You know the morning news is gonna be good when they have a pornstar like Bree Olson in her shitty brown sweater on the shit…you know cuz pornstars aren’t supposed to be on morning shows…they are supposed to be passed out or jacked on meth…unable to function in order to live with their whore selves for exploiting their vaginas for what they thought was a good life, but that turned out to be a shitty life worse that hooking in the back alley behind their shitty town bar….unless they are Bree Olson who hook for Charlie Sheen then drop out of a dirty as fuck porn career to be on TV…what a fucking joke…..

Here’s the rest of the news…perfect for you to get conversation pieces for when you talk to yourself – cuz no one ever talks to you…

Goddess Bree Olson Talks AVN Awards on Good Day LA
Bree Olson famously dated Charlie Sheen as one of his “Goddesses”… she’s also known as an actress in the adult film biz.

Hottie teacher charged with armed robbery for prescription drugs
A Massachusetts middle school teacher is out on $1,000 bail after pleading not guilty to pointing a gun in a man’s face and stealing his prescription drugs and cash.

Video: Car Stolen During Test Drive

Michigan 7th Grader Suspended For Accidentally Touching Teacher
A Michigan school teacher accidentally toucher her teacher while yawning and ended up with a 180-day suspension

Memphis Drama Teacher Arrested For Soliciting Young Men For Sex

Sugar Plumb Fairy Fired For Naughty Language
While waiting for a mandatory drug test Laura Coppinger cursed and lost her job in the town’s Christmas Festival.

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Here’s some news you low life trash that embarrsses me everyday cuz you’re too dumb to even grasp this shit….no offense or anything.

OH Man Turns Apartment Into Brothel
An Ohio man admits that he turned his apartment into a ‘massage parlor’ and was selling sex.

OH Cook Faces Charges For Giving 2-Year-Old Alcohol
A Canton, Ohio cook at a Japanese steakhouse gave a young boy Saki and squirted the boy a mouthful.

Caught on Tape: Escaped Suspect Crashes Trying To Get Away
An escaped suspect tried to get drive away from justice, but didn’t make it very far.

Cocaine Found in Horse Saddle
Police uncovered $500,000 of cocaine inside a horse saddle Tuesday in DeKalb County, Georgia.

Massachusetts School Bus Driver Shot In Head By Students’ Pellet Guns
A Lawrence school bus driver was shot in the head with a pellet gun, police said. The driver was hit while driving kids to school Tuesday morning. He was not hurt.

Boy gets stuck under school bus seat in Florida
Firefighters are used to helping people in tight spots, but nothing like what they found on an Orange County School bus Monday night.

Video Shows Dallas Police Officer Push Occupy Dallas Protester
Police are again investigating the Occupy Dallas movement. But this time they are looking at one of their own.

Woman Jailed in Sword Attack on Husband
A Chandler, Arizona man called police and said his wife was attacking him with a sword. The woman was arrested, but police say the man is now changing his story.

VA Physics Teacher Arrested For Being Drunk In Class
A Loudoun County teacher faces charges after police say he was drunk at school. The incident happened Monday at J. Michael Lunsford Middle School in South Riding.

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Here’s some news to enlighten your ignorant mind…..you know to really make you realize that you are not the only idiot out there, but in fact there are a fucking lot of idiots, only they’ve gone to distance and got themselves on TV, while all you have done is masturbated 3 times today….weirdo

Here’s the news..

Man Buys Fully Loaded Minivan. Fully Loaded With Cocaine.
A California man bought a used minivan and upon having trouble with the windows he discovered that the 2008 minivan once used a rental car was stocked with 19 kilos of cocaine.

Jerry Sandusky Claims Innocence In Interview
Former Penn State Football coach Jerry Sandusky gave Bob Costas an exclusive interview and claimed that no improper contact or conduct took place between he and young children.

NJ Teenager Suspended Over Confederate Flag Sweatshirt
A New Jersey middle schooler Torri Albrecht was suspended when she wore a Confederate Flag sweatshirt to school upon refusing the request of officials that she take it off or turn it inside out.

Teen Claims Bullying Over ‘Osama’ Name
The family of Lake County Illinois high school student David Osama Haddad filed a lawsuit today alleging that he was bullied and attacked at Lake Central High School, and the district did nothing to help.

Young Punks Target Elderly Detroit Woman With Graffiti
They tagged her garage. When neighbors helped her paint over it, they made it worse.
http://www.redlasso.com/local/young-punks-target-elderly-detroit-woman/s

Update: Second Michigan Chuck E. Cheese Family Speaks Out
http://www.redlasso.com/featured/brawl-breaks-out-at-chuck-e-cheeses/

Cop Arrested for Shooting Cop Ex-Girlfriend
A Florida police officer fired 10 rounds at his cop ex-girlfriend and was then arrested at a pizza shop. The woman was unharmed thanks to her bulletproof vest.

University of Texas Frat Suspected of Drug Trafficking
Members of a UT Fraternity are suspected of running a drug trafficking ring.

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Here’s some news…because sometimes I need to make myself feel better about posting about celeb cunt all day….waste of time…kinda like marriage….but the internet website version….

Mom Gets 5 Yrs Probation for Sexting
A Katy, Texas mom will spend the next five years on probation for sending nude photos to an underage boy.

Brawl at Michigan Chuck E. Cheese’s
“I saw my grandma go in the ambiance.”

Man Attacked With Pumpkin, Left Injured
A Pittsburgh area man was hit in the head with a 10 lb. pumpkin, probably thrown at him by someone in a passing car.

34-Year-Old Woman Arrested For Sex With 17-Year-Old Boy
A 34-Year-Old woman was arrested after a domestic dispute with her 17-year-old boyfriend after police found bite marks on the boy.

Parents Upset Porn Star Reading To Kids
California parents are upset that former porn star Sasha Gray participated in the Read Across America program at their children’s school.

Larry King: “I Don’t Miss The Kardashians”
Former CNN talk-show host Larry King says there are days he misses his show and covering big news stories, but the Kardashian sisters isn’t one of them.

Dog Eats $1,000, Owner Only Gets $900 Back

CO Woman Bites Two People On The Neck At Convenience Store
An intoxicated Colorado woman groped and bit a customer and a clerk at a Colorado convenience store.

‘Beer Bandit’ Sought in Georgia
Police say a man traded buckshot for beer when he blasted his way into a convenience store and made off with a couple of 12 packs.

Oregon Cop Slams Into House During High Speed Chase
http://www.redlasso.com/featured/oregon-cop-slams-into-house-during-high-speed-chase/

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Here’s some news…..cuz I like the news….i tmakes me feel better about things – you know by focusing on other people’s misery…I”m an asshole like that….

Satanic Sex Ritual in Arizona Leaves Teen Almost Dead
A pair of devil-worshiping women lured a man to Wisconsin and stabbed him 300 times during a two-day ritual.

NJ School Bus Driver Busted For Driving Drunk
A New Jersey school bus driver was arrested for driving while intoxicated withs students on the bus.

9-Year-Old Girl Testifies About Driving For Drunk Dad
A 9-year-old girl cried Tuesday as she explained how she drove a full-size van in suburban Detroit while her father sat in the passenger seat after a night of drinking whiskey.

Teacher Chokes Student For Cutting In Line
A Denver teacher is under fire was accused of choking a six-year-old for cutting in line.

Cape football player accused of hazing underclassman

Ex-Youth Pastor Charged For Sex With Juvenile Boy
A former youth pastor in Fayette County, Georgia is charged with child molestation.

Teacher Accused of Groping Students
An Arizona teacher is accused of sexually abusing female students and according to court paperwork, it happened on school grounds.

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I am less interested in pedophiles in college sport…because I hate hearing stories about pedophiles especially when it is about raping 10 year old boys….but also because I have always known all sports have pedophiles since I was in little league and the coach tried to make us put baseballs in his ass…or maybe it was the bat…or maybe I saw that in a movie…either way, anywhere there are kids, there’s a pervert who gets off to kids whether when masturbating, or when he can’t help but follow through…

I am far mor into people shop lifting using their underwear, teachers fucking their teeen students, preachers killing heathens, and whatever else we’ve compiled her for you today…Enjoy…

Minnesota Thief Hides Fur Coat In Underwear
A Minnesota woman was sentenced to two years in jail after being caught shoplifting a mink coat by shoving it in her underwear.

Raw Video: Students Destroy TV Truck at PSU
Raw video obtained by Newscore, a Fox unit, shows angry Penn State students destroying a TV news truck after Joe Paterno was fired on Wednesday.

Pastor Pleads Guilty to Killing Church Member
A Missouri pastor plead guilty to murdering a church member that was having a 10 year affair with his wife.

Woman Catches Thief Trying To Return Her Stolen Christmas Presents
A Massachusetts woman was getting a head start on her Christmas shopping until someone stole her gifts. A few days later she met the suspect.

Police: Georgia Teacher Had Sex With Student

Fake School Nurse Theft Ring Busted
http://www.redlasso.com/local/women-accused-of-stealing/

Students Plot to Kill Jr. High Teacher
Five students are accused of plotting to kill an 8th grade teacher at San Tan Junior High in Chandler.
http://www.redlasso.com/local/students-plot-to-kill-jr-high-teacher/

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Here’s some news…I’m like the internet Barbara Walters or whoever the fuck is on the news…I don’ t pay attention to that shit – I am too into self loathing and the news just makes me too happy in realizing how doomed we are….

Georgia Tricker Or Treaters Given Fetus Dolls
Instead of candy one home owner handed out fetus dolls on Halloween.

Russian Grave Robber Dressed Bodies Like Dolls
A Russian man was discovered to have almost 30 dead bodies dressed like dolls in his home.

Voter Bitten On Nose By Election Worker
An Ohio poll worker is accused of trying to bite a voter’s nose off.

Woman Finds Stolen Bike On Craigslist,Confronts Thief
A Colorado woman was surprised to see her stolen bike for sale online and confronted the thief

Paintballs Shot At Home Of Houston Mayoral Candidate
Paint Balls Fired At Home Of Houston Mayoral Candidate
Kevin Simms, a candidate for mayor of Houston was startled when his house was pelted with paintballs over the weekend.

Woman Drives To Police With Husband On Hood Of Car
A Georgia woman was surprised by her estranged husband and tried to drive away, so he jumped on the hood.

Candidate’s Car Vandalized As She Votes
A candidate for mayor of Philadelphia has a tough time voting as she emerges from the voting booth to find her car vandalized. She lost too.

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Here’s the stepNEWS….because drunkenstepfather.com is the premiere place for people to catch up on world affairs, but we’re just misunderstood since we is just me and I don’t know what the fuck I’m doing…however….I play web start-up media company like small scale Fox everyday for the last 8 years….It’s less interesting a role playing game than the one where we pretended I was a bad teacher but it’s what I do anyway….now catch up on the news…down with newspapers….

Penn State Football Coach In Sex Scandal
Former Penn State University defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky is being accused of multiple assaults of underage boys. Officials are also looking into a possible coverup.

Woman: Herman Cain reached for her genitals
NEW YORK — A woman says Republican presidential contender Herman Cain reached under her skirt for her genitals and pushed her head toward his crotch in July 1997.

Surveillance video shows knife fight in Boston
Prosecutors say a Roxbury teenager, who allegedly stabbed a stranger on an MBTA bus last year, should spend the next decade behind bars.

VIDEO: Deer Crashes Through Window at Georgia Bar

Dallas DART Bus Drivers Allegedly Abused Disabled Woman
Two Dallas Area Rapid Transit drivers trusted to transport those who can’t take care of themselves have been accused of taking advantage of a mentally disabled woman.

CPS Removes Baby from ‘Occupy’ Dallas Camp
Child Protective Services workers showed up at the Occupy Dallas camp Thursday to question a family about living in a tent with a 9-month-old baby.

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Here’s the news cuz I love the news – it brings me joy beyond anything you’d ever feel because I like to see other people far more idiotic than me only getting the press I wish I had but I’m too lazy to bother thus proving I’m less idiotic than them…if you know what I mean…

McDonald’s Halloween Fight Caught on Tape
A brawl between two ladies erupted when one woman complained that the other was taking too long while ordering at a McDonald’s in Pennsylvania.

Homeless Man Attacks Woman Outside Store
A homeless man wearing trash bags attacked a woman outside a Massachusetts Dunkin Donuts and it was all caught on video.

Video: Football Coach Delivers Bone Snapping Hit
A middle school football player is suffering from a broken collarbone after an incident on the practice field by a coach and it was caught on tape.

Philadelphia Strip Club Raided For Prostitution
A Northeast Philadelphia strip club was the target of a law enforcement raid late Friday, which resulted in the arrest of seven women and one man on prostitution-related charges.

Martial Arts Experts Stop Armed Robbery
Two martial arts experts in town for a tournament stopped a suspected robbery attempt at a Los Angeles hotel in which they were staying, according to police.

Baggage Fees Strand Woman At Airport
A woman trying to fly out of San Francisco was stranded there for eight days because of $200 in baggage fees.

Hair Dye Makes Girls Face Balloon
A British girl dyed her hair black and ended up with a swollen face

Officials accused of ignoring sex ring
New details are surfacing about state officials who allegedly ignored sexual activities in three local spas in Massachusetts.

Naked Driver’s Lawyer Swats Camera
The attorney for that Ohio woman busted in a naked DUI case made her own news when she confronted a local TV reporter.

Graham “Cracker” Signs Offensive?
A Texas Christian University student government candidate recently was asked to make some changes to his campaign signs after someone pointed out that his nickname had some negative racial connotations.

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Remember the stepNEWS….yeah I was slacking on the shit – even though news is far more interesting than celebrity bullshit….because it taps ino the average moron and the average moron is more fun than the rich, insecure, marketed trash that is hollywood…Here’s the news…

Fake Sperm Doctor Under Arrest in Arizona

Alleged Hit Man Caught on Camera
A man accused of trying to kill a Houston attorney’s wife appears to have been caught on camera the day of the crime.

North Carolina Store Clerk Shoots Robbers

Plumber returns $20K found in duct

Florida woman says she was almost raped

Man turns tables on harassing bill collectors over mistaken identity. Ends up in jail.

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