Here’s some news…because news is the celeb gossip for everyday people who have a little more depth, crazy and desperation than the idiots we watch and notice living the good life for doing virtually nothing….but reciting bullshit scripts…what a fucking joke…but not as much as this real life shit…

The stepNEWS is on the forefront of what’s going on in the world…seriously….breaking stories…

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I am obsessed with watching new mothers in the rich neighborhood walking into the gym in tight pants….cuz tight pants, loose women, who come with an entertainment budget and feelings of lonliness cuz their husbands always work is porno to me….

That may not be news..I don’t get out much…and I generally hate women who have been ravaged with childbirth…or at least hate their vaginas because they are just too big for me…..so it is kinda news to me.

Here’s some actual news….

Peeping Tom turns into family feud in Arkansas
Two families feeling like they were wronged started a fight that ended in gunfire

Here’s the rest of the news…

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I am so mad that I didn’t get my news story on video….I pretty much witnessed a drunken daytime rape fantasy, or actual rape….and instead of pulling out a camera….I fucked up…

But luckily the world is filled with crazy people and those two crazy people were just two people in the grand scheme of the world of insane people….

here’s some news…

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I am a firm believer in not making the news, because there’s just too much pressure in having people know you exist, and it’s better just to post random shit from other people….I mean why bother doing it yourself when the rest of he world are fucking morons and you can just sit and if you’ve got the right diaper, shit on your couch…

The highlight is the Russian Billionaires who had a fist fight on TV….for whatever reason….that I like to call mafia…since Russia opened up from being communist and the organized crime rings took over public service…making more billionaires than any other nation in the shortest periof of time…making them often times thugs and here’s the proof…

Here’s the rest of the news…..

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Here’s the news….because the news is amazing when it features the KKK, Killer Bees, Autistic kids and Femal inmates…it’s the foundation of the best porno ever…but the Greatest Eye Witness Ever Is Great…

Here’s the rest of the news….

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I love the news…Part of me wishes I was out there making news, or at least capturing it on video like this dude did when he say a Shoplifter in Vancouver Getting Restrained by the Store Owner

But I’m more into sitting on my soiled couch too lazy to get off…in more ways than you’d probably want to know…..

Here’s some more news….that could be you if you were dumb enough to do idiot shit…

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The latest in news for me is that Scarlett Johansson Alleged Nude Pics are killing my fucking server, even though the site’s supposed to be optimized for this shit….

But turns out the world doesn’t revolve around me and there is other shit going on…and here is some good stuff you need to know..

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The world is fucked…and I love it….I don’t know if it is the alcohol speaking but my depression…that dark place I’ve been for the last decade or two finally has light..because I’ve accepted failure…and find so much so easy to laugh at….seriously…it’s all about perspective and idiots or modern day clowns bring joy…

Here’s the latest news…..

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Here’s some news and I hope some of you idiots are in these clips…cuz that would make me proud to write this site and greatly rewarded knowing I cater to such fucking weirdos…like the sex change couple robbing walmart, I need you at my birthday party…..or the dude who was attacked by vampires…that’s a legit concern….

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Here’s some news to get you through your day….you know to help you realize that you’re not the dumbest, weirdest, creepiest person in the country, and that if you are, you aren’t doing a good enough job of lettng the people know, you’ve kept it under the radar and off the news…which is no fun because if you’re a mental case weirdo…share it with us…make some moves…stop being a pussy.

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