Some News I Forgot to Post Yesterday….Not very Christmassy but then again what really is….Santa’s a pervert, the elves don’t exist and the one at the mall are just exploiting themselves so they don’t have to get into midget porn, everyone hates their families they are buying gifts for, everyone prefers buying themselves drinks, the Christmas movies are shit and that’s why we drink….

Teacher Arrested For Biting Female Student
A scuffle at a school, near Albany New York, ended when a 5th grade teacher stepped in to bite a student. The teacher was arrested.

NY UPS Driver Caught Giving The Finger
Delivery drivers have gotten a bad rap this month. A UPS driver is caught giving a family’s security camera the middle finger, before throwing their package on the ground.

Fight Breaks Out at HS Basketball Game
A big fight broke out at a high school basketball game in northwest Baltimore Wednesday night. Last night’s game was a match up between DC’s Cardozo High School and Baltimore’s ConneXions Academy.

Hookah Santa Causes Controversy
A tobacco store with a Santa smoking a hookah has some residents of the Pennsylvania town unhappy.

Race for New Air Jordans Turns Ugly
The quest for some limited edition sneakers took an ugly turn early Friday morning outside the Mall at Stonecrest in Lithonia.

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Tis the fucking season for amazing news….

Strip Club Toy Drive Donation Controversy
A toy drive program at the Hustler Club in San Francisco has some uncomfortable

High Speed Chase In Florida Ends In Crash

Police Charge Suspect with Nativity Jesus Theft
Amanda Crelia, 25, of Spotsylvania was arrested and charged with grand larceny for her involvement in the theft of the Baby Jesus figure from the Central Park shopping center last week.

Brutal Bus Beating In Milwaukee
A fight between a 12-year-old and a 24-year-old ended with an arrest.

Bold Thief Has Interesting Reaction To Being Caught
A brazen thief had a bizarre reaction when a clothing shop clerk stopped him from trying to walk out with high end merchandise.

Family Kicked Off Plane For Having Too Many Kids
A North Carolina family was removed from their US Air flight for traveling with too many young children.

Florida Man Steals Date’s Car
A Florida man, Michael Pratt, is accused of stealing his date’s car

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Here’s the fucking news…..I’m like Barbara Walters only I got a wetter pussy and perkier tits.. on my lap…I don’t actually have a pussy or tits…but it’d be funny if I was really a hot chick writing this site the last decade….would make jerking off to my writing less gay….you gay.

Teens trash stores, post video online
It appears the incidents occurred at stores in the Riverview area of Hillsborough County, but investigators say they haven’t gotten any reports from the businesses that were targeted.

Rats Eating Gifts At Post Office
All of the goodies being shipped into New York for the holiday season are providing some tasty treats for rats at one Manhattan post office.

VIDEO: Police Chase Ends in Crash
A police chase ended in a crash on Langford Parkway, Georgia Monday afternoon.

Coach Accused of Having Sex With Student
A former assistant track coach at LaGrange High School in Georgia is charged with having sex with a female student.

Teens Arrested After Recording Assault Of Homeless Man
A videotaped assault on a homeless man has led to criminal charges against a 20-year-old New Jersey man and a 17-year-old boy accused of filming the assault while egging the attacker on.

Fake Bomb Found in Michigan McDonald’s Bathroom
Police in Warren are trying to figure out who left a device that looks like a bomb inside a McDonald’s restaurant near 10 Mile and Hoover. The restaurant was evacuated as a result of the discovery.

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My site may be glitching but one thing tat will always work is the stepNEWS….especially at this crazy time of year filled with craziness from pedophile mall Santas, to xmas parties, to poverty fueled robbing…these times are amazing…

Here’s the stepNEWS

Caught on Tape- Football Coach Hit by Unmanned Cart
Several people were hurt after they were hit by an unmanned runaway electric cart at Cowboys Stadium after a High School championship football game Saturday night.

Man Shows Up For Online Date, Gets Robbed
An Ohio man thought he was going on a date with a girl he met on a dating site, but it was all a setup.

2nd Grader Uses Counterfeit Cash at Cafeteria
A 2nd grader at Forest Lane Academy in Northeast Dallas was questioned after she used a fake $20 bill at the school cafeteria.

Rapper Killed During Music Video Shoot
Atlanta police say the rapper Slim Dunkin has been gunned down in a city music studio as he prepared to record a video.

Elevator Fire Suspect Turns Himself In
Police on Sunday arrested a 47-year-old man for allegedly burning an elderly Brooklyn woman to death inside her apartment building’s elevator.

Robbery At Rapper Yung Joc’s Recording Studio

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Christmas is the most wonderful time of the year…it brings out the real geniuses…and it often improves the quality of local news…see cuz it is a time every motherfucker reflects on his life, his year, his decisions, his poverty, pretty much everything that either leads to suicide or a serious break down….

Caught On Tape: Vandals Destroy Christmas Display
A Virginia home’s security camera caught two people on a destructive run through an elaborate Christmas display in his yard.

Caught on Tape: TN Man Tries To Run Over Ex-Girlfriend
A Tennessee man tried to kill his ex-girlfriend by driving his truck into a convenience store and crushing her, but she was unharmed.

Freelance Sperm Donor Ordered To Shutdown
The FDA has ordered a ‘Freelance Sperm Donor’ to stop operating for not taking the proper precautions.

‘Lean On Me’ Star Arrested In Pot Bust
Jermaine Hopkins, who played Sams in the movie ‘Lean On Me,’ has been arrested after deputies say he attempted to buy 200 pounds of pot from undercover officer in Phoenix.

Employee Fights Off Thief At Coffee Shop
A coffee shop employee fought off a would-be robber with thermoses and a milk pitcher

Incredibly Powerful Court Statement By Victim
Heidi Damon’s statement in court to Javon Cooper on the day he was sentenced for attacking her in an Ybor City parking garage in 2009. It was an impassioned speech about survival that has now been heard in media outlets around the world.

Vermont Fraternity Suspended For Rape Survey
The Sigma Fi Epsilon fraternity at the University of Vermont has been suspended for circulating a survey that asked members who they would like to rape.

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So Rosemount High in Minnesota had an funny prank idea at a recent pep rally…..they blindfolded the sports captains and had them make out with random people….the prank was that the people they were cued to make out with were their own parents….

Hey man…if you make it you can fuck it…that’s been my theory for vagina like props..and it is my theory for parenting…

There’s always weird sexual tension between parents and their kids…..so I’m not surprised these parents jumped in the first chance they got in a “If everyone’s doing it, it can’t be wrong”….”Finally I get to taste my little girl who is a spitting image of her mom when I actually liked fucking her mom…that tight body…shit….”…kinda logic…

Apparently, one of the mom’s makes her son grab her ass…hey man we’re family…nothing wrong here…it is home….

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Best news on the internet according to me…the funniest shit about this time of year is that this is when desperation sets the fuck in and people go fucking crazy…they eat more, they get depressed, they drink more, they feel like shit about themselves, and they decide to take their shit in their own hands, robbing, raping, killing, suicide…..it’s the time people give the fuck up….and I love it….

Passenger Attacks Bus Driver With Trash Can
A furious passenger threw a wastebasket at a Florida bus driver.

Wild Police Chase In Michigan
A wild car chase took place in Michigan when a man bolted from a court hearing and led police on a dangerous high speed highway chase.

Wild Police Chase in Tennessee
After a bank robbery in Watertown, Tennessee, a dangerous pursuit began at high speeds.

Police: Man Injected Water Bottles
Houston Police is investigating a bizarre and disturbing crime that could have put public safety at risk.

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Here’s the best in local news….because local news is what really matters…like when theives are caught stealing Xmas decorations like they are the grinch…or any dressed like santa related….amazing….

Caught On Tape: Woman Shoots Son In-Law
A woman shot her son in-law in the shoulder and ribs, angry over a bitter custody battle.

Thieves Caught Stealing Christmas Yard Decorations
Two people were caught on camera stealing Christmas decorations from a festive yard display in Florida.

Man Dressed As Santa Drugged Girl In German
A man dressed up as Santa drugged a girl at a Berlin Christmas market, offering them tainted liquor.

VIDEO: Tanker truck explodes in Australia
A gasoline tanker truck delivering gas at an Australia gas station exploded injuring one man.

Accusation Upsets Breastfeeding Woman
A D.C. mother is upset over how she was treated in the hallway of a D.C. government building, she says she was approached by a security officer who told her to stop and accused her of indecent exposure.

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Here’s the best news feed on the internet according to me!!! This is my kind of Christmas gift that keeps on giving…the herpes of news feeds on the internet….Good times….

Woman Lied About Sexual Assault To Move To New House
In an effort to convince her husband to move to a better neighborhood a prison psychologist staged a break-in and sexual assault.

Illegal Swingers Club Busted In Florida
Neighbors say they suspected something odd was happening at the big house at the end of Brightridge Rd. in Seffner, Florida.

Naked High Speed Chase In Los Angeles
A naked man led police on a high speed chase while driving a Hummer limo

PA Priest Arrested For Looking At Child Porn
A Catholic priest was charged with viewing child pornography on a computer at his church in Churchill, police said Saturday.

Videogame Soccer Celebration: Two Players Kiss After Goal
A glitch in the Electronic Arts FIFA 2012 video game that shows two players kissing after a goal is scored is drawing interest.

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Here’s the best news compilation on the entire internet according to me…

Man Passes On Nude Photo of Teen Girl To “Teach Her A Lesson”
He wanted to teach his girlfriend’s daughter a lesson after discovering the teen had naked pictures of herself on her cell phone — and sheriff’s deputies say he forwarded that naked picture to all her contacts.

Cop Takes Wild Ride On Car Hood In China
A Chinese police officer tried to stop an illegal taxi cab, but the driver didn’t plan on stopping, reaching speeds approaching 100 mph.

Does LCB Ad Blame Women For Rape?
A new responsible-drinking campaign from Pennsylvania’s Liquor Control Board is sparking outrage after ad imagery links drinking to the date rape of women.

NYC Teacher Accused of Loansharking
Authorities on Long Island have charged a New York City schoolteacher with loansharking. Sean Harris, 36, of East Meadow, who moonlights as a professional bodybuilder, is a gym teacher at I.S. 141 in Astoria, Queens.

Video: Squirrel pulls school fire alarm
When a false fire alarm went off in a Manatee County school last year, officials thought a student may have been responsible. But when they reviewed security cameras, the staff found that a squirrel was the culprit.

Florida AG Bondi Pranks Daily Show Reporter
Asif Mandvi, reporter for the “Daily Show,� tried to prank Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi, asking for a sample of her urine. She immediately forked it over, though it was only apple juice.

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