Here’s the news….It’s good news…like the time you found out that asshole you hated was in a car accident…only with less guilt…it’s good news like the time you found out the girl who rejected you got really fat…it’s good news…cuz it happened to someone else…

Women Get Into Bleach Fight at MD Wal-Mart
A woman attacked her ex-boyfriend’s new girlfriend at a Maryland Wal-Mart. This is not the first fight between them. The boyfriend’s father took the side of ex-girlfriend.

VIDEO: Deer Crashes Into Cell Phone Store, Wrecks Bathroom

Teen to cops: Dealer stole my pot money

Pot-Shaped Candy Alarms Parents
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Stuttering Teen Was Told to Be Quiet In Class

TSA Screener Arrested for Child Porn in Maryland

Iraqi Vet’s Tree House in Trouble
A Fairfax County housing board wants an Iraqi vet’s treehouse to come down.

Family Calls 911 After Getting Lost in Corn Maze
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Iowa Man Tried to Pour Superglue Down Woman’s Throat

Pastor Caught on Camera Stealing Drugs
A pastor in Tennessee is accused of breaking into homes to steal pain pills and was caught on camera breaking into a house.

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Here’s the news…Stay informed…this is way more fun than when I got news my grandmother passed away…or when I got news i owed the government money or when I got news that my house was repossessed by the bank…or when I got news she had HIV after I fucked her…or when I got news she was pregnant…or when I got news that the mafia were after me years ago…or when I got news my blog sucks…or when I got news I have a small penis…or when I got news I may have cancer…or when I got news they were out of booze at the party…or when I got news that she felt as though I raped her and was going to the police…or when i got news she left me for my best friend on my birthday and valentines day and our anniversary after spending my last 100 dollars on her by being stood up…because it reminds us that we’re all doomed, other people are idiots, and that life isn’t that bad even though it’s bad…it’s all how you look at it…

Caught on Tape: Girls Subway Brawl With Cops

Teen Sex Alleged at Atlanta Rec Center Trip

Sharks live in Australian golf course lake

Amish men accused of attacking couples in Ohio

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Most fascinating news of the week….is X-Rated Parties Alleged at Atlanta Rec Center

Here’s the rest of the stepNEWS…..

Caught on Tape: Shootout at Texas gas station

Sex Offender Nearly Joins Michigan School Board

Officials: 200 Cats in Family’s House

Fake Robbery Captured on Camera

Gooey Geyser Sprays Seattle
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Michigan Girl with Terminal Disease Still Harassed by Neighbor
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Here’s the original story that aired a year ago:
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I may hate celebrities – but I fucking love the news….see cuz the news is just as scandalous and hilarious….but with real people…not crying for attention cunts who get paid too much….that’s why the stepNEWS is my most favorite post of all.

Parking Lot Sex Scandal Rocks Michigan Town

Flasher Arrested in West Hartford, CT
A man was arrested in West Hartford was arrested for running around with his pants down and a face full of silver paint because he claims he was huffing the spray paint.

Here’s the rest of the news….

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The news is really good today, even though it is always a tragedy when one of our own goes down for groping unsuspecting women like the pervert her is, you know in one of those failed to creep situations…..but this bikini parade world record shit seriously makes up for it….

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The highlight of the news is this story of some creepy school employee pulled a magic trick at some school meeting that happened to be televised and that offended some weirdo who was watching the school meeting on TV because it involved a bra…and I love bras….but apparently weirdos who watch school meetings on cable access don’t….

Ok so it wasn’t as good as I thought it was going to be but you gotta like their investigative journalism….next time lets hope it involves more of the actual trick and some tit…..so here’s the rest of the news….

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I think the highlight of today’s news is this story of a man having a drug overdose at a Pastor’s sex and drug party, because like the pastor I believe in sex and drugs, and feel like more people need to realize that what happens behind closed doors, and not what happens in front of a congregation is what really matters. We are human and by default debaucherous perverts…Let’s embrace it motherfuckers…

Here’s the Rest of the news….

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I know – the uniboob shit I just posted was killer, but here’s some more news…..cuz apparently there’s more to life than uniboobs, even though I wish there wasn’t…

I figure there can never be too many idiots making it on TV for insanity and stupidity…

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I’ve seen all kinds of tits…

When I was in high school, one of the lunch monitors had three tits…she had the 2 standard tits and one other weird growth that I assume had it’s own nipple in the middle…because yes…I went to high school in some backwoods imbred town…

When I was older, I went through all kind of hookers at all kinds of price point, with all kinds of disorders….and in all those encounters with breasts, I’ve never seen shit like this….two implants, one merged clevage, and as someone who hates implants as much as the annoying women who get them….unless they are cancer patients and doing it to feel normal again….this story makes me laugh…

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Here’s some shit going on in the news….cuz the news can be erotic if you’re weird….and entertaining if you have no hope in mankind…

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