My site may be glitching but one thing tat will always work is the stepNEWS….especially at this crazy time of year filled with craziness from pedophile mall Santas, to xmas parties, to poverty fueled robbing…these times are amazing…

Here’s the stepNEWS

Caught on Tape- Football Coach Hit by Unmanned Cart
Several people were hurt after they were hit by an unmanned runaway electric cart at Cowboys Stadium after a High School championship football game Saturday night.

Man Shows Up For Online Date, Gets Robbed
An Ohio man thought he was going on a date with a girl he met on a dating site, but it was all a setup.

2nd Grader Uses Counterfeit Cash at Cafeteria
A 2nd grader at Forest Lane Academy in Northeast Dallas was questioned after she used a fake $20 bill at the school cafeteria.

Rapper Killed During Music Video Shoot
Atlanta police say the rapper Slim Dunkin has been gunned down in a city music studio as he prepared to record a video.

Elevator Fire Suspect Turns Himself In
Police on Sunday arrested a 47-year-old man for allegedly burning an elderly Brooklyn woman to death inside her apartment building’s elevator.

Robbery At Rapper Yung Joc’s Recording Studio

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Christmas is the most wonderful time of the year…it brings out the real geniuses…and it often improves the quality of local news…see cuz it is a time every motherfucker reflects on his life, his year, his decisions, his poverty, pretty much everything that either leads to suicide or a serious break down….

Caught On Tape: Vandals Destroy Christmas Display
A Virginia home’s security camera caught two people on a destructive run through an elaborate Christmas display in his yard.

Caught on Tape: TN Man Tries To Run Over Ex-Girlfriend
A Tennessee man tried to kill his ex-girlfriend by driving his truck into a convenience store and crushing her, but she was unharmed.

Freelance Sperm Donor Ordered To Shutdown
The FDA has ordered a ‘Freelance Sperm Donor’ to stop operating for not taking the proper precautions.

‘Lean On Me’ Star Arrested In Pot Bust
Jermaine Hopkins, who played Sams in the movie ‘Lean On Me,’ has been arrested after deputies say he attempted to buy 200 pounds of pot from undercover officer in Phoenix.

Employee Fights Off Thief At Coffee Shop
A coffee shop employee fought off a would-be robber with thermoses and a milk pitcher

Incredibly Powerful Court Statement By Victim
Heidi Damon’s statement in court to Javon Cooper on the day he was sentenced for attacking her in an Ybor City parking garage in 2009. It was an impassioned speech about survival that has now been heard in media outlets around the world.

Vermont Fraternity Suspended For Rape Survey
The Sigma Fi Epsilon fraternity at the University of Vermont has been suspended for circulating a survey that asked members who they would like to rape.

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So Rosemount High in Minnesota had an funny prank idea at a recent pep rally…..they blindfolded the sports captains and had them make out with random people….the prank was that the people they were cued to make out with were their own parents….

Hey man…if you make it you can fuck it…that’s been my theory for vagina like props..and it is my theory for parenting…

There’s always weird sexual tension between parents and their kids…..so I’m not surprised these parents jumped in the first chance they got in a “If everyone’s doing it, it can’t be wrong”….”Finally I get to taste my little girl who is a spitting image of her mom when I actually liked fucking her mom…that tight body…shit….”…kinda logic…

Apparently, one of the mom’s makes her son grab her ass…hey man we’re family…nothing wrong here…it is home….

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Best news on the internet according to me…the funniest shit about this time of year is that this is when desperation sets the fuck in and people go fucking crazy…they eat more, they get depressed, they drink more, they feel like shit about themselves, and they decide to take their shit in their own hands, robbing, raping, killing, suicide…..it’s the time people give the fuck up….and I love it….

Passenger Attacks Bus Driver With Trash Can
A furious passenger threw a wastebasket at a Florida bus driver.

Wild Police Chase In Michigan
A wild car chase took place in Michigan when a man bolted from a court hearing and led police on a dangerous high speed highway chase.

Wild Police Chase in Tennessee
After a bank robbery in Watertown, Tennessee, a dangerous pursuit began at high speeds.

Police: Man Injected Water Bottles
Houston Police is investigating a bizarre and disturbing crime that could have put public safety at risk.

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Here’s the best in local news….because local news is what really matters…like when theives are caught stealing Xmas decorations like they are the grinch…or any dressed like santa related….amazing….

Caught On Tape: Woman Shoots Son In-Law
A woman shot her son in-law in the shoulder and ribs, angry over a bitter custody battle.

Thieves Caught Stealing Christmas Yard Decorations
Two people were caught on camera stealing Christmas decorations from a festive yard display in Florida.

Man Dressed As Santa Drugged Girl In German
A man dressed up as Santa drugged a girl at a Berlin Christmas market, offering them tainted liquor.

VIDEO: Tanker truck explodes in Australia
A gasoline tanker truck delivering gas at an Australia gas station exploded injuring one man.

Accusation Upsets Breastfeeding Woman
A D.C. mother is upset over how she was treated in the hallway of a D.C. government building, she says she was approached by a security officer who told her to stop and accused her of indecent exposure.

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Here’s the best news feed on the internet according to me!!! This is my kind of Christmas gift that keeps on giving…the herpes of news feeds on the internet….Good times….

Woman Lied About Sexual Assault To Move To New House
In an effort to convince her husband to move to a better neighborhood a prison psychologist staged a break-in and sexual assault.

Illegal Swingers Club Busted In Florida
Neighbors say they suspected something odd was happening at the big house at the end of Brightridge Rd. in Seffner, Florida.

Naked High Speed Chase In Los Angeles
A naked man led police on a high speed chase while driving a Hummer limo

PA Priest Arrested For Looking At Child Porn
A Catholic priest was charged with viewing child pornography on a computer at his church in Churchill, police said Saturday.

Videogame Soccer Celebration: Two Players Kiss After Goal
A glitch in the Electronic Arts FIFA 2012 video game that shows two players kissing after a goal is scored is drawing interest.

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Here’s the best news compilation on the entire internet according to me…

Man Passes On Nude Photo of Teen Girl To “Teach Her A Lesson”
He wanted to teach his girlfriend’s daughter a lesson after discovering the teen had naked pictures of herself on her cell phone — and sheriff’s deputies say he forwarded that naked picture to all her contacts.

Cop Takes Wild Ride On Car Hood In China
A Chinese police officer tried to stop an illegal taxi cab, but the driver didn’t plan on stopping, reaching speeds approaching 100 mph.

Does LCB Ad Blame Women For Rape?
A new responsible-drinking campaign from Pennsylvania’s Liquor Control Board is sparking outrage after ad imagery links drinking to the date rape of women.

NYC Teacher Accused of Loansharking
Authorities on Long Island have charged a New York City schoolteacher with loansharking. Sean Harris, 36, of East Meadow, who moonlights as a professional bodybuilder, is a gym teacher at I.S. 141 in Astoria, Queens.

Video: Squirrel pulls school fire alarm
When a false fire alarm went off in a Manatee County school last year, officials thought a student may have been responsible. But when they reviewed security cameras, the staff found that a squirrel was the culprit.

Florida AG Bondi Pranks Daily Show Reporter
Asif Mandvi, reporter for the “Daily Show,� tried to prank Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi, asking for a sample of her urine. She immediately forked it over, though it was only apple juice.

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These news stories are amazing…I don’t understand why I’m not the new CNN or Huffington post yet….seriously….fucking genius compilation of local news stories like matter….like the couple attacked by a naked body builder….or hacked road signs….because this is the fabric of the nation…this is what makes us us…or some shit…now watch and laugh.

NJ Woman Beats Up Boyfriend On Train
A woman upset that her boyfriend was cheating on her went on a violent tirade and then battled cops when they tried to arrest her.

Thong Street Sign Causes Alarm
An electronic street sign in Maryland was hacked to encourage drivers to honk if they were wearing a thong.

Man Arrested For Shooting Mistletoe Out Of Trees
An odd tradition landed a 66-year-old Decatur man in jail. DeKalb County police arrested William Robinson near North DeKalb Mall Sunday after someone reported he was allegedly shooting mistletoe out of trees with a 12-gauge shot gun for a holiday party.

Florida Women Use Baby As A Weapon
A Florida woman caught shoplifting tried to use her baby as a weapon, strapped in a car seat, when security attempted to stop them at a Walmart.

Naked Bodybuilder Attacks Couple
Authorities say a couple was attacked by a naked bodybuilder who was allegedly under the influence in Arizona.

Ladies Get Into Brawl At Memphis Church
A couple of ladies got into a full on fist fight at a Baptist Church in Memphis

PA Man Arrested For Robbing Stripper
When a man hired a stripper he was expecting sex as well, and robbed the dancer at gunpoint.

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Here’s the best post I do in any given day….this is the one with the real meat and potatoes….the one with the substance…because the other posts are all filled with vapid cunts that don’t offer anything of interest to the world other than maybe their tits…or distraction from the hell we live…but this local news shit…is what dreams are made of….

Cops: Woman Tried to Cut Husband’s Penis
A 67-year-old woman was arrested in Palm Springs after allegedly trying to cut off her husband’s penis with a pair of scissors.

Santa Nailed To Cross Angers Residents
A controversial holiday display outside the courthouse in Leesburg, Georgia has angered some residents there. It is a skeleton dressed as Santa and nailed to a cross.

Caught on Tape: Car Crashes Into California Restaurant

Idaho Family Finds Snake In Christmas Tree
A family in Idaho was surprised to find a serpent in their Christmas Tree when they got it home.

San Fran Man Looking For Holiday Girlfriend On Craigslist
Not wanting to be lonely for the holidays, a California man looking for a holiday girlfriend posted his desires for a short-term lady friend on Craigslist.

Interracial Couples Now Allowed At Kentucky Church
A parishioner ban against interracial couples in its congregation has voted unanimously to overturned that vote at a church in Kentucky.

VIDEO: Ferraris, Lamborghini Destroyed In Car Wreck
Eight Ferraris, three Benzes, and a Lamborghini — plus a Toyota Prius — were among the vehicles involved in a highway crash in Japan.

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The world annoys me – and the stepNEWS usually represents that shit properly….because you’ll see that weed is still illegal, even though there is tons of research proving it is better for you than booze, that it leads to no long term health issues or violence and costs more money to find organized crime rings that run the shit….and I’m not even into weed….you’ll see that people are getting crazy uptight about sexual harrassment…suspending kids for kicking other kids in the balls, or calling a teacher cute, it is fucking insanity!!!

Fla. Grandma To Sue TSA Over Strip Search
An 85-year-old Florida grandmother says Transportation Security Administration (TSA) agents at JFK Airport in New York humiliated her by strip searching her earlier this week and she plans to sue.

Dad Leaves Joint In Son’s Lunch Box
A Connecticut father was arrested when a daycare employee discovered a marijuana cigarette in a young boy’s lunch.

Man Stabbed for Friending Women on Facebook
A Mesa woman allegedly stabbed her husband because he was friending women on Facebook and chatting them up online.

Fourth Graded Suspended For Calling Teacher Cute
A nine-year-old North Carolina boy, Emanyea Lockett, was suspended for two days when a substitute heard him make inappropriate remarks about another teacher.

Second Grade Teacher To Students: There Is No Santa Claus
A suburban New York school district is fielding a lot of calls after a teacher told second graders that Santa does not exist.

Store Clerk Fights Off Thief
A Massachusetts store clerk fought off a would-be thief and didn’t realize he had been stabbed in the process.

Boy, 7, accused of sexual harassment
The mother of a Boston elementary school first-grader being investigated for possible sexual harassment for hitting another boy in the groin says her son acted in self-defense.

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