Sure the stepNEWS may not be as exciting as the Trayvon Martin gun targets for hick racist rednecks who believe strongly in shooting people in hoods so long as they are black and not mom’s out for a jog…or white….But it’s pretty fucking close….

NY Hot Dog Prostitute Mom Returns To Work
Catherine Scalia went back to work after pleading guilty to prostitution and ran into trouble when she parked her hot dog truck on private property and left before serving customers that had already paid.

Cooling Bra Introduced In Japan
The Super Cool Bra, made of cooling pads, fans, and mints, has been released in Japan to keep ladies cool in the summertime.

Police Sent To Recover Library Book From 4-Year-Old
A four-year-old in Armstrong County, Pennsylvania was visited by police who instructed her to return “Sleeping Beauty” to the library because it was overdue and face charges if it wasn’t returned.

Teacher Fired After Forcing Student To Wear Dog Collar
A Florida teacher is out of a job after forcing students to wear the ‘Cone of Shame.’

Man Throws Coffee On Clerk After Payment Dispute
A man threw a cup of hot coffee on a donut store clerk after a dispute over whether he paid or not.

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I am amazed that I have not been on the local news yet. I have done countless stupid things, like some of these retards, but I guess I’ve never been caught….It kinda makes me happy, but at the same time, having the world mock and laugh at you collectively for your stupidity, is something that I’d like to experience…we are all allowed to have dreams….

NY Hot Dog Vendor Charged With Prostitution
Catherine Scalia, who operates a hot dog business by day and strips at night, was arrested by an undercover cop for offering her body in prostitution and pleaded guilty to the charges.

Peeping Tom Arrested At Maryland College
A Peeping Tom was arrested for hiding the women’s restroom at Baltimore County Community College.

Drunk Driver Busted For Doing Laps Around Horse Racing Track
A drunk driver in New Mexico led police on a chase around a horse racing track in his pickup truck.

Caught on Tape: Teens Slammed By Sedan
A surveillance camera caught a sedan speeding into a group of teenagers in Buffalo, New York, sending bodies flying.

Sex Offender Caught Watching Porn at Georgia McDonald’s
A registered sex offender, Brent Kellogg, was reported to police when a customer saw him watching porn on a computer at a Georgia McDonald’s.

Fake Skype account costs teacher his job
A teacher who was wrongly accused of having an improper relationship with a student is still going to lose his job, even though the charges were dropped.

Six-Year-Old Suspended For Singing LMFAO Song
A Colorado six-year-old was suspended from school for singing the LMFAO song “I’m Sexy And I Know It.”

Woman Mauled By Cheetahs, Husband Just Photographs it
A tourist was attacked by cheetahs at a South African game preserve and it was all photographed by the woman’s husband, who decided to document the attack rather than help.

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I saw this yesterday and it made me mad…and it will probably make you mad too.

The story is simple, some power tripping cop who was manning the 911 phones decided to not do his fucking job, but instead take on the role of school teacher because a girl said “fuck” during a crisis….forcing her to run to the police station to get an ambulance as her dad was in seizure on the kitchen floor, because asshole refused to serve her like a disgruntled cashier at a retail store, instead of like an emergency respondent….

I fucking hate people like this, who don’t realize their place in the world, who preach at inappropriate times, when bitch was just using the system in place to save her dying father….

To make things even more insane, he arrested her under fake charges.

I think we sould all email the Police Chief Thomas Karnes and tell him that his employee shouldn’t just be suspended or fired but in fact arrested for putting lives at risk….Assshole…

His email is tkarnes@citylp.com

DrunkenStepfather.com – always saving the world….

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The stepNEWS changes lives for both the viewer and the person implicated in the shit….it inspires us to be idiots…or to not be idiots…it genius…and it is stupidity….is the future…

Police: Son torched mom’s house
Aldwin Caceres-Marrero, a Tampa man, set fire to his mother’s home in an argument that started over a cell phone after assaulting her the day before.

Detroit “Super Hero” Busted by Police
He calls himself “Bee Sting,” a crime fighter … but police in one city call him a costumed criminal.

Child’s eye drops replaced with bleach
Prosecutors have accused a Washington state woman of repeatedly putting bleach into her daughter’s eyes, causing permanent vision loss in the toddler’s right eye.

NJ Tanning Mom Faces Judge
Patricia Krentcil claims that her daughter’s sunburn came from playing outside and not from a tanning booth and pleaded not guilty to second-degree child endangerment, but did admit that she has a tanning problem herself.

OH Man Mows Lawn With Helmet After Hawk Attacks
A man from Westlake, Ohio has to mow his lawn wearing a helmet since a hawk has been attacking the homeowner.

Woman Accuses Parole Agent Of Sexual Blackmail In Hidden Camera Sting
A California parole agent was arrested for inappropriate behavior with a parolee, demanding that she make a naked video of herself. The victim does have a checkered past, including heroin use and shoplifting.

Caught on Tape: Truck Rams Gas Station Twice
A pickup truck was video taped ramming the front of a Converse, Texas gas station convenience store and the driver casually walked away immediately after.

Georgia Man Spanks Toddler For Trying To Grab His Cat
Russel Baughcum of Fulton County, Georgia allegedly spanked a Four-year-old who tried to grab his cat at the vet’s office and now faces assault charges.

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This is just fucking crazy….A Montreal taxi ran over a dude, who was likely drunk after after some kind of confrontation went down this past Saturday night…..now I hate drunk people as much as the next guy….even though I am always drunk…maybe especailly cuz I am a drunk….and I hate seeing people get fucked with by drunk idiots….unless I am the drunk idiot and the people getting fucked are hot pussy….you know the taxiis just trying to make a fucking living and these cocksuckers are fucking with him….jumping on his car that he probably doesn’t own…damages he’ll have to pay for….I’d probably run over one of them if I was in his position too….self defense like dude Trayvon…..only unlike Trayvon this motherufucker is gonna live.

Here’s the other angle – far more graphic and disgusting

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Here’s the stepNEWS I love more than I love you…you see cuz you complain about it, yet I still post it, asshole.

This shit is genius.

Woman Confuses Gas Pedal For Brakes, Crashes Into Dominos
A New York woman thought the gas pedal was the brake and crashed into a Domino’s store.

Girl Spills Yogurt on President Obama
A Colorado college student had a yogurt mishap with President Obama, who had a sense of humor about the whole ordeal.

Amazing College Football Front Flip Play
At a practice scrimmage Lincoln University in Missouri running back Martee Tenner takes a pass from the backfield, sizes up an oncoming defender, doing a front flip over him, and keeps running without breaking his stride.

Couple Calls 911 For Dog, Gets A Fine
A Missouri couple is in trouble today after they phoned 911 to save their dog. Randy Lakey’s Great Dane, Oreo, stood six feet four inches tall on its hind legs. When the dog collapsed all the couple could think to do was call 911 for help. Police then dropped off a summon to the couple’s home for filing a false 911 report.

Massachusetts Janitor Arrested For Recording Female In School Restroom
A janitor at a Fall River elementary school was arrested on Wednesday for allegedly using his cell phone to record a fellow female school employee using the restroom.

Student Banned From Prom For Confederate Flag Dress
A Tennessee high school student was turned away from her prom because her prom dress resembled the Confederate Flag.
http://www.redlasso.com/featured/student-banned-from-prom-for-confederate-flag-dress/

NJ Cop Arrested For Attempting To Lure Underage Girl
Steven Vigorito, a New Jersey police officer, was arrested for attempting to lure an underage girl, engaging in lewd text conversations and an attempted meeting.

“Gas Rage” Man Goes On Tirade
A man outraged at the price of gas went on a rampage over the price of fuel in Massachusetts.

Florida Woman Diagnosed With Cancer, Really Had Fuit Pit in Lungs
A Florida woman that inhaled a seed in 1984 and 28 years coughed up fruit after being misdiagnosed with cancer.

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I am hooked on the idiots who make up the sepNEWS everyday…I want to visit each and every one of them – especially the cow who does McDonalds drive-thrus….a firs hey thought he was out looking for his mom before McDonalds got her….but realized that 100 percent beef is actually not beef from actual cows…or local beef…shit’s imported and sketchy as fuck….

Here’s the stepNEWS….with other great stories!

Cow Wanders Into McDonald’s Drive Thru
A cow in Colorado broke free from it’s pen and made it’s way to a McDonald’s drive thru, surprising the employees.

Teenager Mistook Raccoon For Dog
A teenager is Delaware County is undergoing treatment for rabies. It happened inside a home along the 100-block of Summit Avenue in Upper Darby. A teenage girl woke up and thought the dog was nipping at her leg. It turns out it wasn’t a dog at all but a raccoon that made its way into the house and into the bedroom.

Town Outraged Over Racial Obama Sign
Many locals in Paulding County, Georgia are outraged by a sign that uses a racial slur to refer to President Obama, which is posted outside a bar.

Guitar Allegedly Used in Fatal Beating
Police say a Central Texas man has been accused of using a guitar to beat his neighbor to death at the victim’s apartment.

Peep Shows Now Outlawed In Maryland Town
Neighbors upset with the flow of traffic and showing of adult films violated new zoning laws and shut down the peep shows at an adult book store.

New York City Introduces Catcalling App
A new phone app encourages women to report lewd catcalls and inappropriate behavior the encounter in the street with a $20,000 grant from the city of New York to support the app’s development.

Bank Robber Throws Money Out Window
A robber hit a bank in Northwest Indiana on Friday, and then led police on a high speed chase with money flying all over the road.

17 arrested in Daytona Beach prostitution sting
Seventeen people were arrested during a two-day prostitution sting in Daytona Beach.

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Here’s the stepNEWS. It is amazing. You are just too stupid to realize it.

Dora the ‘Sexplorer’ Doll Horrifies Mom
A mother was horrified when a Dora the Explorer doll taught her 7-year-old girl to say: “Let’s play sex!�

Woman donated kidney to boss, then fired
A Long Island woman claims she was fired after donating a kidney so her boss could move up the transplant waiting list.

Wild Bank Robbery Police Chase in California
LAPD pursued a bank robbery suspect with some wild footage, eventually releasing a police dog to chase the suspect out of his minivan.

McDonald’s Manager Attacked With Baseball Bat
A man was upset that his order wasn’t taken fast enough, so he jumped over the counter of a Lakeland, Florida McDonald’s to beat the shift manager with a baseball bat.

Oreo Breastfeeding Ad Stirs Controversy
Kraft has ignited a bit of controversy with an Oreo print ad featuring a breastfeeding baby that was never meant for the public to see.

Deion Sanders Divorce Gets Violent
Just hours before former Cowboys star Deion Sanders was scheduled to appear at a local charity event there was divorce-related drama in his home, Sanders took to Twitter to share details about what allegedly happened. He said his estranged wife Pilar went after him in his own bedroom, kicking, biting and scratching him. He said he defended himself until he was able to call police.

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If you hate the stepNEWS you only hate yourself because the stepNEWS is just a glimpse into idiotic humanity…something we are all a part of…sure you say you’re not dumb enough to end up on the news….but maybe you’re just not fun enough cuz these idiots are awesome…I’d invite them all to my birthday party!

Man in Pajamas Shoots Gun At Speed Enforcement Vehicle
An unidentified New Mexico man was caught on video unloads his revolver, shooting six rounds into a speed enforcement van.

Caught on Tape: Car Plows Into Grocery Store
Miraculously nobody was hurt when an old lady drove into grocery store in

Illinois HS Dean Resigns After Inappropriate Texts To Students
It was not your typical school board meeting Wednesday night at Adlai Stevenson High School. What parents learned for the first time, students have been talking about for days.

Police Use Teargas On Partygoers
One Kent State University block party got so out of hand police in riot gear had to use teargas to break it up.

Teen’s Terrifying Experience Trying K2
K2 or synthetic marijuana — following a recent violent attack and murder in Farmington Hills, it’s what people are talking about all across metro Detroit. A Wyandotte mother feels anyone who uses this drug is playing Russian roulette with their life.

Were Secret Service Hookers Underage?
Colombian authorities are probing whether any of the women involved in the prostitution scandal that has cost six Secret Service agents their jobs were underage, according to a new report.

Caught on Tape: Thieves Steal Thousands in Hair Weaves
Brazen burglars broke into a Georgia hair shop and took out with thousands of dollars worth of human hair.

Coming Soon: Marijuana Vending Machines
A local Southern California company is looking to revolutionize the world of medical cannabis with a new and secure – marijuana vending machine!!

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People are so fun! Wild! Crazy! Uptight! Idiots!

Here’s some news to prove that….

Neighbors Worried About Man’s Pet Cougar
Takoda is a cougar — also known as a mountain lion. He’s not in a zoo. Rather he is in Craig De Rosa’s backyard in Holmes, N.Y.

Neighborhood Plasted With Pornographic Images
A Medford Lakes, New Jersey neighborhood has been plastered with X-rated pornographic images with explicit captions, upsetting parents.

Man Arrested For Exposing Himself To Flight Attendant
A man was arrested for exposing himself to other passengers on a Southwest flight from Seattle to Albuquerque.

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