Here’s the best news feed on the internet according to me!!! This is my kind of Christmas gift that keeps on giving…the herpes of news feeds on the internet….Good times….

Woman Lied About Sexual Assault To Move To New House
In an effort to convince her husband to move to a better neighborhood a prison psychologist staged a break-in and sexual assault.

Illegal Swingers Club Busted In Florida
Neighbors say they suspected something odd was happening at the big house at the end of Brightridge Rd. in Seffner, Florida.

Naked High Speed Chase In Los Angeles
A naked man led police on a high speed chase while driving a Hummer limo

PA Priest Arrested For Looking At Child Porn
A Catholic priest was charged with viewing child pornography on a computer at his church in Churchill, police said Saturday.

Videogame Soccer Celebration: Two Players Kiss After Goal
A glitch in the Electronic Arts FIFA 2012 video game that shows two players kissing after a goal is scored is drawing interest.

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Here’s the best news compilation on the entire internet according to me…

Man Passes On Nude Photo of Teen Girl To “Teach Her A Lesson”
He wanted to teach his girlfriend’s daughter a lesson after discovering the teen had naked pictures of herself on her cell phone — and sheriff’s deputies say he forwarded that naked picture to all her contacts.

Cop Takes Wild Ride On Car Hood In China
A Chinese police officer tried to stop an illegal taxi cab, but the driver didn’t plan on stopping, reaching speeds approaching 100 mph.

Does LCB Ad Blame Women For Rape?
A new responsible-drinking campaign from Pennsylvania’s Liquor Control Board is sparking outrage after ad imagery links drinking to the date rape of women.

NYC Teacher Accused of Loansharking
Authorities on Long Island have charged a New York City schoolteacher with loansharking. Sean Harris, 36, of East Meadow, who moonlights as a professional bodybuilder, is a gym teacher at I.S. 141 in Astoria, Queens.

Video: Squirrel pulls school fire alarm
When a false fire alarm went off in a Manatee County school last year, officials thought a student may have been responsible. But when they reviewed security cameras, the staff found that a squirrel was the culprit.

Florida AG Bondi Pranks Daily Show Reporter
Asif Mandvi, reporter for the “Daily Show,� tried to prank Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi, asking for a sample of her urine. She immediately forked it over, though it was only apple juice.

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These news stories are amazing…I don’t understand why I’m not the new CNN or Huffington post yet….seriously….fucking genius compilation of local news stories like matter….like the couple attacked by a naked body builder….or hacked road signs….because this is the fabric of the nation…this is what makes us us…or some shit…now watch and laugh.

NJ Woman Beats Up Boyfriend On Train
A woman upset that her boyfriend was cheating on her went on a violent tirade and then battled cops when they tried to arrest her.

Thong Street Sign Causes Alarm
An electronic street sign in Maryland was hacked to encourage drivers to honk if they were wearing a thong.

Man Arrested For Shooting Mistletoe Out Of Trees
An odd tradition landed a 66-year-old Decatur man in jail. DeKalb County police arrested William Robinson near North DeKalb Mall Sunday after someone reported he was allegedly shooting mistletoe out of trees with a 12-gauge shot gun for a holiday party.

Florida Women Use Baby As A Weapon
A Florida woman caught shoplifting tried to use her baby as a weapon, strapped in a car seat, when security attempted to stop them at a Walmart.

Naked Bodybuilder Attacks Couple
Authorities say a couple was attacked by a naked bodybuilder who was allegedly under the influence in Arizona.

Ladies Get Into Brawl At Memphis Church
A couple of ladies got into a full on fist fight at a Baptist Church in Memphis

PA Man Arrested For Robbing Stripper
When a man hired a stripper he was expecting sex as well, and robbed the dancer at gunpoint.

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Here’s the best post I do in any given day….this is the one with the real meat and potatoes….the one with the substance…because the other posts are all filled with vapid cunts that don’t offer anything of interest to the world other than maybe their tits…or distraction from the hell we live…but this local news shit…is what dreams are made of….

Cops: Woman Tried to Cut Husband’s Penis
A 67-year-old woman was arrested in Palm Springs after allegedly trying to cut off her husband’s penis with a pair of scissors.

Santa Nailed To Cross Angers Residents
A controversial holiday display outside the courthouse in Leesburg, Georgia has angered some residents there. It is a skeleton dressed as Santa and nailed to a cross.

Caught on Tape: Car Crashes Into California Restaurant

Idaho Family Finds Snake In Christmas Tree
A family in Idaho was surprised to find a serpent in their Christmas Tree when they got it home.

San Fran Man Looking For Holiday Girlfriend On Craigslist
Not wanting to be lonely for the holidays, a California man looking for a holiday girlfriend posted his desires for a short-term lady friend on Craigslist.

Interracial Couples Now Allowed At Kentucky Church
A parishioner ban against interracial couples in its congregation has voted unanimously to overturned that vote at a church in Kentucky.

VIDEO: Ferraris, Lamborghini Destroyed In Car Wreck
Eight Ferraris, three Benzes, and a Lamborghini — plus a Toyota Prius — were among the vehicles involved in a highway crash in Japan.

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The world annoys me – and the stepNEWS usually represents that shit properly….because you’ll see that weed is still illegal, even though there is tons of research proving it is better for you than booze, that it leads to no long term health issues or violence and costs more money to find organized crime rings that run the shit….and I’m not even into weed….you’ll see that people are getting crazy uptight about sexual harrassment…suspending kids for kicking other kids in the balls, or calling a teacher cute, it is fucking insanity!!!

Fla. Grandma To Sue TSA Over Strip Search
An 85-year-old Florida grandmother says Transportation Security Administration (TSA) agents at JFK Airport in New York humiliated her by strip searching her earlier this week and she plans to sue.

Dad Leaves Joint In Son’s Lunch Box
A Connecticut father was arrested when a daycare employee discovered a marijuana cigarette in a young boy’s lunch.

Man Stabbed for Friending Women on Facebook
A Mesa woman allegedly stabbed her husband because he was friending women on Facebook and chatting them up online.

Fourth Graded Suspended For Calling Teacher Cute
A nine-year-old North Carolina boy, Emanyea Lockett, was suspended for two days when a substitute heard him make inappropriate remarks about another teacher.

Second Grade Teacher To Students: There Is No Santa Claus
A suburban New York school district is fielding a lot of calls after a teacher told second graders that Santa does not exist.

Store Clerk Fights Off Thief
A Massachusetts store clerk fought off a would-be thief and didn’t realize he had been stabbed in the process.

Boy, 7, accused of sexual harassment
The mother of a Boston elementary school first-grader being investigated for possible sexual harassment for hitting another boy in the groin says her son acted in self-defense.

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Best news feed on the internet…fuck you.

Charged in Detroit Prostitution Ring Case
An alleged Detroit-based prostitution ring is busted by a state task force. Three women and two men are now in custody. They’re accused of running a human trafficking operation. Be sure to check out the lawyer’s fresh hat. It’s stylin’!

Houston Cop Caught Texting While Driving Motorcycle
A Texas woman says she caught a Houston Police officer texting while driving in traffic.

PA Prostitution Sting Nets Six Arrests
A Pennsylvania hotel teamed up with local authorities to bust a prostitution ring

Woman Finds Fake Money In Bathroom Wall
A brother and sister got more than they bargained for during a home remodel. Stashed inside the walls of their house they found sheets of counterfeit cash. Now the Secret Service is getting involved.

Kentucky Woman Banned From Church For Interracial Relationship
A Kentucky woman’s Baptist church has outlawed has outlawed her fiance because he’s not white.

Extreme Frisbee Throw
In Australia a man nailed a 500 ft frisbee throw to his friend jumping out of a motorboat
http://www.redlasso.com/uncategorized/spectacular-extreme-frisbee-throw/

Tree Falls On Kansas Cop While Driving
http://www.redlasso.com/finance/caught-on-tape-tree-falls-on-kansas-cop-while-driving/

Colorado Sheriff Arrested For Trading Drugs For Sex
A former Araphoe County Sheriff was arrested for trading meth for sex.

High School Dance Ban In Arlington, Massachusetts
ARLINGTON – It sounds like a Hollywood movie: high school students banned from dancing. But this isn’t “Footloose,” this is in Arlington, where all school dances have been suspended because of lewd dancing and underage drinking.

Florida Pit Bull Defends Neighborhood From Bear
It was an epic battle between a black bear and a dog in Lake County, and the judges rule it a draw. Now families who live in the Tavares neighborhood want the bear removed before another attack happens.

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I know the biggest story on the internet today is bikini waxes for 10 year olds…but I feel like I’ve been hearing that same story ever since TLC got into the legal kiddie porn business…cuz you know people watching that is likely masturbating to it….so I just avoid the shit…because let’s face it jokes about how I started the first salon for 10 year olds to get bikini waxes gets me red-flagged with the FBI and I don’t really need that…So i’ll post the stepNEWS feed…which is better than all the rest according to me….which may or may not be biased…

Comcast Service Line Wrong Number Leads to Phone Sex Line
A woman trying to reach Comcast cable company’s customer service line instead called a phone sex line.

Caught on Tape: Girl Pummeled Inside School Bathroom
A teenage girl is battered and beaten inside a Detroit school restroom while other girls watch and record the whole thing.

MSU Cheerleader Taken Off on Stretcher
Michigan State cheerleader Taylor Young was in stable condition at a local hospital after falling on her face during a performance.

Police: Syringes Hidden in Wal-Mart Clothing
Authorities in Bartow County are investigating a series of incidents where syringes have been found in clothing at a Wal-Mart store.

Man Who Saw Child Porn On Flight Talks
A Glendale man was on a plane when he saw something that wasn’t right — a fellow passenger was looking at child pornography.

Caught On Tape: Arson Attempt In North Carolina Backfires

Wi-Fi Damages Sperm
Study shoes Wi-Fi connected laptops could damage sperm

Horse Meat Could Hit Market in U.S. For Human Consumption
Horses could soon be butchered in the U.S. for human consumption after Congress quietly lifted a 5-year-old ban on funding horse meat inspections, and activists say slaughterhouses could be up and running in as little as a month. Culinary expert Andrew Zimmern isn’t opposed to the rule change.

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The best news feed on the internet according to me and some dude on twitter is this fucking post….it will change your useless life and motivate you to do something with yourself like become a pornstar who becomes a teacher, or getting arrested and using that as a platform for your comedy, and whatever else is in this list of today’s top news stories according to us….

I love it….

Massachusetts Teacher Was A Porn Star
Kevin Hogan is an English teacher and crew coach at a top-rated Massachusetts public high school, but he brings some unusual experience to the job: until recently, he was starring in pornographic movies.

Arrested Man Makes Joke During Perp Walk
A Pennsylvania man wanted to be funny after being arrested for driving a stolen car.

Woman Steals Christmas Trees From Boy Scouts
A Missouri woman was caught on video taking two Christmas tree, for the third year in a row

Man FIres Gun At Occupy Houston
A gunman frustrated over personal issues opened fire at the Occupy Houston camp

Family Gets Lost on Christmas Tree Hunt
A Colorado family got lost on their quest to find the perfect Christmas tree.

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This news is just some fucking crazy shit…and if you aren’t watching these clips I post daily….you are a fucking idioted blinded by shitty tit…too horny to function in society…cuz this to me is where the soul of the site lies…this post is my HuffingtonPost/Gawker.com/DailyMail/whatever the fuck other news sites you go to are….

Outbursts during murder arraignments (NSFW)
WARNING – GRAPHIC LANGUAGE: A melee broke out in court Monday during the arraignments for teenagers charged in the shooting death of a Randolph man right outside his own home.

Woman Arrested For Christmas Ornament Stabbing
A woman in Connecticut

200 lb. 8-Year-Old Removed From Family
A 200-pound 8-year-old was removed from his home because his morbid obesity jeopardized his life.

School Janitor Arrested For Affair With Student
A 13-year-old girl and a Colorado school janitor were found in a parked car together when local authors unravelled their affair and the janitor was arrested

Bernie Fine Scandal: Wife Admits Concerns In Phone Conversation
2002 phone conversation between former Syracuse ballboy Bobby Davis and wife of former Syracuase assistant basketball coach Bernie Fine, Laurie Fine.

Ex-NFL Star Lawrence Taylor Sex Trafficking Suit
Former New York Giants superstar Lawrence Taylor was slammed Monday with a federal sex trafficking lawsuit filed by the girl who was forced to prostitute herself to the NFL Hall of Famer in an upstate New York motel room last year.

Brazen Michigan Bank Robbery Caught on Video
There was a brazen bank robbery Wednesday in Farmington Hills. The bandits busted in and fired a shot before getting away.

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The news will forever be a source of all things amazing that humanity has to offer….I probably say this everyday…but I am seriously always amazed…everyday I compile this shit…because really….it’s hysterical.

Reporter Scolds Kid For Waving On Live TV
A New Yorker was excited to be on television during a live segment, but reporter Julie Chang was not having it.

Frosty The Snowman Arrested For Kicking Police Dog
While walking in a Maryland parade dressed as Frosty the Snowman Kevin Walsh reportedly kicked a police dog he was taken away in handcuffs.

Man arrested at Logan Airport on child porn charges
BOSTON – A man on a Delta Airlines flight from Utah was arrested at Logan Airport on Saturday afternoon for allegedly viewing pornographic images of children on his laptop during the flight.

Mother Busts Peeping Tom
A Pennsylvania mother caught a Peeping Tom using a cell phone camera in the store’s bathroom.

Gun Club Santa Family Photo Fun
The Scottsdale Gun Club of Arizona welcomed gun lovers of all kinds to get their photo taken with Santa, and guns.

Twilight: Breaking Dawn Pt. 1 Causing Seizures
Moviegoers across the country are reporting epileptic seizures caused by the birth scene in Breaking Dawn Part 1

4-Year-Old Banned From Supermarket For Eating While Shopping
A store security guard went overboard when he spotted a little girl eating a bag of dried apricots.

Georgia Mom Arrested For Giving Booze And Synthetic Marijuana To Teens
A 17-year-old is in intensive care and her friend’s mother is in jail charged with providing alcohol and synthetic marijuana.

Girl Puts on Bikini to Find Dog
A dog owner is putting on her bikini and standing at a busy California intersection to get the word out about her lost pup, Chipy the Chihuahua.

Jason Witten Tackles the Cheerleader of the Day – This is amazing….

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