I love this story….it reminds me of why I don’t like flying…partially cuz I have no self control and do stupid shit that will get me shot by air marshals when drunk but also because people are so fucking uptight…and don’t like it when you do stupid shit like get drunk and piss on their kids instead of using the bathroom…cuz sometimes that’s what happens when you’re drunk…

The 83 year old with implants is good too….so here’s the stepNEWS….

Drunk Man Pees on a Sleeping Girl During a Jet Blue Flight of the Day

Chaos erupted on JetBlue’s red-eye flight from Portland, Ore., to JFK yesterday when a drunk allegedly urinated on a sleeping 11-year-old girl.

The youngster was traveling with her sister and dad, and had been left alone for a few minutes while the others used the lavatories.

Robert Vietze, 18, of South Warren Vt., stumbled from his seat five rows behind her and emptied his bladder, a witness said.

“I was drunk, and I did not realize I was pissing on her leg,” the 6-foot-4, 195-pound Vietze said, according to law-enforcement sources. He later claimed to have consumed eight alcoholic beverages.

The girl’s father caught Vietze midstream.
“I woke up to this man yelling and literally looking like he was about to punch this kid in the face,” said the witness, who asked not to be identified.

“The father was screaming, ‘F – – k that kid! I don’t want him near my family!’ ” the passenger said.

Flight attendants separated the pair and removed Vietze to the back of the plane. They attempted to clean up the mess with liquid soap from the bathrooms, and helped to comfort the traumatized girl.

But the 5½-hour flight from hell was not over yet.
Roughly an hour before the plane landed, another passenger began to complain of chest pains, then vomited.

“Is anybody on this flight a nurse or a doctor?” the pilot said over the public-address system. “We have a medical emergency.”

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In the latest creepy stepfather news….Here’s some insane behind the scenes interview with some young skater kids who saved their mom’s life cuz by taking a skateboard truck to a mother fucker who was attacking their mom….the motherfucker being their stepfather…who their mother was stupid enough to marry without knowing he was a sex offender who was charged with raping his daughters…that was the warning sign that motherfucker may try to choke you out and kill you cuz he’s not quite sane….you know red flags that you should get a divorce after making the mistake of marrying the motherfucker cuz you’re tired of being along…and it’s on some white trash kick that I found pretty entertaining…and you will too.

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Here’s some shit going on in the news….I know there’s probably more exciting things going on than this…but this is good enough for me…I mean the world is filled with fucking idiots getting arrested…it’d be impossible for me to keep up with all of it…so I just do the best I can with as little effort as possible…it’s kinda my life philosophy….

Kid Shot for Tossing Football
A plan to scare the neighborhood kids went wrong for an elderly man and landing a 12-year-old boy in the hospital with a gun shot wound.

Woman Fabricated Kidnapping Story
A woman has been found safe and sound, 100 miles away, after claiming she had been abducted and stuffed into the trunk of her own vehicle after making a transaction at the bank.

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Here’s some amazingness going on in the news….not quite as amazing as seeing a vagina hugged in a pair of tight pants….but still pretty amazing…

Man Denied Breast Cancer Treatment
South Carolina health officials are petitioning the federal government to overhaul its “discriminatory” Medicaid rules after a local construction worker was denied coverage for breast cancer treatments because he is a man.

Mob Helps Assault Victim…Then Robs Him
Video posted on LiveLeak.com shows a mob in London help a man who was beaten and assaulted get to his feet.only to turn around and rob him.

Woman Tries to Bring Fake Bomb on Plane
A woman is in big trouble — all because of something she apparently tried to carry through airport security at Sky Harbor Airport in Phoenix.

Caught On Tape: Philly Teen Mob Attack
Video of a July 29th attack on a bystander in Philadelphia’s Old City by teens from a charter school group that received a $1 million donation from Oprah Winfrey.

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Here’s some amazingness going on in the news…I am sure there’s other shit going on that’s even better, but that would mean I was giving you the best content on the internet, and that would fuck up my reputation as the biggest waste of space on the internet….and I’m not willing to do that…but I do like the cop walking off the job in his underwear, something I think we should all do right now, ideally women in the office building next door to me….

Medical Pot Cardholders Wrongly Arrested
Lawyers say patients who are legally allowed to use medical marijuana are being wrongfully arrested.

Adult Video Store Robbery Caught on Tape
A man with a shotgun ordered an adult video store clerk to hand over everything and the whole incident was caught on tape.

3 Charged in Stolen iPhone Ring
Police in D.C. and Virginia are announcing a major bust as they crack down on suspects who are stealing iPhones and other electronics

Remorseful Purse Snatcher
A theft, who gained a conscious after stealing a woman’s purse, showed up at her door with money and an apology.

Cop Walks Off the Job in HIs Underwear
Here’s something you don’t see every day… a police officer walking out of his precinct in nothing but his underwear.

Woman Says LAX PD Officer Assaulted Her
An officer at Los Angeles International Airport has been placed on adminstrative leave while authorities investigate a young woman’s allegations that she was sexually assaulted at the airport.

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Here’s the stepNEWS….the 12 hour videogame marathon that killed a 20 year old virgin who plays 12 hours of videogames in a row is almost funny..not cuz he died…but cuz it’s just one of those things that sounds like such a stupid way to die…

This bus shooting shit is pretty fucking next level crazy…and as someone who generally pretty bitter, resentful and hates everyone I come across…generally pretty emotionally detached and not really into caring about other people’s issues, cuz I’m more concerned with how I’m gonna get my next drink…you know someone who has been called a sociopath from a whole lot of girls I’ve had sex with and was an asshole to…but I just can’t understand why anyone would do anything like this…you know be bitter in your own miserable shit filled bubble, it’s what I do…and it’s not so bad…well it’s actually horrible…but that’s all part of the fun…cuz I know if I got shot just doing a normal daily activity cuz of some assholes. I’d be really fucking mad….crazy people need to be sorted the fuck out…..seriously this is fucking insane gangster shit….

Here’s the stepNEWS

Philadelphia Bus Shooting Caught on Video
Gunmen start shooting at a passenger-filled bus, sending the people on-board scrambling for cover as the bullets fly.

Drivers help woman swerving on roadway
wenty-one-year-old Cam Maillett, of Leominster, pulled out his cell phone and caught the whole thing on video before realizing he had to help.

12-Hour Video Game Marathon Kills Man
Death by video games? It happened in the UK to a 20-year-old. He died after a marathon 12 hours of playing video games on his Xbox.

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Here’s some exciting if you’re a child pornographers who escaped getting arrested which I’m hoping you’re not…cuz that shit is the single most disgusting thing a motherfucker can do….and depressing if you’re a normal person like me who is either always depressed and reminded the state of our world, although funny as hell, is just doomed, which gives you hope in your depressive state, cuz let’s face it, nothing makes depression better than pointing and laughing at people worse off…

Either way, here’s the news.

72 Charged in Child Porn Network Probe
Seventy-two people have been charged with participating in an international child pornography network that prosecutors say used an online bulletin board called Dreamboard to trade tens of thousands of images and videos of sexually abused children.

Woman Called 9-1-1 Over 2,100 Times
A California woman has been busted for placing over 2,100 9-1-1 calls in June.

‘I’m glad you have cancer’ note sets off protests
A nasty note in a neighborhood dispute has lead to nights of protest in front of the Cranston, R.I. houses after one neighbor told the other he was happy he had cancer.

Dallas Swingers Clubs Closed
The owner of two troubled Dallas nightclubs has been ordered to permanently shut them down. The city said he called his businesses churches but that was just a ruse.

Police Release Video of Serial Butt Slasher
Police have released a video of the suspect in the serial cutter case. The video depicts the suspect entering a store on June 20.

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Here’s some shit going on in the news to remind you that there is more to life than the internet, celebrities and porn….like real life…something where the real weird shit actually happens…

Philly Can’t Close Prostitution House
So what does it take to shut down an alleged house of prostitution in the city of Philadelphia? Apparently, a lot.

Rape allegation clouds child support
An unusual court battle is taking place right here in the Bay Area: a young father says he was raped by an old girlfriend, and argues that as a victim of a crime, he should not have to pay child support.

Serial Butt Slasher May Have Struck Again
Police in Virginia have received another report of a slashing incident they believe may be related to a string of assaults that have taken place in retail stores since February 2011.

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Here’s the stepNEWS…the only thing that gives me hope in this cold dark world except maybe for strippers, sluts, bikinis, tits, and vagina, booze…I think we’re hopeless as a people and that inspires me or reminds me that there are people way stupider than me out there…….oh and speaking of stupid…check the last video burners…Pot makes you smart, but unfortunately, it always makes you too lazy to bother with that smartness…good times

Porn Problem at Work
Despite efforts to crack down, the problem of porn in the workplace doesn’t seem to be going away. It may be getting bigger.

Family Outraged as Suspect is Released
The family of a teenage murder victim lost their cool as the accused killer was allowed out of jail Thursday.

‘TSA Groper’ Cites Childhood Abduction
The Colorado woman accused of groping a female Transportation Security Administration agent at Phoenix’s airport says she was abducted as a child and remains afraid of being touched by strangers.

New Research Suggest Pot Makes You Smart
The FOX Medical Team talks about pot and Google. One makes you smart and the other makes you dumb.

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I really have a deep love for the stepNEWS. It is one of the only posts that I do that has actual good content. I mean shit, that vapid celeb leaving the gym shit is riveting and so important on our society, but seeing real life idiots brings me great fucking joy….

That said, here’s today’s stepNEWS….

Man Stuck in Drain
A man ended up stuck head first in a storm drain after he tried to retrieve his cell phone.

Teachers-Student Relations on Rise
It’s a startling trend, teachers charged with having improper relationships with their students.

Woman Accused of Calling 911 100+ Times
A 60-year-old woman is in custody for allegedly calling 911 and reporting emergencies that didn’t exist.

Kat Von D Walks Out on Fox LA Interview
Kat Von D walked off our Good Day LA set this morning seconds before she was to be interviewed by the hosts.

Security Video: Kat Von D Bails on GDLA
Kat Von D walked off the Good Day LA set seconds before her interview on Wednesday morning. Check out the FOX Television Center security camera video of what happened.

Baby has 34 fingers and toes
Counting to 34 is not a big deal for most people, but it is when you can do it using your fingers and toes.

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