Here’s the news. No, I was not the guy hiding in the Middle School Locker Room in Coppell, Texas but that was a good joke. You idiot!

Man Caught Hiding in Girl’s Middle School Locker Room
Coppell, Texas police said they have caught a peeping Tom who sneaked into a middle school earlier this month.

Caught On Video: Deadly ‘Roid Rage in New York
A construction worker flipped out at a gym in Colonie, New York in a drug-fueled rampage, challenging others to fights and knocking over equipment.

Swastika Earrings at Brooklyn Shop
Some earrings that look like swastikas were being sold at the Bejeweled store in Greenpoint, Brooklyn. While they may be small, the controversy they’re now causing sure isn’t.

Compilation Of DC Metrobus Drivers Driving Like Jerks
Metro cameras catch bus drivers crashing into cars, running red lights and hitting people. They captured hundreds of near misses and collisions during a two-month period in August and September. These drive cams as they’re called, are triggered by sudden breaking or jerk in movement.

Katy Perry’s Dad Mocks Asians In Sermon
While on stage at an Ohio church and telling a story about trying to get prayer books into Singapore, Rev. Keith Hudson mocked the people of Singapore.

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Here’s the stepNEWS….cuz it’s the local news that make up the fabric of our great nation filled with perverts, psychos, morons, and idiots….and I like them best…

Teacher Forges Jury Duty Notice, Caught By Spelling Mistake
A teacher at a Manhattan graphic arts public school is accused of faking a jury duty notice in an attempt to get paid for absences that stretched over several months and was caught by spelling mistakes in her fraudulent jury duty letters.

Riders Shocked By Oral Sex Act on Dallas Public Train
A North Texas man has filed a complaint with Dallas Area Rapid Transit about what he says he and his granddaughter were exposed to on a train.

Vaginal Cream for Hair Growth?
Some believe that Monostat 7 could be the answer to combatting hair loss. There is no scientific proof that it works though.

Pantyhose Bandit On The Loose In Ohio
An Ohio man demanded the pantyhose of a16-year-old girl, the suspect and the pantyhose are still at large.

Atlanta Restaurant Blasts Customer on Facebook
Boners BBQ of Atlanta took to Facebook after a customer wrote an unflattering Yelp review, posting a response that caused a commotion that spread quickly on the web.

Bronx Principal Under Fire Over Sex Comments
Protesters expressed anger and outrage outside a Bronx High School — all directed at the man in charge. They are calling for the firing of Bronxdale High School Principal John Chase Jr., who is under fire for the alleged sexually explicit comments he made at the school, including comments to female staffers about oral sex.

Detroit Woman Finds Herself in Bogus Escort Ad
A Michigan woman was shocked to find a bogus online ad promoting her as a prostitute, complete with private photos published for all to see. What shocked ever more is that the website is linked to several Detroit murders.

Pot Doesn’t Harm Lung Function According To Study
Smoking a joint once a week or a bit more apparently doesn’t harm the lungs, suggests a 20-year study that bolsters evidence that marijuana doesn’t do the kind of damage tobacco does.

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The stepNEWS is amazing….because people are idiots.

Mom Fakes Daughter’s Death For Extra Vacation Time
A New York City school employee has lost her job over accusations she faked her daughter’s death so she could take a vacation to Costa Rica.

TN Principal Blames Blacks For Poor Test Scores
Dr. Ted Horrell, the principal of Germantown High School in Tennessee singled out black students for a drop in the school’s test scores and were ‘less smart.’

Violent Beating in Philadelphia Caught On Video
A 19 year old man was videotaped punching an 18 year old repeatedly in the head. The beating was posted online.

Tourist Plunges after Bungee Cord Snaps
An Australian tourist bungee jumping in Africa plunged 365 feet into a river when her cord snapped, but she managed to swim to safety with a broken collarbone and her legs tied together.

Deer Breaks Into Goodwill Store For Tour
A deer in Woodbury, N.J., decides to pick up a few things in a local Goodwill store.

Video: Giant Ruby Theft Caught On Tape
Thieves stealing a $2 million ruby in the shape of the Liberty Bell are caught on surveillance cameras in Delaware.

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Here’s the news…and it turs out that it is as genius as you’d expect it to be….every story delicately chosen to express the stupidity that is people….

Pharmacy Refused to Sell Plan B to Man
John Melbourne of Texas attempted to buy the emergency contraception known as Plan B in November, but the pharmacy technician at a Mesquite, Texas refused to sell it to him because he was a man. According to the Federal Drug Administration’s guidelines emergency contraception is available to anyone over the age of 17 – male or female – without a prescription.

Jail Employee Busted For Sex With Inmate
A Chula Vista, California jail employee was arrested for consensual sex with a federal inmate.

TN Man Drops Bag Of Meth When Buying Sudafed, Leeds To His Arrest
A man and his three friends were arrested Wednesday after he was denied Sudafed at a CVS. The store manager also found a bag of meth left in the area of the store where the suspect had been. 37-year-old Michael Koger was denied Sudafed at the CVS pharmacy.

Police: Man tortured girlfriend for 6 days
Police say they are seeking a dangerous man who tortured a 31-year-old woman and her 6-year-old daughter for six days inside a Tampa home.

Florida Man Attacks Cop While Wearing Darth Vader Mask
A drunk man dressed as Darth Vader in Florida went wild when a police officer asked him to move because he was lying in the middle of the street.

Man Claims He’s the Devil & God, Created White People
A driver who led police on a pursuit in Arizona and crashed into two squad cars has been arrested on multiple counts. Police said that as Abeita was being pulled from his car, the suspect “made comments to officers that he was the devil, he was God, and that he created white people and white people were messing up his land.”

90-Year-Old Survives Shootout With Burglar
A 90-Year-Old former sheriff from Northern California survived a home invasion and shoot out.

Video: Massachusetts clerk pistol-whipped
LAWRENCE – A store clerk was pistol-whipped in Lawrence. Police are hoping surveillance footage can help them find the attacker.

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The stepNEWS is the best part of the day for me because news is hilarious….

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Colorado Woman Punches, Urinates Near $30M Painting
A Colorado woman was arrested after pulling down her pants and punching a $30 million painting — before urinating against it. Carmen Tisch, 36, is accused of causing $10,000 worth of damage to the Clyfford Still oil-on-canvas last week at a Denver museum dedicated to the late abstract artist.

Caught on Tape: Man Attacks Cop After Traffic Stop
An officer in East Baltimore was attacked in the aftermath of a traffic stop.

Boy, 15, Arrested For Drunk Driving in Michigan
Arrests for drunk driving are down nationwide, but in Troy, the arrest of one driver is making headlines. That’s because the driver is only 15 years old, and he was picked up behind the wheel at 2:45 in the morning.

Thief Returns Christmas Presents
A man caught on camera stealing a family’s Christmas presents returned what he stole

Massachusetts mom asks police to arrest bickering kids
SALEM – A Massachusetts woman fed up with her bickering children called police and asked responding officers to arrest two of them.

Video: Mummers Brawl Caught On Tape
The annual festivities in Philadelphia’s Mummers Parade on New Year’s Day turned violent, after people brawled during the annual event.

Dad: High Teens Destroyed Family Cars
A father in New Jersey says teens who might have been high on a legal drug, Sonic Boom, destroyed two cars that were Christmas presents for his two daughters.

Video: Flyers Fans Attack Rangers Fans After Winter Classic
It’s another black eye for Philadelphia sports fans as three men in Flyers jerseys beat two Rangers fans in front of a Philly cheesesteak landmark.

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Here’s some news for you unappreciative half retarded cocksuckers who drain my soul and bring it to a dark place that may get me on local news for doing some kind of crazy…

NC Man Tries To Pass Off $1 Million Bill
A North Carolina man tried to pass off an obviously fake $1,000,000 bill at a Wal-Mart.

Woman Hit with Blow Dart Shot from Car
A Michigan woman was surprised when she was stuck from a needle shot out of a passing car.

PA Teacher Arrested For Sending Nude Photos To Students

Police Scare Girl Because Of Overdue Library Books
A Massachusetts girl was startled when police showed up to their house to collect overdue library books.

Southwest Philadelphia Vandals Caught On Camera
A video posted shows vandals spray painting a stop sign and cars in southwest Philly and bragging about it.

Man Wrapped in Bandages Robs Pharmacy
Police are searching for a man who robbed a pharmacy on Christmas Eve disguised in bandages.

Gun aimed at clerk’s head jams
The Orange County Sheriff’s Office is looking for robbery suspects who held guns to the head of a clerk. Deputies say one of the suspects pulled the trigger but the gun did not fire.

Video: Robbers drag woman outside store
A woman held onto her purse for nearly 40 feet Friday morning, as robbers tried to snatch it in the parking lot of a Sweetbay grocery store. Two men are now in custody.

911 Dispatcher Gives Shooting Advice To Mother
A recently widowed mother in Oklahoma calls 911 when intruders invade her home — a dispatcher tells her to wait until the men are actually in the house, then shoot, so that it would be considered self defense.

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Here’s some stepNEWS…I figure more and more craziness is going to hit because just hanging outside the Holiday Inn here was on another level of insane in my small town…I’m talking crazy drunk kids fighting, girls in miniskirts going nuts and police arresting…and there’s a whole weird world of people out there…but this is what I’ve got so far….

Coach’s Kid Upstages Dad with Nose Pick
When University of Houston coach Tony Levine went before reporters to talk about his team’s win over Penn State in the TicketCity Bowl on Monday, he never dreamed he’d be upstaged by his adorable daughter Willa.

Teen: Shot over Air Jordan Sneakers
A teenager says he was shot over Air Jordan sneakers in Redford, Michigan.

Mummer Brawl In South Philly
Philadelphia police are looking at a video of Mummers brawling in South Philadelphia.The fight happened near the corner of 2nd and Pierce streets on Monday night, after the parade.

New Years Partygoers In Denver Locked Out Of Hotel Rooms
Due to a keycard issue at a Denver Marriott were locked out of their rooms

Philadelphia Parking Authority Tickets Transplant Patient Who Fed Meter
The PPA strikes again after a kidney transplant patient gets a ticket after he paid a parking meter in full.

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Here’s some shit going on in the news…cuz the night before the New Year….that’s exactly what’s on your mind and little sluts…in mini skirts everywhere…drunk and horney aren’t distracting you from that want….you fucking loser….

FL Student Suspended For Wishing Bad Karma On Facebook
Allie Scott, a Florida teenager was suspended from school for a Facebook post wishing bad karma on another student.
http://www.redlasso.com/local/is-karma-facebook-post-a-crime/

Woman Uses Facebook For Kidnapping Rescue
A South Jersey woman was at risk of being forced to perform acts of prostitution to pay off a debt, but used Facebook to get help from authorities.

Man Tries To Steal Cash Register, Runs Into A Problem

Headstone falls on girl at cemetery
A 7-year-old girl has suffered serious injuries, including a broken femur and an open wound on the shoulder, after a large headstone fell on top of her at a Lowell cemetery.

Police: Slain Women Linked by Craigslist Ads
Three of four women recently found dead in Detroit car trunks had promoted themselves as escorts through the same website, police said Monday.

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The stepNEWS is amazing….especially around the holidays…it really gives perspective on all things Christmas….

Canadian Tourists Find Severed Leg In Florida
A group of Canadian tourists made a gruesome discovery outside the home they were renting for the holidays: A severed human leg had washed ashore.

Mothers Hold ‘Feed-In’ At Target Store
Some mothers in Pittsburgh staged a “nurse-in” at a local Target store after a woman in Texas was asked to move to a fitting room because she was breastfeeding her baby in the store.

Mom and son suing Orlando Walmart Over Assault
An Orlando man and his mother are suing retail giant Walmart. Justin Ohle and his mother Paula say this all stems from a disagreement over a television.

Cops look for serial flasher in Boston
Police are looking for a man they say exposed himself to passengers riding on the Blue Line and Red Line on Christmas Eve.

Colorado Man Goes On Car Crashing Rampage
A Colorado man was set off and started ramming parked cars and attempting to run over strangers.

Incredible Dashcam Video Of Stolen Police Car
A Michigan man took off in a police cruiser while he was being placed under arrest for operating a meth lab in a hotel.

Boston is America’s ‘Drunkest City’
Boston ranks first out of 25 cities when it comes to not knowing when to close the bar tab.

Crocodile Attacks Lawn Mower
An Australian crocodile attempted to devour a lawn mower at a park

Jilted Arizona Wife Runs Over Estranged Husband
Mesa police say a woman ran over her estranged husband with her Jeep because he was cheating on her.

AZ Mother Arrested For Holding Kids At Knifepoint On Christmas Eve
A valley mother is under arrest, accused of holding her two children at knife point — and it allegedly happened on Christmas day.

Drive-Thru Robbery Doesn’t Go As Planned
A pair of masked men is suspected in an attempted robbery that occurred Monday night at a Dunkin Donuts in Whitfield; however, instead of barging inside and demanding money from the cash register these men opted to use the drive-thru lane.

Canadian Shoppers Pepper Sprayed At Boxing Day Sale

Drake and Lil Wayne Rumors Spark Brawl At Mall Of America
Cell phone videos captured the melee at the Mall of America on Monday, but police say they still aren’t sure what sparked the massive melee that was followed by a series of scuffles.

Cops: Christmas Shooter Wore Santa Suit
A man who killed himself and six relatives in Grapevine on Christmas Day wore a Santa suit during the shooting spree, police said.

VIDEO: Clerk Knocks Out Would-Be Robber
An armed robber who tried to hold up a business in South Carolina was knocked out by a store clerk.

Philly Dad Dead After Days In Recliner
A 9-1-1 call for a Philadelphia woman with stomach pains turned odd when paramedics were asked to take away a dad who had died two days ago in his lounge chair.

Video: Occupy Nashville Protesters Fight
This is supposed to be the season that brings people together, but in Occupy Nashville, tensions are tearing some people apart.

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