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Woman Arrested For Assaulting Husband With Cupcakes

PA High School Football Players In Trouble For Tea Bagging Teammate

Police: Man Attacks 2 People, Strips at Atlanta Airport
A man is accused of attacking people at Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport and then stripping his clothes off.

Iowa Pastor Busted in Prostitution Ring
A pastor in Iowa was one of nine men busted in a prostitution ring.

Detroit Woman Sees Stolen Items on Facebook

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People are fucking idiots and I love it….seriously, the world would be really fucking boring if we didn’t have people offering women sex as a form of payment for debt, or using your kids to keep you out of trouble, but in turn getting you in more trouble, even though they are your kids and you should be allowed to use them however you want, or people leaving a trail as stupid as beer cans to get caught for stupidy….I love it….without it….this horrible life would be harder to laugh at, even though I don’t laugh….

Here’s the news…

Broncos DE Uses By Week To Get Arrested
Denver Broncos DE Ryan McBean was arrested for a felony stalking charge after offering an ex-girlfriend to forgive a debt for sex.

Drunk Guy Uses 9-Year-Old Daughter As Designated Driver

Georgia Football Coach Beaten After Game

Cops Followed Beers Cans to Suspect

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Here’s the latest news….it’s amazing….even better than the time you found out that I didn’t have AIDS…even though you had unprotected sex for over a decade with seedy bitches cuz you assumed it was just a gay disease…

Islanders Girl Wipes Out on Live TV
On a live shot from Nassau Coliseum an Islanders Ice girl loses her fight with gravity

Tanning Bed Peeping Tom Busted in MS
A reserve police officer is accused of secretly taping teenage girls using his private tanning bed, but was caught by the girls.

Seattle Superhero Reveals Identity
Seattle ‘Superhero’ Phoenix Jones revealed his true identity before a court hearing for an arrest when trying to break up a fight.

Cross-Dressing Robbers Steal Hangbags

McDonald’s Cashier Attacks Customers
http://www.redlasso.com/featured/mcdonalds-cashier-attacks-customers/

Pot-Shaped Candy Causes Controversy
http://www.redlasso.com/featured/pot-shaped-candy-causes-controversy-2/

Wal-Mart Heiress Arrested for DUI on Her Birthday
http://www.redlasso.com/featured/wal-mart-heiress-arrested-for-dui/

IndyCar’s Wheldon Dies in 15-Car Wreck – RIP Motherfucker

Chicago School FIght
A brutal Chicago school fight was caught on video

Haunted House Billboard Offends Neighborhood
A haunted house billboard is creating a racial controversy in a Western Pennsylvania neighborhood. The Hayloft owners say that it was unintentional.

Feds Bust Bowling Alley Escort Ring in Michigan
http://www.redlasso.com/local/feds-bust-bowling-alley-escort-ring/

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Here’s some amazing news….not quite as good news as when you find out your website is being nominated for an Academy award, or giving you a movie deal, or a book deal that will propel you to huge success after years of nonsense…..and not as amazing as the news that your wife has finally left you after years and years and years of unhappiness….but it’s almost as good….

Woman Upset After Student Massage
A Georgia woman was left horrified after a massage at a massage school left her feeling violated.

70-Year-Old Florida Bus Aide Fights 14-Year-Old Student and Wins

Woman Arrested for Flashing Ex-Husband
A Pennsylvania woman thought it was a great idea to drive past her ex-husband, flash the entire neighborhood, including kids, and drive the wrong way on a road.

The Accused Celeb Hacker is Awesome

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Here’s the news….It’s good news…like the time you found out that asshole you hated was in a car accident…only with less guilt…it’s good news like the time you found out the girl who rejected you got really fat…it’s good news…cuz it happened to someone else…

Women Get Into Bleach Fight at MD Wal-Mart
A woman attacked her ex-boyfriend’s new girlfriend at a Maryland Wal-Mart. This is not the first fight between them. The boyfriend’s father took the side of ex-girlfriend.

VIDEO: Deer Crashes Into Cell Phone Store, Wrecks Bathroom

Teen to cops: Dealer stole my pot money

Pot-Shaped Candy Alarms Parents
http://www.redlasso.com/local/pot-shaped-candy-alarms-parents/
Stuttering Teen Was Told to Be Quiet In Class

TSA Screener Arrested for Child Porn in Maryland

Iraqi Vet’s Tree House in Trouble
A Fairfax County housing board wants an Iraqi vet’s treehouse to come down.

Family Calls 911 After Getting Lost in Corn Maze
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Iowa Man Tried to Pour Superglue Down Woman’s Throat

Pastor Caught on Camera Stealing Drugs
A pastor in Tennessee is accused of breaking into homes to steal pain pills and was caught on camera breaking into a house.

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Here’s the news…Stay informed…this is way more fun than when I got news my grandmother passed away…or when I got news i owed the government money or when I got news that my house was repossessed by the bank…or when I got news she had HIV after I fucked her…or when I got news she was pregnant…or when I got news that the mafia were after me years ago…or when I got news my blog sucks…or when I got news I have a small penis…or when I got news I may have cancer…or when I got news they were out of booze at the party…or when I got news that she felt as though I raped her and was going to the police…or when i got news she left me for my best friend on my birthday and valentines day and our anniversary after spending my last 100 dollars on her by being stood up…because it reminds us that we’re all doomed, other people are idiots, and that life isn’t that bad even though it’s bad…it’s all how you look at it…

Caught on Tape: Girls Subway Brawl With Cops

Teen Sex Alleged at Atlanta Rec Center Trip

Sharks live in Australian golf course lake

Amish men accused of attacking couples in Ohio

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Most fascinating news of the week….is X-Rated Parties Alleged at Atlanta Rec Center

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Caught on Tape: Shootout at Texas gas station

Sex Offender Nearly Joins Michigan School Board

Officials: 200 Cats in Family’s House

Fake Robbery Captured on Camera

Gooey Geyser Sprays Seattle
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Michigan Girl with Terminal Disease Still Harassed by Neighbor
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Here’s the original story that aired a year ago:
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I may hate celebrities – but I fucking love the news….see cuz the news is just as scandalous and hilarious….but with real people…not crying for attention cunts who get paid too much….that’s why the stepNEWS is my most favorite post of all.

Parking Lot Sex Scandal Rocks Michigan Town

Flasher Arrested in West Hartford, CT
A man was arrested in West Hartford was arrested for running around with his pants down and a face full of silver paint because he claims he was huffing the spray paint.

Here’s the rest of the news….

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The news is really good today, even though it is always a tragedy when one of our own goes down for groping unsuspecting women like the pervert her is, you know in one of those failed to creep situations…..but this bikini parade world record shit seriously makes up for it….

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The highlight of the news is this story of some creepy school employee pulled a magic trick at some school meeting that happened to be televised and that offended some weirdo who was watching the school meeting on TV because it involved a bra…and I love bras….but apparently weirdos who watch school meetings on cable access don’t….

Ok so it wasn’t as good as I thought it was going to be but you gotta like their investigative journalism….next time lets hope it involves more of the actual trick and some tit…..so here’s the rest of the news….

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