Here’s some news…I’m like the internet Barbara Walters or whoever the fuck is on the news…I don’ t pay attention to that shit – I am too into self loathing and the news just makes me too happy in realizing how doomed we are….

Georgia Tricker Or Treaters Given Fetus Dolls
Instead of candy one home owner handed out fetus dolls on Halloween.

Russian Grave Robber Dressed Bodies Like Dolls
A Russian man was discovered to have almost 30 dead bodies dressed like dolls in his home.

Voter Bitten On Nose By Election Worker
An Ohio poll worker is accused of trying to bite a voter’s nose off.

Woman Finds Stolen Bike On Craigslist,Confronts Thief
A Colorado woman was surprised to see her stolen bike for sale online and confronted the thief

Paintballs Shot At Home Of Houston Mayoral Candidate
Paint Balls Fired At Home Of Houston Mayoral Candidate
Kevin Simms, a candidate for mayor of Houston was startled when his house was pelted with paintballs over the weekend.

Woman Drives To Police With Husband On Hood Of Car
A Georgia woman was surprised by her estranged husband and tried to drive away, so he jumped on the hood.

Candidate’s Car Vandalized As She Votes
A candidate for mayor of Philadelphia has a tough time voting as she emerges from the voting booth to find her car vandalized. She lost too.

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Here’s the stepNEWS….because drunkenstepfather.com is the premiere place for people to catch up on world affairs, but we’re just misunderstood since we is just me and I don’t know what the fuck I’m doing…however….I play web start-up media company like small scale Fox everyday for the last 8 years….It’s less interesting a role playing game than the one where we pretended I was a bad teacher but it’s what I do anyway….now catch up on the news…down with newspapers….

Penn State Football Coach In Sex Scandal
Former Penn State University defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky is being accused of multiple assaults of underage boys. Officials are also looking into a possible coverup.

Woman: Herman Cain reached for her genitals
NEW YORK — A woman says Republican presidential contender Herman Cain reached under her skirt for her genitals and pushed her head toward his crotch in July 1997.

Surveillance video shows knife fight in Boston
Prosecutors say a Roxbury teenager, who allegedly stabbed a stranger on an MBTA bus last year, should spend the next decade behind bars.

VIDEO: Deer Crashes Through Window at Georgia Bar

Dallas DART Bus Drivers Allegedly Abused Disabled Woman
Two Dallas Area Rapid Transit drivers trusted to transport those who can’t take care of themselves have been accused of taking advantage of a mentally disabled woman.

CPS Removes Baby from ‘Occupy’ Dallas Camp
Child Protective Services workers showed up at the Occupy Dallas camp Thursday to question a family about living in a tent with a 9-month-old baby.

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Here’s the news cuz I love the news – it brings me joy beyond anything you’d ever feel because I like to see other people far more idiotic than me only getting the press I wish I had but I’m too lazy to bother thus proving I’m less idiotic than them…if you know what I mean…

McDonald’s Halloween Fight Caught on Tape
A brawl between two ladies erupted when one woman complained that the other was taking too long while ordering at a McDonald’s in Pennsylvania.

Homeless Man Attacks Woman Outside Store
A homeless man wearing trash bags attacked a woman outside a Massachusetts Dunkin Donuts and it was all caught on video.

Video: Football Coach Delivers Bone Snapping Hit
A middle school football player is suffering from a broken collarbone after an incident on the practice field by a coach and it was caught on tape.

Philadelphia Strip Club Raided For Prostitution
A Northeast Philadelphia strip club was the target of a law enforcement raid late Friday, which resulted in the arrest of seven women and one man on prostitution-related charges.

Martial Arts Experts Stop Armed Robbery
Two martial arts experts in town for a tournament stopped a suspected robbery attempt at a Los Angeles hotel in which they were staying, according to police.

Baggage Fees Strand Woman At Airport
A woman trying to fly out of San Francisco was stranded there for eight days because of $200 in baggage fees.

Hair Dye Makes Girls Face Balloon
A British girl dyed her hair black and ended up with a swollen face

Officials accused of ignoring sex ring
New details are surfacing about state officials who allegedly ignored sexual activities in three local spas in Massachusetts.

Naked Driver’s Lawyer Swats Camera
The attorney for that Ohio woman busted in a naked DUI case made her own news when she confronted a local TV reporter.

Graham “Cracker” Signs Offensive?
A Texas Christian University student government candidate recently was asked to make some changes to his campaign signs after someone pointed out that his nickname had some negative racial connotations.

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Remember the stepNEWS….yeah I was slacking on the shit – even though news is far more interesting than celebrity bullshit….because it taps ino the average moron and the average moron is more fun than the rich, insecure, marketed trash that is hollywood…Here’s the news…

Fake Sperm Doctor Under Arrest in Arizona

Alleged Hit Man Caught on Camera
A man accused of trying to kill a Houston attorney’s wife appears to have been caught on camera the day of the crime.

North Carolina Store Clerk Shoots Robbers

Plumber returns $20K found in duct

Florida woman says she was almost raped

Man turns tables on harassing bill collectors over mistaken identity. Ends up in jail.

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Here’s the news…

Woman Arrested For Assaulting Husband With Cupcakes

PA High School Football Players In Trouble For Tea Bagging Teammate

Police: Man Attacks 2 People, Strips at Atlanta Airport
A man is accused of attacking people at Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport and then stripping his clothes off.

Iowa Pastor Busted in Prostitution Ring
A pastor in Iowa was one of nine men busted in a prostitution ring.

Detroit Woman Sees Stolen Items on Facebook

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People are fucking idiots and I love it….seriously, the world would be really fucking boring if we didn’t have people offering women sex as a form of payment for debt, or using your kids to keep you out of trouble, but in turn getting you in more trouble, even though they are your kids and you should be allowed to use them however you want, or people leaving a trail as stupid as beer cans to get caught for stupidy….I love it….without it….this horrible life would be harder to laugh at, even though I don’t laugh….

Here’s the news…

Broncos DE Uses By Week To Get Arrested
Denver Broncos DE Ryan McBean was arrested for a felony stalking charge after offering an ex-girlfriend to forgive a debt for sex.

Drunk Guy Uses 9-Year-Old Daughter As Designated Driver

Georgia Football Coach Beaten After Game

Cops Followed Beers Cans to Suspect

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Here’s the latest news….it’s amazing….even better than the time you found out that I didn’t have AIDS…even though you had unprotected sex for over a decade with seedy bitches cuz you assumed it was just a gay disease…

Islanders Girl Wipes Out on Live TV
On a live shot from Nassau Coliseum an Islanders Ice girl loses her fight with gravity

Tanning Bed Peeping Tom Busted in MS
A reserve police officer is accused of secretly taping teenage girls using his private tanning bed, but was caught by the girls.

Seattle Superhero Reveals Identity
Seattle ‘Superhero’ Phoenix Jones revealed his true identity before a court hearing for an arrest when trying to break up a fight.

Cross-Dressing Robbers Steal Hangbags

McDonald’s Cashier Attacks Customers
http://www.redlasso.com/featured/mcdonalds-cashier-attacks-customers/

Pot-Shaped Candy Causes Controversy
http://www.redlasso.com/featured/pot-shaped-candy-causes-controversy-2/

Wal-Mart Heiress Arrested for DUI on Her Birthday
http://www.redlasso.com/featured/wal-mart-heiress-arrested-for-dui/

IndyCar’s Wheldon Dies in 15-Car Wreck – RIP Motherfucker

Chicago School FIght
A brutal Chicago school fight was caught on video

Haunted House Billboard Offends Neighborhood
A haunted house billboard is creating a racial controversy in a Western Pennsylvania neighborhood. The Hayloft owners say that it was unintentional.

Feds Bust Bowling Alley Escort Ring in Michigan
http://www.redlasso.com/local/feds-bust-bowling-alley-escort-ring/

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Here’s some amazing news….not quite as good news as when you find out your website is being nominated for an Academy award, or giving you a movie deal, or a book deal that will propel you to huge success after years of nonsense…..and not as amazing as the news that your wife has finally left you after years and years and years of unhappiness….but it’s almost as good….

Woman Upset After Student Massage
A Georgia woman was left horrified after a massage at a massage school left her feeling violated.

70-Year-Old Florida Bus Aide Fights 14-Year-Old Student and Wins

Woman Arrested for Flashing Ex-Husband
A Pennsylvania woman thought it was a great idea to drive past her ex-husband, flash the entire neighborhood, including kids, and drive the wrong way on a road.

The Accused Celeb Hacker is Awesome

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Here’s the news….It’s good news…like the time you found out that asshole you hated was in a car accident…only with less guilt…it’s good news like the time you found out the girl who rejected you got really fat…it’s good news…cuz it happened to someone else…

Women Get Into Bleach Fight at MD Wal-Mart
A woman attacked her ex-boyfriend’s new girlfriend at a Maryland Wal-Mart. This is not the first fight between them. The boyfriend’s father took the side of ex-girlfriend.

VIDEO: Deer Crashes Into Cell Phone Store, Wrecks Bathroom

Teen to cops: Dealer stole my pot money

Pot-Shaped Candy Alarms Parents
http://www.redlasso.com/local/pot-shaped-candy-alarms-parents/
Stuttering Teen Was Told to Be Quiet In Class

TSA Screener Arrested for Child Porn in Maryland

Iraqi Vet’s Tree House in Trouble
A Fairfax County housing board wants an Iraqi vet’s treehouse to come down.

Family Calls 911 After Getting Lost in Corn Maze
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Iowa Man Tried to Pour Superglue Down Woman’s Throat

Pastor Caught on Camera Stealing Drugs
A pastor in Tennessee is accused of breaking into homes to steal pain pills and was caught on camera breaking into a house.

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Here’s the news…Stay informed…this is way more fun than when I got news my grandmother passed away…or when I got news i owed the government money or when I got news that my house was repossessed by the bank…or when I got news she had HIV after I fucked her…or when I got news she was pregnant…or when I got news that the mafia were after me years ago…or when I got news my blog sucks…or when I got news I have a small penis…or when I got news I may have cancer…or when I got news they were out of booze at the party…or when I got news that she felt as though I raped her and was going to the police…or when i got news she left me for my best friend on my birthday and valentines day and our anniversary after spending my last 100 dollars on her by being stood up…because it reminds us that we’re all doomed, other people are idiots, and that life isn’t that bad even though it’s bad…it’s all how you look at it…

Caught on Tape: Girls Subway Brawl With Cops

Teen Sex Alleged at Atlanta Rec Center Trip

Sharks live in Australian golf course lake

Amish men accused of attacking couples in Ohio

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