The latest news isn’t really all that exciting, but I figure my time is better spent trying to make news, then findind news to post here….and that’s why I am going to sit on my couch plotting while napping….instead of digging for clips you don’t even watch…but I will say that I tried calling the cops on my friend who was fucking a cute immigrant saying that I thought I heard a rape going down in his apartment…cuz sabotaging good times is good times.

Here’s some stepNEWS….

In the molestation trial of former Plano teacher Joseph Garbarini III, prosecutors outlined a diaper fetish that his lawyer says does not prove wrong doing.

Latest Tattoo Craze: “Tattooth”
Trend setters have discovered a new place for tattoos: your teeth.

Casey Anthony back in Florida
Casey Anthony is back in Florida because she’s supposed to start serving probation for her check fraud conviction on Friday.

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Here’s the stepNEWS….it is the best way to start your day even though it is summer and no one seems to work on Fridays….cuz you’re all a bunch of lazy fucks….but luckily…no one reads this site…so nothing I post is really worth posting….but I do it anyway….so nothing gained but a good way to waste time….and at least the news makes me feel smarter…especially the caught on tape shit…Genius.

Hoyas Involved In Fight with China Team
A wild brawl broke out between Georgetown and a Chinese men’s basketball team Thursday night, putting an immediate end to a supposed goodwill game that coincided with U.S. Vice President Joe Biden’s visit to the country.

Woman Interviewing for Job Finds Bodies
Police are investigating a suspicious double shooting at a home in Scottsdale. The bodies of an adult man and woman were found on the front patio near the front door.

Caught on Tape: FL Baby Sitter drove baby in truck bed
23-year-old Keyona Davis was arrested Wednesday after several motorists called 911 reporting a baby strapped into a stroller in the back end of a pick up truck. See the dashcam video & Listen to 911 calls

Casey Anthony’s car crushed
Casey Anthony’s white Pontiac Sunfire that was a key piece of evidence in the prosecutions case against her was crushed at a central Florida junkyard Thursday.

Caught on Tape: MI Man Uses Feet as Brakes, Crashes into 4
Officials say a Warren man used his feet to stop his car after the brakes failed, causing him to crash into four other vehicles.

Caught on Tape: Flash Mob Robbery in NE DC
Another flash mob robbery has occurred in the area, this time at a convenience store at the 3900 block of Benning Road in Northeast D.C. late Wednesday night.

Philadelphia Parking Authority Gives Ticket To Cancer Patient
The Philadelphia Parking Authority treated her with no compassion, just minutes after a doctor diagnosed her with cancer.

Inmate: Ruling supports sex-change
BOSTON – A convicted murderer suing Massachusetts prison officials for a sex-change operation says a recent federal appeals court ruling supports her claim.

Rare, brain-eating amoeba claims lives
Two children and a young man have died this summer from a brain-eating amoeba that lives in water, health officials say.

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Wow. Today’s news is pretty fucking nutty. This caught on tape shit is amazing….I’m glad people have digicams, cellphone cams, big brother is watching closed circuit cams…watching me from the van outside my house cams…documenting me piss, shit and jerk off cams….cuz I believe nothing is sacred especially not everyday girl vagina…I want to see it all…Show it to me….

Here’s the stepNEWS….

Christine O’Donnell: Piers Wouldn’t Stop Sex Talk
In her first television appearance since walking out of an interview with Piers Morgan Wednesday, Christine O’Donnell told FOX 5 that the CNN host would not stop trying to talk about sex!

Caught on Tape: Crowd Turns on Cop After He Tasers Man
A crowd turn on a police officer while he is trying to make an arrest in Florida.

Wine Sold to 11-Year-Old in Detroit
A Detroit grocery store has been accused of selling a bottle of sparkling wine to an 11-year-old boy.

Raw Video: Teen Girls Attack Worker
Raw surveillance video obtained by Fox 29 shows an unprovoked attack in Philadelphia, right outside City Hall, by a group of teen girls on a commuter in May.

Facebook envy, a source of depression
The author of a new book about digital addictions says people prone to depression or anxiety may worsen their condition by looking at other’s profiles, then feeling bad at the perception that their own lives don’t measure up.

Teacher writes anti-gay messages online
A Lake County Social Studies teacher likely won’t be teaching next Monday when school starts. He’s involved in an ethics investigation.

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Like every well rounded man….and not the disorganized, useless alcoholic I am….I figure there’s a huge importance in starting your day like you were in the 50’s and on your way to the town factory while your wife stays home, pretends to be a good homemaker, when really she spends her day fucking the grocery clerk, mailman and any other man who doesn’t work at the town factory…

So here’s today’s news….I’m loving the flash mob hustle….we need to organize one of those…all we need is a mob…which luckily I can help with since I know this site alone gets at least one reader.

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Here’s some amazingness going on in the news….you know the police having a low speed chase topless on a forklift is fucking genius…reminds me of that time I went to Vegas in the 80s and saw some inbred topless hick in overalls gamble away his farm…only this clip doesn’t end it suicide…Shit that happens to real people is better than what happens to celebrities….it’s a fact.

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Here’s the stepNEWS cuz the things going on in the world are a substantially important thing to laugh at….

The highlight for me was the world’s biggest shower, a promotional campaign by Lynx spray, which broke the record but according to me, is a pure scam because hosing down 150 chicks in bikinis is not an actual shower, it isn’t naked enough…but it’s still greatness though, so I’m not that torn…

Here’s the rest of the news….

‘Slutwalk’ Comes To D.C.
A young woman named Carlie had the word “slut” drawn across her forehead, as she marched with about 400 people on the streets of Washington, D.C., Saturday.

Bull Leads Police on Low-Speed Chase
Washington Police spent hours on a low-speed chase trying to corral a bull on the loose.

Roslindale MA priest accused of sex abuse

Kanye West Falls on Stage During Concert – Unfortunately doesn’t die….

VIDEO: Stage Collapse Kills 5 in Indiana

Playboy Playmates Serve Lunch with PETA

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Sometimes the stepNEWS isn’t news at all. I mean Teen Porn Addiction on the rise is pretty fucking obvious, you know thanks to the internet, and the fact that every 18 year old girl I meet, is into dirty fucking sex, from anal to group sex, not that I wasn’t having anal when I was 18, but it doesn’t count when it was from being raped by my foster dad….I’m just kidding…but when I was 16, I did fuck a Christian girl up the ass cuz she didn’t want to get pregnant, so I don’t think we’re dealing with a sleazier generation…but maybe I was hanging with the sleazy crowd, and the popular and good looking girls aren’t the prude bitches anymore, but instead into gangbangs….who cares, I’m posting the story anyway…

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I love this story….it reminds me of why I don’t like flying…partially cuz I have no self control and do stupid shit that will get me shot by air marshals when drunk but also because people are so fucking uptight…and don’t like it when you do stupid shit like get drunk and piss on their kids instead of using the bathroom…cuz sometimes that’s what happens when you’re drunk…

The 83 year old with implants is good too….so here’s the stepNEWS….

Drunk Man Pees on a Sleeping Girl During a Jet Blue Flight of the Day

Chaos erupted on JetBlue’s red-eye flight from Portland, Ore., to JFK yesterday when a drunk allegedly urinated on a sleeping 11-year-old girl.

The youngster was traveling with her sister and dad, and had been left alone for a few minutes while the others used the lavatories.

Robert Vietze, 18, of South Warren Vt., stumbled from his seat five rows behind her and emptied his bladder, a witness said.

“I was drunk, and I did not realize I was pissing on her leg,” the 6-foot-4, 195-pound Vietze said, according to law-enforcement sources. He later claimed to have consumed eight alcoholic beverages.

The girl’s father caught Vietze midstream.
“I woke up to this man yelling and literally looking like he was about to punch this kid in the face,” said the witness, who asked not to be identified.

“The father was screaming, ‘F – – k that kid! I don’t want him near my family!’ ” the passenger said.

Flight attendants separated the pair and removed Vietze to the back of the plane. They attempted to clean up the mess with liquid soap from the bathrooms, and helped to comfort the traumatized girl.

But the 5½-hour flight from hell was not over yet.
Roughly an hour before the plane landed, another passenger began to complain of chest pains, then vomited.

“Is anybody on this flight a nurse or a doctor?” the pilot said over the public-address system. “We have a medical emergency.”

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In the latest creepy stepfather news….Here’s some insane behind the scenes interview with some young skater kids who saved their mom’s life cuz by taking a skateboard truck to a mother fucker who was attacking their mom….the motherfucker being their stepfather…who their mother was stupid enough to marry without knowing he was a sex offender who was charged with raping his daughters…that was the warning sign that motherfucker may try to choke you out and kill you cuz he’s not quite sane….you know red flags that you should get a divorce after making the mistake of marrying the motherfucker cuz you’re tired of being along…and it’s on some white trash kick that I found pretty entertaining…and you will too.

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