexual assault programs.

Dallas High School Fight Caught on Video
11 people were charged in participating in the fight, but the mother of one victim claims it was all in self defense.

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This made me laugh and I never laugh. Partially because I don’t find anything funny, I’m a bitter, cynical, joke snob… but more importantly people who laugh looked like fucking retards….

But seeing some reporter, who spent years getting herself on TV, caught with her skirt up, and blaming technical difficulities, is just my kind of humor….laughing at people for fucking up when they’ve spent so much energy being perfect and who I know act like celebrities when out for drinks after work…cuz bitch is on TV…is serious fucking jokes.

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Sure the stepNEWS may not be as exciting as the Trayvon Martin gun targets for hick racist rednecks who believe strongly in shooting people in hoods so long as they are black and not mom’s out for a jog…or white….But it’s pretty fucking close….

NY Hot Dog Prostitute Mom Returns To Work
Catherine Scalia went back to work after pleading guilty to prostitution and ran into trouble when she parked her hot dog truck on private property and left before serving customers that had already paid.

Cooling Bra Introduced In Japan
The Super Cool Bra, made of cooling pads, fans, and mints, has been released in Japan to keep ladies cool in the summertime.

Police Sent To Recover Library Book From 4-Year-Old
A four-year-old in Armstrong County, Pennsylvania was visited by police who instructed her to return “Sleeping Beauty” to the library because it was overdue and face charges if it wasn’t returned.

Teacher Fired After Forcing Student To Wear Dog Collar
A Florida teacher is out of a job after forcing students to wear the ‘Cone of Shame.’

Man Throws Coffee On Clerk After Payment Dispute
A man threw a cup of hot coffee on a donut store clerk after a dispute over whether he paid or not.

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I am amazed that I have not been on the local news yet. I have done countless stupid things, like some of these retards, but I guess I’ve never been caught….It kinda makes me happy, but at the same time, having the world mock and laugh at you collectively for your stupidity, is something that I’d like to experience…we are all allowed to have dreams….

NY Hot Dog Vendor Charged With Prostitution
Catherine Scalia, who operates a hot dog business by day and strips at night, was arrested by an undercover cop for offering her body in prostitution and pleaded guilty to the charges.

Peeping Tom Arrested At Maryland College
A Peeping Tom was arrested for hiding the women’s restroom at Baltimore County Community College.

Drunk Driver Busted For Doing Laps Around Horse Racing Track
A drunk driver in New Mexico led police on a chase around a horse racing track in his pickup truck.

Caught on Tape: Teens Slammed By Sedan
A surveillance camera caught a sedan speeding into a group of teenagers in Buffalo, New York, sending bodies flying.

Sex Offender Caught Watching Porn at Georgia McDonald’s
A registered sex offender, Brent Kellogg, was reported to police when a customer saw him watching porn on a computer at a Georgia McDonald’s.

Fake Skype account costs teacher his job
A teacher who was wrongly accused of having an improper relationship with a student is still going to lose his job, even though the charges were dropped.

Six-Year-Old Suspended For Singing LMFAO Song
A Colorado six-year-old was suspended from school for singing the LMFAO song “I’m Sexy And I Know It.”

Woman Mauled By Cheetahs, Husband Just Photographs it
A tourist was attacked by cheetahs at a South African game preserve and it was all photographed by the woman’s husband, who decided to document the attack rather than help.

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I saw this yesterday and it made me mad…and it will probably make you mad too.

The story is simple, some power tripping cop who was manning the 911 phones decided to not do his fucking job, but instead take on the role of school teacher because a girl said “fuck” during a crisis….forcing her to run to the police station to get an ambulance as her dad was in seizure on the kitchen floor, because asshole refused to serve her like a disgruntled cashier at a retail store, instead of like an emergency respondent….

I fucking hate people like this, who don’t realize their place in the world, who preach at inappropriate times, when bitch was just using the system in place to save her dying father….

To make things even more insane, he arrested her under fake charges.

I think we sould all email the Police Chief Thomas Karnes and tell him that his employee shouldn’t just be suspended or fired but in fact arrested for putting lives at risk….Assshole…

His email is tkarnes@citylp.com

DrunkenStepfather.com – always saving the world….

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The stepNEWS changes lives for both the viewer and the person implicated in the shit….it inspires us to be idiots…or to not be idiots…it genius…and it is stupidity….is the future…

Police: Son torched mom’s house
Aldwin Caceres-Marrero, a Tampa man, set fire to his mother’s home in an argument that started over a cell phone after assaulting her the day before.

Detroit “Super Hero” Busted by Police
He calls himself “Bee Sting,” a crime fighter … but police in one city call him a costumed criminal.

Child’s eye drops replaced with bleach
Prosecutors have accused a Washington state woman of repeatedly putting bleach into her daughter’s eyes, causing permanent vision loss in the toddler’s right eye.

NJ Tanning Mom Faces Judge
Patricia Krentcil claims that her daughter’s sunburn came from playing outside and not from a tanning booth and pleaded not guilty to second-degree child endangerment, but did admit that she has a tanning problem herself.

OH Man Mows Lawn With Helmet After Hawk Attacks
A man from Westlake, Ohio has to mow his lawn wearing a helmet since a hawk has been attacking the homeowner.

Woman Accuses Parole Agent Of Sexual Blackmail In Hidden Camera Sting
A California parole agent was arrested for inappropriate behavior with a parolee, demanding that she make a naked video of herself. The victim does have a checkered past, including heroin use and shoplifting.

Caught on Tape: Truck Rams Gas Station Twice
A pickup truck was video taped ramming the front of a Converse, Texas gas station convenience store and the driver casually walked away immediately after.

Georgia Man Spanks Toddler For Trying To Grab His Cat
Russel Baughcum of Fulton County, Georgia allegedly spanked a Four-year-old who tried to grab his cat at the vet’s office and now faces assault charges.

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This is just fucking crazy….A Montreal taxi ran over a dude, who was likely drunk after after some kind of confrontation went down this past Saturday night…..now I hate drunk people as much as the next guy….even though I am always drunk…maybe especailly cuz I am a drunk….and I hate seeing people get fucked with by drunk idiots….unless I am the drunk idiot and the people getting fucked are hot pussy….you know the taxiis just trying to make a fucking living and these cocksuckers are fucking with him….jumping on his car that he probably doesn’t own…damages he’ll have to pay for….I’d probably run over one of them if I was in his position too….self defense like dude Trayvon…..only unlike Trayvon this motherufucker is gonna live.

Here’s the other angle – far more graphic and disgusting

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Here’s the stepNEWS I love more than I love you…you see cuz you complain about it, yet I still post it, asshole.

This shit is genius.

Woman Confuses Gas Pedal For Brakes, Crashes Into Dominos
A New York woman thought the gas pedal was the brake and crashed into a Domino’s store.

Girl Spills Yogurt on President Obama
A Colorado college student had a yogurt mishap with President Obama, who had a sense of humor about the whole ordeal.

Amazing College Football Front Flip Play
At a practice scrimmage Lincoln University in Missouri running back Martee Tenner takes a pass from the backfield, sizes up an oncoming defender, doing a front flip over him, and keeps running without breaking his stride.

Couple Calls 911 For Dog, Gets A Fine
A Missouri couple is in trouble today after they phoned 911 to save their dog. Randy Lakey’s Great Dane, Oreo, stood six feet four inches tall on its hind legs. When the dog collapsed all the couple could think to do was call 911 for help. Police then dropped off a summon to the couple’s home for filing a false 911 report.

Massachusetts Janitor Arrested For Recording Female In School Restroom
A janitor at a Fall River elementary school was arrested on Wednesday for allegedly using his cell phone to record a fellow female school employee using the restroom.

Student Banned From Prom For Confederate Flag Dress
A Tennessee high school student was turned away from her prom because her prom dress resembled the Confederate Flag.
http://www.redlasso.com/featured/student-banned-from-prom-for-confederate-flag-dress/

NJ Cop Arrested For Attempting To Lure Underage Girl
Steven Vigorito, a New Jersey police officer, was arrested for attempting to lure an underage girl, engaging in lewd text conversations and an attempted meeting.

“Gas Rage” Man Goes On Tirade
A man outraged at the price of gas went on a rampage over the price of fuel in Massachusetts.

Florida Woman Diagnosed With Cancer, Really Had Fuit Pit in Lungs
A Florida woman that inhaled a seed in 1984 and 28 years coughed up fruit after being misdiagnosed with cancer.

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